TV Review: The Walking Dead 8.7 “Time For After” (dir by Larry Teng)

Posted on December 9, 2017 by Lisa Marie Bowman

This review of the latest episode of The Walking Dead is an example of better late than never. This episode aired nearly a week ago but I’m only now getting around to watching it. As I sit here watching and typing this review, it is 2 a.m., Saturday morning. I’ve just returned from attending two Christmas parties. I was actually thinking about getting some sleep for once, but then I suddenly realized that I still had an episode of The Walking Dead to watch!

That, of course, wouldn’t have happened in the past. When The Walking Dead first started, there would have been no way that I would have waited a week to watch the latest episode. That was before the show settled into its current glacial pace. At this point, it typically takes this show so long to get from point A to point B that viewers like me spend entire episodes asking, “Are we there yet?”

For example, as I sit here typing this, I am watching Daryl, Michonne, Rosita, and Tara debating about whether or not they should attack the Sanctuary or if they should wait for Rick. (Rick is currently being held prisoner by the trash people.) Morgan just walked up and said that he’s tired of talking and he just wants to take action. YES, MORGAN, YES! For God’s sake, let’s end the debate and just do something! No, we don’t need to hear about how Michonne “believes in Rick Grimes.” We don’t need to hear about how everyone felt when they saw Sasha in that box. We already know all of this because we’ve spent two seasons listening to everyone have this exact same goddamn conversation over and over again! Just do something!

The episode is now over and, in all fairness to the show, it should be noted that Daryl did finally do something. He and Tara crashed a truck through a wall of the Sanctuary, allowing a mass of walkers to enter and chow down on a few Saviors and, even more importantly, it forced the Saviors to waste their bullets defending themselves. However, since Daryl took this action on his own as opposed to waiting for Rick to get out of the trash prison, the show still had to present it as being some sort of mistake. The show has too much invested in presenting Rick as being a strategic genius to actually acknowledge that anyone else could actually have a good idea.

Watching the walking dead feast on his new Savior buddies was apparently enough to convince Eugene to (once again) declare his loyalty to Negan. Despite his recent troubles, Negan still seems to be having fun. Fortunately, the show’s writers seem to have finally figured out that Negan is more effective the less we see of him. As for Eugene, well — he’s Eugene. This episode featured peak Eugene. If Eugene’s overly convoluted syntax occasionally makes you want to rip your hair out, you were probably bald by the end of this episode. You have to respect Josh McDermitt’s commitment to the role. Eugene may be annoying but McDermitt plays the Hell out of him. Eugene’s ultimate loyalties, of course, still remain questionable. He knows that Dwight betrayed the Saviors but he still hasn’t told Negan. He showed some sympathy to Father Gabriel (who is apparently dying because he covered himself with intestines a few episodes ago) but he still declared that he was loyal only to himself.

As for Rick, he did eventually get out of the trash prison and convinced Jadis to join him in his fight against Negan. Jadis was impressed when Rick killed a walker gladiator. Jadis also wants to sculpt Rick. How are the trash people not dead yet?

(Apparently, the trash people prefer to be known as Scavangers. However, I’m going to continue to call them trash people because they annoy da fug out of me.)

Anyway! This episode ended with Rick and the trash people rolling up on the Sanctuary. Oh my God! There’s a hole in the Sanctuary! There’s no walkers! Uh-oh, Daryl did something on his own! Rick’s never going to let that go…

One more episode before The Walking Dead goes on its mid-season hiatus! Who will die this Sunday? My prediction: Father Gabriel. The show’s never really figured out what to do with Gabriel so now seems like a good time to let him go down as a martyr.

We’ll see what happens!

Stranger Things S2 Ep 7 “The Lost Sister”, Alt Title: Peer Pressure

Posted on December 4, 2017 by casewright

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Cold Open: El is going into her brain damaged mother’s mind. She sees the girl who is the same one from episode 1 of this season. Her aunt tries to get Hop to help see El and it doesn’t work. El flees to Chicago to track down her “Sister”. El gets to meet her “sister”. What we get is a show that has sacrificed small-town claustrophobia suspense for a wider world of boring plot devices.

