Poor Godzilla!

At the start of 1994’s Godzilla vs. Spacegodzilla, our favorite big green radioactive monster isn’t asking for much.  Mostly, he just wants to live on his island and be left alone.  He’s busy raising Baby Godzilla and he’s minding his own business.  That’s one thing that people tend to forget when it comes to Godzilla.  With the exception of the very early films, Godzilla is usually just minding his own business until he’s forced to go on a rampage by either aliens or humans.  In this film, Godzilla has to deal with both.

There’s a SpaceGodzilla heading towards the Earth.  Apparently, Godzilla cells were released into space during the epic battles that were featured in both Godzilla vs. Biollante and Godzilla vs Mothra.  Those cells were exposed to the radiation of a black hole and the end result was SpaceGodzilla.  SpaceGodzilla is coming to Earth to not only dethrone Godzilla as King of the Monsters but also to transform Earth’s core into a power source that it can use to do whatever it is that SpaceGodzillas do in their spare time.

After being warned by those two annoying little faeries that follow Mothra around everywhere, psychic Miki Saegusa (Megumi Okada) and some members of G-Force head to the island that Godzilla calls home.  Unfortunately, the Yakuza follows them because the want to capture Miki so that they can use her psychic powers to control Godzilla and use him to …. well, I don’t know.  I mean, yes, Godzilla is an awesome weapon but he’s really big and there’s always a lot of collateral damage whenever he gets into a fight and it seems like using him to commit any sort of Yakuza-style crimes would be a bit counter-productive.  I mean, you can’t really extort businesses if they all get destroyed by Godzilla, can you?  Plus, I just don’t see Godzilla agreeing to chop off the tip of his finger or get all of those Yakuza tattoos.

But listen, I’m thinking too hard about the plot here.  Yes, there’s some stuff that goes on with the humans but that’s all forgotten as soon as SpaceGodzilla lands and abducts Baby Godzilla.  Grown-up Godzilla is out for vengeance and it leads to some very dramatic fights.  This film gives us a chance to see Godzilla fight, more or less, himself and it’s an entertaining sight.  This is a bit of a campy film, even by Godzilla standards.  It even ends with a warning that SpaceGodzilla might return if human don’t stop polluting space.  (Uhmm …. talk to Mothra, she’s the one who sent all those cells up there.)  But the important thing is that the battles are fun to watch and Baby Godzilla is adorable.

Who needs the Son of Godzilla when you’ve got this?

Previous Godzilla Reviews:

1. Godzilla, King of the Monsters (1958)
2. Godzilla Raids Again (1958)
3. King Kong vs Godzilla (1962)
4. Mothra vs. Godzilla (1964)
5. Ghidorah: The Three-Headed Monster (1964)
6. Invasion of the Astro-Monster (1965)
7. Godzilla vs. The Sea Monster (1966)
8. Son of Godzilla (1967)
9. Destroy All Monsters (1968)
10. All Monsters Attack (1969)
11. Godzilla vs Hedorah (1971)
12. Godzilla vs Gigan (1972)
13. Godzilla vs Megalon (1973)
14. Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla (1974)
15. The Terror of Mechagodzilla (1975)
16. Cozilla (1977)
17. Godzilla 1985 (1985)
18. Godzilla vs. Biollante (1989)
19. Godzilla vs King Ghidorah (1992)
20. Godzilla vs. Mothra (1992)
21. Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla 2 (1994)
22. Godzilla vs. Destoroyah (1995)
23. Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack (2001)
24. Godzilla (2014)
25. Godzilla: Planet of the Monsters (2017)
26. Godzilla, King of the Monsters (2019)
27. Godzilla vs Kong (2021)
28. Godzilla Minus One (2023)