October Positivity: The Touch (dir by Jimmy Huckaby)


The 2005 film, The Touch, opens with Hannah (Kristia Knowles) being booked into jail.  Hannah is being charged with drug possession and assaulting a police officer.  She’s innocent on both charges.  Her boyfriend was the one who left the drugs in her car.  And, though she did hit a police officer, it was an accident.  But it doesn’t matter.  Hannah has been arrested and because she has no one in her life that has either the resources or the compassion to bail her out, she’s going to have to spend a while in jail.  The opening sequence is effective, both because of Kristia Knowles’s emotional performance and because it captures the dehumanizing process of being booked.  For Hannah, this is the worst moment of her life.  For the police officers who are taking her jewelry and barking orders at her, it’s juts another night.

Hannah’s sleaze of a boyfriend does finally bail her out of jail but Hannah wants nothing to do with him.  Instead, she tries to find a legitimate job but she soon discovers that no one is willing to hire someone with a criminal record.  The only way she can get hired is to lie about her past and, even in that case, her employer eventually does a background check on her and is forced to let her go.  When her car breaks down, a greasy mechanic says it’ll cost $900 to fix.  Of course, he suggests, there are other ways she could pay him…. Feeling totally alone and hopeless, Hannah uses the money that she has left to rent a room in a cheap motel.  She takes several pills and downs a bottle of liquor.

Her attempt at suicide doesn’t work but it does land her a spot in the local church shelter.  With the help of the other women at the shelter and Wanda (Shauna Bartel), the director of the program, Hannah starts to take control of her life and deal with the horrible traumas of her past.  However, the shelter is not inexpensive to run and many members of the church feel that the money could be better invested elsewhere, like in refurbishing the main building.  They also feel that women like Hannah are bringing a bad reputation to their congregation.  While Wanda and the Pastor (Bruce Borgan) try to keep the program from being shut down, Hannah fights the temptation to return to her old life.

To my surprise, I actually really liked The Touch.  Yes, it’s a very earnest and low-budget film and there are a few moments where things get a little bit heavy-handed.  But there are so many strong and honest moments that it’s easy to forgive the film’s flaws.  Kristia Knowles and Shauna Bartel both give strong performances and, in the end, the film’s message is a worthy one.  Far too often, society refuses to give a second chance to people who have had legal difficulties and, as a result, too many people come out of prison with no prospects and no support.  As a result people, like Hannah, are often left feeling as if they have no other option than to either give up or to return to the same behavior that got them in trouble in the first place.  Society has gotten so focused on punishment that they’ve overlooked the importance of rehabilitation.  Sometimes, a second chance is the most important thing that you give someone.

Late Night Retro Television Reviews: Degrassi Junior High 1.3 “The Experiment” and 1.4 “The Cover-Up”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sunday, I will be reviewing the Canadian series, Degrassi Junior High, which aired on CBC and PBS from 1987 to 1989!  The series can be streamed on YouTube!

Oh my God, is Mr. Raditch a racist!?  We’ll find out this week.

Episode 1.3 “The Experiment”

(Dir by Clarke Mackey, originally aired on February 1st, 1987)

Joey Jeremiah’s a drug dealer!?

I am stunned!  Seriously, on Degrassi: The Next Generation, Joey was the grown-up who was always giving the teenagers a hard time for being irresponsible.  When his stepson, Craig Manning, got hooked on cocaine, Joey sent off to rehab and didn’t even bother to show up at the airport to say goodbye!  And yet, with this episode, we discover that, in junior high, Joey Jeremiah sold pills.

Now, I should point out that they were just vitamin pills.  Joey told Melanie (Sara Ballingall) and Kathleen (Rebecca Haines) that the pills were actual drugs that would get them high but, as he explained to Wheels, he was just doing that to make some money.  In fact, Joey tells Wheels that he deserves a lot of credit for keeping Melanie and Kathleen off of hard drugs!  That said, Melanie and Kathleen both fool themselves into thinking they’ve gotten high and they ask Joey to get them even more drugs.  In fact, Melanie and Kathleen bring some of their friends with them so that everyone can get high!

Meanwhile, Yick and Arthur have a problem of their own.  Yick thinks that Mr. Raditch is biased against him because Raditch is constantly criticizing Yick for being disorganized.  He even refers to Yick as being “Mr. Yu the Disorganized.”  In order to test whether or not Mr. Raditich is prejudiced against Yick, Arthur takes a paper that Stephanie wrote for Mr. Raditch the previous year and he has Yick turn it in as his own work.  Yick finally gets a good grade!  But just to make sure that Mr. Raditch isn’t prejudiced, Yick turns in a second paper that was originally written by Stephanie.  This time, Mr. Raditch recognizes the paper as having been originally written by Stephanie.

This leads to an absolutely brilliantly played scene, in which Mr. Raditch interrogates Yick and Arthur in front of the class about why they’ve been turning in Stephanie’s work as Yick’s own.  While Yick attempts to explain why he feels that Mr. Raditch is prejudiced against him, Kathleen, Melanie, and their dumb friends keep laughing loudly because they’re convinced that they’re all stoned even though they’re not.  Mr. Raditch, needless to say, is not amused.

Anyway, things work out in the end.  After Stephanie asks Joey if he’s really a drug dealer, Joey confesses the truth.  Unfortunately, for him, his confession is overheard by Melanie and Kathleen and Joey ends up being chased down a hallway by a bunch of angry, wannabe drug addicts.  Meanwhile, in detention, Yick writes a paper about stereotypes and how difficult it is to be called Mr. Yu the Disorganized.  Both Yick and Mr. Raditch realize the errors of their way.  Yick and Arthur leave school to play basketball together, but not before locking Joey in the janitor’s closet.

Episode 1.4 “The Cover-up”

(Dir by Kit Hood, originally aired on February 8th, 1987)

School picture day is coming up and Stephanie is freaking out because, if she wears the frumpy clothes that she wears around the house, everyone will laugh at her.  But if she wears her trampy school clothes, her mom will know the truth about how Stephanie changes whenever she gets to school.  As usual, Voula smirks about it and refuses to give Stephanie any advice, largely because Voula is the absolutely worst.  (Not everyone wants to dress like they shop at the American Girl store, Voula.)  In the end, Stephanie wears her trampy clothes to picture day and good for her!  Seriously, dress however you want.

While this is going on, Caitlin (Stacie Mistysyn) and her friend Susie (Sarah Charlesworth) try to get the mysterious Rick (Craig Driscoll) to smile.  They tell him jokes.  They were pig noses.  Rick, however, has little to smile about because, as Joey discovers, Rick is being beaten by his father.  When Joey asks the school secretary what he should do if he knows someone who is getting beaten, the secretary misunderstands Joey’s comment and calls Child Protective Services on Joey’s parents!  (It  doesn’t help that Joey has a black eye as the result of a skateboarding accident.)  Fortunately, the very Canadian social worker guy figures out that Rick is the one who is being beaten and he arranges for Rick’s father to get some help and for Rick to stay with his older brother.  The next day, at school, Rick smiles!

This was a significant episode because it featured the first Caitlin storyline.  Caitlin, of course, is destined to become one of the most important characters in Degrassi history, with her love story with Joey destined to take over 20 years to play out.  Of course, in this episode, she’s more interested in Rick.  (Rick, for his part, feels like an early version of Sean Cameron, Degrassi: The Next Generation‘s resident troubled bad boy.)

Anyway, these were two good episodes.  It’s kind of interesting to watch as Joey Jeremiah goes from being an annoying prankster to basically the center of just about storyline.

Next week: it’s time for a Canadian swimming competition!

Lisa Marie’s Week In Review: 10/2/23 — 10/8/23


The first week of Horrorthon is in the books!  And I have to admit that I’m kind of exhausted right now so I’ll save my big analysis for next week.  For now, I encourage everyone to just take a look back at everything that we’ve published over the past 8 days!  Truly, this is the greatest time of year.

Here’s what I watched, read, and listened to this week!

