Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi Junior High 3.15 “Pa-Arty”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sunday, I will be reviewing the Canadian series, Degrassi Junior High, which aired on CBC and PBS from 1987 to 1989!  The series can be streamed on YouTube!

It’s time to party!  Oh, sorry.  Actually, it’s time to pa-arty!

Episode 3.15 “Pa-Arty”

(Dir by Kit Hood, originally aired on March 13th, 1989)

The end of the school year is approaching and everyone is stressed out over exams.  Everyone in Grade 9 is also looking forward to Alexa’s end-of-the-year party.  However, when Alexa has to cancel the party because her parents will be home, the party gets moved to Lucy’s place.  Lucy is super-excited, even though almost every party that’s ever been held at her house has ended in disaster.

Joey, the proud owner of new fake ID, offers to buy beer for the party.  However, Snake and Wheels point out that Joey is rather “petite” (as Snake puts it), it is decided that Snake would have a better chance of passing for an adult.  Snake puts on a suit and Joey’s fedora and attempts to buy beer.  As the clerk looks at the fake ID, Snake casually mentions that a lot of people don’t believe that he’s actually 19 because of how young he looks.  The clerk refuses to sell Snake the beer.

As a crestfallen Joey, Snake, and Wheels stand outside the convenience store, they spot Clutch (Steve Bedernjak), who is Lucy’s latest bad boyfriend.  Clutch is in high school and he agrees to buy the beer for them.  (Of course, Clutch is also an alcoholic so he takes 6 of the beers for himself.)  Joey accidentally mentions that the beer is for a party at Lucy’s house.  Lucy specifically lied to Clutch about the party because she hates being around him when he’s drinking.

While walking to Lucy’s house, Snake and Joey stop and decide to drink some of the beer themselves.  Wheels turns down their offer of a beer, reminding them that his parents were killed by a drunk driver.  While Snake and Joey talk about the taste of beer, two Canadian cops approach them from behind.  Uh-oh!

Meanwhile, Lucy’s party is a hit but it comes to an early end when her parents call to say that they’re coming home.  A drunk Clutch shows up and behaves so obnoxiously that Lucy dumps him.  The next day, at school, Clutch apologizes and Lucy replies that it’s too late.  Freeze frame on Clutch as the end credits roll!

This is a pretty standard episode but, as is so often the case with this show, it’s heart-breaking if you know what lies in store for these characters.  In this episode, Wheels says that he’s never going to drink, specifically because his parents were killed by a drunk driver.  Of course, those of us who have seen School’s Out know that Wheels eventually will start drinking and, while driving drunk, he’ll not only accidentally kill a kid but he’ll also so severely injure Lucy that she’ll temporarily lose her ability to see and she’ll have to learn how to walk all over again.  And while Lucy will eventually recover, Wheels is destined to end up spending several years in prison and will become a pariah amongst his former friends.  Knowing that makes this a very sad episode, even if it wasn’t originally meant to be.  That’s the way life is, though.  You never know what the future might hold.

As for the future of this show, next week, we will finish up Degrassi Junior High.  How will the school year end?  Check here next Sunday and find out!

 

Lisa Marie’s Week In Review: 10/28/24 — 11/3/24


And so another Horrorthon comes to an end.

To be honest, I’m too exhausted to say much else tonight.

Here’s the weekly recap!

Films I Watched:

  1. Adventureland (2009)
  2. Airplane! (1980)
  3. Alison’s Choice (2015)
  4. All You Need Is Death (2024)
  5. The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961)
  6. The Beyond (1981)
  7. Bloodrayne (2005)
  8. Casper (1995)
  9. Chloe’s Mountain (2021)
  10. City of the Living Dead (1980)
  11. The Curse of Frankenstein (1957)
  12. A Field In England (2013)
  13. The Fly (1958)
  14. Forbidden Planet (1956)
  15. Godzilla vs. Megagurius (2000)
  16. Halloween (1978)
  17. Halloween II (1981)
  18. Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1983)
  19. Horizon: An American Saga — Chapter One (2024)
  20. The Horror of Dracula (1958)
  21. The House By The Cemetery (1981)
  22. How To Make A Monster (1958)
  23. I Was A Teenage Frankenstein (1957)
  24. I Was A Teenage Werewolf (1957)\
  25. The Inflicted (2012)
  26. Lee Harvey Oswald: 48 Hours To Live (2013)
  27. The Man (1972)
  28. Night of the Living Dead (1968)
  29. Near Dark (1987)
  30. Perfect (1985)
  31. Red Dawn (1984)
  32. Redeeming Hope (2023)
  33. Scream and Scream Again (1970)
  34. Shattered Glass (2003)
  35. The Tomb of Ligeia (1964)
  36. Two Orphan Vampires (1997)
  37. The Witch (2015)
  38. Woman of the Hour (2024)
  39. Zombie Lake (1981)

Television Shows I Watched:

  1. American Sports Story: Aaron Hernandez
  2. Check It Out!
  3. Degrassi Junior High
  4. Dragnet
  5. Friday the 13th: The Series
  6. Hell’s Kitchen
  7. Homicide: Life On The Street
  8. Jail
  9. Night Flight
  10. T and T
  11. Welcome Back Kotter

Music To Which I Listened:

  1. Adi Ulmansky
  2. Alyk
  3. Britney Spears
  4. The Chemical Brothers
  5. Clint Mansell
  6. David Bowie
  7. Donovan
  8. Giorgio Moroder
  9. Goblin
  10. Jakalope
  11. John Carpenter
  12. Lana Del Rey
  13. Lexa Gates
  14. Madness
  15. Paris Hilton
  16. Raven Numan
  17. Saint Motel
  18. Talking Heads
  19. Taela
  20. X

News From Last Week:

  1. Director Paul Morrissey Dies At 87
  2. Actress Teri Garr Dies At 79
  3. Peanut The Squirrel Murdered In New York
  4. Actor Alan Rachins Dies At 82

Links From Last Week:

  1. Let’s Visit Ireland’s Most Haunted Castle! The Scariest Places For Halloween!
  2. Tater’s Week in Review 11/1/24
  3. October 2024

Awards Season:

  1. Gotham Nominations
  2. My Oscar Predictions For October

Live Tweets:

  1. Bloodrayne
  2. Casper
  3. Adventureland
  4. The Witch

Trailers:

  1. 6 Trailers For The Tuesday Before Halloween
  2. 6 Trailers For The Day Before Halloween
  3. 12 Trailers for Halloween
  4. Queer
  5. Invisible Raptor
  6. Marvel Television
  7. Lake George
  8. September 5
  9. Spellbound
  10. A Complete Unknown
  11. The Damned
  12. Presence
  13. Paddington in Peru

Audio Dramas:

  1. Vincent Price reads The Tell-Tale Heart
  2. Mercury Theater Presents War of the Worlds
  3. The Raven, read by James Earl Jones
  4. The Fall of The House of Usher, read by Christopher Lee
  5. Dracula, by the Mercury Theater
  6. Basil Rathbone reads the Masque of the Red Death
  7. Christopher Lee reads the Raven
  8. Alan Rickman reads The Raven
  9. Christopher Lee reads The Tell-Tale Heart

Erin On The World Series:

  1. The Dodgers Are One Game Away
  2. Hooray for Yankees
  3. The Dodgers Have Won The World Series

My Films Reviews:

  1. The Canyons
  2. The Tomb of Ligeia
  3. All You Need Is Death
  4. Bundy Reborn
  5. Godzilla vs. Megaguirus
  6. Don’t Look Away
  7. Wrong Turn
  8. Break Every Chain
  9. Chloe’s Mountain
  10. Gary
  11. Horizon: An American Saga: Chapter One

Jeff’s Film Reviews:

  1. Bloodrayne

 

Case On Clowns:

  1. Clowns

Retro Television Reviews:

  1. Degrassi Junior High
  2. Miami Vice
  3. CHiPs
  4. Fantasy Island
  5. Baywatch Nights
  6. The Love Boat
  7. Monsters
  8. Malibu CA
  9. Highway to Heaven
  10. T and T
  11. Friday the 13th
  12. Welcome Back Kotter
  13. Check It Out
  14. Homicide: Life On The Street

