Film Review: Francis In The Navy (dir by Arthur Lubin)


In 1955’s Francis In The Navy, Donald O’Connor plays Lt. Peter Sterling, an officer in the U.S. Army who gets word that his best friend, a talking mule named Francis (voice of Chill Wills), is about to be auctioned off by the U.S. Navy.  Sterling rushes to the Naval base but, along the way, his wallet gets stolen, he gets mistaken for an AWOL soldier, and Francis gets sold to a laboratory.

Hold on, I’m re-reading that last paragraph to make sure that I didn’t hallucinating typing all that…

Peter argues that he’s not the AWOL soldier, he’s just someone who looks just like him.  Peter gets tossed into the psychiatric ward.  Francis advices Peter …. yes, the mule that can talk gives Peter advice on how to get out of the mental ward …. to pretend to be the AWOL sailor.  Unfortunately, the sailor is a champion boxer so that means Peter will have to enter the ring.  Peter, needless to say, is not a boxer.  Peter also falls for a nurse (Martha Hyer) but — uh oh! — she’s the sister of the AWOL soldier.  Well, that’s kind of awkward.  I don’t have a brother but if I did, I doubt I would ever want to make out with anyone who looked like him.  Like seriously….

Hold on, I’m re-reading that last paragraph to see if there’s anything that I need to add.

Like, seriously, what the Hell?  This movie has a talking mule, an oddly incestuous subtext, and Donald O’Connor playing two roles.  Doing some research, I discovered that this was the sixth film to deal with the adventures of Peter Sterling and Francis.  This was the last one of them to star Donald O’Connor, who apparently resented getting upstaged by a mule.  There was one more Francis movie after this one and it starred Mickey Rooney.  It was called Francis In The Haunted House so who knows?  Maybe I’ll review it for our October horrorthon.  (Don’t count on it.)

As weird as this film is, it’s kind of likable.  Donald O’Connor is a favorite of mine and this one featured O’Connor in two roles, as both the hapless Peter and also the sailor who goes AWOL and repeatedly refuses to help Peter out.  And, while I’m not really sure why he’s talking, Francis was actually cute.  I enjoyed the boxing scene where he attempted to help Peter out.  Unfortunately, there’s only so much a mule can do.

As for why I’m reviewing this movie, it’s because Clint Eastwood is in the cast.  He plays Jonesy, a friend of the AWOL sailor who becomes a friend of Peter’s.  Now, to be clear, Clint doesn’t do a lot in the movie.  He works Peter’s corner during the boxing match.  Otherwise, he spends most of the time in the background and he has a few scenes where he hangs out with the rest of the AWOL sailor’s friends.  That said, Clint does make an impression.  Even in this very early role, he had an impressive screen presence.  He’s the tallest guy there and he’s got the best hair.  Once you spot him in a scene, it’s hard to look away.

Francis In The Navy is historically significant because it’s the first film for which Clint Eastwood received on-screen credit.  (Eastwood previously appeared in films like Revenge of the Creature and Tarantula but his name wasn’t included in the credits.)  It’s an odd film, one that’s likable if you’re in an undemanding mood and you enjoy goof — extremely goofy — humor.  It would be forgotten if not for Eastwood’s appearance.  Seen today, this film, like Eastwood’s other early appearances, reminds us that everyone started somewhere.

4 Shots From 4 Films: Special Clint Eastwood Edition


Clint Eastwood in Revenge of the Creature (1955)

4 Shots From 4 Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking!

Today is Clint Eastwood’s 95th birthday!

Though Clint famously had to go to Italy to really get his film career going, he’s gone on to become an icon of American film.  While his early films were often criticized as glorifying violence and of being reactionary, his later films have — more often than not — been meditations on aging, moral ambiguity, and what a lifetime of violence does to a person’s soul.  He’s a filmmaker whose legacy will be rediscovered and probably appreciated in the future.

Here are….

