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Teaser Trailer: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2

Posted on by Lisa Marie Bowman

When I went to The Hunger Games on Friday, the last trailer shown before the film started was a 50-second teaser for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2, which, by the way, is like one of the most awkward-sounded movie titles ever.  Not that it matters since everyone’s just going to call it Twilight anyway…

Anyway, with this trailer, the Twilight series continues to equate losing one’s virginity to being turned into a supernatural creature.  Despite the fact that the Hunger Games and Twilight are petty much designed to appeal to the same audiences, this trailer actually inspired some pretty derisive laughter from my audience.  Most of that laughter was directed at poor Kristen Stewart hunting that deer but Edward’s comment regarding both he and Bella being the same temperature also got a reaction.

But you know what?  Everyone laughs at Twilight and then they sneak off and wait in line for 24 hours to see the next movie*.  As for me, I love my freaky, mismatched eyes but I still think it would be fun to have at least one red vampire eye…

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* That’s right.  I said “wait in line…to see the next movie.”  Deal with it, yankee.

A Belated Trailer: Men in Black 3

Posted on by Lisa Marie Bowman

Yes, this trailer has been out there for a while and quite frankly, I’m not expecting this film to be that good (I get the feeling that the best moments are probably in the trailer) but still, I always smile whenever I see the trailer for Men in Black 3.  Why?  Well, there’s really only one reason and it’s not Will Smith being all Will Smith-like.  And, no, it’s not Tommy Lee Jones because, even in the trailer, Jones looks absolutely miserable and ennui-stricken.  And it’s not Jermaine Clement because, while he’s apparently in the film, he’s not in the trailer.

No, for me, this trailer — and probably the entire film — is all about Josh Brolin’s next-to-perfect imitation of Tommy Lee Jones.

Trailer: On The Road

Posted on by Lisa Marie Bowman

Here’s the trailer for the film that will probably end up dominated my twitter timeline when it’s eventually released.  I follow a lot of big Kerouac fans (and I think Big Sur is one of the great American novels) and I’ll be interested to see what they think of the long-delayed film version of On The Road.  For now, I’ll just say that it’s rarely a good sign when the film version of an iconic novel is full of star cameos and I have a hard time imagining the dependably dull Garrett Hedlund as Dean Moriarty.

(Already, I can hear people complaining about the prominence of Kristen Stewart in the film’s trailer….)

Trailer: The Raven

Posted on by Lisa Marie Bowman

When we went to see Haywire earlier tonight, one of the trailers that played before the movie started was for an upcoming horror/mystery film called The Raven.  I have to admit that I have mixed feelings about the trailer.  The idea of Edgar Allan Poe as a detective is one that is either going to be campy fun or else it’s just going to be an annoying gimmick.  To be honest, the trailer leads me to suspect the latter because it definitely has a wannabe Sherlock Holmes feel to it.  That said, I do have some hope for this film if just because it looks like John Cusack is having a lot of fun with this role.  Cusack is one of those “serious” actors who can be very watchable when he’s finally allowed to just cut loose and go totally over the top.

Trailer: Chronicle

Posted on by Lisa Marie Bowman

I have to admit that, even though I thought that Apollo 18 was an underrated movie, I’m still skeptical about the whole “found footage” genre of film.  I could explain why but the fact of the matter is that just about everyone is skeptical about it and we’re all skeptical for pretty much the same reasons.  Still, Chronicle looks like it might be interesting.  Still, you have to wonder who all these people are who, in the face of incoming apocalypse, react by standing in place with a camera.  Me, I’d probably drop the camera and run.

David Fincher’s The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo: Trailer #2

Posted on by Lisa Marie Bowman

Here’s the 2nd trailer for David Fincher’s bastadization rip-off remake version of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.

I’m just going to make just a few general comments:

1) This trailer is obviously a lot more plot-specific than the 1st trailer.  It’s also a lot less interesting.  The snow-filled landscapes still look impressive but the 1st trailer seemed to be fueled by an unstoppable force.  The 2nd trailer seems to be fueled by test groups.

2) I’ve always been honest about how much I loved Noomi Rapace’s performance in the original film.  Rooney Mara has some big shoes to fill.  In the scenes selected for this trailer, she looks like a little girl playing dress up.

3) Not surprisingly Daniel Craig’s Mikael seems to be a much more active and straight forward hero than Michael Nyqvist’s interpretation.  In fact, this trailer could just as easily be for the next James Bond film. 

4) Of course, this would be great if not for the fact that the best thing about both the original novel and the original film was that Lisbeth was nobody’s sidekick.

5) Christopher Plummer.  Again.

And finally,

6) The 1st trailer had a true grindhouse feel to it and that feeling is sadly missing from the 2nd.  Here’s the 1st trailer.  Watch and compare:

Trailer: Underworld: Awakening

Posted on by Lisa Marie Bowman

She’s back…

I’ve got mixed feelings about this one.  I have a total girlcrush on Kate Beckinsale and I support any movie where women get to kick as much ass as the boys.  At the same time, it’s hard not to look at this and think: “Again?”

Still, one thing’s for sure.  It’s got to be better than Dylan Dog: Dead of Night.

Trailer: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows, Part 2

Posted on by Lisa Marie Bowman

At the risk of revealing my inner fangirl, there is nothing — NOTHING, I SAY! — that I am more looking forward to than sitting in a dark theater and watching Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallow, Part 2 on July 15th. 

Let’s just hope that, after this movie comes and goes — Hollywood doesn’t decide to remake the Harry Potter series with Daniel Craig as Harry and Rooney Mara playing Hermione under the direction of David Fincher.

My least favorite trailer

Posted on by Lisa Marie Bowman

For the past month and a half, I haven’t been able to go to the movies without seeing the following trailer for Sanctum.  And I can tell you right now, after seeing this trailer a few dozen times, I have never had less desire to see a movie.

Seriously, when you can even predict every line of dialogue in the trailer, you know that the movie’s either 1) pretty bad, 2) executive produced by James Cameron, or 3) both.

Seriously, isn’t it time for the Mainstream to update the old script-o-matic?