She meets her sister on the set of every bad 1980s scifi film ever. I guess the Duffer Brothers also liked a lot of 1980s garbage movies. This season is like a relationship that has gone bad with hairspray.

“Sister” explains that her ability is to get people to see or not see things. I wish she could make see season 1 again. “Sister’s” acting is THE worst and I mean Rico Rodriguez shitty.

El goes to the imbetween and listens to Hop’s call to her, but she gets awoken by Sister who introduces El to her gang. It really tries to be interesting, but it’s not. She explains that they track down people from the government Modine program and kill them. “Sister” works with EL to focus on her anger and El starts moving trains with her mojo.

El helps them hunt down one of the guards from the government and they give her a punk makeover. El and her new gang knock over a gas station. Kids today…. They track down a guard from the government. El decides to kill him slowly, but has a change of heart because he says- Martha. El says, How do you know that name?!!!! Then, they have a nosh. JK, He begs for his life and Jane stops Sister from shooting him. Sister has Evil Modine appear to El and does some manipulating. El sees Mike panicking and Hop in danger from the previous episode and decides that she has to go back to Hawkins.

Finally, the police show up at their hideout. I’m really rooting for the cops finish them off, but Sister uses her powers and they don’t. You really can’t have it all.

El heads back to Hawkings.

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TV Review: The Walking Dead 8.6 “The King, The Widow, and Rick” (dir by John Polson)

Posted on November 28, 2017 by Lisa Marie Bowman

Oh, the world of The Walking Dead. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

This season started with everyone finally standing up to the Saviors. For once, Rick and his allies had Negan on the run and, regardless of what you think about season 8 overall, it was certainly satisfying to see the Saviors starting to get a little desperate. Personally, I don’t think it was necessary to devote five episodes to just one battle but the Saviors are such a loathsome group of people that it’s definitely enjoyable to watch them get their asses kicked.

However, even with Rick and his allies declaring full out war, I knew that the action would eventually have to be interrupted by an episode of mourning. Every season of The Walking Dead has at least one episode where everyone looks depressed and either thinks about a lost loved one or obsesses on whether or not there’s room for kindness and compassion in a post-apocalyptic world. When the series started, the mourning episodes were a part of what set The Walking Dead apart from other shows. (Remember when kindly old Dale Horvath was gruesomely attacked by a zombie?) But, eight seasons in, it’s become a bit predictable. Any episode where something big happens is going to be followed by an episode where not much happens at all.

“The King, The Widow, and Rick” is a mourning episode. Everyone has returned from attacking the Saviors and now, with no bullets flying and several minor characters dead (and SHIVA! I’m still sad about that…), it’s time to sit around and reflect. This time, a bit more happened during the reflecting than has happened in previous mourning episodes. Even if this episode still felt like it stretched things out a bit too much, it wasn’t quite as slow as some of the episodes that aired during season 7.

This episode opened like a Ken Burns documentary, with everyone reading letters about the war against the Saviors. It ended with Rick naked and locked up in a shipping container and I was definitely okay with that. Don’t get me wrong about this. I do like Rick but occasionally, there is an arrogance to him that just strikes me the wrong way. He’s a lot like Lost‘s Jack Shepherd. He gives a good speech. He is trying to do the right thing, even if he sometimes resents having to be the leader. But Rick is always so sure of his ability to sway everyone over to his side that it was somewhat satisfying to see the Trash People respond to his latest speech by shrugging their shoulders and then locking him up. I’m not sure why Rick felt the need to, once again, go over to the garbage dump. The attack on the Saviors was a success without the help of the Trash People. My theory is that Rick just can’t accept that not everyone wants to be a part of his alliance.