Music Videos:

  1. Raven Numan
  2. Clint Mansell
  3. Taela
  4. Alyk
  5. Paris Hilton
  6. Lexa Gates
  7. X

Horror On The Lens:

  1. Beast of Yucca Flats
  2. I Was A Teenage Werewolf
  3. I Was A Teenage Frankenstein
  4. How To Make A Monster
  5. Vincent
  6. Swing You Sinners
  7. The Tell-Tale Heart
  8. Night of the Living Dead

Horror on TV:

  1. One Step Beyond 3.26
  2. One Step Beyond 3.27
  3. One Step Beyond 3.31
  4. One Step Beyond 3.36
  5. Halloween is Grinch Night
  6. The Halloween The Almost Wasn’t
  7. The Night America Trembled
  8. Curse of Degrassi

Artwork:

  1. The Amazing Covers of Amazing Stories
  2. 3 Days Til Halloween
  3. 2 Days Til Halloween
  4. 1 Day Til Halloween 
  5. 0 Days Til Halloween
  6. Startling Terror Tales
  7. Man-Wolf
  8. Chamber of Chills
  9. Halloween
  10. The Name is Jordan
  11. Hot Lips
  12. True Detective

Songs of the Day:

  1. Ave Satani
  2. Love Song for a Vampire
  3. Cat People
  4. Season of the Witch
  5. Dawn of the Dead
  6. Mr. Sandman
  7. Halloween Theme
  8. This Is Halloween

Scenes We Love:

  1. City of the Living Dead
  2. Night of the Living Dead
  3. Young Frankenstein
  4. Halloween 3
  5. Halloween 3 Again
  6. Boris Karloff for Butternut Coffee
  7. Halloween
  8. It’s The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown
  9. 10 to Midnight

4 Shots From 4 Films:

  1. David Cronenberg
  2. Sam Raimi
  3. Paul Morrissey
  4. George Romero
  5. John Carpenter

Extras:

  1. Happy Halloween From The Shattered Lens
  2. Another Halloween Has Come and Gone
  3. Lisa Marie’s Week In Television

Click here for last week!

 

Retro Television Review: Homicide: Life On The Street 1.5 “A Shot In The Dark”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sundays, I will be reviewing Homicide: Life On The Street, which aired from 1993 to 1999, on NBC!  It  can be viewed on Peacock.

This week, the murders continue and two detectives continue to obsess.

Episode 1.5 “A Shot In The Dark”

(Dir by Bruce Paltrow, originally aired on February 24th, 1993)

As I watched this week’s episode of Homicide, it occurred to me that I really don’t care about Stanley Bolander’s relationship with Dr. Carol Blythe.

Seriously, I really did try to give this storyline a chance.  Bolander is played by the great character actor Ned Beatty.  Dr.  Blythe is played by Wendy Hughes.  Both Beatty and Hughes are no longer with us but they were both very good actors and I’m always in favor of giving good actors a plotline.  But, my God — Bolander is so whiny!  I mean, I get it.  He’s newly divorced and he’s unsure of himself and he’s a lot more comfortable investigating death than actually living life.  However, Dr. Blythe obviously likes him and Bolander had a fairly good date with her during the previous episode so why did he spend this episode afraid to talk to her on the phone?  During this episode, Bolander and Munch were investigating the murder of a drug dealer.  The only witness was a high-class prostitute who ended up hitting on Bolander, largely because she wanted him to buy her some food.  It was an interesting-enough case but instead of focusing on that, the whole thing was Munch telling Bolander to call Blythe and Bolander getting mad as a result.  It got old.

While Bolander whined about his relationship issues, Lewis and Crosetti continued to investigate the shooting of Officer Thormann.  Crosetti was convinced that Thormann had been shot by Alfred Smith (Mojo Gentry), largely because a man named Charles Flavin (Larry Hull) fingered Smith as being the shooter.  Lewis thought that Flavin was a more likely suspect, especially after Flavin failed a lie detector.  In the end, it was not superior police work that led to the arrest of Charles Flavin but instead his girlfriend telling Crosetti and Lewis that Flavin shot Thormann because he had a headache.  When confronted, Flavin immediately confessed and then started complaining about his migraine.

