Horror Film Review: Godzilla 1985 (dir by R.J. Kizer and Koji Hashimoto)


Nine years after The Terror of Mechagodzilla, Godzilla finally returned to Japanese movie screens in The Return of Godzilla!

One year later, Raymond Burr joined him when The Return of Godzilla was released in the United States as Godzilla 1985.

The film’s plot is a simple one, though it does have an interesting subtext.  Godzilla is once again roaming the planet and, after spending the last few years as humanity’s champion, he is once again destroying everything in his path.  (This is a rare later Godzilla film that features only Godzilla.  Mothra, Rodan, Ghidorah, and that weird armadillo that always used to follow Godzilla around, none of them are present.  The son of Godzilla is not mentioned, to the regret of no one.)  Looking to prevent a mass panic, the Prime Minister of Japan tries to cover up the news of Godzilla’s return.  But when a Russian submarine is destroyed by Godzilla and the Russians blame the Americans and bring the world to the verge of atomic war, the Prime Minister is forced to reveal the truth.  The Super X, an experimental new airplane, is deployed to take Godzilla out but it turns out that Godzilla is not that easy to get rid of.

Now, as I said, there is an interesting subtext here.  If the first Godzilla films were all about the trauma of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, this version of Godzilla is all about being trapped between the whims of two super powers.  For the most part, Godzilla only attacks Japan.  At the time this movie came out, he had been attacking Japan for nearly 30 years and the rest of the world was content to allow Japan to deal with the consequences alone.  However, when Godzilla sinks that Russian sub, both the Russians and the Americans blame each other and bring the world to the brink of annihilation.  Japan, like the rest of the world, finds itself caught in the middle.  In the end, it’s up to Japan to not only defeat Godzilla but to keep the Americans and Russians from blowing up the rest of the world.  Godzilla may be bad, this movie tells us, but he’s nowhere near as bad as the idiots with all of the atomic missiles.

Of course, when The Return of Godzilla came to America, extra scenes were shot to make it clear that America had Japan’s back.  For that reason, Raymond Burr returns as journalist Steve Martin.  Martin is called in to share his first-hand knowledge of what Godzilla is capable of.  One has to wonder who thought that was a good idea as Martin basically comes across as being a grouchy crank who just wants to tell everyone to get off his lawn.  As opposed to the first Americanized Godzilla film, which was edited to make it appear as if Burr was actually talking to characters from Gojira, Godzilla 1985 just features a lot of scenes of Burr staring at a screen in the Pentagon and making ominous comments about what Godzilla is capable of doing.  It’s a wasted cameo but I guess the film’s American distributors didn’t have faith that Godzilla could pull in the audiences on his own.

Fortunately, Raymond Burr’s time-consuming cameo can’t keep this film from being a lot of fun.  It’s a Godzilla film, after all.  Godzilla stomps on a lot of buildings and breathes a lot of fire and wisely, the film doesn’t wait too long before allowing him to go on his rampage.  After spending several films as an almost comic character, this film reminds audiences that Godzilla was always meant to be frightening.  Of course, lest anyone take this film too seriously, the size of the Super X changes from scene to scene, depending on which miniature was being used.  Godzilla loses his temper and falls into a volcano but there’s never any doubt that he’ll be back.  You can’t stop Godzilla!

Previous Godzilla Reviews:

  1. Godzilla, King of the Monsters (1958)
  2. Godzilla Raids Again (1958)
  3. King Kong vs Godzilla (1962)
  4. Mothra vs. Godzilla (1964)
  5. Ghidorah: The Three-Headed Monster (1964)
  6. Invasion of the Astro-Monster (1965)
  7. Godzilla vs. The Sea Monster (1966)
  8. Son of Godzilla (1967)
  9. Destroy All Monsters (1968)
  10. All Monsters Attack (1969)
  11. Godzilla vs Hedorah (1971)
  12. Godzilla vs Gigan (1972)
  13. Godzilla vs Megalon (1973)
  14. Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla (1974)
  15. The Terror of Mechagodzilla (1975)
  16. Cozilla (1977)
  17. Godzilla vs. Mothra (1992)
  18. Godzilla vs. Destoroyah (1995)
  19. Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack (2001)
  20. Godzilla (2014)
  21. Godzilla: Planet of the Monsters (2017)
  22. Godzilla, King of the Monsters (2019)
  23. Godzilla vs Kong (2021)
  24. Godzilla Minus One (2023)

Monday Live Tweet Alert: Join us for Godzilla 1985 and The Bounty Hunter!


As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in hosting a few weekly live tweets on twitter and occasionally Mastodon.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of Mastodon’s #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We snark our way through it.

Tonight, for #MondayActionMovie, the film will be Godzilla 1985, selected and hosted by Sweet Emmy Cat!

Following #MondayActionMovie, Brad and Sierra will be hosting the #MondayMuggers live tweet.  We will be watching 2010’s The Bounty Hunter!

It should make for a night of fun viewing and I invite all of you to join in.  If you want to join the live tweets, just hop onto Mastodon, pull up Godzilla 1985 on YouTube, start the movie at 8 pm et, and use the #MondayActionMovie hashtag!  Then, at 10 pm et, switch over to Twitter and Prime, start The Bounty Hunter, and use the #MondayMuggers hashtag!  The live tweet community is a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy.