Warlock literally stops traffic in today’s music video of the day!
Mark Rezyka also directed videos for KISS, RATT, Spinal Tap, Testament, Nelson, Firehouse, Winger, Vixen, and just about everyone who was anyone in the 80s.
Enjoy!
Warlock literally stops traffic in today’s music video of the day!
Mark Rezyka also directed videos for KISS, RATT, Spinal Tap, Testament, Nelson, Firehouse, Winger, Vixen, and just about everyone who was anyone in the 80s.
Enjoy!
Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Wednesdays, I will be reviewing Monsters, which aired in syndication from 1988 to 1991. The entire show is streaming on Tubi.
This week, the lizard are leaping!
Episode 1.8 “Sleeping Dragon”
(Dir by Mark Rezyka, originally aired on December 10th, 1988)
Outside of Reno, Nevada, a stone capsule is found. Professor Merrick (Kin Shriner) believes that the capsule is from the prehistoric era and that it might prove his theory that there was a highly-developed society on Earth before the rise of human beings. Merrick brings the capsule to a lab that is located high in the mountains.
While a snow storm rages outside, Merrick and his colleagues, Jeffrey (Russell Johnson) and Jeffrey’s daughter Lisa (Beth Toussaint), examine the capsule. Jeffrey is skeptical of Merrick’s theories while Lisa thinks that the rock could actually be some sort of time capsule that was buried centuries ago. When the three of them leave the lab to get a Geiger counter and some more tools to try to pry the capsule open, a humanoid lizard (Wayne Toth) emerges from the stone.
The Lizard is not a friendly visitor and soon, he’s attacking anyone foolish enough to get close to him. The surviving humans know that he have to find a way to stop the lizard but how do you stop something that you can’t understand? With the blizzard raging outside, no one is leaving the lab until the battle between lizard and human is resolved.
This episode of Monsters had potential but it suffered because of its short runtime. If the episode had a bit more time to emphasis the claustrophobia of the lab and to also allow a bit more suspense as the Lizard tracked down the scientists, it would have been far more effective. As it is, the whole thing felt a bit rushed.
There are two things that I did like about this episode.
First off, it’s a huge plot point that the lab’s phone is dead, which means that the scientists can’t call for help. The scientists assume that the phone is dead either because of the blizzard or because of the Lizard but, in reality, the phone isn’t dead at all. It’s just that Lisa, while stumbling around the office, accidentally unplugged the phone and no one noticed until they actually tried to make a call. That felt like a realistic mistake that one might make while under pressure and it also encouraged the viewer to question whether or not the humans were actually smart enough to survive their lizard encounter.
The second thing that worked about this episode is that lizard man really was frightening. It helped that he stayed in the shadows for most of the episode and, when he did appeared, he moved quickly enough that you really didn’t notice that he was essentially a guy in a rubber suit. He was an effective monster and, in the end, that’s what really matters when it comes to a show like this.
Next week, we’ve got another vampire story!
Warlock literally stops traffic in today’s music video of the day!
Mark Rezyka also directed videos for KISS, RATT, Spinal Tap, Testament, Nelson, Firehouse, Winger, Vixen, and just about everyone who was anyone in the 80s.
Enjoy!
Today’s music video of the day is for Quiet Riot’s cover of a song by Slade. The song begins in an emergency room and makes the argument that loud, head-banging music is the best medicine.
Director Mark Rezyka directed videos for several bands during the 80s and 90s, as well as working in television, directing episodes of both The Hitchhiker and Monsters. He directed videos for KISS, Gary Morris, Ratt, Lita Ford, Spinal Tap, Dillinger, Survivor, Cinderella, Helloween, Testament, Foreigner, Winger, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, Johnny Crash, Vixen, Lindsey Buckingham, Whitesnake, Rene & Angela, Cheap Trick, and others.
Enjoy!
Tomorrow is the first day of October and traditionally, the first day of the horror season. I am going to try to keep things centered on that theme as far as the site’s music videos of the day go.
For instance, what could be scarier than Kip Winger singing about banging groupies? How about banging underage groupies? Technically, as Kip always points out whenever anyone asks him about this song, seventeen is the age of consent in many states but the lyrics of Seventeen suggest that it might not have just been the law that was after Winger. “Daddy says she’s too young, but she’s old enough for me,” Winger sings while grinning at the camera.
Let’s take a moment to remember Lars Ulrich throwing darts at a picture of Kip Winger.

God knows Metallica has done some embarrassing things but at least they’ve never turned into Winger.
