Late Night Retro Television Reviews: Friday the 13th 1.17 “The Electrocutioner”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a new feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Fridays, I will be reviewing Friday the 13th: The Series, a show which ran in syndication from 1987 to 1990. The show can be found on YouTube!

There’s nothing scarier than going to the dentist!  Especially when he has a cursed electric chair!

(As a sidenote, I was planning on reviewing this last week but I was not feeling well so I held off until this week.  I apologize for the delay in the writing and posting this review!  These things do happen and I’ve recently been told that I need to start getting more rest and looking after my health so it may happen more than once.)

Episode 1.17 “The Electrocutioner”

(Dir by Rob Hedden, originally aired on April 18th, 1988)

In 1978, Eli Pittman (Angelo Rizacos) was sitting on death row, an innocent man who had been wrongly convicted of murder.  Sentenced to die in the electric chair, Eli’s cries of innocence fell on deaf ears.  The warden of the prison didn’t care.  The judge didn’t care.  The prosecuting attorney didn’t care.  Miraculously, Eli survived the first attempt to electrocute him.  And, fortunately, his death sentence was overturned before he could be shocked a second time.

Ten years later, Eli is working as a dentist at a school for runaways.  Though he presents himself as being a charitable doctor who just wants to help the less fortunate, Eli is actually a deeply bitter man.  He wants revenge on everyone who sent him to prison.  Eli has purchased the electric chair in which he was meant to die.  He’s disguised it as a dentist chair.  When his teenage patients sit in the chair, they are reduced to ash.  Eli is then able to generate electricity through his body.  He uses this power to get his revenge.

Can Ryan, Micki, and Jack stop him?

After a really good opening scene (which is filmed in black-and-white and makes use of a handheld camera to generate a genuinely nightmarish atmosphere), this becomes one of the sillier episodes that I’ve watched so far.  Angelo Rizacos is good in the flashback scenes and he makes you feel a good deal of sympathy for Eli.  But, in the modern day scenes, he overacts to an extent that Eli goes from being a victimized man driven by revenge to a rather broadly-drawn supervillain.  He’s like a character from a B-comic book movie, the sort of villain that would expect Venom or Morbius to battle in a pre-credits sequence.

Add to that …. an antique electric chair?  This show is at its best when the antiques are stuff that you could imagine actually stumbling across in an antique store.  The idea of that big, bulky chair being in the store (and subsequently being disguised as a dentist chair) was just silly.

But you know what?  Friday the 13th is a fun show, even when it’s silly.  Chris Wiggins, John D. LeMay, and Robey made for a good team of investigators and, if nothing else, it was fun watching them interact in this episode.  This was a silly episode but at least it was silly in an entertaining way.

Retro Television Review: T and T 2.16 “Substitute Teacher”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a new feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Fridays, I will be reviewing T. and T., a Canadian show which ran in syndication from 1987 to 1990.  The show can be found on Tubi!

This week, T.S. Turner has a lesson to teach.

Episode 2.16 “Substitute Teacher”

(Dir by Patrick Loubert, originally aired on February 27th, 1989)

When the regular teacher of a middle school social studies class is taken ill, T.S. Turner is sent to fill in.  Uhmm, okay….

There some dialogue as the start of the episode that suggests that Amy is responsible for Turner getting the job but I’m not sure why Amy would have that power.  As well, Amy drops Turner off at the school.  That may not seem like much but there’s a surprise twist at the end of this episode that makes you question a lot of what you previously assumed about Amy.

As for the show itself, it’s a clip show.  Turner’s class wants to hear about his exploits so Turner says something like, “You got to be able to depend on your friends,” and then we get a brief montage of Turner talking to various friends (the majority of whom vanished after one episode).  Turner says that violence should only be a last resort.  Turner also raps about halfway through his lesson and it goes on for a while.

While this is going on, another teacher (Steve Brinder) keeps showing up and claiming that he’s supposed to be the substitute.  Turner finally gets tired of him, especially after the teacher takes a swing at him.  But then Decker shows up and announces that — whoops! — Turner’s at the wrong school.

Did Amy take him to the wrong school?  What the Hell!?

Episodes like this make my job easy because there’s nothing to say about them.  It’s a clip show and the final message appears to be that Amy is really incompetent.  Duncan Waugh of Degrassi Junior High fame plays one of Turner’s students.  One thing about binging Degrassi, T and T, Friday the 13th, and Check It Out! all at the same time is that you see a lot of familiar faces popping up from show-to-show.

Anyway, this was a clip show.  Look at all the clips.  Hopefully, next week will not be a clip show.

Song of the Day: The Fool On The Hill, performed by Joe Pesci


Today, the Shattered Lens wishes a happy birthday to Joe Pesci!  A favorite of Scorsese’s, an fascinating interview subject, and the star of the short-lived series Half-Nelson, Joe Pesci has become a true American institution.

It’s often forgotten that, before he became an award-winning actor, Pesci pursued careers as both a stand-up comedian and a singer.  Here he is, performing a lounge version of The Beatles’ Fool On The Hill for his 1968 album, Little Joe Sure Can Sing!

Live Tweet Alert: Join #FridayNightFlix For Blades of Glory!


 

As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in a few weekly live tweets on Twitter and Mastodon.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We tweet our way through it.

Tonight, at 10 pm et, we’ve got a comedy classic, 2007’s Blades of Glory!

If you want to join us this Friday, just hop onto twitter, start the movie at 10 pm et, and use the #FridayNightFlix hashtag!  It’s a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy.

Blades of Glory is available on Prime!  See you there!

Music Vide of the Day: Deep Wells by Kacey Musgraves (2024, dir by Hannah Lux Davis)


Oh God, I know the feeling.  Especially as of late.  Kacey has a way of capturing it all and this video certainly does capture that being buried alive, slowly suffocating sensation that comes from being overwhelmed to the point you wish you could just vanish.

Enjoy!