Films I Watched:

  1. Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
  2. Black Friday (1940)
  3. Challenge of the Devil (1963)
  4. The Delta Force (1986)
  5. Doom Asylum (1987)
  6. Elevator Game (2023)
  7. A Force of One (1979)
  8. Honest Thief (2020)
  9. Invisible Agent (1942)
  10. The Invisible Man’s Revenge (1944)
  11. The Mad Monster (1942)
  12. Monster From The Ocean Floor (1954)
  13. The Mummy’s Hand (1940)
  14. Project Shadowchaser 2 (1994)
  15. Savage Vows (1995)
  16. The Seventh Grave (1965)
  17. Snuff (1976)
  18. Sorority House Massacre (1986)
  19. Troll (1986)
  20. Waxwork II: Lost In Time (1992)

Television Shows I Watched:

  1. The Amazing Race
  2. Big Brother
  3. Check it Out
  4. Degrassi Junior High
  5. Dr. Phil
  6. Friday the 13th
  7. Highway to Heaven
  8. The Hitchhiker
  9. Monsters
  10. Night Flight
  11. Survivor
  12. Yes Prime Minister

Books I Read:

  1. The Bad Girl (1999) by R.L. Stine
  2. The Cheater (1993) by R.L. Stine
  3. Dead End (1995) by R.L. Stine
  4. The Stepbrother (1998) by R.L. Stine

Music To Which I Listened:

  1. Adi Ulmansky
  2. Bauhaus
  3. Big Data
  4. Britney Spears
  5. The Chemical Brothers
  6. Concrete Blonde
  7. Creedence Clearwater Revival
  8. Goblin
  9. Hot Blood
  10. John Carpenter
  11. Katy Perry
  12. Kid Rock
  13. Lynard Skynard
  14. Muse
  15. Nine Inch Nails
  16. The Rolling Stones
  17. Saint Motel
  18. Shriekback
  19. Siouxsie and the Banshees
  20. Taylor Swift

Live Tweets:

  1. Project Shadowchaser 2
  2. Honest Thief
  3. A Force of One
  4. Troll

Horror on the Lens:

  1.  The Headless Horseman
  2. The Unknown
  3. Svengali
  4. Phantom Ship
  5. The Man Who Changed His Mind
  6. The Devil Bat
  7. The Boogie Man Will Get You

Horror on TV:

  1. The Hitchhiker 4.2 “Minuteman”
  2. The Hitchhiker 4.4 “Why Are You Here?”
  3. The Hitchhiker 4.7 “The Legend of Billy B”
  4. The Hitchhiker 4.9 “Made For Each Other”
  5. The Hitchhiker 4.12 “The Secret Ingredient”
  6. The Hitchhiker 4.13 “Cabin Fever”
  7. The Hitchhiker 5.1 “The Martyr”

News From Last Week:

  1. Actor Dick Butkus passes at the age of 80
  2. Director Terrence Davies passes at the age of 77

Links From Last Week:

  1. “Airplane” Soars Again! The Hilarious Memoir “Surely You Can’t Be Serious” Is Here – A Star-Studded Audio Book Too! Here Are Details!
  2. Tater’s Week in Review 10/6/23
  3. I’ve Been Doing It All Wrong

Links From The Site:

  1. Case analyzed Rain!
  2. I wrote about The Woman In The Hallway!
  3. I shared six non-horror roles of Vincent Price!
  4. I shared 6 trailers for the end of the 1st week of horrorthon!
  5. I reviewed Miami Vice, Fantasy Island, The Love Boat, Jennifer Slept Here, T and T, Welcome Back Kotter, Degrassi, Nightmare Cafe, Gun, Monsters, Highway to Heaven, Friday the 13th, and Check it Out!
  6. I reviewed Play Misty For Me, The Cross and the Switchblade, House of Dracula, The Invisible Man Returns, Invisible Agent, The Invisible Man’s Revenge, Black Friday, The Being, Invaders From Mars, Beyond the Living Dead, Freeway Killer, I Dismember Mama, My Friends Need Killing, Don’t Go In The Woods Alone, Madman, Heaven’s Heroes, Waxwork, Waxwork II, Lake Dracula, Overkill, Under Arrest, Challenge the Devil, D.C. Sniper, The Fourth Man, Combat Shock, Sorority House Massacre, Exodus of the Prodigal Son, Elevator Game, Who Can Kill A Child, Beware Children At Play, Doom Asylum, Snuff, Savage Vows, Easy Prey, Birdemic, Finding Faith, Happy Face Killer, Dark Image, Day of Defense, Mark of the Witch, Astral Factor, Drifter: Henry Lee Lucas, Confessions of a Serial Killer, Chopper Chicks in Zombietown, Glorious, Five Desperate Women, and Dr Black, Mr. Hyde!
  7. I read Missing, Haunted, Dead End, Bad Girl, and The Stepbrother!
  8. I shared scenes from The Exorcist II, Hellraiser, Army of Darkness, Vampire Hookers, The Wolf Man, Prom Night, and The Horror of Dracula!
  9. I paid tribute to Jack Arnold, Roy Ward Baker, Charles Band, Clive Barker, Lamberto Bava, Mario Bava, Dick Butkus, and Tod Browning!
  10. I shared an AMV!
  11. I shared my week in television!
  12. Jeff shared music videos from The Damned, Garbage, Killer Barbies, Cliff Richard, UB40, Alice Cooper, and Pat Benatar!
  13. Jeff reviewed Murderbot, Ghost Track, Blood Vessel, The Odds, Zombex, and The McPherson Tape!
  14. Jeff shared a great moment in television history and comic book history!
  15. Jeff reviewed Weird Texts From An Unknown Number!
  16. Erin shared Mystery Tales, An Old Friend of the Family, The Horror in the Museum, Argosy, The Prey, Locked Doors, and Ghostly Vintage!
  17. Erin wrote about her visit to a cemetery!
  18. Erin reviewed The Catcher! 
  19. Erin shared The Covers of Mystery Tales!

More From Us:

  1. At Horror Critic, I shared reviews of Blue Monkey, The Devil Bat, Cabin Fever, Lisa and the Devil, The Living Skeleton, I Don’t Want To Be Born, and The Crazies!
  2. At my online dream journal, I shared Last Night’s Very Weird Dream, Last Night’s Halloween Party Dream, Last Night’s Joey Dream, Last Night’s Joseph Dream, Last Night’s New Cousin Dream, Last Night’s London Dream, and Last Night’s Lake Dream!
  3. At SyFyDesigns, I shared October 2nd, October 3rd, Young Vincent Price, I Know Where I Stand, Young Bela Lugosi, Young Boris Karloff, and Young John Carradine!
  4. At my online music site, I shared songs from Goblin, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Hot Blood, Concrete Blonde, Siouxsie and the Banshees, The Rolling Stones, and Muse!
  5. At Reality TV Chat Blog, I shared Week 9 Veto Meeting, A Possible Flip?  Probably Not, It’s Time To Open Up The Diary Room, A Few Thoughts on Survivor, Two Things I Never Thought Would Happen, Week 10 Nominations, and Week 10 Veto Comp!
  6. At Days Without Incident, Leonard shared a cover of Bela Lugosi’s Dead from Trent Renzor!
  7. At Pop Politics, Jeff shared Does It Matter That Laphonza Butler Doesn’t Live In California?, Unbelievable, Scalise vs Jordan, House of Menendez, Cornel West Is Not Green, Standing With Israel, and The Useful Idiots Make Their Voice Heard!
  8. At her photography site, Erin shared Enter, Sun, Pumpkins, Pumpkins 2, Pumpkins 3, Pumpkins 4, and Pumpkins 5!

Want to see what I did last week?  Click here!

Horror on TV: The Hitchhiker 5.1 “The Martyr” (dir by Phillip Noyce)


Tonight’s episode of The Hitchhiker is a stylish homage to noir, starring Meg Foster as a femme fatale who is not quite as blind as she pretends to be.  This episode was directed by Phillip Noyce, who was also responsible for a film about an actual blind person, Blind Fury.  Interestingly enough, that film also featured Meg Foster, though in a very different role than the one that she plays here.

This episode originally aired on April 22nd, 1989.

The TSL Horror Grindhouse: Dr. Black, Mr. Hyde (dir by William Crain)


1976’s Dr. Black, My Hyde tells the story of Dr. Henry Pride (Bernie Casey).