Meanwhile, at Hilltop, we had another one of those patented Walking Dead debates about whether or not people can survive the end of the world without losing their humanity. Jesus was going out of his way to treat the Savior prisoners humanely. Gregory said the prisoners should be executed. Maggie responded by tossing Gregory in with the prisoners and then saying she would keep them alive so that they could be used for prisoner exchanges in the future. Jesus said he was happy with her decision and … you know what? I like Tom Payne’s performance as the character but I feel like an idiot whenever I call that guy Jesus. Yes, he has a beard. Yes, he’s kind. BUT HIS NAME IS PAUL! The whole “They call you Jesus” thing is so heavy-handed and kinda stupid. Last night, one of the saviors said, “Well, Jesus, I’m no angel,” and I’m glad I didn’t have anything nearby to throw at the TV when he said it.

Anyway, I could have done without all the debate about how to treat the prisoners. We all know that they’re going to end up dead, regardless. The only prisoner that Negan might exchange would be Father Gabriel and, honestly, is getting Gabriel back worth the trouble? Maggie should have just listened to Gregory.

Ezekiel was depressed, as well he should be. SHIVA’S DEAD, DAMMIT! Carol told him to stop feeling sorry for himself and to lead his people. The best part of Ezekiel’s subplot was that Jerry was still standing guard, even though Ezekiel told him to go home.

Carl is apparently not dead. Or, at least, he’s not dead, yet. Instead, he ran off and spent some time hanging out with Siddiq, the man who Rick previously chased away. They killed some walkers and bonded over shared pain.

And, of course, Rosita used a rocket launcher to blow up a savior. That made me cheer. Maybe Maggie should step down and let Rosita lead the Hilltop Colony. There certainly wouldn’t be any debate about what to do with prisoners then! However, for now, Rosita, Michonne, Daryl, and Tara are just doing their own thing. Rick probably wouldn’t approve but Rick’s in a shipping container right now.

Anyway, this wasn’t a bad episode. It may have been a mourning episode but at least it wasn’t just Rick sitting around in a catatonic state while Negan circled around him, giving a speech. That’s the important thing.

Lisa’s Editorial Corner: 10 Things For Which I Am Thankful In 2017

Posted on November 23, 2017 by Lisa Marie Bowman

Well, it’s that time.

Every Thanksgiving, I come up with an even-numbered list of things for which I’m thankful. I know some people are saying that we shouldn’t be thankful for anything this year. These are the people who say that, because they’re miserable, it’s somehow offensive that everyone else isn’t miserable.

But you know what?

Fuck that.

No one tells me what to believe or whether or not I can celebrate a holiday. That freedom is something that I’m very thankful for! Here’s a few more things that I’ve been thankful for this year:

I’m thankful for this site. Arleigh Sandoc founded Through the Shattered Lens in December of 2009 and, about four months later, I posted my very first review on this site. A lot has changed since that first review. New contributors have added their own unique perspectives to this site and I’d like to think that, on a personal level, I’ve grown as a writer since I wrote that first review. But one thing that has always remained consistent is just how much I love doing this. I’ve posted over 4,000 posts on Through the Shattered Lens and I’ve had a blast writing every one of them!

2. I’m thankful for our readers. Seriously, you are the ones who make all of this worthwhile. We currently have somewhere around 28,000 subscribers and to each and every one of you, I say, “Thank you.” Thank you for reading and thank you for commenting. Just as I hope I’ve introduced some of you to some new movies, quite a few of you have also inspired me to take a second and third look at some of the films I’ve reviewed.

3. I’m thankful for all of the brave women (and men) who have shared their stories in an effort to make this world a safer place.

4. I’m thankful that this was the year of Twin Peaks. On this site, starting with the original series and extending all the way through the end of the Showtime revival, we shared our thoughts on everything Twin Peaks this year. Years from now, we’ll still be debating why Laura screamed.

5. I’m thankful that this has been a great year for genre films. While so many of the year’s “prestige” films fell flat, 2017 will always be remembered as the year of War of the Planet of Apes, Wonder Woman, The Lego Batman Movie, Beauty and the Beast, Split Kong: Skull Island, Get Out, It, Spider-Man, The Big Sick, Logan, and Thor: Ragnorak.

