Godzilla Film Review: Godzilla Final Wars (dir by Ryuhei Kitamura)


2004’s Godzilla: Final Wars once again reboots the Godzilla franchise.

Godzilla: Final Wars opens with a narrator explaining that a series of environmental disasters have led to giant monsters attacking various cities over the course of the 20th Century.  Perhaps the most fearsome of those monsters was a giant dinosaur named Godzilla that breathed radioactive fire.  The same environmental disasters that created the monsters also gave rise to a group of mutant humans who had psychic powers.  The mutants were recruited into Earth Defense Force to battle the monsters.  Godzilla was finally imprisoned in the ice of Antarctica as the result of an attack led by a heroic American Douglas Gordon (Don Frye).

It may seem like Earth is in good hands but, after Gordon is suspended for damaging EDF property during a battle with a monster, the mummified remains of Gigan are found.  This somehow leads to an appearance of those two annoying little girls who always follow Mothra around.  A battle of good vs evil is coming, they explain.  Everyone will have to choose a side.  Okay, I choose the side of good.  Hey, that was easy!

Soon, aliens arrive.  Led by the fanatical Controller (Kazuki Kitamura), they cause all of the other monsters to attack every major city on Earth.  Cue scenes of the Statue of Liberty in ruins, the Eiffel Tower getting destroyed, and the Sydney Opera House getting crushed.  Almost every monster from every previous films shows up, even the American version of Godzilla!  While the members of the EDF attempt to fight the aliens, the monsters appear to be unstoppable.  Maybe Godzilla needs to be freed from Antarctica.  Too bad the paper pushers at the EDF suspended Major Gordon….

Oh, how I love Godzilla: Final Wars.  It’s over two-hours of nonstop action, nonstop monsters, and Kazuki Kitamura giving one of the most insanely over-the-top performances that I’ve ever seen.  It’s a big, colorful celebration of the entire Godzilla franchise and it features cameos from every monster that matters.  (It also features that lame son of Godzilla but nothing’s perfect.)  Ghidorah makes an appearance towards the end.  It’s not a Godzilla film without a final battle with Ghidorah.

Godzilla: Final Wars is terrifically entertaining.  Surprisingly, it was also the last Godzilla film for ten years.  When Godzilla returned, it would again be in an American film.  In fact, it would be 12 years before there was another Japanese Godzilla film.

Previous Godzilla Reviews:

  1. Godzilla, King of the Monsters (1958)
  2. Godzilla Raids Again (1958)
  3. King Kong vs Godzilla (1962)
  4. Mothra vs. Godzilla (1964)
  5. Ghidorah: The Three-Headed Monster (1964)
  6. Invasion of the Astro-Monster (1965)
  7. Godzilla vs. The Sea Monster (1966)
  8. Son of Godzilla (1967)
  9. Destroy All Monsters (1968)
  10. All Monsters Attack (1969)
  11. Godzilla vs Hedorah (1971)
  12. Godzilla vs Gigan (1972)
  13. Godzilla vs Megalon (1973)
  14. Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla (1974)
  15. The Terror of Mechagodzilla (1975)
  16. Cozilla (1977)
  17. Godzilla 1985 (1985)
  18. Godzilla vs. Biollante (1989)
  19. Godzilla vs King Ghidorah (1992)
  20. Godzilla vs. Mothra (1992)
  21. Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla 2 (1994)
  22. Godzilla vs SpaceGodzilla (1994)
  23. Godzilla vs. Destoroyah (1995)
  24. Godzilla (1998)
  25. Godzilla 2000 (1999)
  26. Godzilla vs Megaguirus (2000)
  27. Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack (2001)
  28. Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla (2002)
  29. Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S. (2003)
  30. Godzilla (2014)
  31. Godzilla: Planet of the Monsters (2017)
  32. Godzilla, King of the Monsters (2019)
  33. Godzilla vs Kong (2021)
  34. Godzilla Minus One (2023)

Godzilla Film Review: Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S. (dir by Masaaki Tezuka)


A direct sequel to Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla, 2002’s Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S. begins with the Shobijin, those two little annoying girls who hang out with Mothra, appearing to a Japanese scientist and his family and explaining to them that Godzilla won’t stop attacking Japan until the government does away with their Mechagodzilla, Kiryu.  Kiryu was constructed using the bones of the original Godzilla and, as a result, the current Godzilla is drawn to him.

