When Destro ended up in the Marvel U. and created a Super Sentai


Idea:
It is an attempt to combine the Super Sentai concept with the gun-totting Punisher idea technologically. The creation of the devices will be facilitated by dystopian variations of Bentley-23 and Onome (from Future Foundation) using the remnant of Midas Corporation stolen alien technology and Heroic Age technology.

Paraphernalia:
An Auric Amulet is an unstable molecules derivative of the Sh’iar Darkhawk Amulet. It enables the user to transfer his consciousness into the Auric Android while while at the same time, switching the robotic body’s place with that of his own body.

An Auric Android is a derivative of the Darkhawk Android that functions as portable storage inventory. It resembles a golden version of  DavidFernandezArt Red Zeo Ranger suit

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Special Attributes:

  • A Doop Drive is a variant of the Omega drive that creates and accesses a fabricated Doop Land (pocket dimension used by Doop to store things).
  • A Kirby Cell is a specialized battery that concerts emotions and belief into energy. It is derived from the Marvel’s Kirby Engine.
  • Advanced optics in conjunction a bleeding edge targeting program provides perfect marksmanship.

Stored Devices:
The Brawler Gauntlets are Pusher Man’s Fistigons with an embedded Schultz vibro-shock unit. They are outfitted with custom insulation that neutralizes the feedback. The gauntlets project concentrated blasts of air that have been vibrated at an intense frequency: the blasts are released on impact.

Pusher_Man
The Idunn Elixir is a gaseous fleet of nano-Sentinels that simulate the function of James Howlett’s healing factor and repairs the android’s wounds.
The Oberon Grenade is a cannister-type grenade that releases a concentrated form of “pixie dust” (a hallucinogenic agent generated by Megan Gwynn).
A Nihil Cube is a Kree Pocket Battlefield based on S.P.I.N. technology. It neutralizes the posthuman abilities of targets within it.

Stored Directed Energy Weapons:
An Absolute Nullifier is an Ultimate Nullifier created from a WWII Mauser C96. It completely eliminates any target the wielder chooses.

Mauser

A Deceptor is a AA-12 automatic 12 Gauge shotgun created from Skrull technology and designed to projects an energy blast that mimics a Majesdanian’s photonic discharge.

AA-12 automatic 12 Gauge shotgun

An Inferno Revolver is an improvised flamethrower created from a Colt Army Model 1860 integrated with modified Pyronanos (a hive race of giant burning nanomachine-based robots derived from the android Human Torch’s cells). The flames are hotter than the fire generated by Jim Hammond.

colt

A Psyche Pistol is a Smith & Wesson Model 36 based on a Shi’ar energy weapon. It projects blasts of psionic energy, causing great damage to both organic and inorganic objects.

Smith & Wesson Model 36

A Repulsor Reaper is a hand-held M134 Minigun developed from an application of Stark’s Repulsor Ray technology. It discharges concussive energy bolts in rapid succession.

M134 Minigun

A Summer Silencer is a biomechanical variant of Barrett M82 developed from Nathaniel Essex’s genetic research. It discharges a high-velocity concussive force similar to the beam fired by Scott Summers.

Barrett M82

Stored Firearms:
A Pym Pistol is a custom Walther P99 reality-hacked for unlimited ammo. It manufactures and fires smart bullets derived from Unstable Molecules saturated with Pym Particles. The bullets possess the following traits:

  • A target lock feature with Z-axis manipulation to phase through any obstacle (civilian or barrier) to reach the target or increase its density to diamond hardness to penetrate armor.
  • Y-axis manipulation will propel the projectile towards the target.
  • X-axis manipulation will cause the bullet to expand to the size of a rocket and gains an ionic payload similar to Simon William’s energy discharge.

Walther P99

A Reverbium Blaster is a M79 grenade launcher reality-hacked for unlimited ammo. It fires an oscillation-based explosive device derived from Horizon Lab’s artificial Vibranium experiments. Reverbium doesn’t absorb vibrations; it does the opposite and blows everything away.

grenade launcher

Scenes I Love: Saturday Night Live (feat. Eddie Murphy)


Celebrity Hot Tub

With the trailer for the James Brown biopic now out for people to watch I just thought it would be appropriate I share one of my favorite scenes from the many years of watching Saturday Night Live.

Before he became a mega superstar during the 80’s, Eddie Murphy was just part of the ever-changing cast of comedians for Saturday Night Live. One of the funniest skits had Eddie as James Brown doing the intro to his very own talk show, Celebrity Hot Tub.