My Official 2023 Oscar Predictions


It’s no guts, no glory time!  (This phrase was coined, as far as it relates to the Oscars, by Sasha Stone of Awards Daily.  We all use the phrase but, too often, we don’t give proper credit to the person who started the trend.)  Below you’ll find my official predictions for who and what will win when the Oscars are handed out later tonight.

(Actually, this year didn’t require much in the way of guts.  All of the winners seem to be pretty obvious at this point.)

Best Picture: Oppenheimer

Best Director: Christopher Nolan, Oppenheimer

Best Actress: Lily Gladstone, Killers of the Flower Moon

Best Actor: Cillian Murphy, Oppenheimer

Best Supporting Actress: Da’Vine Joy Randolph, The Holdovers

Best Supporting Actor: Robert Downey, Jr., Oppenheimer

Best Adapted Screenplay: Barbie

Best Original Screenplay: Past Lives

Best Cinematography: Oppenheimer

Best Costume Design: Poor Things

Best Film Editing: Oppenheimer

Best Make-Up and Hair-Styling: Maestro

Best Production Design: Poor Things

Best Score: Killers of the Flower Moon

Best Song: “I’m Ken” from Barbie

Best Sound: Oppenheimer

Best Visual Effects: Godzilla Minus One

Best Animated Feature: Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse

Best Documentary Feature: 20 Days In Mariupol

Best International Film: The Zone of Interest

Best Animated Short: Our Uniform

Best Documentary Short: The Barber of Little Rock

Best Live Action Short: The Wonderful World of Henry Sugar

We’ll see how right (or wrong) I am in just a few more hours!

Scenes That I Love: Chuck Norris Takes On A Bar In Silent Rage


Today is not just Oscar Sunday!  It’s also Chuck Norris’s 84th birthday!

In honor of the birthday of the toughest man alive, here’s a scene that we love from 1982’s Silent Rage.  Watch as a bunch of bikers learn that no one should mess with Chuck!

Welcome To Oscar Sunday!


Oscar, in happier times

Welcome to Oscar Sunday!

Today is practically a holiday for me.  As someone who loves movies and who also loves award shows, the Oscar Ceremony is an important annual event.  I really don’t feel like the previous year is over until the Oscars have been handed out.  For me, I won’t truly be able to move on from 2023 and really plunge into 2024 until the award for Best Picture is handed out.

It’s true that the Oscars are not what they once were.  There have been some truly abysmal recent Oscar ceremonies and the show’s declining ratings are a testament to the fact that the Oscars are not quite the cultural phenomena that they once were.  There’s less glamour in Hollywood and the annual ceremony sometimes seems to alternate between trying too hard or not trying hard enough to keep up with the times.  The last few ceremonies have mostly been memorable for how the people screwed up, like when La La Land was declared Best Picture or Steven Soderbergh tried to turn the ceremony into a terrible Ocean’s sequel.  People may not remember all of the winners but they will always remember Will Smith self-destructing while the cameras rolled.

And I don’t really have high hopes for this ceremony.  Yes, the ratings should see an improvement.  The mix of Barbie and Oppenheimer will provide the show with a boost.  But host Jimmy Kimmel has always been hit or miss and I don’t think anyone is looking forward to the inevitable lecturing that seems to go with shows like this.  I hope we’ll be spared any of the “Celebrities Are Just Like Us” stuff that was so popular just a few years ago.  I don’t want to see Hollywood celebrities invading a movie theater.  I don’t want the host forcing people to buy cookies from his children.  Personally, I think it’s hilarious that the Oscar selfie had to be memory-holed because Kevin Spacey managed to sneak into the background.  (And, of course, Ellen is no longer quite the beloved figure she used to be.)

But, for all the bad things, there’s also the good moments that make it worth it.  Last year, the Daniels were a bit insufferable but Ke Huy Quan gave a beautiful acceptance speech.  The year before that, Will Smith acted like an ass but CODA‘s victory proved that there was a place for a small, heartfelt film.  Steven Soderbergh’s Oscars were a mess but it was a fascinating mess, a true example of what happens when a major talent takes a silly assignment too seriously.  The Oscars, in the end, are meant to be fun.  We cheer when our favorites win and we get mad when they lose.  We watch for the good acceptance speeches but we also watch for the regrettable ones.  The Oscars and Oscar Sunday are still a part of our pop culture and they’re something that I look forward to every year.

And, of course, we’ll be celebrating Oscar Sunday all day here at the Shattered Lens!  So, fasten your seat belts.  It might be a bumpy ride but the destination will be worth it.

Live Tweet Alert: Watch The Children With #ScarySocial!


 

As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in a few weekly live tweets on twitter.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We tweet our way through it.

Tonight, for #ScarySocial, I will be hosting 1980’s The Children!

