Retro Television Review: Decoy 1.11 “Two Days To Kill”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Thursdays, I will be reviewing Decoy, which aired in Syndication in 1957 and 1958.  The show can be viewed on Tubi!

This week’s episode is really, really good!

Episode 1.11 “Two Days To Kill”

(Dir by Stuart Rosenberg, originally aired on December 23rd, 1957)

Selma Richmond (played by a young Diane Ladd!) is the girlfriend of gangster Johnny Troy (Michael Strong).  Johnny is about to go on trial and Selma’s testimony about his crimes is the key piece of evidence against him.  Knowing that Johnny wants Selma dead, the police put her up in an apartment.  Casey is assigned to protect her.

At first, Casey and Selma seem to become unlikely friends.  Selma is flighty and obsessed with Hollywood.  Even though she’s testifying against him, she claims that Johnny is just misunderstood.  Casey, taking some sympathy on her, tells Selma about the man that she loved.  For the first time, we learn something about Casey’s background.  We learn that her husband was a cop and he died in a shoot out.  It’s a surprising moment and one that’s poignantly played by Beverly Garland.  (The camera closes in on her face while she slowly smokes a cigarette.)  Not only does it help us understand why Casey sometimes to seems to be emotionally detached but it also shows the friendship between the two women.  Casey doesn’t open up for many people but she does for Selma.

However, that friendship ends when Selma realizes that Johnny will be facing the death penalty.  Selma manages to sneak a letter Johnny, letting him know where she’s being held.  Johnny shows up at the apartment, carrying a knife.  Casey is waiting for him with her gun drawn.  During the stand-off, Johnny tells Selma that he loves her and Selma believes it.  The Johnny uses his foot to unplug the apartment’s lamp.  In the darkness, he lunges at Selma and Casey opens fire, killing Johnny.  Selma’s response is to shout, “I bet you’re glad you killed him!”

This was an outstanding episode.  Director Stuart Rosenberg, taking over from Teddy Sallis, makes good use of the gritty New York locations.  Each scene is lit like a film noir, with Johnny literally emerging from the shadows at one point.  Rosenberg also gets excellent performances from both Ladd and Garland.  This was a strong episode and the best of the series so far.

The TSL’s Grindhouse: Revenge of the Ninja (dir by Sam Firstenberg)


After his wife and most his family is murdered by a rival clan, ninja Cho Osaki (Sho Kosugi) leaves Japan for the United States.  Not only is he leaving his home country but he’s also abandoning his ninja heritage.  As he explains to his mother (Grace Oshita), he no longer has any use for the violent old ways.  From now on, he just wants to sell dolls!

In America, Cho prospers and his mother continues to teach Cho’s young son, Kane (Kane Kosugi), how to defend himself.  When Kane is confronted by a bunch of bullies while walking home from school, he kicks their asses while his grandmother watches approvingly.  GO, KANE!  Seriously, there’s nothing wrong with a movie that opens with a bunch of obnoxious 11 year-olds getting beaten up by a 9 year-old.

Cho has found success opening art galleries and selling dolls.  He’s proven that he doesn’t need to be an elite assassin in order to be happy.  However, Cho’s mother doesn’t trust Cho’s business partner, Braden (Arthur Roberts).  She says that there’s something obviously evil about Braden but Cho doesn’t agree.  Well, it turns out that mom’s right!  Braden is evil.  He’s using the dolls to smuggle heroin into the country!  When the local mob boss (Mario Gallo) refuses to agree to Braden’s terms, Braden decides to wage war on the Mafia. It turns out that Braden is a ninja himself!

When members of the Mafia turning up dead in weird ways, the police bring in a local martial arts instructor named Dave (Keith Vitali).  Confused by the murders, Dave decides to consult with a friend of his to determine whether or not a ninja could be responsible.  That friend just happens to turn out to be Cho, who confirms that there is obviously a ninja in America but who also refuses to fight that ninja because Cho has abandoned the violence of the past and, as he explains it, he’s got a new art gallery opening soon.  Of course, what Cho doesn’t know is that the ninja is his own business partner….

The 1983 film Revenge of the Ninja has an overly complicated plot but the story that it tells is relatively simple.  Cho is done being a ninja.  Then, his family and his girlfriend Cathy (Ashley Ferrare) end up getting caught in the middle of a turf war between Braden and the Mafia and Cho is forced to break his pledge to lead a life of non-violence.  Revenge of the Ninja was produced by Cannon films.  It was preceded by Enter the Ninja, which featured Kosugi as a villain who fought Franco Nero, and it was followed by Ninja III: The Domination, in which Kosugi played a ninja assassin whose spirit ended up possessing a young aerobics instructor.  Of the three Cannon Ninja films, Revenge of the Ninja is the least interesting, as it doesn’t feature a star as charismatic as Franco Nero or a plot twist as wild as an aerobics instructor getting possessed.  Revenge of the Ninja does, however, feature several exciting fight scenes and Sho Kosugi’s athletic prowess goes a long way to making up for the fact that he’s not a particularly expressive actor.  Fans of low-budget but kinetic martial arts action should get a kick and a punch out of Revenge of the Ninja.

Finally, Revenge of the Ninja may not be the best ninja film ever made but it is a Cannon Film and therefore, it’s worth watching.