The Eric Roberts Collection: Runaway Train (dir by Andrei Konchalovsky)


In 1985’s Runaway Train, Eric Roberts plays Buck McGeehy, a prisoner at Stonehaven Maximum Security Prison in Alaska.

Like the majority of the prisoners, Buck looks up to Manny (Jon Voight), a bank robber who has just been released from spending three years in solitary confinement.  Manny is a tough guy who refuses to allow the prison system to beat him down.  Warden Ranken (John P. Ryan) views Manny as being a threat to his authority and he’s especially angry that it was the courts that ordered that Manny finally be released from solitary.  When Ranken tries to arrange for Manny to be assassinated at a prison boxing match, it’s Buck who saves Manny’s life.  When Manny later manages to escape from the prison, Buck tags along.

Manny and Buck are a study in contrasts.  Manny is as cold as the Alaskan landscape.  He’s ruthless and doesn’t allow himself to get too close to anyone but, at the same time, he does live by a definite code.  Buck is simple-minded, an earnest guy who talks too much and who probably wouldn’t have survived a day in prison if it wasn’t for his skill as a boxer.  Buck and Manny manage to make their way across the frozen wilderness but, when they hop on a train, they soon find themselves trapped on the out-of-control locomotive, along with a railroad engineer named Sara (Rebecca De Mornay).  The three of them have to find a way to either escape from or stop the train.  At the same time, the obsessed Warden Ranken is determined to recapture Manny and, if that means flying a helicopter over the train so that Ranken can lower himself onto it, so be it.

Runway Train, which was based on a script by Akira Kurosawa, was one of the few Cannon films to find success with not just critics but also audiences and the industry.  The Golden Globes nominated it for Best Film.  The Academy didn’t go quite that far but they did nominate the film for Best Editing, along with also nominating Jon Voight for Best Actor and Eric Roberts for Best Supporting Actor.  While Voight is a multiple-Oscar nominee (and one-time winner for Coming Home), Runaway Train is, so far, the only film for which Eric Roberts has been nominated.  (He should have been nominated for Star 80 but his character in that film was a bit too realistically sleazy for the Academy to honor.)  Roberts has described Runaway Train as being one of his favorite films and he even used the title for his autobiography.  It was on this film that he met Danny Trejo, who not only trained Roberts for the boxing scenes but also helped Roberts kick his addiction to cocaine.

And Roberts has every reason to be proud.  Runaway Train is a fast-moving, visually stunning thrill ride, a masterpiece of the pulp imagination.  Yes, the symbolism of the runaway train is a bit obvious.  Yes, the philosophical edge of the film’s dialogue can sometimes feel a bit out-of-place.  Who cares?  John Voight and Eric Roberts sell their characters with such skill that you don’t care that they’re both criminals who have done terrible things.  From the minute we see that frozen jail and the prisoners tossing burning pieces of paper at the guards, we know why both Manny and Buck have to escape.  John P. Ryan turns the warden into everyone’s worst nightmare of a small, pretty man with power, an authoritarian who uses the system to control the lives of others and who resents anyone who does not bow down before him.  Even though her role is largely limited to reacting to what everyone else does around her, Rebecca de Mornay still turns Sara into a compelling character and never allows her to become merely a damsel in distress.  Runaway Train is a heart-pounding action film and one that still holds up today.

Previous Eric Roberts Films That We Have Reviewed:

