The Eric Roberts Collection: Doc Holliday’s Revenge (dir by David DeCoteau)


2014’s Doc Holliday’s Revenge takes place in late 1800s, just outside of the town of Tombstone.  Following the murder of Morgan Earp, the legendary Doc Holliday (William McNamara) is seeking revenge and hoping to kill every suspected members of the Clanton gang before he himself is killed by tuberculosis.  When a suspected Clanton gang member named Indian Charlie (Oliver Rayon) stumbles wounded into the homestead of Elizabeth (Ashley Hayes) and Joseph Cooley (Bart Voitilla), Holliday comes looking for him.  Elizabeth stands up to the gunslinging dentist.

This is a bit of an odd viewing experience.  Much like David DeCoteau’s earlier Bonnie and Clyde film, it’s an attempt to do a historical film on a budget.  As such, there’s a lot of narration and sepia-toned stock footage.  Newspaper headlines flash across the screen.  Tom Berenger, as Judge Wells, narrates the story and is filmed in extreme close-up and with a greenscreen behind him.  Strangely, the same thing seems to have been done with William McNamara, who spends most of the film sitting on his horse and talking to people who are clearly off-camera.  It also appears that the majority of McNamara’s scenes were also done with a greenscreen.  It’s a weird effect, one that leaves the viewer wondering if both Berenger and McNamara are meant to be playing ghosts.  That said, it’s oddly effective.  At the very least, it reinforces the idea of Holliday being a mythical figure, a ghostly spirit of Americana.  Eric Roberts also shows up very briefly at the beginning and the end of the film, playing Elizabeth’s estranged father.  Unlike McNamara and Berenger, it’s clear that Roberts actually was on the set when he filmed his scenes.

Doc Holliday’s Revenge feels like a companion piece to David DeCoteau’s Bonnie and Clyde: Justified.  (Ashley Hayes was in that film as well, playing Bonnie Parker.)  The budget is low and the dialogue is far too modern for a historical film but the cast at least seems to be trying and the film holds your interest while you’re watching it.  (Good luck remembering much about it afterwards, though.)  If nothing else, it’s better than Bigfoot vs DB Cooper.

Previous Eric Roberts Films That We Have Reviewed:

  1. Star 80 (1983)
  2. Runaway Train (1985)
  3. Best of the Best (1989)
  4. Blood Red (1989)
  5. The Ambulance (1990)
  6. The Lost Capone (1990)
  7. Best of the Best II (1993)
  8. Love, Cheat, & Steal (1993)
  9. Voyage (1993)
  10. Love Is A Gun (1994)
  11. Sensation (1994)
  12. Dark Angel (1996)
  13. Doctor Who (1996)
  14. Most Wanted (1997)
  15. Mercy Streets (2000)
  16. Raptor (2001)
  17. Rough Air: Danger on Flight 534 (2001)
  18. Strange Frequency (2001)
  19. Wolves of Wall Street (2002)
  20. Border Blues (2004)
  21. Mr. Brightside (2004)
  22. Six: The Mark Unleased (2004)
  23. We Belong Together (2005)
  24. Hey You (2006)
  25. Depth Charge (2008)
  26. Amazing Racer (2009)
  27. In The Blink of an Eye (2009)
  28. Bed & Breakfast (2010)
  29. Enemies Among Us (2010)
  30. The Expendables (2010) 
  31. Sharktopus (2010)
  32. Beyond The Trophy (2012)
  33. The Dead Want Women (2012)
  34. Deadline (2012)
  35. The Mark (2012)
  36. Miss Atomic Bomb (2012)
  37. Assault on Wall Street (2013)
  38. Bonnie And Clyde: Justified (2013)
  39. Lovelace (2013)
  40. The Mark: Redemption (2013)
  41. The Perfect Summer (2013)
  42. Self-Storage (2013)
  43. A Talking Cat!?! (2013)
  44. This Is Our Time (2013)
  45. Bigfoot vs DB Cooper (2014)
  46. Inherent Vice (2014)
  47. Road to the Open (2014)
  48. Rumors of War (2014)
  49. Amityville Death House (2015)
  50. Deadly Sanctuary (2015)
  51. A Fatal Obsession (2015)
  52. Las Vegas Story (2015)
  53. Stalked By My Doctor (2015)
  54. Enemy Within (2016)
  55. Hunting Season (2016)
  56. Joker’s Poltergeist (2016)
  57. Prayer Never Fails (2016)
  58. Stalked By My Doctor: The Return (2016)
  59. The Wrong Roommate (2016)
  60. Dark Image (2017)
  61. Black Wake (2018)
  62. Frank and Ava (2018)
  63. Stalked By My Doctor: Patient’s Revenge (2018)
  64. Clinton Island (2019)
  65. Monster Island (2019)
  66. The Reliant (2019)
  67. The Savant (2019)
  68. Seven Deadly Sins (2019)
  69. Stalked By My Doctor: A Sleepwalker’s Nightmare (2019)
  70. The Wrong Mommy (2019)
  71. Exodus of a Prodigal Son (2020)
  72. Free Lunch Express (2020)
  73. Her Deadly Groom (2020)
  74. Top Gunner (2020)
  75. Deadly Nightshade (2021)
  76. The Elevator (2021)
  77. Just What The Doctor Ordered (2021)
  78. Killer Advice (2021)
  79. Megaboa (2021)
  80. Night Night (2021)
  81. The Poltergeist Diaries (2021)
  82. The Rebels of PT-218 (2021)
  83. A Town Called Parable (2021)
  84. Bleach (2022)
  85. My Dinner With Eric (2022)
  86. 69 Parts (2022)
  87. D.C. Down (2023)
  88. Aftermath (2024)
  89. Bad Substitute (2024)
  90. Devil’s Knight (2024)
  91. The Wrong Life Coach (2024)
  92. When It Rains In L.A. (2025