(As for Officer Thormann, he survives being shot in the head but he is now blind.)

Everyone is happy that Thormann’s shooter has been arrested but Crosetti finds himself wracked with guilt and self-doubt over the fact that he nearly arrested the wrong man.  In a wonderfully-acted moment, Crosetti tells Lewis that Giardello was right.  Crosetti was too close to Thormann to work the case.

Speaking of getting too involved in a case, Bayliss continues to obsess over the Adena Watson case.  After the incompetent Captain Barnfather (Clayton LeBouef) goes to a community meeting and reveals that a pipe was used to kill Adeena (and, in the process, ruins Bayliss’s plan to interrogate the man who he suspects is the murderer), Bayliss calls Barnfather and calls him a — cover your ears, if you’re young — “butthead.”  Barnfather is so offended that he comes to the station to demand that Bayliss be taken off the case.  Giardello tells Bayliss that he can either apologize or he can find another job.  Giardello also acknowledges that Barnfather’s an idiot and Bayliss has every reason to be upset.  Bayliss, who has a cold and is running a fever, apologizes and then tells Giardello that he’s willing to step down as primary and let Pembleton have the case.  Giardello, who really is the perfect boss, tells Bayliss to go home and get some sleep.

While Bayliss is losing his temper, Felton and Pembleton are investigating a man who lived in the neighborhood where Adeena’s body was found.  Felton’s theory is that the man killed Adeena and then kept her body in the trunk of his car before dumping her in the back yard where she was found.  The man’s car has subsequently been repossessed and Pembleton and Felton spend a night searching for the car on various impound lots.  When they finally find the car, they also find no evidence linking it to the Watson murder.  The focus of these scenes was less on the search for the car and more on listening to Pembleton and Felton bicker.  The two men sincerely dislike each other and Homicide deserves a lot of credit for acknowledging that working with someone is not the same thing as respecting them.  Pembleton views Felton as being a racist.  Felton views Pembleton as being a snob.  As they look for the car, they argue about everything, from the renaming of a street after Martin Luther King to Felton’s belief that Pembleton takes everything too personally.  Their argument is fascinating to listen to, largely because of the obvious disdain that each man has for the other.  Neither man is portrayed as having a monopoly on the truth.  Pembleton may be right about Felton’s prejudices but Felton is equally correct when he suggests that Pembleon is more concerned with showing up Bayliss than with investigating the case.  It’s the type of thing that you would never hear on television today.

In the end, the neighbor and his car prove to be a dead end.  But lab results come in that suggest that Bayliss’s suspicion that Adeena was killed by the local arabber may be correct.  While the rest of the squad celebrates the arrest of Charles Flavin, Pembleton and Bayliss prepare to bring in the arabber.

(According to Wikipedia, an arabber is a street vendor who sells fruits and vegetables from a horse-drawn cart.  Apparently, they’re a Northeastern thing and specifically a Baltimore thing.  Having grown up in the Southwest, I have to admit that I had never even heard the term before watching Homicide.)

All of the Bolander nonsense aside, this was a good episode that took a look at the mental strain involved in being a homicide detective.  Crosetti allowed himself to become so obsessed that he nearly arrested the wrong guy.  Bayliss allowed himself to become so obsessed that he nearly lost his job as a result.  Interestingly enough, Thormann’s shooter is captured because his girlfriend turned him in and not because of any superior policework.  Meanwhile, it’s easy to laugh at Pembleton and Felton spending an entire day chasing down a false lead but, in doing so, they eliminate the neighbor as a viable suspect and help to make the case against the arabber even stronger.  In the end, it’s a thankless job but this episode makes the viewer glad that someone’s doing it.

Next week, we finally meet the arabber!

Music Video of the Day: Your Phone’s Off The Hook But You’re Not by X (1980, dir by ????)


Look at Billy Zoom go!

Ever since I watched The Decline of Western Civilization earlier this year, I’ve been watching every video of X that I can find.  This video was shot for a CBS show called No Holds Barred.  According to the video description on YouTube, the show was “short-lived.”

Enjoy!