  1. Star 80 (1983)
  2. Blood Red (1989)
  3. The Ambulance (1990)
  4. The Lost Capone (1990)
  5. Love, Cheat, & Steal (1993)
  6. Voyage (1993)
  7. Love Is A Gun (1994)
  8. Sensation (1994)
  9. Dark Angel (1996)
  10. Doctor Who (1996)
  11. Most Wanted (1997)
  12. Mercy Streets (2000)
  13. Wolves of Wall Street (2002)
  14. Mr. Brightside (2004)
  15. Six: The Mark Unleased (2004)
  16. Hey You (2006)
  17. Amazing Race (2009)
  18. In The Blink of an Eye (2009)
  19. Enemies Among Us (2010)
  20. The Expendables (2010) 
  21. Sharktopus (2010)
  22. The Dead Want Women (2012)
  23. Deadline (2012)
  24. The Mark (2012)
  25. Miss Atomic Bomb (2012)
  26. Bonnie And Clyde: Justified (2013)
  27. Lovelace (2013)
  28. The Mark: Redemption (2013)
  29. Self-Storage (2013)
  30. A Talking Cat!?! (2013)
  31. This Is Our Time (2013)
  32. Inherent Vice (2014)
  33. Road to the Open (2014)
  34. Rumors of War (2014)
  35. Amityville Death House (2015)
  36. A Fatal Obsession (2015)
  37. Stalked By My Doctor (2015)
  38. Enemy Within (2016)
  39. Joker’s Poltergeist (2016)
  40. Prayer Never Fails (2016)
  41. Stalked By My Doctor: The Return (2016)
  42. The Wrong Roommate (2016)
  43. Dark Image (2017)
  44. Black Wake (2018)
  45. Frank and Ava (2018)
  46. Stalked By My Doctor: Patient’s Revenge (2018)
  47. Clinton Island (2019)
  48. Monster Island (2019)
  49. The Savant (2019)
  50. Seven Deadly Sins (2019)
  51. Stalked By My Doctor: A Sleepwalker’s Nightmare (2019)
  52. The Wrong Mommy (2019)
  53. Exodus of a Prodigal Son (2020)
  54. Free Lunch Express (2020)
  55. Her Deadly Groom (2020)
  56. Top Gunner (2020)
  57. Deadly Nightshade (2021)
  58. The Elevator (2021)
  59. Just What The Doctor Ordered (2021)
  60. Killer Advice (2021)
  61. The Poltergeist Diaries (2021)
  62. The Rebels of PT-218 (2021)
  63. A Town Called Parable (2021)
  64. Bleach (2022)
  65. My Dinner With Eric (2022)
  66. Aftermath (2024)
  67. The Wrong Life Coach (2024)

Retro Television Reviews: Fantasy Island 3.20 “Nona/One Million B.C.”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Tuesdays, I will be reviewing the original Fantasy Island, which ran on ABC from 1977 to 1986.  Almost entire show is currently streaming is on Youtube!

This episode features a trip to the past and a surprisingly good turn from Peter Graves.

Episode 3.20 “Nona/One Million B.C.”

(Dir by Earl Bellamy, originally aired on March 1st, 1980)

This week, we have another episode of Fantasy Island in which a somewhat effective fantasy is matched with an incredibly dumb one.

The dumb fantasy involves two women (Phyllis Davis and Jo Ann Pflug) who want to go back to a time when men took care of everything and women didn’t have to do anything.  They’re sick of all that women’s lib stuff!  Mr. Roarke explains that their fantasy is rather vaguely worded and then sends them back to the time of dinosaurs and cavemen.  (Of course, dinosaurs and cavemen didn’t exist at the same time but whatever.)  After the two women are nearly killed by a Claymation dinosaur, they are taken in by a tribe of cavemen.  Since their modern clothes were ruined in all the excitement, they are given fashionable fur outfits to wear.  Despite the fact that they’ve gone back to One Million B.C., the new animal skins outfits have built-in bras, showing that the cave people were more advanced than anyone realized.

Anyway, living in a cave sucks but, fortunately, it turns out that tribe’s leader (Neville Brand) is actually just Mr. Roarke in disguise.  Just as the cavemen find themselves in a battle with another tribe of cave dwellers, Roarke reveals himself and ends the fantasy.  Yes, it was dumb.

The other fantasy was significantly better.  Ned J. Scott (Peter Graves) is a former Chicago cop who is now blind but still obsessed with finding the whereabouts a missing actress named Nona (Joanna Pettet).  Roarke gives Scott one of his magic potions, which briefly returns his ability to see.  Fortunately, Nona is on Fantasy Island, being held prisoner by a knife-wielding pimp (Edd Byrnes).  Scott saves her from the pimp, encourages her not to be so critical of herself, and reunites Nona with her family before losing his eyesight once again.  Nona, having fallen in love with Scott, declares that she loves him whether he can see or not.  They leave the Island together.  Awwwwww!

The second fantasy had its flaws, not the least of which was that Nona certainly got over being a sex slave in record time.  But, almost despite itself it still worked.  A lot of that is due to Peter Graves.  Graves, who we normally think of as being something of a stiff actor, gives a very emotional performance here and the viewer never doubts for a second his love for Nona.  Graves especially does a good job in the scenes where Scott realizes that his vision is starting to fade and that he will soon be blind again.  He gives a fully committed performance, one that elevates the fantasy.

Finally, this episode features one brief scene of Roarke and Tattoo banter.  (Roarke and Tattoo banter used to be one of the show’s trademarks but it was rarely seen during the third season.)  Roarke tricks Tattoo into thinking that he’s just taken an invisibility serum.  It’s a bit cruel but at least they were speaking to each other again.