Dr. Pride is a respected doctor, the head of a free clinic in the Watts district of Los Angeles.  He has a big house.  He has a fancy car.  With Dr. Billie Worth (Rosalind Cash), he is researching a serum that will help people with cirrhosis to regenerate the tissue of their liver.  Of course, Dr. Pride wasn’t always rich.  In his own words, he and his mother grew up in the guest house of a brothel.  But now that he is rich and successful, some people claim that he’s lost touch with his community.  As a prostitute named Linda (Marie O’Henry) tells him, “You talk white, you think white, you probably drive a white car.”

In a scene that is designed to bring to mind the horrors of the Tuskegee syphilis experiments, Dr. Pride considers the ethics of injecting his serum into his patients without warning them that there might be consequences.  Billie warns him that what he’s thinking about doing would be not only unethical but illegal.  Dr. Pride questions whether ethics matter when dealing with something that could potentially save lives in the future.  After Dr. Pride injects an elderly black woman with the serum, she turns into a white-skinned monster who attempts to strangle a nurse before promptly dying.  Despite this, Dr. Pride continues to develop the serum and eventually, he tries it on himself.

Under the effects of the serum, Dr. Pride becomes a white-skinned madman.  (Bernie Casey wears a white makeup whenever he plays this film’s version of Mr. Hyde.)  Under the influence of the serum, Pride rampages through Watts, killing prostitutes and pimps before transforming back into the Dr. Pride.  The police are investigating the murders but they’re searching for a white man.  Meanwhile, Dr. Pride continues to obsess on trying to work out the kinks of her serum.  He wants Linda to be his latest test subject.

Dr. Black, Mr. Hyde is a blaxploitation take on Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde and, as with many blaxploitation films, the subtext is frequently more interesting than what actually happens on screen.  Dr. Pride, after continually being accused of acting white, takes his serum and soon literally becomes white and sets out to kill the prostitutes and the pimps who remind him of his life before he became a doctor.  And while it’s easy to see this as an example of the serum turning a good man into an evil monster (the classic Jekyll and Hyde formula), it’s also true that, even before his transformation, Dr. Pride views his patients as being potential test subjects.  For all of his talk about helping people, Dr. Pride maintains his distance from the members of his own community.  Is the serum turning Dr. Pride into a monster or is it just revealing who Dr. Pride truly wishes to be?  Given the film was directed by William Crain, who also did Blacula and who, unlike a lot of Blaxploitation directors, actually was black, it’s easy to believe that the subtext was intentional.

Of course, subtext aside, Dr. Black, Mr. Hyde is a cheap-looking and haphazardly edited film.  Much of the acting is amateurish but Bernie Casey gives a strong performance as both the repressed black doctor and his violent, white alter ego.  Cheapness aside, Dr. Black, Mr. Hyde is a frequently intriguing film.

The McPherson Tape (1989, directed by Dean Alioto)


A found footage film, The McPherson Tape (which is also known as UFO Abduction) opens with a title crawl that tells the viewer that what they are about to see is both and also the most compelling evidence to date that aliens are visiting Earth.

On October 8th, the Van Heese family gathers to celebrate the fifth birthday of Michelle.  Michael, the youngest of the Van Heese brothers, is home from college and he’s brought his new video camera with him, which he uses to film the party.  At first, his brothers give him a hard time about both his new beard and his camera but soon, everyone has bigger things to worry about.  When the power suddenly goes out, Michael and his brothers go outside to investigate.  While doing so, they stumble across what appears to be a spaceship and three humanoid aliens standing outside of it.  The brothers run back to the house and, eventually, the aliens follow.

The McPherson Tape was one of the first found footage films and it stays true to the rules of the genre to an extent that more recent examples have not.  That means that the 66-minute film plays out in real time.  There’s no background music.  The sound quality is poor.  The footage is grainy and sometimes out of focus.  This is one found footage film that actually looks like found footage, with the only thing giving the game away being the rubber alien masks worn by the actors playing the invaders.  Just as in real life, it’s not always exciting.  There are moments of dead space where both the audience and the McPhersons are waiting to see what happens next.  But because the film feels authentic and it features a cast of unknowns who do a good job of acting scared and confused, it’s much more effective than some of the slicker examples of the genre that have come out in recent years.

Director  Dean Alioto later remade The McPherson Tape with a bigger budget professional actors.  In 1998, the remake aired on the UPN under the title Alien Abduction: Incident In Lake County and supposedly caused a panic when some viewers though it was an actual documentary.  For my money, though, the original is still the best.

