October Positivity: The Song (dir by Richard Ramsey)


2014’s The Song tells the story of Jed King (Alan Powell).

Jed is a singer-songwriter.  He is also the son of David King, a country-western superstar who drank too much, smoked too much, and had an extramarital affair with Jed’s mother.  (He initially spotted her while she was bathing in a lake.)  After her then-husband killed himself, Jed’s mother married David but their marriage was fraught with difficulty.  Jed grew up in a conflicted household.  After his father died, Jed found himself expected to carry on in David’s name.  Try as he might, he found himself permanent overshadowed by the legacy of David King.

(If all this sounds familiar, that’s because it’s a country-western version of the story of King David, Bathsheba, and Solomon.)

While performing at a wine festival, Jed meets and falls in love with Rose Jordan (Ali Faulkner).  They marry and start a family.  Jed writes a song about Rose and it becomes his first legitimate hit.  Years later, Jed is a superstar, touring while his wife raises their son.  It’s an arrangement that seems to work fine until Jed meets his new opening act, fiddler Shelby Bale (Caitlin Nichol-Thomas).

Soon, in the tradition of Johnny Cash, Jed King is drinking too much and popping pills and losing his way on the road.  He comes home only briefly and Rose starts to feel as if the only reason he even bothers is so he can have sex.  Jed’s life is soon falling apart….

The Song is based on Song of Songs and the story of King Solomon and, to give credit where credit is due, the film is actually pretty clever in the way it updates the story.  If you know the story, it makes sense that David and Jed King would both be musicians.  King David spying Bathsheba in her bath becomes David King spying Bathsheba in a lake.  Naamah, the only one of Solomon’s wives to be named, becomes Rose Jordan.  (Naamah was said to be from what is now Jordan.)  The Queen of Sheba, who tempted Solomon into sin and paganism, becomes Shelby Bale.  David and Solomon were rules.  David King and his son Jed are celebrities and really, there’s not that much difference nowadays.  The film’s dialogue and especially Jed’s thoughts (heard in voice over) are largely borrowed from Song of Songs and again, the film actually does a good job of modernizing them without getting away from the main theme.  This is one of the rare faith-based films that’s not only willing to frankly discuss sex but which also acknowledges that sexual desire is a normal thing and nothing to be ashamed of.  There’s a maturity to this film that you don’t often find in the faith-based genre.

As you can probably guess, I really like The Song.  It’s well-acted, well-directed, and the film looks great.  It might some like faint praise to say that The Song looked like a real movie but, again, that’s an accomplishment for this particular genre.  Alan Powell and Ali Faulkner had wonderful romantic chemistry.  That said, my favorite performance came from Caitlin Nichol-Thomas, who turned Shelby Bale into a true force of chaos.  The Song remains a favorite of mine.

Late Night Retro Television Review: Friday the 13th: The Series 3.16 “My Wife As A Dog”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Fridays, I will be reviewing Friday the 13th: The Series, a show which ran in syndication from 1987 to 1990. The entire series can be found on YouTube!

This week, it’s all about a man and his dog.

Episode 3.16 “My Wife As A Dog”

(Dir by Armando Mastroianni, originally aired on February 19th, 1990)

I knew I was going to dislike this episode as soon as I saw the title.

While Johnny and Micki spend their time trying to get the store up to code so that it can pass a fire inspection (and good luck doing that when there’s a literal portal to Hell located in the basement), Jack searches for a cursed leash.  Jack has no idea what the leash does.  He just knows that it’s cursed.  However, the leash’s owner — fireman Aubry Ross (Denis Forest, making his fourth appearance on the show) — has figured out that, by using the leash to strangle people, he can transport the mind of his dying dog into the body of his estranged (but not dying) wife.

Or something like that.  To be honest, I had a hard time following the particulars of this curse.  Fortunately, so did Jack.  This is the first episode that I can think of where Jack admits that he has no idea how a cursed objects works.  Even when he retrieves the leash at the end of the episode, he admits that he’s still not sure what Aubry actually did with it.  Jack being confused made me feel a little bit less dumb so I was happy with that.  The episode ends with Aubry in jail, being visited his panting wife.  She brings him his slippers because she’s now a dog in a human body.

Ugh.  This was an attempt to do a light-hearted episode and I respect the show for trying to do something different.  At the same time, it also featured four murders and a woman, who simply wanted to get a divorce from her creepy husband, being transformed into a dog.  Our regulars were barely in this episode and, when they did appear, we had to suffer through some awkward flirting between Johnny and Micki.  Denis Forest did a good job as Aubry but otherwise, this was an episode that I could just as soon forget.

The Films of 2020: Shooting Heroin (dir by Spencer T. Folmar)


Shooting Heroin takes place in a small town in Pennsylvania, a once close-knit community that is dying a painful death.

As the film opens, we meet several people who have lost loved ones to the Opioid Epidemic.  Hazel (Sherilyn Fenn) speaks at a school assembly about how both of her sons overdosed within hours of each other and the only response she gets is a few students snickering at her.  Adam (Alan Powell) loses his sister to heroin and has to take her baby into his home.  Sitting in a bar, prison guard and local hunter Edward (Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs) demands to know why the police aren’t doing more to lock up the dealers.  The town’s sole lawman, Jerry (Garry Pastore), can only explain that he is only one person and that he can only arrest someone if he has proof that they’re actually dealing drugs.  Suspicions and gossip aren’t enough.