4 Shots From 4 Clint Eastwood Films

For A Few Dollars More (1965, dir by Sergio Leone)

Dirty Harry (1971, dir by Don Siegel)

Unforgiven (1992, dir by Clint Eastwood)

Gran Torino (2008, dir by Clint Eastwood)

Scenes That I Love: Clint Eastwood in Revenge of the Creature


Today, the Shattered Lens wishes a happy 95th birthday to an American icon …. CLINT EASTWOOD!

We’ve got a lot of reviews scheduled for today but I’d like to start things up with a music video …. oh, wait, we already did one.  Okay, then I’d like to start things off with today’s scene that I love.

Everyone had to start somewhere for Clint Eastwood, that somewhere was 1955’s Revenge of the Creature.  Here he is, making his uncredited film debut as a lab technician who has discovered something odd.  Even in his very first role, Eastwood’s physicality made him stand out.  And check out that gorgeous hair!

As for the film itself, I look forward to reviewing during our annual horrorthon in October.  For now, enjoy Clint Eastwood making his film debut!

Music Video of the Day: I Talk To The Trees by Clint Eastwood (1969, dir by Joshua Logan)


Okay, it’s not so much a music video as it’s a scene from a movie but whatever.  It’s Clint Eastwood’s birthday, we’re about to post a ton of Clint Eastwood-related reviews today, and I wanted to start things out with Clint!

This scene is from 1969’s Paint Your Wagon.  You know what?  Clint’s voice wasn’t that bad in this movie.  That said, I’m glad I talked to my sister into reviewing it instead of me.  When I was in college, I took a class about musicals and there was this frat boy sitting behind me who just obsessed with Paint Your Wagon,

Happy birthday, Clint!

Enjoy!

10 Films For The Weekend (5/30/25)


Here are ten films that I recommend checking out this weekend.  These films are all streaming so, if you’re stuck inside due to weather or crippling depression, give them a shot!

In Honor of Clint Eastwood

Saturday will be Clint Eastwood’s 95th birthday.  Clint’s career has stretched from the 50s t0 the present day.  (Though some thought he might retire after 2024’s Juror #2, Eastwood is reportedly working on a new film.)  We’ll be posting a lot of Eastwood reviews tomorrow but I want to take the time right now to mention three of his films that will be streaming this weekend.

First off, 2024’s legal thriller, Juror #2 (which I consider to be the best film of 2024), is still streaming on Max.  Featuring excellent performances from Nicholas Hoult and Toni Collette, Juror #2 is an entertaining courtroom thriller that, in its efficient and non-flashy way, shows that Eastwood is still one of the best directors work.

Clint Eastwood was 88 years old when he gave one of his best performances in 2018’s The Mule.  The Mule tells the true story of a 90 year-old widower who found a second job smuggling drugs across the country for a Mexican cartel.  Eastwood gives a likable performance as someone who is definitely not an action hero but who gets a second lease on life by working with some very dangerous people.  This film is tense, poignant, and surprisingly funny at time.  It’s on Netflix.

Also on Netflix is 2014’s American Sniper, a film that Eastwood directed.  Bradley Cooper gives a strong performance as Chris Kyle and Eastwood direction will leave you breathless.  This film was controversial when it was released.  It had only been two years since Eastwood gave his speech at the Republican Convention and, amongst the online crowd, there was still a lot of anger at him.  (Considering that the online critics often presented themselves as being film experts, it was surprising how many of them apparently did not know that Eastwood was, at the time, a lifelong Republican.  Apparently, he’s currently registered as a Libertarian.)  Personally, I don’t find American Sniper to be a political film.  Eastwood’s made a lot of films about war and he’s never been one to glorify it.  Instead, as with many of Eastwood’s films, it’s a character study of man who has to learn how to live with his actions.

Here’s Some More Action

If you’re in the mood for some non-Eastwood action, here’s some suggestions.