Retro Television Reviews: Five Desperate Women (dir by Ted Post)


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sundays, I will be reviewing the made-for-television movies that used to be a primetime mainstay.  Today’s film is 1971’s Five Desperate Women!  It  can be viewed on YouTube!

Five women, who all went to college together, reunite for the first time in five years.  They’re planning on spending a weekend at a cabin on a private island.  Lucy (Anjanette Comer) is the alcoholic who talks too much.  Dorian (Joan Hackett) is the pill popper who lies about having a handsome husband and two beautiful children.  Joy (Denise Nicholas) is the former activist turned trashy model.  Gloria (Stefanie Powers) is bitchy and self-centered.  And Mary Grace (Julie Sommars) is the one with the mentally ill mother who refuses to speak to her.  Upon reuniting on the dock, the five women all immediately gather in a circle sing an old sorority song.  It’s going to be one of those weekends!

The private island is lovely and the women believe that they have it to themselves, with the exception of the two men who are also on the island.  Wylie (Robert Conrad) is the caretaker and he seems to be a trustworthy gentleman and exactly the type of guy who you would want to be stranded on an island with.  And then there’s Meeker (Bradford Dillman), who drove the boat to the island and who is the type of overbearing jerk who has to be specifically told not to bother the women.  While the women stay in the main house, the men stay in the nearby caretaker’s cottage.

From the start, it proves to be a stressful weekend.  All of the women have secrets and long-buried resentments that come out at the slightest provocation.  Not helping the fact is that there’s a murderer on the island, one that goes from killing a dog to strangling Dorian while the rest of the women are at the beach.  The woman, figuring that the murderer has to be either Meeker or Wylie, lock themselves into their house for the night but it turns out that it’s going to take more than a locked door to defeat a killer.

Five Desperate Women has an intriguing premise but it also has an extremely short running time.  With only 70 minutes to tell its story and 7 major characters to deal with, the film doesn’t leave much room for character development and, as a result, each woman is only given one personality trait and each actress ends up portraying that trait as broadly as possible.  As a result, it doesn’t take long for the movie to go from being Five Desperate Women to Five Annoying Women.  As for Robert Conrad and Bradford Dillman, the two of them give effective performances but anyone with a hint of genre savvy will be able to guess who the killer is going to turn out to be.  There is one unintentionally funny moment where the desperate women attempt to fight off the killer by throwing rocks at him and none of the rocks come close to reaching their target but otherwise, Five Desperate Women is not particularly memorable.

Horror Scenes That I Love: Peter Cushing in Horror of Dracula


Peter Cushing was a horror mainstay who played both heroes and villains, often appearing opposite Christopher Lee.  By most accounts, Cushing was a kind and old-fashioned British gentleman, one who was beloved by both his colleagues and his fans.  Christopher Lee described him as being his best friend and reportedly, never fully recovered from his sadness over Cushing’s death in 1994.

(Cushing’s long screen collaboration actually first started in 1948’s Hamlet, in which Cushing played Osric and Christopher Lee had an uncredited role as a spear carrier.)

Though Hammer Films often cast Cushing as the mad Baron Van Frankenstein, I preferred his work as the stern but kindly Dr. Van Helsing.  This scene from 1958’s Horror of Dracula, in which Van Helsing drives a stake through Lucy and ends her eternal suffering, features Cushing at his best.  In this scene, we see both Van Helsing’s determination and also some hints of the kindness that Cushing brought to the role.

October True Crime: Confessions of a Serial Killer (dir by Mark Blair)


The 1985 film, Confessions of a Serial Killer, is based on the confessions of Henry Lee Lucas.  Lucas was a one-eyed Michigan-born drifter who was arrested for murder in Texas in 1983.  Once in custody, Lucas started confessing to murder after murder.  At one point, it was estimated that Lucas had claimed to have killed around 600 people, sometimes by himself and other times with the help of his friend and sometimes lover, Ottis Toole.  (Lucas “married” Toole’s 12 year-old niece, Becky, and then later chopped her up in a field.)