6. I’m thankful for networks like TCM, which introduce classic movies to new viewers.

7. I’m thankful for my friends in the Late Night Movie Gang. Every Saturday night, we watch a movie. Sometimes the movie is bad and sometimes, the movie is really bad. But we always have a blast.

8. I’m thankful that, in just another few weeks, I’ll be able to see The Disaster Artist.

9. I’m thankful for the artists who, in this time of rampant conformity, are still fighting to maintain their own unique and individual vision.

10. I’m thankful for Chinese food. Seriously, who doesn’t love Chinese food?

Happy thanksgiving!

The Lesson of A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving

Posted on November 23, 2017 by Dazzling Erin

Every year, I watch A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving and every year, I ask myself the same thing. Why didn’t Charlie Brown just say no?

At the start of the special, when Lucy again challenges Charlie Brown to kick the football that she’s holding, why doesn’t he say no? Why does he think that a national holiday would actually make Lucy hold the football long enough for him to kick it?

When Peppermint Patty decides to invite herself over for Thanksgiving dinner, why doesn’t he say just say no? Peppermint Patty (aka Priscilla) may not take no for an answer but why not at least try?

When Peppermint Patty tells him that she’s invited Franklin and Marcy over for dinner, why doesn’t Charlie just admit that he only knows how to make “cold cereal and maybe toast?”

When Linus suggests that he could have two dinners and then Snoopy and Woodstock volunteer to cater the whole affair, why doesn’t Charlie Brown say no? Doesn’t he know that anything he does is destined to go wrong? Couldn’t he see Snoopy wrestling with the folding chair and just said, “No, this isn’t going to work?”

When Peppermint Patty yells about only getting toast, popcorn, pretzels, and jelly beans for Thanksgiving, why doesn’t Charlie just kick her off of his property? No one would have blamed him.

And, when Peppermint Patty invites herself to go to Grandma Brown’s condo for Thanksgiving, why doesn’t he say no? Why, after all she’s done to him, does he still want to give her a good Thanksgiving?

It’s all about faith. All of the Charlie Brown holiday specials deal with faith. Not just spiritual faith (though that was always present) but also faith in the goodness of humanity (even if it is sometimes hard to find) and optimism for the future (even if Charlie sometimes didn’t share it).

Just as Linus believed in the Great Pumpkin, Charlie believed in Thanksgiving, a holiday where we give thanks for and appreciate our friends and family, even if they are sometimes crabby or if they don’t realize that pretzels and jelly beans are a great meal. Just as Snoopy believed that he could be a World War I flying ace and a published writer, Charlie Brown believed that a dog and a tiny bird could cater an entire holiday affair. And, just like how he’ll never stop believing that the little red-haired girl will someday notice him, Charlie Brown will never stop believing that he’s going to kick that ball. Charlie Brown never stops believing that things could go well even though they never do. He never stops believing that the next day could be better than the last and even if his friends and his dog aren’t perfect, he never stops being thankful for them.

That’s the lesson of A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving. Never stop believing. Never lose track of what you have to be thankful for. Never let a dog and a bird cater your Thanksgiving dinner.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Stranger Things, S2 Ep6- The Spy; Steve’s Redemption, Nancy is just terrible…again

Posted on November 20, 2017 by casewright

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Cold Open: E-Will is in agony, Hop is getting a rough shower, and Steve becomes a hero (that can totally do better than Nancy- seriously Mullet-Guy)!

Steve enters the storm cellar and finds …. nothing but Dart’s skin. It’s big now!

The Government shows up at Joyce’s Casa De Crazy and takes a bunch of polaroids.

Nancy and Creeper are prepping tapes of Reiser incriminating himself and they end up having sex. Yep, they do it with the prodding of a creepy alcoholic in a bunker…. really.

Reiser shows Hop that the upside down has grown.

If you feel like this review is frenetic, it really reflects the story. It was really terrible this episode. It bounced around like a cocaine addicted superball, but with a ton of corny heart to heart moments that made me seriously root for the Demagorgon and the Upside Down to win.