After a night of heavy drinking and heavier emotions, Adam comes up with the idea of a voluntary drug taskforce.  He recruits Edward and Hazel and, after Jerry reluctantly deputizes them, the three of them set out to battle the drug dealers their own way.  (“By any means necessary,” as Edward puts it.)  Of course, all three of them have their own thoughts on how to best deal with the issue.  Hazel puts up crudely painted but well-intentioned signs, asking teenagers if they truly want to break their mother’s heart.  Edward stops every car that’s heading into town and does a search.  (Yes, it’s highly unconstitutional.)  As for Adam, he wants revenge against the man who he believes was his sister’s dealer.  And if that means setting a house on fire and picking up a rifle to go hunting, that’s what Adam’s going to do.

Now, from that plot description, you might think that Shooting Heroin is a run-of-the-mill revenge flick but it’s not.  It definitely has its pulpy elements but, for the most part, Shooting Heroin is an intelligently written and well-directed look at how the Opioid Epidemic is ravaging communities across America.  The film approaches the subject with the type of empathy that, far too often, is missing from films like this.  There are no easy villains, the film tells us, and there are also no perfect heroes.  Adam, Edward, and Hazel all have their own approaches, each with their own set of strengths and flaws but the ultimate message of the film is that nothing is going to get better until we stop attacking and demonizing one another.  That’s an important message and one that, unfortunately, doesn’t get broadcast as much as it should.  Far too often, the war on drugs is a war on those members of the community who are at their most vulnerable.

The film is full of familiar faces, with Sherilyn Fenn giving the strongest and most poignant performance as Hazel.  There’s something very touching about the combination of Hazel’s determination to get through to teenagers and her total cluelessness about the best way to actually do so.  For all of her grief and anger, Hazel remains innocent enough to believe that telling a drug addict that they’re breaking their mother’s heart is the ultimate solution to the crisis.  When she joins the task force, she hands out adrenaline shots so that addicts can be revived.  When she confronts of a pharmacy worker who has filled an obviously faked prescription, Hazel speaks with the anger of someone who has seen the damage done to her community.  When she’s handed a gun, she says that she’s not going to carry anything that can kill.  Hazel, like so many people, is just trying to do her best in a unwinnable situation and it’s sometimes both heartbreaking and inspiring to watch her.

Shooting Heroin brings empathy to its look at the Opioid Epidemic, which is something that has been lacking in far too many other examinations of the what’s currently happening in America.  What’s happening in middle America is, for many in the political and media establishment, an inconvenient truth.  During the Obama years, the Opioid Epidemic was ignored because acknowledging it would have meant acknowledging the failure of Obama’s economic policies.  During the Trump years, the victims of the Opioid Epidemic were dismissed by a media and a political class who insisted on viewing every issue through the prism of red state vs. blue state.  One can only guess how these ravaged communities will fare during the Biden years, though there’s little reason to be optimistic that a 78 year-old career politician is going to do anything differently from his predecessors.  Shooting Heroin is a film about what’s happening today and it’s a film that will leave you thinking about the future.

Lisa Cleans Out Her DVR: A Deadly Affair (dir by David Bush)


(Once again, I am trying to clean out my DVR.  I recorded A Deadly Affair off of the Lifetime Movie Network on March 5th.)

At first glance, Charlie (Alan Powell) and Mary (Austin Highsmith) might look like the perfect couple.  They’re attractive.  They’re apparently in love.  They’ve got a nice house.  Charlie has a manly job as a house renovator and he even has a badass lion tattoo on his chest.

Even better, they’re best friends with another perfect couple!  Susan (Valerie Azlynn) and Trevor (Luke Edwards) are also attractive and apparently in love and they’ve got a nice house of their own!  Susan’s a lawyer and Trevor has got a sexy tattoo too!  Two perfect couples living so close to each other?  What could possibly go wrong?

Well, Mary thinks that Charlie might be cheating on her.  And Trevor says that Susan isn’t really responsive to his needs.  One night, Mary and Trevor have a bit too much to drink.  They end up sharing a kiss.  Mary freaks out and says that she can’t cheat on Charlie, especially not with the husband of her best friend.  Essentially, Mary says, “There’s no way this is going to happen.”  Trevor, being a guy, interprets that to mean, “It’ll happen later.”

Later, Mary gets a call from her husband.  He sounds like he’s in some sort of trouble.  When he doesn’t subsequently return home, Mary goes out to the house that was renovating.  Walking through the dark house, she stumbles across the dead body of her husband.  Someone’s murdered Charlie!

Well, of course, the entire town suspects that Mary killed Charlie.  Even her sister-in-law, the possibly unstable Crystal (Lorna Street Dopson), is convinced that she saw (and heard) Mary with Trevor.  It doesn’t matter how much Mary protests her innocence.  The detective (J. Terry Garces) in charge of the case thinks that she did it.  The entire town thinks that she did it.  Soon, Mary is running the risk of losing her teaching job.  The parents don’t want a murderer teaching their kids…

In fact, it appears that only one person is willing to stand up for Mary and that’s Susan!  Susan is not only Mary’s lawyer but she’s her best friend as well.  But how is Susan going to react if she finds out that Mary kissed her husband…

Towards the end of A Deadly Affair, there’s a scene where the murderer says, “Thank you for begging.  I appreciate that.”  I love that line and it pretty much sums up the reason why I enjoyed this movie.  A Deadly Affair is an enjoyably twisty and over the top murder mystery, the type of movie where characters interrupt meetings by storming into the room, shouting, “You bitch!” and then slapping someone hard.  It’s a lot of fun.

And, I don’t want to give away any spoilers but I will say that the person playing the murderer did a really good job when it came time for the big reveal.  It takes a definite skill to make the confessional monologue compelling but this person did it.

A Deadly Affair was a lot of fun.  If you enjoy over the top melodrama (and who doesn’t?), you’ll enjoy this one.