October True Crime: Deadly Vows (dir by Alan Metzger)


The 1994 made-for-TV movie Deadly Vows opens with a football game.

It’s just a friendly football game in the park.  The majority of the players appear to be frat boys.  They’re muscular and athletic and they play hard but they’re not professional athletes.  However, there is one player that sticks out.  Tom Weston (Gerald McRaney) is taking the game very seriously and he is determined to win.  He continually begs his team’s quarterback to throw him the ball.  When he’s tackled, he staggers back up and run back to the huddle, even though he’s limping and out-of-breath.  Again, Tom is taking the game very seriously.  Tom is also nearly twenty years older than the other players.

Tom is desperate to prove that he can still keep up with the young guys around him, even though it’s obvious that he can’t.  Tom also drives a truck for a living and spends his time on his CB radio, bragging about how good he is at his job and trying to pick fights with anyone who he feels doesn’t treat him with enough respect.  Incidentally, Tom is not driving a big truck.  He’s driving a small truck.  It’s actually more of a van than a truck…..

In other words, Tom is having a midlife crisis.

I think everyone either knows or has, at least, come across someone like Tom Weston.  He’s the balding, forty-something guy who brags about how he’s in the best shape of his life and who shamelessly flirts with every young woman that he sees, despite the fact that he’s married to a woman his own age, Nancy (Peggy Lipton).  Nancy, for her part, tries to be understanding.  Like a lot of insecure men, Tom is a very active gaslighter.  Indeed, when Nancy first meets Bobbi (Josie Bisset), she believes Tom when he says that Bobbi is just a friend.  Of course, the truth of the matter is that Tom is having an affair and he even married Bobbi a few weeks earlier.  Tom’s not just a guy having a mid-life crisis.  He’s also a bigamist.  And eventually, he’s a murderer.

Deadly Vows is based on the true story of Robert Harnois, a man who is currently in prison for murdering one wife and trying to kill the other.  When this film was made, Harnois had not yet been convicted of the murder which is why the character’s name was changed to Tom Weston.  The film itself is slightly ambiguous as to the circumstances that led to the murder.  While we see Tom reading about it in prison and smirking, we don’t actually see him taking the contract out on the victim’s life.  But, in a safely made-for-TV style, it’s pretty clearly implied that Tom hired someone to carry out the murder.  (And, in real life, that’s exactly what happened.)

Deadly Vows is, in many ways, a typical made-for-TV true crime film.  What sets it apart from other entries in the genre is Gerald McRaney’s chilling performance as Tom Weston.  McRaney plays Weston as the type of sociopath who thinks that he can charm his way out of any situation.  Instead, most people can see right through him and his manipulative bluster.  Indeed, the film portrays Tom as being a very stupid and pathetic man.  Unfortunately, one doesn’t have to be smart to hurt other people.  Peggy Lipton and especially Josie Bisset both give good performance as well but this film is ultimately dominated by McRaney’s performance as a murderous loser who simply cannot accept that he’s not 22 anymore.

Horror on TV: The Twilight Zone 1.9 “The Pool Guy” (dir by Paul Shapiro and Brad Turner)


For tonight’s excursion into the world of televised horror, we have an episode from the 2002 revival of The Twilight Zone.

In The Pool Guy, Richie (Lou Diamond Philips) is a pool cleaner with a problem.  While his clients appear to believe that Richie is living a glamorous life straight out of a bad suburban melodrama, Richie actually feels as if his life is going nowhere.  He’s never even gotten seduced by a bored housewife!  Maybe Richie just isn’t a very good pool guy…

However, Richie has another problem, on top of all that.  A man keeps mysteriously appearing and telling him to “Wake up!” before then shooting him.  Immediately after getting shot, Richie wakes up somewhere else, just to once again be approached by the same man.

What is going on and why is Richie being charged $12,000 for the experience!?

Over the years, there have been quite a few attempts to revive The Twilight Zone and the results have always been mixed.  The 2002 revival featured Forest Whitaker as the host and was canceled after just one season.  That said, The Pool Guy is actually pretty good.  Philips gives a good performance and the episode’s central mystery is an intriguing one.

This episode originally aired on October 16th, 2002!

Enjoy!

 

What Lisa Watched Last Night #153: Newlywed and Dead (dir by Penelope Buitenhuis)


Last night, I watched the Lifetime premiere movie, Newlywed and Dead!

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Why Was I Watching It?

There were a lot of reasons why I was watching Newlywed And Dead.  The main reason was that it was on Lifetime and watching, live tweeting, and reviewing Lifetime movies is one of the many things that I do!

Beyond that, I thought Newlywed and Dead was an absolutely brilliant title.  That title pretty much sums everything that we love about Lifetime movies, doesn’t it?

And finally, the movie starred Shenae Grimes-Beech!  Back when she was just Shenae Grimes (and before she showed up on 90210), she played Darcy Edwards on Degrassi!  Darcy was always one of my favorite characters on Degrassi.  Whether she was plotting to break Paige’s leg during a Spirit Squad routine, getting stalked as a result of the pictures she posted on MySpace (or MyRoom as Degrassi called it), leading prayers at Friendship Club, falsely accusing Mr. Simpson of sexual harassment, or encouraging Spinner to go to class stoned, Darcy was the best!