E-Will has difficulty recognizing people or acting. It really seems like both to me. In any case, he emotes that burning the vines hurt “It” and made the Shadowmonster angry. No one thinks that means Will has been compromised because like every episode this season the characters took stupid pills off camera.

Steve and Dustin have a long heart to heart on railroad tracks with meat to lure Dart to his death. It’s like “Stand By Me”, but boring. I’m being a little cruel here, but they deserve it. Steve is showing some pretty good acting these scenes and his character moves to pure hero, which is great, but the entire flow of the episode needs a page 1 re-write.

Hop gets outside and tries to talk to El, but his voice is to any empty prison- I mean cabin.

Steve and Dustin prepare to set a trap for the Demagorgon and Lucas and Max show up to help. When the night comes, the Demagorgon approaches, but isn’t enticed by the ground chuck. Therefore, Steve uses himself as bait. He’s officially a hero! I really thought they might kill him off here because he’d been humanized for so long. Just as Steve is about to do battle, there are now THREE demagorgons!!! THREE!!! One last season was suspenseful and awesome, but this one we have a shadowboxer, I mean monster, I mean whatever. Steve and the gang is about to be eaten, but the creatures are called off, why?

E-Will convinced the government to go after the “heart” of the vines in the evil caves, but IT’S A TRAP!!! Just as they get close, the demagorgons close in and we here the motion sensor sounds from Aliens….It’s kinda awesome and all the soldiers die.

Will tells Joyce that he’s sorry for laying a trap and that they should leave. There are three demagorgons about to attack the government facility. FADE TO BLACK.

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TV Review: The Walking Dead 8.5 “The Big Scary U” (dir by Michael Strazemis)

Posted on November 19, 2017 by Lisa Marie Bowman

Could it be that I just watched a Negan-centric episode of The Walking Dead that wasn’t terrible?

It’s true! I’ll admit that I rolled my eyes a bit when I saw that tonight’s episode was going to be about Negan and the Saviors. Last season, though there were a few exceptions (particularly the episode where Eugene was first taken to the Sanctuary), the Savior episodes were my least favorite. But tonight’s episode was actually pretty good.

That doesn’t mean that it was great, of course. To be honest, I’m not totally sure that you could ever have a truly great Savior episode. Whenever I watch the Saviors, I always find myself thinking about The Others on Lost. One reason why the Others were such a fascinating group was because they weren’t just one-dimensional villains. Whenever one of the Others would say something like, “We’re the good guys,” you could actually see their point. There’s never been that type of ambiguity when it comes to the Saviors. Negan is an asshole. He has chosen to surround himself with other assholes. They were all probably assholes before the zombie apocalypse and they’ll continue to be assholes until Sanctuary is eventually overrun by walkers.

With all that in mind though, this was still a pretty good episode. If nothing else, this episode made it a little bit clearer why people started following Negan in the first place. Even when Negan was trapped in the trailer with Father Gabriel, he did not allow himself to show any fear. Instead, he was actually able to persuade Gabriel to make a run with him for the Sanctuary. Even his confession to Gabriel about his first wife mostly served to reveal that Negan is a master manipulator. He shared just enough to keep Gabriel intrigued. After spending almost all of previous season bellowing, Jeffrey Dean Morgan dialed things back just enough to make Negan interesting again. For that matter, tonight’s episode finally gave Seth Gilliam to show what he’s capable of when he’s actually given a decent line or two.

In the trailer, Negan told Gabriel that the Saviors would undoubtedly end up killing each other if they thought he was dead. That may have sounded arrogant at the time but it quickly turned out that Negan was correct. I think that’s also going to be the Saviors’s downfall. By literally setting himself up as the strongest man in the Sanctuary, Negan has also ensured that the Saviors are lost without his presence and direction. While all of his lieutenants may go out of their way to imitate Negan’s style, none of them have his leadership skills. It doesn’t matter how much Simon and Regina insist otherwise. They may say “I am Negan,” but everyone know that they’re not. That said, Negan’s sudden appearance after everyone had assumed he was dead will probably leave him in an even more powerful position. All messiahs return from the dead and Negan even returned with a man of God!

