In case you missed it, it is currently Shark Week on the SyFy network.  (Or, as theSnarkalecs and I like to call it, Snark Week!)  Sharknado 4 will be premiering on Sunday and, in honor of that historic event, SyFy has devoted this week to broadcasting some of their trademark original movies.  Along with showing such classics as Jersey Shore Shark Attack and Zombie Shark,  SyFy is also premiering several new shark films.

The first of those films premiered last night.  And its name was ….

ATOMIC SHARK!!!!

Seriously, that’s a great name!  In a few of my Lifetime reviews, I’ve pointed out that there is an art to picking the perfect title for a Lifetime film.  Well, the same is true for a SyFy film.  A title like Atomic Shark tells the audience everything that they need to know.  On the simplest level, it lets the viewers know that the film is about a shark and that the shark is, in some way, atomic.  But even beyond that, a title like Atomic Shark announces, “This is going to be a fun movie!  Sit back, relax, and don’t worry too much about the specifics.  Just enjoy yourself.”

As I watched the movie last night, I saw a few people on twitter worrying about things like whether or not a shark could actually become atomic or whether the characters were acting like logical human beings.  Those people were missing the entire point of the film.  Seriously, you have to be the world’s biggest douchebag to actually nitpick a film that has a title like Atomic Shark.

The film takes place on the San Diego shoreline.  At first, it seems like a normal (if rather overcast) day at the beach.  Men in speedos.  Women in bikinis.  Lifeguards on duty.  Jeff Fahey steering a motor boat and barely noticing when a water skier is suddenly devoured by a glowing shark.  A kid pretending to drown, just so he can get some mouth-to-mouth.

And then there’s the drones.  There are drones flying up and down this beach.  The majority of them are lifeguard drones, which are used to deliver life vests to people drowning out in the middle of the ocean.  However, there are also a few drones being controlled by pervy little Fletcher (David Faustino), who films unsuspecting swimmers and joggers and then uploads the video to his site.  Even when confronted by an indignant lifeguard, Fletcher responds, “The beach is public domain!”

Well, the beach may be public domain but it’s about the become … atomic domain!

That’s right, there’s a glowing shark out there and it’s hungry!  Not only is it eating people but, because it’s radioactive, it’s setting them on fire too!  In fact, this shark is so radioactive that it’s causing sea food to become explosive.  When the local restaurant blows up, the authorities blame it on a gas leak but we know it was because of the radioactive plankton.

(The film also lets us know that the restaurant had four stars on Yelp before the explosion and only three stars after.)

Unfortunately, only one person truly believes in the existence of atomic shark.  Gina (Rachele Brooke Smith) is the greatest lifeguard who ever lived but, unfortunately, her superior, Reese (Adam Ambruso), is a dumbass jerk who doesn’t understand that workplace sexual harassment is no longer acceptable.  Since Gina can’t get any support from the authorities, she gathers together her own group of shark hunters and, before you cay say, “We’re going to need a bigger boat,” they set out to destroy the atomic shark!

One of those shark hunters is the boat captain played by Jeff Fahey and I have to say that I was so happy when I realized that Fahey was in this movie.  Jeff Fahey is one of those immensely likable actors who can make almost any line of dialogue memorable.  Playing the Quint role here, Fahey is a lot of fun.  Also deserving a lot of credit is Rachele Brooke Smith, who kicks so much ass as the no-nonsense Gina that I found myself thinking that, in case Gal Gadot demands too much money to reprise her role, Smith could easily take over her role in any future Wonder Woman films.

As the film’s screenwriter, Griff Furst, pointed out on twitter, Atomic Shark is a comedy.  Taking it seriously is definitely the biggest mistake that a viewer could make.  This is a movie that was meant to be watched with a group of your loudest and snarkiest friends.  It’s a lot of fun.

(That said, just because it’s comedy, that doesn’t mean that anyone’s safe.  This is the rare shark film where you’re actually shocked when a few characters fail to escape the nuclear menace of atomic shark.)

Atomic Shark is a lot of fun and it was a great way to start Shark Snark Week on SyFy!