If you want to join us on Saturday night, just hop onto twitter, start the film at 9 pm et, and use the #ScarySocial hashtag!  The film is available on Prime!  I’ll be there co-hosting and I imagine some other members of the TSL Crew will be there as well.  It’s a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy.

Live Tweet Alert: Join #FridayNightFlix For The Long Riders!


As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in a few weekly live tweets on Twitter and Mastodon.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We tweet our way through it.

Tonight, at 10 pm et, we’ve got Walter Hill’s western classic, 1980’s The Long Riders!

If you want to join us this Friday, just hop onto twitter, start the movie at 10 pm et, and use the #FridayNightFlix hashtag!  It’s a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy.

The Long Riders is available on Prime and Tubi!  See you there!

Here’s The Trailer For Late Night With The Devil


This looks like fun!

Coming soon to Shudder, Late Night With The Devil takes place in 1977, on a night in which a television broadcast brings evil into the world.  Before anyone asks, The Brady Bunch Variety Hour did air in 1977 but it started in 1976.  So, as tempting as it is to speculate, I think the two events were unrelated.

Here’s the trailer for Late Night With The Devil!

The Trailer For The Wild Robot Brightens My Day


Oh …. hi, everyone!

I know that things have been unusually quiet here on the Shattered Lens today.  I wish I could say that was because I was busy watching movies but the truth of the matter is that I had a doctor’s appointment today that involved bloodwork and other needles and have I mentioned that I am neither a fan of needles in general or the sight of my own blood being extracted from my body?  And, of course, the doctor’s office was super crowded, the doctor kept getting called away from me, and I spent what seemed like hours shivering in a cold exam room.

Yeah, it’s been that type of day.

After finally finishing up with my doctor, I went to vote in the Texas primaries and I got stuck in line behind a first-time voter who was freaking out because he had left his list of who to vote for out in his car.  It bothered me that all of the poll workers made such a big deal about him being a first-time voter when he wasn’t even smart enough to memorize who he was going to vote for.  Add to that, I think he may have actually been voting in the wrong party’s primary because I just got the feeling he and I were probably on opposite sides of the fence politically.  I’m not really a fan of early voting but I do think, in the future, I should get the vote early while everyone else has to do it on election day.

Then, I tried to get a quick dinner from Panda Express but I got stuck in the drive-through behind a police car and I had to sit there and listen as the vehicle’s inhabitants used their slow, dry-as-sandpaper “cop voices” to order their food.  The only thing that kept me from honking at them for taking so long was the fact that they were cops and I assume they would have arrested me for disturbing the peace.

And then I got home, curled up on the couch, passed out, and, since finally waking back up, I have accomplished nothing.  I have so much to watch and I’m running out of time to do it and it’s very frustrating.

ANYWAY, ONE OF THOSE DAYS!

But it doesn’t matter because you know what?  The trailer for The Wild Robot is so wonderful that I’m sitting here with my spirit brightened and a smile on my face.  Seriously, the trailer has totally brightened my day and I can’t wait until the film comes out in September.  Watch the trailer below:

Monday Live Tweet Alert: Join Us For Marked Man and Eye See You!


As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in hosting a few weekly live tweets on twitter and occasion ally Mastodon.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of Mastodon’s #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We snark our way through it.

Tonight, for #MondayActionMovie, the film will be 1996’s Marked Man!  Selected and hosted by Rev. Magdalen, this movie stars Rowdy Roddy Piper!  So, you know it has to be good!

Following #MondayActionMovie, Brad and Sierra will be hosting the #MondayMuggers live tweet.  We will be watching 2002’s Eye See You!  This one stars Sylvester Stallone so you know it has to be …. well, you get the idea.

It should make for a night of fun viewing and I invite all of you to join in.  If you want to join the live tweets, just hop onto Mastodon, pull up Marked Man on YouTube, start the movie at 8 pm et, and use the #MondayActionMovie hashtag!  Then, at 10 pm et, switch over to Twitter, check the hashtag for the link to the movie and then start Eye See You, and use the #MondayMuggers hashtag!  The live tweet community is a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy.   

Scenes That I Love: Lord Humongous Arrives in Mad Max 2


Today, we wish filmmaker George Miller a happy birthday!

Today’s scene that I love comes from 1983’s Mad Max 2 (a.k.a. The Road Warrior).  In the scene, Lord Humongous and his followers arrive at a compound.  Humongous and his followers are both ludicrous and menacing at the same time.  While watching this scene, Miller makes sure that the viewer knows that, even if Humongous’s followers are a little bit daft, Humongous himself is truly dangerous.

Incidentally, when Mad Max 2 was in the pre-production stages, one idea was that Max would discover that, underneath the mask, was his old partner from the first film, Jim Goose!  Miller says that idea was abandoned but, just as I imagine Immortan Joe was actually Toecutter grown up, I also always assume that Humongous was the formerly cheerful Jim Goose.