Lisa Marie’s Week In Review: 6/3/24 — 6/9/24


Down here in Texas, the power came back on Sunday and this week has largely been about cleaning up the inevitable messes that come along with being cut off from the world for six days.  This week, I already wrote about the funk that I was struggling to break free from and, as you can see by comparing this week to previous weeks, The Texas Branch of TSL is still in the process of getting back to full strength.  

Fear not — we’ll get there!  As of now, Retro Television Reviews and, hopefully, all of our other regular features are scheduled to return on June 16th.  Hopefully, by that time, my mood will be back to normal and the city will have finally picked up all of the tree limbs that we have piled up in front of the house.  Here’s hoping!

And here’s what I watched this week:

Films I Watched:

  1. Danger Zone (1951)
  2. Degrassi: Don’t Look Back (2015)
  3. Gaslit By My Husband: The Morgan Metzer Story (2024)
  4. Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)
  5. Immortal Combat (1994)
  6. The Lair of the White Worm (1988)
  7. Roommate Regret (2024)
  8. Trancers II: The Return of Jack Deth (1991)

Television Shows I Watched:

  1. Degrassi: The Next Generation
  2. From Inmate to Roommate
  3. Happy Hour
  4. The Midnight Special

Music To Which I Listened:

  1. Adi Ulmansky
  2. Britney Spears
  3. The Chemical Brothers
  4. ELO
  5. Goblin
  6. Saint Motel
  7. X

Live Tweets:

  1. Immortal Combat
  2. The Lair of the White Worm
  3. Trancers II
  4. Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II

Trailers:

  1. Alien: Romulus
  2. MaXXXine
  3. Oddity

Links From Last Week:

  1. Bravo To “The Kelly Clarkson Show” For Your Latest Emmy Wins! Here’s A Look At This Year’s Awards!
  2. I Had A Conversation Last Year….

Links From The Site:

  1. I reviewed The Glass House and shared my week in television!
  2. Erin shared the covers of Prison Life Stories and some D-Day images!
  3. Erin shared Golden Girl, D-Day, Six-Gun Western, Ranch Romances, and Black Mask!

More From Us:

  1. At her photography site, Erin shared Life Saver, Fly The Flag, and Wagon!

Click here for last week!

Retro Television Review: The Glass House (dir by Tom Gries)


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sundays, I will be reviewing the made-for-television movies that used to be a primetime mainstay.  Today’s film is 1972’s The Glass House!  It  can be viewed on YouTube.

The Glass House starts with three men arriving at a location that will define the next few months of their lives.

Brian Courtland (Clu Gulager) is a veteran of the Vietnam War.  He spent part of his service working as a guard in the brig.  Now that he’s back in the United States and in need of a regular paycheck, he has gotten a job working as a prison guard.  Courtland is not naive about where he’s going to be working or who he is going to be working with.  But he is an idealist, one who tries to treat everyone fairly and who hopes that he will be able to do some sort of good in his new position.

Alan (Kristoffer Tabori) is a young man who has been arrested for selling marijuana.  He is quiet and just hoping to serve his time and then get on with his life.  His fellow prisoners have different plans for him.

Finally, Jonathan Paige (Alan Alda) is a liberal professor who, in a moment of rage, accidentally killed a man in a fight.  Convicted of manslaughter, Paige enters the prison in a daze and cannot stop flashing back to the one moment that changed his life forever.  Paige is assigned to work in the pharmacy, where he meets a prisoner-turned-activist named Lennox (Billy Dee Williams).  Paige struggles to retain his humanity despite the harsh conditions.

All three of the men find themselves having to deal with the attentions of Hugo Slocum (Vic Morrow), the predatory “king” of the prison.  Slocum expects Paige to help him run drugs though the the pharmacy.  Slocum preys on Alan and sends his gang to punish him when Alan refuses Slocum’s advances.  And Slocum expects that Courtland will just be another corrupt guard who agrees to look the other way when it comes to Slocum’s activities.  Courtland, however, turns out to have more integrity than anyone was expecting.