In a 2014 interview with Songfacts, Kip said, “”Look, seventeen was legal in Colorado, so I didn’t even get the joke, dude. I didn’t get it. And then it hit and every seventeen-year-old girl in the United States thought that song was about her.”
Sure they did, Kip.
The video is made up of close-ups of the band playing (while being illuminated with purple light for some reason) and shots of the girl who is only seventeen but looks like she’s closer to 40. Both the song and the video were a hit, procing that 1988 was a different time. Just imagine the reaction if a band released that song today.
If the song did come out today, we all know who would be on twitter, defending Seventeen and saying that we just weren’t getting the joke.
As for the subject of the song, she is 53 now and probably tells everyone that Nirvana was the first band she ever loved.
As Butt-Head once put it, while watching this very video, “His teeth are whiter than white.”
As far as commercial success goes, Winger had a brief but good run in the late 80s. Then grunge came along and the musical landscape changed for the better. Winger later found fame as the favorite band of Stewart Stevenson on Beavis and Butt-Head. It was rumored that Winger became Stewart’s favorite band after Kip Winger complained about his videos being criticized by Beavis and Butt-Head. It’s always better to laugh at yourself than to complain because being associated with Stewart is what really robbed Winger of whatever credibility they had. Of course, it didn’t help that Lars Ulrich was seen throwing darts at Kip Winger’s face in the video for Nothing Else Matters.
This video is typical Winger stuff. Kip sings that he’s headed for a heartbreak and you don’t believe him for a minute.
Enjoy!
Today’s music video of the day comes from 1985, the year when anyone with big hair could be a rock star.
It starts with two women running down a hallway in Philadelphia. Are they excited to see Cinderella, the generic glam rock band that had a few hits in the 80s just to be washed away, as so many similar bands were, by the arrival of grunge?
No, of course not!
The girls are excited because they’ve heard that Jon Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora are in the building! Bon Jovi and Sambora’s cameos are significant because Jon Bon Jovi was the person who initially discovered Cinderella and convinced PolyGram Records to sign them. So, basically, this is all Bon Jovi’s fault.
To be honest, this video would probably be totally forgotten if not for it’s appearance on an episode of Beavis and Butthead:
Enjoy!
HELLOWEEN is the Band
HALLOWEEN is the Song
Anyone who confuses the two shall be turned into a Great Big Pumpkin.
I don’t own the 1987 cassette album that this song was on, but that’s what a YouTube commenter said is on it, and YouTube comments have never mislead me before. I tried to look it up, but it only lead me to a “Christian” website about the evils of Halloween. They even include that clip from The Pagan Invasion series that the general consensus says is just a guy reciting the plot to Hack-O-Lantern/Halloween Night (1988) as if it were his own experience.
I had no idea this band or song existed till I stumbled upon it in director Mark Rezyka’s filmography. He is the one who brought us the music video for Quiet Riot’s Bang Your Head (Metal Health). They are a German power metal band, not to be confused with the band Halloween from Detroit, Michigan. The band appears to have recognized that YouTube was a good thing for them as far back as 2006. This music video is on the official Helloween YouTube channel and was posted on August 14th, 2006.
I like that it references Charlie Brown, Linus, and The Great Pumpkin. Oh, and the opening line is “Masquerade, masquerade”, no matter how much it sounds like “Masturbate, masturbate.” It doesn’t help that misheard lyric when director Mark Rezyka is the one who also brought us the music video for Quiet Riot’s Cum On Feel The Noize.
Enjoy!
I used up all my juices yesterday writing about Nirvana’s Heart-Shaped Box. I’m sure that “Metal Health” can drive you mad, but apparently looking at a bunch of music videos composed of loads of symbolism, surrealism, metaphors, and more can cause you to wind up with a migraine headache. With that in mind, I only have a couple of things to say.
According to Wikipedia, the music video was filmed in the Walt Disney Modular Theater and hallways of the California Institute of the Arts using students as extras. Walt Disney and a song about headbanging. I love connections.
It was filmed by Mark Rezyka who made about 50 or so music videos in the 80s. They seem to be primarily heavy metal and hard rock. He also happened to direct Billy Bob Thornton’s second movie called South of Reno (1988).
Patricia Friedman produced the music video. She seems to have at least produced around 20 music videos such as Weird Science by Oingo Boingo and Pretty In Pink by The Psychedelic Furs. Just like Rezyka, she appears to have continued to stay in the field of music, but moved on to music documentaries and concert films. She actually has a bio on mvdbase with more information about her work.
Enjoy!