Here’s The Trailer For Resident Evil: The Final Chapter!


Supposedly, the next Resident Evil film is going to be the final chapter!

It even says so right in the title…

I don’t believe it for a second.  Resident Evil: The Final Chapter is coming out on January 27th, 2017.  I can guarantee that, by no later than August 10th, 2018, I will be sharing a trailer for Resident Evil: A New Beginning.

But until then, here’s the just released trailer for Resident Evil: The Final Chapter!

Here’s Another (!) Trailer For The Sea of Trees!


You know what?

After all the delays and all the negative reviews, I have become rather obsessed with finally getting the chance to actually see Gus Van Sant’s The Sea of Trees.  At this point, it really is a case of simply having to know if it’s truly as bad as people have been saying since last year.

Well, it looks like I’m finally going to get a chance!  The Sea of Trees finally has a release date here in the States and that date is August 26th!

Here’s the latest trailer for The Sea of Trees:

 

And, finally, here’s the trailer for Ithaca!


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Ithaca is the directorial debut of Meg Ryan, who apparently used to be an actress of some sort.  Ha ha, I’m just kidding!  I know how Meg Ryan was, though it’s easy to forget at times…

Anyway, this appears to be a Tom-Hanks-Wears-Suspenders type of movie.  The whole trailer has Oscar wannabe written all over it but the film is being released in September.  September is technically Oscar season but not at much as November or December.

Anyway, here’s the trailer!  Enjoy it, Middle America!

Here’s the LATEST trailer for Masterminds, that film nobody’s really that interested in seeing!


Remember Masterminds?  It’s the comedy film from Jared Hess that nobody was really that interested in seeing when it was scheduled to be released in 2015.  Of course, as a result of a production company going bankrupt and some other legal stuff, Masterminds wasn’t released in 2015 and nobody really noticed.

Well, apparently, the film is finally going to be released this September!  You may want to see it or you may not.  Myself, I’ll just keep hoping that someone will finally get around to doing a sequel to that movie with Jesse Eisenberg and Danny McBride.

Here’s the latest trailer.

Here’s The Trailer For The Great Wall!


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Oh my God, I just watched the trailer for The Great Wall and it looks like it might actually be a lot of fun!  Monsters are threatening to destroy the Great Wall of China but don’t worry!  Matt Damon’s there and he has a bow and arrow!  Add to that, the film is directed by the great Zhang Yimou and it was written by Max Brooks, the man who wrote World War Z!

Seriously, this looks like a lot of fun to me.

The Great Wall will hit theaters on February 17th, 2017.

 

Here’s the Trailer for Hacksaw Ridge!


 

PCASThe upcoming film, Hacksaw Ridge, tells the story of Desmond Doss.  Doss was an army medic who, during World War II, refused to carry a weapon because of his religious beliefs.  Considering that we currently live in warlike times and even so-called liberals are currently making excuses for all sorts of war mongering, Hacksaw Ridge seems like it could have the potential to be an important film.  It’s due to be release at the height of awards season.

Add to that, it stars Andrew Garfield, who is one of those actors who seems to be destined for an Oscar nomination at some point in his life.  (He might get one this year for his role in Martin Scorsese’s Silence.)  Vince Vaughn, a good actor who could really use a good role at this point in his career, is also in this film.

However, the film is also directed by Mel Gibson and that’s the big question mark, isn’t it?  He’s not a bad director and this seems like his type of subject matter but he’s still Mel Gibson.  Will the same film industry that embraced convicted child molester Victor Salva continue to view Mel Gibson as being a pariah?

We’ll get a chance to see if Hacksaw Ridge lives up to its Oscar contender potential on November 24th!

Here’s the trailer!

The Blair Witch Returns In This Trailer That You May Have Already Seen


So, I’m a little bit late in sharing the trailer for the upcoming film Blair Witch.  But better late than never, right?

Normally, I would be dismissive of this film just because it’s another Blair Witch film.  However, I am cautiously optimistic because Blair Witch was directed by the one and only Adam Wingard!  On the basis of You’re Next and The Guest, I will always be excited to see anything directed by Adam Wingard!

Add to that, Lionsgate deserves a lot of credit for keeping anyone from even knowing this film was even in production until revealing its existence at SDCC last weekend.  That’s the sort of marketing genius that deserves to be rewarded!

Here’s the trailer!

Here’s The Trailer for Split!


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I’ve been reading about this new movie called Split.  It’s about a man who has 23 separate personalities and the three girls who he keeps in the basement.

Here’s the good news: the film stars James McAvoy, who seems like the perfect pick for this type of role.  Anya Taylor-Joy, who was so good in The Witch, is also in it.  The film is directed by M. Night Shyamalan, who made a comeback of sorts with The Visit.

Here’s the bad news: This sounds like exactly the type of storyline that will bring out Shyamalan’s worst tendencies.  I’m going to predict right now that the film is going to end with either the three girls turning out to be figments of McAvoy’s imagination (or maybe manifestations of three of his personalities) or McAvoy turning out to be a figment of someone else’s imagination.  Or maybe Anya Taylor-Joy will turn out to be the one with multiple personalities and the whole movie has just been taking place inside of her head.  You know it’s going to happen.

Add to that, the movie is being released in January of 2017. January is traditionally the time that studios dump their worst films.

Oh well, no need to worry!  The world’s going to end in November regardless.

Anyway, here’s the trailer for the film that none of us will ever get the chance to see!

 

 

Check Out Tom Holland and A Lot Of Snow in The Trailer For Edge of Winter


So, Tom Holland — who was definitely one of the high points of Captain America: Civil War — is destined to become a star next year when the new Spider-Man film is released.  However, before Holland becomes forever associated with the role previously played by Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield, you can catch him in Edge of Winter!

This thriller is due to be released on August 12th and, considering that it is apparently never going to snow in Texas again, I will definitely see it just for the chance to be reminded of what cold weather is like!

Check out the trailer below: