Horror on the Lens: Night of the Living Dead (dir by George Romero)


Happy Halloween everyone!

Well, as another horrorthon draws to a close, it’s time for another Shattered Lens tradition!  Every Halloween, we share one of the greatest and most iconic horror films ever made.  For your Halloween enjoyment, here is George Romero’s Night of the Living Dead!

(Be sure to read Arleigh’s equally famous review!)

A Smiling Woman Halloween, Dir. Alex Magana, Review by Case Wright


So, this is how it ends. This has been a very challenging October. Midterms, illness, and despair…at least two of those things were caused by Alex Magana. I still don’t fully grasp his motivation to make terrible things. Is it money? No, I checked his revenue from YouTube. Alex Magana makes these terrible terrible things for the love of the game and that game is pain. I wonder if he edits his films cosplaying as Pinhead?

The premise is just so strange! A lady soon to be victim is seeing people cosplaying as the Smiling Woman. I don’t get it; cosplaying as the Smiling Woman is like cosplaying as Sam, my neighbor, who is a fine man in his own right, but doesn’t warrant any fanboys or fangirls. Although Sam is a bit edgy, I mean he does wait until Wednesday morning instead of Tuesday afternoon to bring his garbage cans back from the curb and we all know what that does…..a stern letter/reminder from the HOA….take that society!!! I’ll be seeing a number of Sam trick or treaters tonight with his signature polo shirt and jeans.

The soon to be new smiling woman starts getting the texts!!! Yes, that’s the life cycle of the creature. She slides into your DMs, breakdances, consumes you, and you …. yes you are the next Smiling Woman. Never mind that it violates the First Law of Thermodynamics – Conservation of Mass! You can read about that here and yes poop is discussed!

Look, we’ve all done something that we’re not proud of and we must perform some sort of act of contrition. Yes, you deserve this….you know you do…yeah….that’s right….maybe watch it two times…Feel that SHAME!!!!

If a meme no one know falls in the woods…something something…I whimper alone on the floor.

Get In The Mood For Halloween With Christopher Lee And The Fall Of The House of Usher


Happy Halloween everyone!

Here to help you get in the mood for the best day of the year is Christopher Lee reading Edgar Allan Poe’s The Fall Of The House Of Usher.  Listening to this will require 40 minutes of your time but it’s totally worth it.  Christopher Lee had an amazing voice and was a wonderful reader and one imagines that it was his voice that Poe heard in his head as he first wrote this short story.

Here is the wonderful voice of Christopher Lee….

6 Trailers For October 31st, 2023


Happy Halloween!  For today’s special edition of Lisa Marie’s Favorite Grindhouse and Exploitation Film Trailers, we are paying tribute to the great George Romero!  Here are six trailers, all for films directed by the master of American horror!  How many of them have you watched this October?

  1. Night of The Living Dead (1968)

2. The Crazies (1973)

3. Martin (1977)

4. Creepshow (1982)

5. Monkey Shines (1988)

6. The Dark Half (1993)

Music Video of the Day: The Wild Boys by Duran Duran (1984, directed by Russell Mulcahy)


Directed by Russell Mulcahy, the video for Wild Boys cost over a million pounds, which was considered to be an astronomical sum in 1984.  Both the video and the song is based on the William S. Burroughs novel, The Wild Boys.  Mulcahy had long-wanted to adapt the book into a film and the song was written to serve as a part of the soundtrack of the proposed film.  (The film itself was never made.)

The costumes in the video were left over from The Road Warrior.  The video, featuring all of the members of Duran Duran being tortured in different ways, was controversial but ultimately very popular.

Enjoy!

October Positivity: The End of Days: Global Catastrophe (dir by Mike Norris and David Timmes)


2019’s The End of Days: Global Catastrophe (a.k.a. The Crossroads of Hunter Wilde) opens with a voice-over from Hunter Wilde (played by Chuck’s son, Mike Norris).  Hunter explains that the world is in pretty bad shape and it’s for all the usual reasons.  Hunter explains that Hollywood destroyed America’s moral fabric.  The fake news media promoted a liberal agenda and set Americans against each other.  Eventually, disease, war, and pestilence spread across the world.

Hunter and his daughter, Jo (Kat Rowland) are now living in a Christian survivalist compound.  Hunter is one of the leaders of the compound but he suffers from frequent wanderlust.  Whenever he starts to suffer from doubts or life in the compound starts to become too stressful, Hunter jumps in his jeep and drives off for a few days.  Sometimes, he returns with supplies and refugees.  As Jo points out, Hunter puts his life in danger every time that he leaves.  The world outside the compound is full of terrorists and infected, zombie-like scavengers.  Fortunately, Hunter is a good shot with a gun and he also knows some fairly effective karate moves.  I mean, would you expect anything less from Chuck Norris’s son?

