Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Mondays, I will be reviewing CHiPs, which ran on NBC from 1977 to 1983.  The entire show is currently streaming on Freevee!

This week, Jon Baker gives up a dream.

Episode 1.7 “Taking Its Toll”

(Dir by Georg Fenady, originally aired on November 3rd, 1977)

Inspired by his hero Joseph Wambaugh, Jon Baker is writing a book.  It’s a novel all about the crazy things that he has seen as a member of the California Highway Patrol.  Ponch is one of the main characters.  Of course, Baker is mostly focusing on all of the times that Ponch has screwed up.  On his writer’s board, Baker has cards that read, “Ponch Falls In Glue,” “Ponch Loses His Bike,” and “Ponch Rips His Pants.”  Ponch, when he discovers what Jon is doing, isn’t necessarily happy about being held up to ridicule but then Baker promises to portray Ponch as a hero, a modern-day Roman centurion who rides his bike like a horse into battle.

This episode provides Baker with plenty of material.  Two blonde surfer dudes are robbing people who are stopped at toll booths and then making their escape in stolen sports cars.  As well, a man crashes his car and, when the highway patrol investigates, they discover a bomb in the back seat!  The bomb squad is called but what about the innocent motorcyclist who is trapped underneath the car?  If the bomb blows up, not only will the motorcyclist be killed but so will Ponch, the officer who is trying to keep him calm.  (Don’t worry, the bomb doesn’t blow up.)  As well, when a truck carrying a bunch of onions has an accident, it leads to onions all over the road!  Ponch, Baker, Bear, and even Gatraer end up shedding some tears while directing traffic.

It sounds like it will make a great book but, unfortunately, Baker discovers that, as a cop, he’s not really allowed to freely write a book about his experiences.  Instead, he has to clear everything with the legal department and then ask permission before even trying to get the book published.  (As Gatraer explains it, the California Highway Patrol has to protect its image.)  To Ponch’s disappointment, Baker abandons the book and throws away his plot cards.  Fear not, though!  Ponch says he’s going to write his own book and even commandeers Baker’s typewriter to do so.

(Yes, a typewriter.  Seriously, I can’t imagine writing anything without having the ability to just highlight a paragraph and delete the entire thing without the click of a button.)

This was one of those day-in-the-life episodes that didn’t really add up to much.  Interestingly enough, the emphasis was often less on Baker and Ponch and more on the idea of the entire California police force — from the Highway Patrol to the Sheriff’s Department to the Bomb Squad — all working together to keep people safe.  The best part of the episode came early on with an exciting chase between Baker and the toll thieves.  For the most part, though, this episode just left me thinking about how an episode that featured Baker writing a book somehow still managed to largely focus on Ponch.  Watching this episode, I could understand why Larry Wilcox was reportedly not always happy with the direction of the show.  Even when its about Baker, CHiPs is still largely the Ponch Show.