As for the rest of the episode, I didn’t really get the whole point of Rick/Darryl fight. (It did, of course, remind us of the difference between Rick and Negan. Rick forgave Darryl, something Negan would view as being a sign of weakness.) Josh McDermitt is obviously having a blast as Eugene. Eugene may be a traitor but McDermitt’s performance still makes me smile every week. And then there was weaselly Gregory, of course. I think we’re all ready to see a bunch of walkers pounce on Gregory.

As I watched tonight’s episode, I found myself making a few more predictions about the rest of season 8:

There’s no way that Gabriel is still going to be alive at the end of this season. He is so being set up for martyrdom.
If they get Dr. Carter back to Hilltop, does that mean that Maggie will finally have her baby?
Judging from the flashback/flashforward structure of this season (and the fact that they’re going to have to explain why Carl no longer looks like he’s 13 years old), I’m going to guess that there will be a considerable time jump between season 8 and season 9. Either that or Zombie Carl’s going to show at some point soon…

As always, we’ll see what happens!

TV Review: The Walking Dead 8.4 “Some Guy” (dir by Dan Liu)

Posted on November 12, 2017 by Lisa Marie Bowman

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(YOU GET THE IDEA?)

My heart is broken.

It’s funny. If Ezekiel had been the one to die, I don’t think it would have upset me as much. If Carol had died, I would have been sad but tears would not have sprung to my eyes. Rick? Hey, Rick should have died a long time ago. I wouldn’t have gotten upset. I would have said, “That’s life. No one’s safe.”

Instead, Shiva died and now my heart is broken.

What’s funny is that TSL co-founder and editor-in-chief Arleigh Sandoc warned me that Shiva was probably not going to survive. Based on what he had seen in the comic, he told me exactly what was going to happen to her. So, I can’t say that I was totally surprised. Even if Arleigh hadn’t warned me, I remember the walkers eating that horse during the first season. I know that animals aren’t safe in the world of The Walking Dead.

Still, it broke my heart.

Maybe it’s because I’m a cat person. Maybe it’s because Shiva died protecting her master, which is not exactly typical cat behavior. Ezekiel was at his weakest when Shiva sacrificed her life for him. And now that Shiva’s gone, Ezekiel is going to have to learn how to be a leader without her help. Before she died, he was shouting that he wasn’t a king. He shouted that he was just some guy who found a cat. The cat’s gone. Can Ezekiel prove that he deserves to be known as “your majesty?”

If not, maybe Jerry can step up and lead The Kingdom. Tonight, I was really impressed with Jerry and the actor who plays him, Cooper Andrews. They both did a great job. I know some people would say that Ezekiel should give the keys of the kingdom to Carol but I wouldn’t suggest that. Carol’s a badass but I still get the feeling that she’s just a day or two from snapping and killing everyone she sees.

As for the rest of tonight’s episode … who cares? Shiva’s dead…

Okay, okay, I know. I’m a semi-professional blogger! I need to get through this post and mourn later. Okay, just a few observations:

Does everyone just have an unlimited supply of bullets all of the sudden? One of the few things that I liked about the previous season is that the show did try to realistically deal with the fact that there aren’t many supplies in the post-apocalyptic world. But this season, everyone just seems to be shooting guns for the Hell of it. I’m not an expert on firearms but I do know that bullets aren’t like knives or arrows. They can only be used once.

So, I guess Rick is suddenly an action hero! I’m not complaining. A Rick who can suddenly jump into a speeding jeep is still preferable to a mopey, indecisive Rick who can’t bring himself to fight back.

Let’s give it up for Khary Payton, who did a great job tonight! Ezekiel is a character who I’ve sometimes found to be annoying but Payton did a great job. I think one reason why it was so unsettling to see Ezekiel acting so desperate was because The Kingdom has always provided the grim world of The Walking Dead with a little bit of fantasy. It’s always served as an escape from all the terrible things going on in the rest of the world. It’s very existence is a tribute to the power and importance of imagination. Seeing the fantasy shattered was not easy and that’s something Payton wonderfully captured in his performance.