What Hunter does not fully understand is that there is currently a war raging inside of him.  His doubts and his frustrations have left him vulnerable to a demon named Dagon (Jordan DragonKing).  Dagon lives in another dimension, one that exists alongside our world but which is still separate.  When Dagon drags Hunter into his world, it leads to an otherworldly battle.

Actually, calling it an otherworldly battle is perhaps overselling it.  Actually, Hunter and Dagon exchange a few kicks in front of a white fence and eventually, Dagon comes at Hunter with a sword.  As far as fight scenes go, it’s not bad but it’s not spectacular either.  Mike Norris is a trained martial artist who has starred in various straight-to-video action films.  He looks convincing with when he throws a punch or kicks someone in the face.  At the same time, Mike Norris was also in his late 50s when this film was made and, as such, it can be forgiven that he doesn’t move quite as quickly as he probably did in the past.

Though the film opens with verses from the Bible and it features a battle between Mike Norris and a literal demon, the film itself feels more like a prepper film than a typical faith-based apocalypse film.  Yes, the film seems to be saying, the world is ending and our heroes failed to be raptured so they’re now going to have to deal with the tribulation but thank God they stocked up on canned vegetables and hoarded weapons beforehand.  Otherwise, they would really be in trouble!  The opening montage feels like it could have been lifted from one of those, “Invest in Gold” infomercials.  When the film discusses the end of the world, less emphasis is put on the Book of Revelation and more is instead devoted to the type of news stories that one would expect to see on Breitbart.  As such, the film offers a chance to view the world through the eyes of someone who is convinced that society is about to collapse, with the main subtext being, “I was smart enough to prepare but the rest of you all are screwed.”

As you may have guessed, The End of Days has the potential to be an enjoyably bonkers film but, unfortunately, there’s a bit too many slow spots for the film to really hold one’s interest.  There’s also a few subplots that don’t really lead anywhere, which occasionally makes the film feel like it’s an episode in a Walking Dead-style television series as opposed to a stand-alone story.  That said, Mike Norris may not be as intimidating as his father but he still has a definite screen presence and Jordan DragonKing is enjoyably over-the-top in his performance as Dagon.  If the world’s going to end, it might as well go out with jump kicks and swordplay.

Late Night Retro Television Reviews: Nightmare Café 1.5 “Sanctuary For A Child”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Mondays, I will be reviewing Nightmare Café, which ran on NBC from January to April of 1992.  The entire show is currently streaming on YouTube!

This week, the café goes country!

Episode 1.5 “Sanctuary For A Child”

(Dir by Armand Mastroianni, originally aired on March 27th, 1992)

On tonight’s episode of Nightmare Café, we learn a few things about the café.  Apparently, the café is not just located in Los Angeles.  It can materialize anywhere on the planet but it apparently does so on its own.  Though Blackie (played by Robert Englund) claims to be the proprietor of the café, this episode suggests that he actually has no control over it.  While Blackie apparently does know why the Nightmare Café does the things that it does, it would appear that the café still has a mind of its own.  It decides where it is going and it decides when it is time to leave.

This episode, for instance, begins with the Nightmare Café materializing on a street in a small, country town.  Soon after it materializes, both Frank and Fay also materialize inside the café.  I’ve often wondered where Frank and Fay go whenever the café is closed for business.  Frank and Fay, after all, are essentially ghosts.  Do they need to eat or sleep?  This episode suggests that they do, as Fay complains about having to get up early because “the café” has decided to open up the crack of dawn.

Soon enough, a young boy named Luke Wall (Brandon Quintin Adams) comes walking into the café.  He and Frank immediately bond, with Frank realizing that Luke is trying to run away from home.  What Frank discovers upon following Luke out of the café is that Luke’s home is in a hospital.  Luke is in a coma and has been for quite some time.  Frank also discovers that the café has materialized in his home town, the place that he left when he joined the Navy and to which he thought he would never return.  Luke is the son of Frank’s former best friend, Tom (Vondie Curtis-Hall), and his ex-girlfriend, Evelyn (Angela Bassett).  Frank explains to Fay that Evelyn was the love of his life but his racist father demanded that they break up.  That was one of the main reasons why Frank left town and has never returned.

So, the Nightmare Cafe wants two things to happen.  It wants Tom and Evelyn to make peace with Luke’s impending death and also with each other.  And it wants Frank to deal with his past and his feelings towards his late father.

And that’s exactly what happens.  It’s a sweet episode, even if it’s a bit predictable and heavy-handed enough to end with “The Living Years” playing on the soundtrack.  In many ways, this felt more like an episode of Highway to Heaven than an episode of Nightmare Café but, as was so often the case with this show, the strong performances of the cast carried the narrative over any rough spots.  In the end, Frank made his peace with the past, Luke moved on to the afterlife, and the Nightmare Café moved on to a new town.

Next week: the final episode of Nightmare Café!