Instead, the Shobijin suggest that the Kiryu should be tossed in the ocean.  In return, the latest incarnation of Mothra will serve as Japan’s champion whenever Godzilla attacks.

So, to make clear, Japan can either be protected by a badass cyborg that was created out of the skeletal remains of the original Godzilla or it can be protected by a giant moth that has to spend time in a cocoon before it can even become an effective monster.  And, along with the whole cocoon thing, Mothra also comes with two annoying little sidekicks who are constantly popping up and going on and on about how stupid humanity is.

Now, I don’t know about you but, if I was in charge, I would probably just stick with the cyborg.  If nothing else, the cyborg looks like a badass and it can destroy just as much property as Godzilla.  The cyborg exists to say, “Hey, Godzilla — you’re not the only pointlessly destructive monster on this planet!”  Add to that, the cyborg can be piloted and controlled by humans.  The cyborg doesn’t talk back.  The cyborg doesn’t tell humanity that everything is their fault.  The cyborg can be shut down whenever there’s not a monster attack going on.  In other words, get lost, Mothra!

In Tokyo S.O.S., The government of Japan agrees with me, which of course leads to a huge fight between Godzilla, Kiryu, and eventually Mothra.  Mothra does that thing where she wraps Godzilla up in string and also where she appears to sacrifice her life.  The problem is that, after you see enough of these films, you know that Mothra is always going to sacrifice her life and she’s always going to be reborn.

So, the story isn’t that spectacular.  It’s pretty much just Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla all over again.  But here’s the important thing: the fights are really cool.  Yes, the fights are a bit familiar and there’s nothing about them that will really take you by surprise but, if you just want to watch Godzilla destroy stuff, this film delivers plenty of that.

Tokyo S.O.S. is unique amongst the Godzilla films of its era in that it was a direct sequel as opposed to be a reboot.  In fact, it was only the direct sequel of the so-called Millennium Era.  The next Godzilla film, Godzilla: Final Wars, would be a reboot and a spectacular one at that.  We’ll take a look at it next week.

Previous Godzilla Reviews:

  1. Godzilla, King of the Monsters (1958)
  2. Godzilla Raids Again (1958)
  3. King Kong vs Godzilla (1962)
  4. Mothra vs. Godzilla (1964)
  5. Ghidorah: The Three-Headed Monster (1964)
  6. Invasion of the Astro-Monster (1965)
  7. Godzilla vs. The Sea Monster (1966)
  8. Son of Godzilla (1967)
  9. Destroy All Monsters (1968)
  10. All Monsters Attack (1969)
  11. Godzilla vs Hedorah (1971)
  12. Godzilla vs Gigan (1972)
  13. Godzilla vs Megalon (1973)
  14. Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla (1974)
  15. The Terror of Mechagodzilla (1975)
  16. Cozilla (1977)
  17. Godzilla 1985 (1985)
  18. Godzilla vs. Biollante (1989)
  19. Godzilla vs King Ghidorah (1992)
  20. Godzilla vs. Mothra (1992)
  21. Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla 2 (1994)
  22. Godzilla vs SpaceGodzilla (1994)
  23. Godzilla vs. Destoroyah (1995)
  24. Godzilla (1998)
  25. Godzilla 2000 (1999)
  26. Godzilla vs Megaguirus (2000)
  27. Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack (2001)
  28. Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla (2002)
  29. Godzilla (2014)
  30. Godzilla: Planet of the Monsters (2017)
  31. Godzilla, King of the Monsters (2019)
  32. Godzilla vs Kong (2021)
  33. Godzilla Minus One (2023)

Godzilla Film Review: Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla (dir by Masaaki Tezuka)


Godzilla gets a brand new backstory in 2002’s Godzilla against Mechagodzilla!

That’s not a surprise.  At the start of the 21st century, when Toho was still trying to figure out how their biggest star would function in a new world, nearly every Godzilla film was a reboot that pretty much ignored all of the films that came before it, with the exception of the original GojiraGodzilla against Mechagodzilla opens with Japan being attacked by Godzilla but it’s not the same Godzilla from the original film.  That Godzilla actually did die as a result of the Oxygen destroyer.  However, its relatives are still out there and occasionally, one will pop up and attack Japan.  Japan has gotten a reputation for being cursed.

However, a discovery has been made that could change everything.  The skeleton of the original Godzilla has been discovered and it has been used to create a cyborg Godzilla.  The cyborg Godzilla is called Kiryu but, in appearance, it’s pretty much just Mechagodzilla all over again.  Kiryu is able to defeat the new Godzilla but the battle triggers memories of its former life and soon, it’s going on a rampage of its own.  Eventually, being a cyborg, it runs out of power but it’s obvious that Kiryu will need the guiding hand of a human.  How about Lt. Akane Yushiro (Yukimo Shaku), who is undeniably talented but whose previous battle against the latest version of Godzilla has left her haunted by guilt and also caused others to doubt her abilities?  Can she pilot Kiryu and save Japan from future Godzilla attacks?

Fortunately, Godzilla against Mechagodzilla know what its mission is.  It understands that the majority of its audience is watching because they want to see Godzilla use his radioactive breath to destroy things and they want to see Mechagodzilla shoot lasers beams out of his eyes.  The movie delivers both of those things, often in spectacular fashion.  The special effects are certainly better than the special effects from Godzilla’s earlier Toho films but they still look primitive enough to retain the franchise’s B-movie charm. The film’s battle scenes are truly impressive and live up to the Godzilla name.  As for the “human” story, Yumiko Shaku gives a strong performance and is likable as Akane and you actually do want her to get her chance to prove herself.  While this film isn’t quite as enjoyably weird as some of the other entries, it’s still an above-average Godzilla film and a worthy chapter in the series.  In fact, Godzilla against Mechagodzilla worked so well that the next entry in the series was not a reboot but a direct sequel!  We’ll check that out next week.

Previous Godzilla Reviews:

  1. Godzilla, King of the Monsters (1958)
  2. Godzilla Raids Again (1958)
  3. King Kong vs Godzilla (1962)
  4. Mothra vs. Godzilla (1964)
  5. Ghidorah: The Three-Headed Monster (1964)
  6. Invasion of the Astro-Monster (1965)
  7. Godzilla vs. The Sea Monster (1966)
  8. Son of Godzilla (1967)
  9. Destroy All Monsters (1968)
  10. All Monsters Attack (1969)
  11. Godzilla vs Hedorah (1971)
  12. Godzilla vs Gigan (1972)
  13. Godzilla vs Megalon (1973)
  14. Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla (1974)
  15. The Terror of Mechagodzilla (1975)
  16. Cozilla (1977)
  17. Godzilla 1985 (1985)
  18. Godzilla vs. Biollante (1989)
  19. Godzilla vs King Ghidorah (1992)
  20. Godzilla vs. Mothra (1992)
  21. Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla 2 (1994)
  22. Godzilla vs SpaceGodzilla (1994)
  23. Godzilla vs. Destoroyah (1995)
  24. Godzilla (1998)
  25. Godzilla 2000 (1999)
  26. Godzilla vs Megaguirus (2000)
  27. Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack (2001)
  28. Godzilla (2014)
  29. Godzilla: Planet of the Monsters (2017)
  30. Godzilla, King of the Monsters (2019)
  31. Godzilla vs Kong (2021)
  32. Godzilla Minus One (2023)

Horror Film Review: Godzilla vs. Megaguirus (dir by Masaaki Tezuka)


It has always bothered me whenever a long-running franchise decides that the best way to reboot things is to wipe away its own history.