This season’s flashback structure actually paid off tonight. I’m occasionally skeptical of shows that do the whole nonlinear timeline thing because I often feel that it’s just a gimmick, as opposed to really necessary storytelling device. But tonight, seeing the contrast between the confident Ezekiel and the nearly defeated Ezekiel was undeniably powerful.

Speaking of nearly defeated Ezekiel, what about that Savior asshole who was holding him prisoner? Oh my God, that guy had to be the most annoying bad guy ever! I was so happy when Jerry split him in two.

Tonight’s episode was not bad. It was exciting. The pace didn’t drag. And it made me cry.

Shiva, R.I.P.

Stranger Things S2 Ep5 “Dig Dug”; Alt Title: Bad Ideas

Posted on November 12, 2017 by casewright

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Cold Open: The Evil Vines cover up the entrance Hop dug and he is trapped. He leaves a trail of cigarette butts for himself or someone. Then, the evil caves puff out some knock gas and Hop is on his back.

Nancy and Creeper get a room together and it’s more boring than awkward.

Hop wakes up and makes a quasi-gas mask and goes spelunking- Bad Idea #1.

There’s a subplot where Louis gets advice from his dad about girls and he tries to explain to Max last years events. It’s kinda boring. For the completists, Louis contrives a meeting with Max to explain all last year’s jazz.

There is a moment where Mullet Guy kinda comes on to Steve in the shower (At least, that’s how it came across to me). Who knows, maybe Steve and Mullet guy will find love? Honestly, it would be the first unpredictable twist of the season. I hope those crazy guys make it work! Steve, I get that you’re really into Nancy, but she’s in a motel room with Creeper. You could do worse than Mullet Guy. He works out and is a work in progress with great hair!

Dylan lures the teenage Demimoorgorgan into the storm cellar with baloney and it’s actually kinda scary.

Nancy and Creeper arrive at The Crank’s home. There are cameras outside and he opens the door in a t-shirt, robe, and I’m certain dirty underwear. They go into his lair to talk- Bad Idea #2. They enter for some reason and he even has a steel door creeper room. REALLY?! REALLY?! They play the tape Nancy made of Reiser totally incriminating the lab and they come up with a mediocre plan to discredit the lab and create a scandal not mentioning the monsters. That should work.

Bob stops by Joyce’s home and she creates excuses to keep him from coming in, but decides – Why not let him see my crazy house? He’s gonna find out we’re all nuts anyway and he’s into puzzles. He takes a couple of minutes to absorb in all the crazy- You did these drawings? Why…. exactly? BEST LINES OF THE SERIES!!!!

Bob realizes: 1) the vines are a map of the town. 2) the vines are hydrophobic. E-Will trips out and sees Hop is in trouble. Yep, Hop is enveloped by the vines and it appears to be the end of our intrepid Sheriff.

El gets to her Aunt, meets her catatonic mom, and realizes just how much her mom has gone crazy. There is no there there, or so it seems. Her mom indicates that she is ready to communicate with some flickering lights. El goes into the imbetween and her mother show’s El: her birth, her abduction, another psychic playmate, a botched rescue, her mother’s ECT treatment by Evil Modine, and tonight’s winning lotto numbers- guess the fake!!!!

Bob creates a map to scale to find Hop with coordinates divined from E-Will’s drawings. Pretty cool, Hop was last season’s breakout- this year is All About Bob!!!

Evil Reiser learns that the Hawkins soil is ALIVE!!!!!! That’s pretty much it for him this episode.

Bob figures out Hop’s rough location and is amazed they bring him along to help. Awwwww. E-Will, Mike, Joyce, and Bob are looking for Hop and E-Will goes into his head and says to make a right. Joyce and Bob arrive at the cave entrance for Hop and Bob doesn’t seem phased that he’s going into another dimension. Good for you, Bob! Thanks for taking this in stride. They rescue Hop. The vines are about to overtake our trio, but the government arrives with flamethrowers and start burning the vines, sending E-Will into a painful seizure.