The Glass House opens with a title card, informing the viewer that the film was shot at an actual prison and that the majority of the people in the film were actual prisoners.  Not surprisingly, The Glass House does feel authentic in a way that a lot of other films about incarceration does not.  The prison is claustrophobic and dirty, with every crack in the wall reminding the prisoners and the viewer that no one cares about what happens there.  The extras have the blank look of men who understand that showing any emotion will be taken a sign of a weakness.  Made in 1972, at a time when America was still struggling to integrate, The Glass House takes place in an almost totally segregated world.  The black prisoners stick together.  The white prisoners stick together.  Everyone understands that’s the way that it will always be and, as we see by the end of the film, that’s the way the guards and the warden (Dean Jagger) prefer it because that means almost any incident can be written off as a being “a race riot.”

The real actors amongst the population do a good job of blending into the surroundings.  Alda, Williams, and Tabori all give good performance while Vic Morrow is truly menacing in the role of the vicious Slocum.  Slocum may not be particularly bright but, because he has no conscience, he is uniquely suited to thrive in a world with no morality.  The film’s best performance comes from Clu Gulager, who does a great job of portraying Courtland’s growing disgust with how the system works.

Though it’s over 50 years old, The Glass House is a still a powerful look at life on the fringes.  Society, for the most part, doesn’t really care much about what happens to the incarcerated.  This film makes a strong case that we probably should.  One is left with little doubt that, even if relatively harmless prisoners like Paige and Campbell survive being locked up with men like Slocum, they’ll still be incapable of returning to the “real world” afterwards.  The viewer, like Brian Courtland, is left to wonder how much corruption can be tolerated before enough is enough.

Lisa Marie’s Week In Television: 6/2/24 — 6/8/24


Ugh.  We got our power back on Sunday but this week still kind of sucked for me.  I’ve just been in a funk, as you can probably tell by how little I’ve posted over the past few days.  Going a week without power really threw me off of my rhythm.  Even with the return of the lights, there’s been a lot of cleaning up to do, around both the house and the neighborhood.  For that reason, I’ve put a lot of my regular posts on a temporary hiatus.  My regular Retro Television Reviews, for instance, will return on June 17th.

So, I guess my point is — don’t give up on me!  I’m in a funk right now but it happens and I’ll snap out of it, definitely sooner than later.

As far what I watched on television this week:

Degrassi: The Next Generation (Pluto TV)

I’ve watched only one show this week but I also watched 14 seasons of it.  It takes a total of 7 and a half days to binge the entirety of Degrassi: The Next Generation.  When the lights came on, Pluto was showing the very first episode, in which Emma ran afoul an online stalker and, as I write this, Pluto is approaching the final episodes, in which Tristan and Miles took the title of the worst Degrassi couple ever.

For the last seven days, I have been binging Degrassi.  I haven’t rewatched every episode, of course.  I’ve had to sleep.  I’ve had to take care of my day-to-day responsibilities.  But, when I needed to relax, I sat down on the living room couch and watched Degrassi.  I reexperienced everything from Manny’s pregnancy to Craig’s breakdown to Ellie’s cutting to Jimmy’s shooting to Spinner …. well, acting like Spinner.  Unfortunately, the show itself became a bit less interesting as the old cast left and the new students enrolled.  (I’ve never been able to bring myself to care about Connor.)  Later seasons of the show got a bit preachy and it was hard not to get annoyed by the fact that everyone was apparently in a band.  (House arrest …. house arrest…. really gets stuck in your head.)

Still, revisiting this show helped to call my nerves during an otherwise stressful week.  Thank you, Degrassi and Pluto!

From Inmate to Roommate (A&E)

I watched two episodes of this new reality show on Saturday.  The show follows ex-cons as they leave prison and move in with people who have never been to prison.  The two episodes were actually interesting, just because of the contrast between the former prisoners and their new roommates.  None of the convicts really seem like they benefitted from being in prison.  My personal favorite moment was when the leftist, justice reform activist discovered that his new former inmate roommate had no interest spending his first day of freedom at a political protest.