Of course, eventually, someone actually looked at Lucas’s confessions and came to realize that they didn’t really add up.  Lucas had confessed to so many murders that, in order to believe him, you would have to be willing to accept that he could commit a murder in Florida in the afternoon and then somehow commit a second murder in upstate New York that night.  (And that’s not even getting into the fact that Lucas confessed to killing Jimmy Hoffa and claimed that the CIA sent him to Cuba to take out Fidel Castro.)  In the end, it was determined that Lucas was simply telling the police what they wanted to hear and that, sometimes deliberately and sometimes accidentally, the police were feeding him information about unsolved crimes in order to make his confessions more credible.  Today, it’s generally agreed that Lucas may have killed 11 people.  It’s also possible that he only killed two.  (On the other hand, Ottis Toole really was the degenerate serial killer that Lucas claimed her was.)

Still, the national coverage of Lucas’s confessions inspired two independent films that were made in the mid-80s.  One of those two films (and the better known of the two) was John McNaughton’s Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, in which Lucas was played by Michael Rooker and most of the action took place in Chicago.  The other film was Confessions of a Serial Killer, which was filmed in Texas.

In Confessions of a Serial Killer, Henry Lee Lucas is re-imagined as Daniel Ray Hawkins (Robert A. Burns), a polite and mild-mannered redneck whose short stature, glasses, and somewhat quizzical expression all hide the fact that he is actually a vicious serial killer.  Having recently been arrested, Hawkins nonchalantly confesses his crimes to Sheriff Will Gaines (Berkeley Garrett).  Hawkins obviously enjoys telling his stories and he also appreciates that, whenever he and the sheriff go out to a crime scene together, he gets a hamburger and a chocolate milkshake.  (“If these policemen weren’t here,” Hawkins tells one waitress, “you’d be mine.”)  Hawkins talks about his childhood, growing up as the son of the town prostitute and a shellshocked father.  He claims that his first victim was a sex worker in Scranton.  Though flashbacks, we see Hawkins’s friendship with the moronic and equally bloodthirsty Moon Lewton (Dennis Hill).  Hawkins eventually marries Moon’s sister, Molly (Sidney Brammer), who turns out to be just as sociopathic as her brother and her new husband.

Though it never escapes from Henry’s shadow, Confessions of a Serial Killer is an effective and disquieting film.  The low budget works to the film’s advantage, especially in the scenes in which Hawkins wanders across the Texas countryside.  Watching these grainy, documentary-style scenes, the viewer can literally feel the humidity and see the bugs buzzing around the tall grass.  Though the cast is made up of unknowns, they all bring an authenticity to their roles.  Anyone who has ever spent any time in small town Texas will automatically recognize the stoic but fair-minded sheriff played by Berkeley Garrett and the humble and religious doctor played by Ollie Handley.  That said, the film is dominated by Robert A. Burns and his effectively low-key performance as Daniel Ray Hawkins.  Burns himself was a set designer who got his start designing the house of horrors from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.  Burns plays Hawkins as being someone who has figured out how to come across as harmless but who also can’t help but seem off-center.  His flat delivery of Hawkins’s lines captures the fact that, on the inside, Hawkins is empty.  Even when he kills someone to whom he was close, he can only blandly say, “I was sorry about that.”  True feelings are unknown to him.

Confessions of a Serial Killer is a film that stick with you.  It’s a film that reminds you that you never know who might be watching you.  Is that polite man just looking to be helpful or is he another Daniel Ray Hawkins?

4 Shots From 4 Films: Special Tod Browning Edition


4 Shots From 4 Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films is all about letting the visuals do the talking.

This October, I am going to be using our 4 Shots From 4 Films feature to pay tribute to some of my favorite horror directors, in alphabetical order!  That’s right, we’re going from Argento to Zombie in one month!

Today’s director is Tod Browning, who started his career during the silent era, ended it in the sound era, and was responsible for some of the most important horror and suspense films of both eras!

4 Shots From 4 Tod Browning Films

West of Zanzibar (1928, dir by Tod Browning, DP: Percy Hilburn)

Dracula (1931, dir by Tod Browning. DP: Karl Freund)

Freaks (1932, dir by Tod Browning, DP: Merritt Gerstad)

The Devil-Doll (1936, dir by Tod Browning, DP: Leonard Smith)