Consider the James Bond films, in which the current producers apparently decided that Daniel Craig’s grim and whiny interpretation of the character was so definitive that it would be no big deal to wipe all of the previous Bond films out of existence.  Sorry, Sean Connery.  Sorry, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosnan, and even George Lazenby.   Sorry, everyone who enjoyed the original Bond films and who enjoys spies who are relatively free of angst and self-pity.  Your films are now no longer canon, all because someone thought it would be a good idea for Bond and Blofeld to be brothers.

Consider the DC films, in which there are so many different versions of the same characters floating around that it’s next to impossible to keep straight what is an “official” film and what isn’t.  Admittedly, the majority of the DC films weren’t that good but still, there’s just something kind of annoying in the way that franchise in particular tends to just shrug and say, “Okay, that film doesn’t really count.”  Own your mistakes.

And then there’s my beloved Halloween franchise, ruined by David Gordon Green’s belief that he was better than the genre.  After years of brother/sister drama between Laurie Strode and Michael Myers, Green simply decided to do away with all of that and, in the process, he made the entire story (and Laurie Strode as a character) far less interesting.

Usually I think of this as being a relatively new phenomena but, as I watched 2000’s Godzilla vs. Megaguirus, I realized that reboots that do away with years of continuity are nothing new.  Godzilla vs. Megagurius opens with a narrator literally telling us to forget about all the films that came out after the original Gojira.  And we’re also told to forget about the ending of Gojira because that never happened either.  The Oxygen Destroyer was not used and Tokyo had to be abandoned.  Godzilla survived the end of Gojira and he continues to use Japan as his own personal power source, attacking not only a nuclear reactor but also a plasma reactor.  So, sorry, Mothra.  Sorry, Rodan.  Sorry, all of you fans of Ghidorah.  Sorry everyone who enjoyed the classic Godzilla films.  We’re now in a universe where none of that happened.

That’s not to say that Godzilla vs. Megagurius is a bad film, of course.  The majority of the people who watch these films (and films in general) could hardly care less about continuity.  They want to see a fight between giant monsters and they want to hear Godzilla’s roar and this film provides both of them.  After Japan attempts to destroy Godzilla with a satellite that shoots — I kid you not — miniature black holes, it finds itself being attacked by prehistoric dragonflys.  While Godzilla searches for a new power source, the dragonflys attempt to siphon off Godzilla’s energy for their own uses.  As so often happened with these movies, humanity’s attempt to destroy Godzilla actually leads to far more destruction than if they had just left Godzilla alone.  It turns out that creating miniature black holes and ripping open the time/space continuum is not the solution to all the world’s problems.  It’s the human beings who are ultimately the bigger threat than the giant monsters.

It’s an entertaining film.  The Megagurius is a good monster and a worthy opponent to Godzilla.  Godzilla does what he does best.  The film wiped out a decades worth of continuity but at least it kept the Godzilla roar.  In the end, you can’t silence a good giant monster.

Previous Godzilla Reviews:

  1. Godzilla, King of the Monsters (1958)
  2. Godzilla Raids Again (1958)
  3. King Kong vs Godzilla (1962)
  4. Mothra vs. Godzilla (1964)
  5. Ghidorah: The Three-Headed Monster (1964)
  6. Invasion of the Astro-Monster (1965)
  7. Godzilla vs. The Sea Monster (1966)
  8. Son of Godzilla (1967)
  9. Destroy All Monsters (1968)
  10. All Monsters Attack (1969)
  11. Godzilla vs Hedorah (1971)
  12. Godzilla vs Gigan (1972)
  13. Godzilla vs Megalon (1973)
  14. Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla (1974)
  15. The Terror of Mechagodzilla (1975)
  16. Cozilla (1977)
  17. Godzilla 1985 (1985)
  18. Godzilla vs. Biollante (1989)
  19. Godzilla vs King Ghidorah (1992)
  20. Godzilla vs. Mothra (1992)
  21. Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla 2 (1994)
  22. Godzilla vs SpaceGodzilla (1994)
  23. Godzilla vs. Destoroyah (1995)
  24. Godzilla (1998)
  25. Godzilla 2000 (1999)
  26. Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack (2001)
  27. Godzilla (2014)
  28. Godzilla: Planet of the Monsters (2017)
  29. Godzilla, King of the Monsters (2019)
  30. Godzilla vs Kong (2021)
  31. Godzilla Minus One (2023)

