This month, since the site is currently reviewing each episode of Twin Peaks, every entry in Move A Day is going to have a Twin Peaks connection. I am going to start things with Don’t Tell Her It’s Me, a movie that I normally would never think of as having anything to do with Twin Peaks or anything else that David Lynch has ever been associated with.
In this very minor romantic comedy, Gus (Steven Guttenberg) is a cartoonist who has just recently beaten cancer. The treatment has left him bald, overweight, and lonely. His sister, a popular romance novelist named Lizzie (Shelley Long), sets hm up with her friend, a journalist named Emily (Jami Gertz). When Emily does not return Gus’s affection, Lizzie decides to transform Gus into every woman’s dream, which in this movie is a rebel named Lobo who comes from New Zealand and rides a motorcycle. Gus spends a month working out, growing his hair long, and learning how to speak with a New Zealand accent. Emily falls in love with Lobo, never realizing that he is actually Gus but what will happen when Gus has to finally tell her the truth? Despite good performances (especially from Shelley Long), Don’t Tell Her It’s Me it too formulaic and predictable to be memorable. Even if he does have a mullet and is speaking with a different accent, Steve Guttenberg is always going to be Steve Guttenberg and it’s hard to believe that Emily would not be able to see through his act.
Don’t Tell Her It’s Me actually has two Twin Peaks connections. Kyle MacLachlan, the one and only Dale Cooper himself, plays Trout, who is both Emily’s editor and her cad of a boyfriend. It’s a nothing role but fans of Twin Peaks will be interested to know that, when Trout is inevitably revealed to be cheating on Emily, the woman that he’s cheating with is played by MacLachlan’s Twin Peaks co-star, Madchen Amick.
If only the Log Lady had been around, Don’t Tell Her It’s Me could have been a much different picture.