So, I Watched The Last Song (2010, Dir. by Julie Anne Robinson)


Ronnie Miller (Miley Cyrus), who is 17 and way too rebellious to be likable, travels to Georgia to spend the summer with her father, a former concert pianist named Steve (Greg Kinnear).  Ronnie is a sarcastic brat up until she discovers that a racoon is trying to eat a nest of turtle eggs.  She tries to protect the turtles.  The aquarium sends over a volunteer named Will (Liam Hemsworth) to watch over the turtle eggs and he and Ronnie fall in love over the course of several nights on the beach.  Ronnie starts to straighten out her life but then she learns that her father has cancer and that the reason he invited her and her brother to Georgia was so he could have one last summer with her.

This is a Nicholas Sparks story so, of course, someone has to die.  I always tell myself that I’m not going to cry whenever I watch a Nicholas Sparks movie and then I do.  Greg Kinnear was really likable as Steve and Liam Hemsworth was really cute as Will and I know I would have fallen in love with him too if we were protecting turtle eggs together.  When the eggs hatched, the baby turtles were adorable.

It’s too bad Miley Cyrus can’t act because her performance was so bad that it ruined the movie.  Even the racoon that tried to steal the turtle eggs outacted her.  I got tired of Ronnie and her attitude.  No matter what happened, Ronnie had to be sarcastic about it.  Even when she finally realized that the world didn’t revolve around her, Miley still delivered all of her lines in the same flat, smartass tone of voice so I didn’t buy her change of heart at all.

I’m glad the turtles made it back to the ocean.

Music Video of the Day: Easy Lover by Miley Cyrus (2025, dir by Miley Cyrus, Jacob Bixenman, and Brendan Walter)


Oh hey, it’s yet another behind-the-scenes style music video.  Look at all the effort that goes into shooting a Miley Cyrus video, everyone!

Oh well.  Even if I am a bit cynical about this video’s format, at least Miley’s improved as a performer over the past few years.

Enjoy!

Music Video of the Day: Jaded by Miley Cyrus (2023, dir by Jacob Bixenman and Brendan Walter)


Miley’s sorry that you’re jaded.

Jaded is defined as being “tired, bored, or lacking enthusiasm, typically after having had too much of something,” so I guess it’s appropriate that the video for the song is kind of boring and features all of the tired Miley stuff that we’ve already seen in a hundred other videos, some of which featured Miley and some of which didn’t.  It’s interesting that we live in a world where we have many stars but few of them really seem to have much of a personality.

Enjoy!

Music Video of the Day: You’re Gonna Make Me Lonesome When You Go, covered by Miley Cyrus (2012, dir by James Minchin III)


For today’s music video of the day, Miley Cyrus covers Bob Dylan.  It’s a simple video, which is appropriate for both the song and Miley’s version of it.

Enjoy!

Music Video of the Day: River by Miley Cyrus (2023, dir by Jacob Bixenman)


Today’s music video of the day comes to us from Miley Cyrus.  It pretty much looks and sounds like almost every other music video that’s come out over the past few months but the familiarity is the point.  We’re not living in an age of risk takers, especially when it comes to music.

Enjoy!

Music Video of the Day: Flowers by Miley Cyrus (2023, dir by Jacob Bixenman)


With this video, Miley Cyrus lets the world know that she doesn’t need Liam Hemsworth to have fun.  Or, at least, that seems to be the most popular interpretation online.  Myself, whenever I see a Miley Cyrus video, I remember how, whenever The Soup did a segment on her, the producer would yell, “It’s Miley!”

That was good fun.

Enjoy!

Music Video of the Day: Party in the U.S.A. by Miley Cyrus (2009, dir by Chris Applebaum)


“It’s Miley!” as they used to yell on The Soup.

This is the video for Party in the U.S.A., which Miley later said was meant to be a celebration of 1) Grease, 2) her parents, and 3) “high gloss, glamorous white trash.” I don’t know if I would ever openly admit to celebrating both my parents and white trash in the same video but whatever. The important thing is that everyone appears to be enjoying themselves and that’s what matters the most. If you’re not having fun, why even appear in a music video, right?

Seriously, it’s time to party in the U.S.A. May this video serve as your guide.

Enjoy!