Horror Film Review: Godzilla 2000 (dir by Takao Okawara)


Released in 1999, Godzilla 2000 introduces viewers to The Godzilla Protect Network, a group of people who keep track of Godzilla landfalls and do their best to try to predict where he’ll show up next.  They’re a bit like the storm watchers from Twisters.  The way some people keep an eye on the weather, they keep an eye on everyone’s favorite radioactive lizard.

And it doesn’t take long for Godzilla to show up!  Released a year after Roland Emmerich’s version of Godzilla, Toho used Godzilla 2000 to reclaim the character for themselves and for Japan.  As such, the film waste no time in getting the original Godzilla on screen and allowing him to go on one of his trademark rampages.  Every time that Godzilla breathes radioactive fire and lets loose its trademark shrill cry, it’s as if the film is saying, “Hey, America, this Godzilla!”

As for the plot, it’s not really that important.  A group of scientists discover that an alien spaceship has been buried deep in the ocean for millions of years.  The UFO is reawakened by Godzilla and it turns out that the spirits of the aliens basically want to absorb Godzilla’s regenerative powers so that they can come back to life and conquer the world.  Godzilla doesn’t want to give away his regenerative powers so, naturally, he battles both the UFO and the eventual monsters that the UFO sends out to do its bidding.  Once again, Godzilla is defending humanity, albeit unintentionally.  For the most part, one gets the feeling that Godzilla just wants to be left alone.

Unfortunately, the military wants to destroy Godzilla and they keep getting in his way while he’s tying to battle the aliens.  Seriously, Godzilla is like a wasp.  He won’t destroy you as long as you don’t bother him.  I mean, it’s true that Godzilla had a really bad temper back in the 50s but, for the most part, he just now wants to enjoy his retirement and step on a few cities.  But the humans and the aliens and all the other monsters just won’t leave him alone!

Godzilla 2000 is an entertaining film.  Probably because it was made as a direct rebuke to Emmerich’s film, Godzilla 2000 feels like one of the old school Godzilla films, with the emphasis on Godzilla fighting other monsters while people stand on rooftops and point.  It has a fun retro feel to it.  Basically, with this film, Toho reminded viewers what Godzilla was supposed to be all about.

Previous Godzilla Reviews:

  1. Godzilla, King of the Monsters (1958)
  2. Godzilla Raids Again (1958)
  3. King Kong vs Godzilla (1962)
  4. Mothra vs. Godzilla (1964)
  5. Ghidorah: The Three-Headed Monster (1964)
  6. Invasion of the Astro-Monster (1965)
  7. Godzilla vs. The Sea Monster (1966)
  8. Son of Godzilla (1967)
  9. Destroy All Monsters (1968)
  10. All Monsters Attack (1969)
  11. Godzilla vs Hedorah (1971)
  12. Godzilla vs Gigan (1972)
  13. Godzilla vs Megalon (1973)
  14. Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla (1974)
  15. The Terror of Mechagodzilla (1975)
  16. Cozilla (1977)
  17. Godzilla 1985 (1985)
  18. Godzilla vs. Biollante (1989)
  19. Godzilla vs King Ghidorah (1992)
  20. Godzilla vs. Mothra (1992)
  21. Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla 2 (1994)
  22. Godzilla vs SpaceGodzilla (1994)
  23. Godzilla vs. Destoroyah (1995)
  24. Godzilla (1998)
  25. Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack (2001)
  26. Godzilla (2014)
  27. Godzilla: Planet of the Monsters (2017)
  28. Godzilla, King of the Monsters (2019)
  29. Godzilla vs Kong (2021)
  30. Godzilla Minus One (2023)