Happy Hour (YouTube)

I watched an episode of this silly 90s game show on Saturday.  Dweezil and Ahmet Zappa hosted.  Among the celebrities in the competition: Adam West, Vivica A. Fox, Kathy Griffin, Diedrich Bader, and Taylor Dane.  The show provided several excuses for Dweezil and Ahmet to perform.  Dweezil was (and is) obviously a great guitarist, even when performing on a show as silly as this one.  As a vocalist, Ahmet …. well, Ahmet tried really hard.

Midnight Special (YouTube)

I watched an episode of this old variety show on Friday night.  The episode was from 1973 and featured some mellow music and the comedy stylings of Fred Willard (amongst others).  In fact, the whole thing was almost too mellow for me.  I like loud music to which you can dance.  Paul Williams showed up and talked about his role in the upcoming film, Battle for the Planet of the Apes.  He really didn’t do a very good job selling the movie.

Live Tweet Alert: Watch Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II With #ScarySocial!


As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in a few weekly live tweets on twitter.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We tweet our way through it.

Tonight, for #ScarySocial, I will be hosting 1987’s Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II!

If you want to join us on Saturday night, just hop onto twitter, start the film at 9 pm et, and use the #ScarySocial hashtag!  The film is available on Prime, Tubi, and a host of other streaming sites!  I’ll be there co-hosting and I imagine some other members of the TSL Crew will be there as well.  It’s a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy.

Live Tweet Alert: Join #FridayNightFlix For Trancers II!


As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in a few weekly live tweets on Twitter and Mastodon.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We tweet our way through it.

Tonight, at 10 pm et, we’ve got 1991’s Trancers II!

If you want to join us this Friday, just hop onto twitter, start the movie at 10 pm et, and use the #FridayNightFlix hashtag!  It’s a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy.

Trancers II is available on Prime!  See you there!

Monday Live Tweet Alert: Join us for Immortal Combat and Lair of the White Worm!


As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in hosting a few weekly live tweets on twitter and occasionally Mastodon.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of Mastodon’s #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We snark our way through it.

Tonight, for #MondayActionMovie, the film will be 1994’s Immortal Combat, selected and hosted by Sweet Emmy Cat!

Following #MondayActionMovie, Brad and Sierra will be hosting the #MondayMuggers live tweet.  We will be watching The Lair of the White Worm!

It should make for a night of fun viewing and I invite all of you to join in.  If you want to join the live tweets, just hop onto Mastodon, pull up Immortal Combat on YouTube, start the movie at 8 pm et, and use the #MondayActionMovie hashtag!  Then, at 10 pm et, switch over to Twitter and Prime, start The Lair of the White Worm, and use the #MondayMuggers hashtag!  The live tweet community is a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy. 

Lisa Marie’s Week In Review: 5/27/24 — 6/2/24


(Our power is back!  Jeff, Erin, and I went out to dinner tonight and, when we returned to the house around 8:00, all of the lights were on!  I was so happy that I yelled for joy and then did a little jump and twirl in front of the house!  It might take a few days to get back into the regular posting habit — Retro TV Reviews might take another week off — but still, we are back!  I’m currently watching Degrassi on Pluto TV and thinking about how much cleaning we’re going to be doing tomorrow.

Below is what I wrote at 9 this morning while taking advantage of the free wifi at a nearby McDonald’s.  I scheduled it because I wasn’t expecting the power to be back today.  It provides an honest look at how I was feeling for most of today!)

6 days — six! — without power and it doesn’t appear that the situation is going to change soon.  Slowing down work is that it keeps raining.  I understand that but I’m still not happy.  No lights.  No AC.  I’ve had to toss out a ton of food.  Last night, I did my laundry at a freaking laundromat.  Meeting a stranger while washing your thongs is cute in romantic comedies but considerably less so in real life.

Disasters bring out everyone’s true character.  Erin is checking on our elderly neighbors.  Jeff has been helping people clear fallen tree branches out of their yards.  Case and Leonard have stepped up to keep the site active during our absence.

And I’ve been kvetching for six days.

Hopefully, the Texas Branch of TSL will be back soon!

(Want to see what I did last week,  when we had power?  Click here!)