The Eric Roberts Collection: A Talking Cat!?! (dir by David DeCoteau)


In 2009’s A Talking Cat!?, an adorable kitty named Squeaky stars as Duffy, a cat who can speak with the voice of Eric Roberts!  It’s all due to a magic collar that Duffy is wearing.  Not only do we hear Duffy’s thoughts but he can actually talk to people.  He can only do it once per person and it’s not something that he really enjoys doing.  He usually prefers to keep quiet and just inspire the humans with his cuteness but occasionally, the human are so dumb that Duffy has to speak up.

Over the course of A Talking Cat!?!, Duffy helps two families become one.  Phil (Johnny Whitaker) has just retired from writing code and he has a huge home, a sullen son named Chris (Justin Cone), and too much free time on his hands.  Chris has a crush on Fannie (Alison Sieke), who he is tutoring in English.  Frannie obviously like Chris and enjoys swimming in the house’s pool but how will she react when she discovers that Chris doesn’t know how to swim?  A few miles down, single mother Susan (Kristine DeBell) is trying to start her own company while her children, Tina (Janis Peebles) and Trent (Daniel Dannas), does their own thing.  Tina wants to do something with computers.  Trent is still struggling to find himself.  He enjoys teaching people how to swim.  Hey, Phil is a programmer!  Chris needs to learn how to swim!  Do your thing, Duffy!

Somehow, this film has gotten a reputation for being bad.  Look, as far as I’m concerned, it features two really nice houses, an adorable cat, and the voice of Eric Roberts.  It’s great!  From what I’ve read, Eric recorded his dialogue over the course of a few hours.  His somewhat cynical and world-weary voice is actually the way most cats would probably sound.  Does his tone frequently not match what’s happening on the screen?  Yes, but that’s a part of the film’s charm.  Someone said, let’s get the cutest cat we can find and then have him speak in the voice of Eric Roberts.  As far as I’m concerned, that’s all this film needed for it to totally work.  Cats have been there.  They’ve seen stuff.  Cats are like, “Meow, things got dark!”

Thanks, Duffy!

Previous Eric Roberts Films That We Have Reviewed:

  1. Star 80 (1983)
  2. Blood Red (1989)
  3. The Ambulance (1990)
  4. The Lost Capone (1990)
  5. Love, Cheat, & Steal (1993)
  6. Voyage (1993)
  7. Love Is A Gun (1994)
  8. Sensation (1994)
  9. Dark Angel (1996)
  10. Doctor Who (1996)
  11. Most Wanted (1997)
  12. Mercy Streets (2000)
  13. Wolves of Wall Street (2002)
  14. Mr. Brightside (2004)
  15. Six: The Mark Unleased (2004)
  16. Hey You (2006)
  17. Amazing Race (2009)
  18. In The Blink of an Eye (2009)
  19. Enemies Among Us (2010)
  20. The Expendables (2010) 
  21. Sharktopus (2010)
  22. The Dead Want Women (2012)
  23. Deadline (2012)
  24. The Mark (2012)
  25. Miss Atomic Bomb (2012)
  26. Bonnie And Clyde: Justified (2013)
  27. Lovelace (2013)
  28. The Mark: Redemption (2013)
  29. Self-Storage (2013)
  30. This Is Our Time (2013)
  31. Inherent Vice (2014)
  32. Road to the Open (2014)
  33. Rumors of War (2014)
  34. Amityville Death House (2015)
  35. A Fatal Obsession (2015)
  36. Stalked By My Doctor (2015)
  37. Enemy Within (2016)
  38. Joker’s Poltergeist (2016)
  39. Prayer Never Fails (2016)
  40. Stalked By My Doctor: The Return (2016)
  41. The Wrong Roommate (2016)
  42. Dark Image (2017)
  43. Black Wake (2018)
  44. Frank and Ava (2018)
  45. Stalked By My Doctor: Patient’s Revenge (2018)
  46. Clinton Island (2019)
  47. Monster Island (2019)
  48. The Savant (2019)
  49. Seven Deadly Sins (2019)
  50. Stalked By My Doctor: A Sleepwalker’s Nightmare (2019)
  51. The Wrong Mommy (2019)
  52. Exodus of a Prodigal Son (2020)
  53. Free Lunch Express (2020)
  54. Her Deadly Groom (2020)
  55. Top Gunner (2020)
  56. Deadly Nightshade (2021)
  57. The Elevator (2021)
  58. Just What The Doctor Ordered (2021)
  59. Killer Advice (2021)
  60. The Poltergeist Diaries (2021)
  61. The Rebels of PT-218 (2021)
  62. A Town Called Parable (2021)
  63. Bleach (2022)
  64. My Dinner With Eric (2022)
  65. Aftermath (2024)
  66. The Wrong Life Coach (2024)

October True Crime: Smiley Face Killers (dir by Tim Hunter)


“Okay, you need to go back on your meds….”

“Kaeen, I am on my meds.”

That exchange, between college student Jake (Ronen Rubinstein) and his girlfriend, Keren (Mia Serafino), pretty much sums up 2020’s Smiley Face Killers.  It’s a study of modern paranoia, in which Jake thinks — with good reason — that he’s being stalked and all of his friends think that he just needs to take more of his meds.  The fact that a lot of very weird things are happening to Jake doesn’t really matter to his friends.  They’ve decided that any and all problems are linked somehow to taking meds.  “Take your meds” is the only solution that they can offer up.  It’s empty advice but it’s also advice that makes them feel absolved about going to parties and obsessing on their own petty dramas while Jake essentially loses his mind.

Jake suspects that he’s being stalked and that his phone is being hacked and that someone wants to kill him.  He’s absolutely right about that.  The majority of the film follows Jake as he tries to get someone — anyone — to accept that he’s right to be paranoid.  The film may have been sold as Eli Roth-style torture porn or as a postmodern slasher movie but, instead, it’s a study in isolation.  Jake is being stalked by the Smiley Face Killers for reasons that are never made particularly clear.  That said, one gets the feeling that, if the Smiley Face Killers didn’t get Jake, some other group of homicidal lunatics would have.  It’s a dangerous world out there and Jake has obviously pissed off the forces of fate.

Who are the Smiley Face Killers?  The film’s opening credits refer to them as being an urban legend, though I think that gives the whole Smiley Face Killer thing too much credit.  Over the years, there have been several incidents of college students drowning.  All of the students were male.  All of them were athletic.  The majority of them were members of fraternities.  Two retired homicide cops noted that smiley face graffiti was present at many of the “crime scenes” and they came up with a theory that these students were being purposefully drowned by a cult who used the smiley face as their calling card.  It’s a ludicrous theory but one that was embraced by some grieving parents who were still trying to understand how their child could have possibly died when he had his entire future ahead of him.

Of course, it’s far more probable that there is no cult.  The fact of the matter is that the smiley face is a universal symbol and it’s one that you can find drawn or painted just about anywhere.  As well, the majority of the victims were described as being drunk when last seen alive.  College students — especially frat boys — have a tendency to drink more than they can handle.  When a college happens to be near a river or even a creek, it’s a sad of fact of life that there’s a chance of someone stumbling into the water during the night.  That’s especially true if that person is drunk.  No parents wants to admit that their child died because he didn’t know when to say when, leaving them susceptible to conspiracy theories about cults.  Dr. Phil did an entire show on the Smiley Face Killer theory.  Oprah’s network aired an entire docuseries about the theory and pretty much presented it as a fact.  Both of them exploited the grief of the parents for ratings.  Shame on both of them.

As for the movie, it’s actually weirdly effective.  Screenwriter Bret Easton Ellis and director Tim Hunter (who also did the similarly dark River’s Edge) do a good job of capturing the paranoia of everyday life.  Jake is pretty much doomed from the minute we see him but the film holds our interest by showing how everyone but Jake has essentially closed their eyes to what’s happening in front of them.  In the end, Jake has no control over his fate, whether he’s taking his meds or not.