Rolling Thunder (1978), starring William Devane and Tommy Lee Jones, is both a revenge film and a look at the struggle of two men returning to a country that they no longer recognize.  Devane and Jones’s characters have recently returned from a Vietnamese POW camp.  When Devane’s wife and son are killed by bandits and Devane’s hand is lost in a garbage disposal, he and Jones join forces to “clean them up.”  This film is a favorite of Quentin Tarantino’s and I personally consider it to be one of the best Texas-set films ever made.  Devane has never been better and Jones deserved an Oscar for his performance as the emotionally shattered and withdrawn vet who comes to life when it time to “kill a bunch of people.”  Rolling Thunder is currently on Tubi.

Jeff says that The Delta Force (1986) is the greatest film of all time.  And while I personally don’t think that’s possible as long as Money Plane exists, I will say that there is something very emotionally satisfying about watching Chuck Norris and Lee Marvin take out a bunch of terrorists.  I dare you not to shed a tear when George Kennedy’s priest walks to the front of the plane and declares that if the terrorists are taking the Jewish passengers hostage, they’ll have to take him as well because “I’m Jewish.”  The Delta Force can be found on Tubi and Prime.

Finally, I don’t think Brad would forgive me if I left out Charles Bronson.  Breakheart Pass (1975) is an interesting and unfairly overlooked Bronson western, one that mixes a genuine murder mystery with all the action that one could hope for.  Playing a 19th century detective on a train, Bronson more than holds his own against an impressive array character actors, including Charles Durning and Ben Johnson.  It can currently be viewed on Tubi and Prime.

Odds and Ends

I read a story this week that France is planning on banning outdoor smoking.  Seriously, what is happening to that country?  How did they go from being the country of sexy ennui to the country that bans smoking?  It’s a shame.  If you want to remember France the way it was and the way it should still be, check out Jean-Luc Godard’s classic Breathless (1960), a film that still packs quite a stylistic punch.  Jean-Luc Belmondo is the ultimate existential outlaw.  Jean Seberg is the perfect femme fatale beatnik.  The ending remains haunting and unforgettable.  Belmondo would never let anyone tell him whether or not he could smoke.  The film is currently streaming on Max.

Uh-oh!  This weekend might be your last chance to see my favorite film of 2020, Money Plane, on Tubi!  (It’s currently listed in the dreaded “Leaving Soon” category.)  Ignore what the critics not named Lisa might tell you.  Money Plane is an absolute blast.  If for no other reason, see it for Kelsey Grammer’s wonderfully unhinged performance as the Rumble.  For now, Money Plane is on Tubi and Prime.

Also listed as “Leaving Soon,” is Dario Argento’s classic directorial debut, Bird With The Crystal Plumage (1970).  One of the best giallo films ever, Argento’s thriller continues to be a twisted delight, featuring excellent performance from Tony Mustante and Suzy Kendall and one death scene that literally makes me put my hands over my eyes every time I watch the movie.  This is one of the great shockers.  For now, it can be found on Tubi and Prime.

Finally, The Last Movie Star (2017) is a flawed film but it features a wonderful, late career performance from Burt Reynolds.  The Last Movie Star pays tribute to both Reynolds as an actor and a cinematic icon.  It can be found on Tubi.

Check out last week’s suggestions here!

 

A Book To Read This Weekend (5/30/25)


If you’ve got a lot of time to kill this weekend and if you’re interested in how a dictator could come to power in the United States of America, check out Huey Long by T. Harry Williams.

The winner of 1970’s Pulitzer Prize and the National Book Award, this 900-page book tells the story of Louisiana’s Huey Long.  Long went from being an outsider to being governor of his state to being a member of the United States Senate and finally, to the verge of running for the presidency.  The only that that stopped Huey from running for President in 1936 were multiple bullets, at least one of which was fired by the son of a political rival.  (The majority of them were probably fired by Long’s own bodyguards, with Huey falling victim to “friendly fire.”)  Huey was a controversial figure, a socialist who talked like a populist, a clever politician who pretended to be a buffoon, and a leader who was hates by many but who was also so beloved by many other that his family held control of Louisiana politics for decades after his death.

