Late Night Retro Television Reviews: Check It Out! 1.17 “Banzai”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Saturdays, I will be reviewing the Canadian sitcom, Check it Out, which ran in syndication from 1985 to 1988.  The entire show is currently streaming on Tubi!

This week, I finally get a chance to review the episode that I should have reviewed last week.  Nature is healing.

Episode 1.17 “Banzai”

(Dir by John Bell, originally aired on February 8th, 1986)

Mrs. Cobb (Barbara Hamilton) has decided that it would be a good idea to send someone over to Japan to study how the Japanese have become such efficient employers and employees.  That is an idea that actually isn’t bad and totally makes sense.  Give some points to the show for having a good idea for once.

However, for some reason, Mrs. Cobb wants to send over not an executive and not a store manager but an assistant store manager.  That makes no sense.  If you want to make changes, why wouldn’t you send someone over who has the authority to do so?  As usual, Mrs. Cobb wants it to be someone from Howard’s store.  The show has always implied that Mrs. Cobb is the richest woman in Canada and that she actually owns several businesses across the North American continent.  It’s odd that the only one she ever seems to care about is Howard’s store.

Assistant Store Manager Jack Christian is on vacation in Fiji so Howard has to pick a temporary replacement who can go to Japan.  Mrs. Cobb tells him to pick a woman and since Marlene has a criminal record and Jennifer is not in this episode, the job falls to Edna.

Edna goes to Japan and then returns with a lot of ideas for how to make Cobb’s better.  Cue Howard’s comic exasperation as Edna demands informality in the workplace, a lack of walls, and a mandatory exercise period.  Also cue the two Japanese workers that Edna brought back with her, who proceed to tear down the walls of Howard’s office.

Watching all of this, I had to wonder just how long Christian’s Fiji vacation lasted.  This episode seemed to take place over the course of a month, maybe even longer.  It lasted long enough for the staff to rebel against Edna and for Mrs. Cobb to change her mind about using Japanese methods in her business.  And it lasted long enough for Edna to decide that she would rather go back to being Howard’s administrative assistant.  Jack Christian did return by the end of the episode, which is good since Jeff Pustil (who played Christian) and Kathleen Laskey (who played Marlene) were the show’s two most consistent comedic performers.  (Interestingly enough, they’re married in real life.)

This was actually not a bad episode.  I always cringe a bit whenever I see any 80s or 90s sitcom attempting to deal with cultural differences, especially when the other culture is Japanese.  Just judging from a lot of the shows that I’ve seen, it would appear that many Americans (and I guess Canadians) in the 80s felt like the only way to deal with Japan’s competitive economy was to make often juvenile jokes about Japanese tourists with cameras and the poor dubbing that most Japanese films suffered on their way to American screens.  This episode of Check It Out! is actually respectful of Japanese business culture, even if the show’s message seems to be that it ultimately isn’t right for the more laid back culture of Canada.

As for what happens in next week’s episode — who knows?  We’ll find out.

Lisa Marie’s Week In Television: 2/4/24 — 2/10/24


You would think that, being stuck on the couch with an injured ankle, I would have watched a lot of television this week.  I didn’t.  Instead, I barely turned on the TV.  Instead, I spent most of my time listening to music and wondering if this year is going to continue in a sucky direction or if its going to redeem itself.

Here’s a few thoughts on what little I did watch:

Abbott Elementary (Wednesday Night, ABC)

Abbott Elementary, the most acclaimed sitcom on network TV, started its 3rd season this week with a special hour-long episode in which Janine left her teaching job and took a job with the school district.  Meanwhile, her relationship with Gregory continued to be awkward, Barbara continued to be the voice of wisdom, Ava briefly tried to be a good principle before returning to her old ways, and Melissa broke up with her latest boyfriend.  And, of course, Career Day was a disaster.

The premiere had its amusing moments but …. I don’t know.  Something felt a bit off to me.  I’m not really sure I like the idea of Janine working for the school district.  It seems like one of those storylines that is just going to be dragged out for way too long and, even worse, it feels like it was mostly included so the show could find another excuse to keep Janine and Gregory from getting together.  Gregory’s social awkwardness, which was so likable during the previous two seasons, is starting to feel a bit old now.  You’ve been at the school for three years, dude!  YOU CAN SMILE!  On the plus side, quarterback Jalen Hurts was good playing himself.  (“My boundaries are extremely porous.’)  We’ll see how things go with the rest of the season.  I have faith in Abbott.

Check it Out (Tubi)

I re-watched last week’s episode Check It Out! earlier today.  My review should be dropping soon.

