Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Wednesdays, I will be reviewing Monsters, which aired in syndication from 1988 to 1991. The entire show is streaming on Tubi.
This week, the stakes are huge when two people play a game of pool.
Episode 1.9 “Pool Sharks”
(Dir by Alan Kingsberg, originally aired on December 17th, 1988)
Gabe (Tom Mason) steps into a run-down bar, carrying a pool cue with him. There’s only three other people in the bar, a bartender (Page Johnson), a nervous man named Lester (Irving Metzman), and a beautiful woman in a black dress who is named Natasha (Rebecca Downs). Natasha is easily beating Lester in a game of pool. Gabe says that he wants the next game.
Both Gabe and Natasha are pool hustlers and neither one makes much of an effort to hide it. Natasha makes a bet. If Gabe wins their game, Natasha will give him money. If Natasha wins, Gabe will …. well, Natasha doesn’t really make it clear what Natasha will win, beyond indicating that Gabe will enjoy it. As Natasha later explains, the bet is less important than getting Gabe to accept it. As Natasha puts it, accepting the bet is the same as inviting her in.
As the game progresses, it becomes clear that Gabe did not just randomly walk into the bar. He specifically tracked down Natasha and he’s not surprised when Natasha mentions that she has to be in bed before the sun rises. Nor is he particularly surprised to discover that Lester is actually Natasha’s servant. As they play, Natasha uses her eyes and a flash of her thigh to try to hypnotize Gabe. Gabe, meanwhile, makes sure that she sees the cross that is hanging around his neck.
Now, as you probably already guessed (and I guess this is a SPOILER if you’re planning on watching this episode on Tubi), Natasha is no ordinary pool hustler. She’s a vampire, one who feasts upon the men who lose to her in a game of pool. One of Natasha’s more recent victims was Gabe’s brother. Gabe came to the pool hall looking for revenge but the only way that he’ll be able to get it is if he beats Natasha at pool. That might not be easy, as Natasha has magic powers. But Gabe has a cross so this pool game becomes a battle between the profane and the sacred.
I really enjoyed this episode. Even though it was fairly obvious from the start that Natasha was a vampire (she was even called “Countess” by Lester at one point), the episode was full of sultry and ominous atmosphere. Tom Mason and Rebecca Downs were both perfectly cast as the rival players and there was a definite undercurrent of sexual tension to their conversations, one that brought a whole new layer to the show’s revenge plot. Past episodes of Monsters have struggled when it comes to finding an appropriate way to end each week’s story. This episode, I’m happy to say, had a perfect and very satisfying ending. This was a good and enjoyable episode, one that felt almost as if it could have been a mini-episode of True Blood.
Next week’s episode features a bed that eats people! Woo hoo!