What Was It About?

Kristen Ward (Shenae Grimes-Beech) would appear to have the perfect life.  She not only lives in a beautiful valley but she works for handsome developer, Jay Morgan (Christopher Russell).  In fact, she not only works for him but she’s also married to him!  Of course, some people are concerned about Kristen marrying a man that she barely knows but Kristen knows that their love is true.  Even when she discovers that, 10 years earlier, Jay was arrested for assault, she doesn’t let that worry her.  Who doesn’t have a criminal record?

But then Jay’s aunt, Barbara (Venus Terzo), takes Kristen to the house where Jay grew up.  And Kristen sees a painting of Jay’s mother and notices that his mother looks just like her!  Considering that Jay’s mother died under mysterious circumstances, Kristen starts to get worried.

Then Aunt Barbara dies under equally mysterious circumstances…

And Kristen starts to get really worried…

What Worked?

Shamelessly melodramatic and just a little bit campy, Newlywed and Dead was everything that we love about Lifetime films.  I’ve often felt that the best thing about Lifetime films is knowing that people across the country are all saying, “Girl, don’t trust him!” at the same time that you are.  Watching a Lifetime movie is meant to be a communal experience, whether you’re forcing your sister or your BFF to watch with you or if you’re watching with a bunch of people on twitter.  Newlywed and Dead is definitely a film that should be watched with a group of your favorite people.

Beyond that, I liked the film’s look.  The mansions were opulent and the scenery was beautiful to look at.  There was one room that had way too much blue in it but otherwise, Newlywed and Dead was a feast for the eyes.

What Did Not Work?

As I watched the film, I kept waiting for that one unexpected twist that would transform it from being a very good Lifetime film to a great Lifetime film.  All great Lifetime films have that one moment where something totally insane happens.  While Newlywed and Dead features a lot of entertaining insanity, it never had the one moment.

(For example, I kept expecting Jay to reveal that he had an evil twin brother named Ray.  But it never happened.)

“Oh my God!  Just like me!” Moments

I always relate to any character played by Shenae Grimes-Beech.

Lessons Learned

Never marry your boss.

 

What Lisa Watched Last Night #141: Reluctant Witness (dir by Monika Mitchell)


Last night, I finally found the time to sit down and watch Reluctant Witness.  Of course, if you know me, you know that I can only sit still for 15 minutes at a time.  So, I spent a good deal of the movie standing up and cleaning the living room but, no matter what else I was doing, I still continued to watch the movie.

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Why Was I Watching It?

Reluctant Witness actually premiered last Sunday.  That was the same day that I got back from my vacation and I was way too busy unpacking and cleaning the house to watch it.  So, I set the DVR to record it because you never know when an unexpectedly brilliant movie might suddenly show up on Lifetime.  Last night, I finally remembered that Reluctant Witness was on the DVR so I decided to watch it and see if it was another classic, like Confessions of Go Go Girl.  (It turned out not to be a classic but it was Canadian and that’s almost as good!)

What Was It About?

Melissa (Mia Kirshner) was married to a Chicago gangster named Jimmy (James Kirk).  Jimmy was an abusive psychopath, the type of goes out his way to give the city of Chicago an even worse reputation than it already has.  So, Melissa goes to the FBI and offers to testify against Jimmy but only if they agree to help her and her daughter start a new life somewhere else.  Of course, the FBI says yes.

So, Jimmy goes to prison.  And then, a decade later, he gets paroled and he uses all of his gangster money to have plastic surgery.  And the plastic surgery is so amazingly good that he comes out of it looking like a totally different person!  (It helps that post-surgery Jimmy is played by a totally different actor named Paul McGillion.)  Jimmy fakes his own death and then goes searching for his wife.

Melissa has a totally new life, with new friends and a new boyfriend and a daughter who only sorta resents her.  Not only that but she also has a brand new name!  Melissa is now named Erin!  Everything appears to be perfect until the mysterious Warren shows up.  Warren reminds Erin of Jimmy.  Is Erin correct or is she just paranoid?

(Of course, we already know that Warren is actually Paul.  There wouldn’t be much of a movie otherwise…)

What Worked?

Mia Kirshner kicked ass in the role of Melissa/Erin!  I loved the fact that she the same reaction to all of this that I would probably have — which is to say that she was really annoyed and kinda wished that everyone would just go away.

What Did Not Work?

Despite having a somewhat interesting plot, the film just failed to hold my interest.  Maybe it’s because I was busy obsessively cleaning the living room but I found my mind wandering through the entire film.  It has all the elements for a good Lifetime film but they never quite came together.

“Oh my God!  Just like me!” Moments

I have a sister named Melissa and a sister named Erin!  Okay, so technically, that’s not really a “just like me” moment but I love my sisters.

Lessons Learned

Chicago is full of gangsters.