Steve and Dylan are paired up to deal with the teenage Demimoorgorgan, but it’s escaped!!!! WHA?!!! It has broken out into the evil caves and is now loose in our world. Dylan, this is 100% your fault! You are the biggest bad idea of them all! – Bad Idea #3.

This episode wasn’t too bad. People acted kinda stupidly as is usual this season, but at least Bob acted as a counter-weight to all the dumbassery. Cheers!!!

Stranger Things S2 Ep 4 “Will the Wise”; ALT Title: Everything that is WRONG with season 2

Posted on November 12, 2017 by casewright

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Cold Open: Joyce is trying to find Will who is busy getting possessed by black smoke “Supernatural” style. The Smoke Monster fully enters Will and he becomes…. YES—

E-Will. —You’re Welcome, America.

Analysis: The smoke monster is everything that is wrong with Season 2. Season 1: the big bad was a predator- corporeal, eating, breathing, and reproducing. This season: it’s a smoke monster- ethereal and spooky, essentially an evil spirit. Evil spirits are fictional and it destroys the idea of the Upside Down. The Upside Down is a PARALLEL universe: what is here is there, but different because it evolved without the sun. There aren’t spirits here running about, so there shouldn’t be spirits there running about. That’s why season 2 fails! The creators undermined their own mythology for the sake of creative expedience and it drains the scares right out of us.

Joyce tries to wake Will, but he can’t remember what happened because E-Will is being all E-Will.

Hop sees El and is justifiably pissed, but imprisoning a teenager is just not a workable solution. Hop tries to ground El and it goes…about as well as can be expected with a teenager with terrible super powers. She hits Hop with a book, throws furniture around, and blows the windows out. They’re also a lot alike; they both react without thinking.

Hop, you’re not the best Dad. You take crazy risks without the slightest concern whether or not you will come home to your ward. Grow up!

Nancy easily lies to the now placeholder Cara Buono that she’s staying at Stacy’s…. and it works. UGHHH. It’s actually a plot to catch the lab guys red handed and give the data to the Crank from episode 1. She and Creeper are faux-waiting for Barb’s mom and then get “captured” by the government guys. It’s legit 1980s creepy and one of the few good scenes of the episode.

Joyce is trying to nurse E-Will back to health. His temperature is below normal and she tries to give him a bath. Joyce you should really read- Chicken Soup for the Demonic Soul.

We get a very hamfisted clue as to how to defeat the smoke monster: E-Will is scared of the bath water. Side note: there is a cool juxtaposition with Mr. Clarke describing fear responses in organisms.

Hop is with Joyce and Will and trying to get him to describe his E-Willness and he can’t unless he uses …..crayons? Will, I get it- you’re the artsy one of this D&D tribe, but as Daniel Tiger tries to instruct my girls- Use your words…. Use your words. There we go. Will uses drawing to craft what is revealed to be a network of vines. Joyce uses the drawings as her latest Crazy Home Journal interior decorating and puts them up everywhere.

We return to El cleaning up the house and finding The Trapdoor of Contrivance. We see a box labeled Vietnam. So, Hop is a Vet, not a surprise. El discovers the evil lab box and finds stuff on her mom. El uses her mojo to go to the imbetween and make contact with her. El’s quest begins to find her mom.

Hop reveals that he might be the worst Dad/Cop ever and realizes E-Will’s drawings are vines and he takes E-Will’s statement that they are killing to be literal and rushes off without consulting anyone about his plans or whereabouts or any backup whatsoever civilian or otherwise. Hop, how did you get through Vietnam or even your teen years?!

Dylan looks for his “pet”. His poor mom is a fright looking for their cat. Dylan finds Dart eating Mr. Snuggles or whatever he’s called.

Hop digs down into the pumpkin patch and enters a tunnel of Upside Down and for hamfistedness the camera rotates making him upside down on the screen.

NOTE: smoke from Supernatural and this show below….