I first bought this book in high school.  My history teacher had assigned the class to write book reports about a political figure.  My teacher was impressed when I said that I would be writing about Huey Long.  Of course, I put off writing the report until the day before it was due.  I also put off reading (and, for that matter, even opening) the book.  When I mentioned this to my mom, she took one look at the 900-page biography that I hadn’t even started to read, and said, “Why did you pick such a long book!?”

(I always pick the longest books I can find.  I like to read and, when it comes to biographies, I like to get all the details.)

For the next few hours, I skimmed through the book as I wrote my report.  I wrote about his early political campaigns, the role he played in the elections of both Woodrow Wilson and Franklin Roosevelt, and the steady stream of corrupt flunkies that he brought into Louisiana’s government.  I included the details of Huey Long’s Share The Wealth plan and explained why Huey’s scheme was just a bunch of commie propaganda.  My teacher gave my report a 100 (and he added an “A++,” which he circled in red!), said that it was good enough for college, and commended me on my hard work.  My mom read my teacher’s comments and said I had more lives than a cat.

Even just skimming the book, I found Huey’s story to be fascinating.  He stood up to the power brokers.  He fought for the poor.  He took kickbacks from the same corporations that he claimed to despise.  He treated Louisiana like his own fiefdom.  He might have ordered a few murders.  And, years later, when I sat down and actually read the book, I discovered that Huey’s life was even more interesting than I initially realized.  Huey Long may be 900 words long but he lived his life in such an over-the-top fashion and the times in which he lived were so interesting that the book becomes a surprisingly quick read.  It helps that T. Harry Williams was a lively writer.  This isn’t some slow-moving, self-consciously scholarly tome.  This is a book that really captures the unique oddness of Louisiana and its politics.

If you’re looking for a long but rewarding read and if you’re a history nerd like me, check this book out.  And then watch All The King’s Men (the original, not the remake!).  Willie Stark, the governor at the heart of All The King’s Men, was based on Huey Long.  Somehow, Long lived a life that was even more dramatic than his fictional counterpart.

(Check out last week’s Books For The Weekend here!)

 

 

Live Tweet Alert: Join #FridayNightFlix for A Fistful of Dollars!


As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in a few weekly watch parties.  On Twitter, I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday and I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday.  On Mastodon, I am one of the five hosts of #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We tweet our way through it.

Tonight, at 10 pm et, I will be hosting #FridayNightFlix!  The movie?  A Fistful of Dollars, starring the great Clint Eastwood!

If you want to join us this Friday, just hop onto twitter, start the movie at 10 pm et, and use the #FridayNightFlix hashtag!  I’ll be there tweeting and I imagine some other members of the TSL Crew will be there as well.  It’s a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy.

A Fistful of Dollars is available on Prime and Tubi!

See you there!

Scene That I Love: The End of Franklin J. Schaffner’s Planet of the Apes


The late director Franklin J. Schaffner was born 105 years ago today.

Though Schaffner won an Oscar for directing Patton, my favorite Schaffner film will always be Planet of the Apes.  In this scene, Charlton Heston discovers where he’s actually been for the entire movie.

4 Shots From 4 Films: Special Howard Hawks Edition


4 Or More Shots From 4 Or More Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking!

129 years ago, on this date, the great American filmmaker Howard Hawks was born in Indiana.  Over a career that spanned several decades, Hawks proved himself to be a master of every genre.  He made great crime films, great noirs, great comedies, and great westerns.  His influence continues to be felt to this day.  In honor of his legacy, it’s time for….

4 Shots From 4 Howard Hawks Films

Scarface (1932, dir by Howard Hawks, DP: Lee Garmes)

Bringing Up Baby (1938, dir by Howard Hawks, DP: Russell Metty)

The Big Sleep (1946, dir by Howard Hawks, DP: Sidney Hickox)

Rio Bravo (1959, dir by Howard Hawks, DP: Russell Harlan)