Law & Order (Thursday Night, NBC)

It was a good episode this week.  Nolan Price got his conviction but at the cost of giving immunity to one of the sleaziest characters to ever appear on the show.  That led to another recriminating glare from Maroun.  As for the cops are concerned, I’m liking the laid-back vibe that Reid Scott is bringing to his role.  Until this season started, I never realized how nervous I would get whenever I had to watch any scene featuring Jeffrey Donavon as the ultra-intense Cosgrove.  With Reid Scott, I feel like I can actually breathe.

Snub (Night Flight Plus)

This was a BBC music show from the 80s, featuring independent British bands.  I watched an episode on Friday night, featuring a bunch of British rappers.  It was okay.  For the most part, I liked the no-nonsense, no apologies attitude of the hosts.  They were British, working class, and proud of it.

Watched and reviewed elsewhere:

  1. Baywatch Nights (YouTube)
  2. CHiPs (Freevee)
  3. Doctor Paradise (YouTube)
  4. Fantasy Island (Daily Motion)
  5. Highway to Heaven (Free)
  6. The Love Boat (Paramount Plus)
  7. Miami Vice (Tubi)
  8. Monsters (Tubi)
  9. T and T (Tubi)
  10. Welcome Back, Kotter (Tubi)

Retro Television Review: Welcome Back, Kotter 3.9 “A Novel Idea”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Saturdays, I will be reviewing Welcome Back Kotter, which ran on ABC  from 1975 to 1979.  The entire show is currently streaming on Tubi!

This week, Mr. Woodman writes a book!

Episode 3.9 “A Novel Idea”

(Dir by Nick Havinga, originally aired on October 20th, 1977)

When his father has an attack of appendicitis, Gabe rushes to upstate New York to be with his mother.  That’s right.  Other than a brief appearance at the start and the end of this episode, Gabe Kotter is absent from this edition of Welcome Back, Kotter. 

With Gabe gone, it falls to Julie to deal with the lates dispute between the Sweathogs and Mr. Woodman.  Mr. Woodman has written a book, a Civil War romance called Swamp Rats Of Savannah.  The book’s hero is Beauregard Ravenna, the “sliver fox” who is the headmaster of the Applegate School in Georgia.  Ravenna is a dedicated educator but he has to deal with four unruly students, the Swamp Rats.  Kloberino, Warpstein, Thorshack, and Baltimore are not only terrible students but they are also responsible for the start of the Civil War when they launch an attack on Ft. Sumter.  Ravenna must defeat them while also dealing with a deserter-turned-teacher named Gaylord Teesdale and his love-starved wife, Julie Luh.

When the Sweathogs get their hands on a copy of the manuscript, they are so offended that they write a science fiction epic called Space Hogs of Buchania, in which the heroic Space Hogs battle a tyrant known as Demento.  Woodman is as offended by their novel as they were by his.  Finally, at a summit held at the Kotter apartment and with Julie overseeing, Woodman and the Sweathogs agree to tone down their depictions of each other.

I was looking forward to this episode because the idea of Mr. Woodman writing a novel about the Sweathogs seemed like a promising concept.  Mr, Woodman has always been the most consistently funny character on the show and John Sylvester White’s wonderfully unhinged performance has always been a highlight of Welcome back, Kotter.  And indeed, there are some funny moments in this episode and John Sylvester White is responsible for almost all of them.  That said, the overall episode just fell flat.  The absence of Gabe Kaplan is really felt, if just because it requires Julie to suddenly go from being annoyed with the Sweathogs to instead being their enthusiastic ally.  It doesn’t feel right for Julie’s character and Marcia Strassman doesn’t seem to be totally comfortable with stepping into the role that was typically played by Gabae Kaplan.  I kept waiting for Julie to kick everyone out of the apartment.  Instead, she read everyone’s books.  That’s not the Julie we know!  As well, I was really hoping the show would go into even more detail about what was in each book, perhaps even visualizing a few of the scenes.  Instead, it was just a collection of scenes of people looking at pages and then saying, “Look what he wrote here!”  For an idea that has so much potential, the execution was a bit lacking.

As with so many of Welcome Back, Kotter‘s later episodes, this one that you watch and try not to think about how much better it all would have been handled during the first season.

Live Tweet Alert: Watch The Boneyard with #ScarySocial


As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in a few weekly live tweets on twitter.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We tweet our way through it.

Tonight, for #ScarySocial, Deanna Dawn will be hosting 1991’s The Boneyard!

If you want to join us on Saturday night, just hop onto twitter, start the film at 9 pm et, and use the #ScarySocial hashtag!  The film is available on Prime.  I’ll probably be there and I imagine some other members of the TSL Crew will be there as well.  It’s a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy.

Music Video of the Day: Lonely Dancers by Conan Gray (2024, dir by Jason Lester)


This is a lovely video and I’m happy to feature it as today’s music video of the day.  Everyone’s been a lonely dancer at some point in their life and this video has a 70s, working class hero vibe to it that I really appreciate.

Enjoy!