Horror Film Review: Handling the Undead (dir by Thea Hvistendahl)


Handling The Undead opens, as many Norwegian films tend to do, with a shot of an overcast sky, an ugly apartment complex, and a forest that appears to be submerged in shadows.  From the opening shots, it’s a depressing film.  Again, that won’t come as a surprise to anyone who has ever watched a Norwegian film.

Three families are dealing with death. A woman has buried her young son and is now struggling not only with her grief but also her loving but overbearing father, whose attempts to make her feel better have the exact opposite result.  An old woman’s longtime spouse lies in a coffin, having not yet been put back into the Earth.  A woman is rushed to a hospital after an automobile accident and is not expected to live.

At night something happens.  The lights turn off.  Static is heard on every radio.  When the lights come back, so do the dead.  The grandfather hears his grandson wheezing and beating on his coffin and promptly digs him up.  The old woman’s spouse climbs out of her coffin on her own and returns to the home where she lived for decades.  The car accident victims opens her eyes and is alive, even though the doctor say that her heart is not beating rapidly enough to sustain life.  While the local authorities try to figure out why the dead have come back to life and to try to keep track of where they’ve all gone, their relatives spend one more day with their loved ones.

The problem is that dead may be alive but they’ve come back as silent and unemotional empty shells.  They seem to have a slight memory of their former lives but they don’t react to anything in a normal way.  Instead, they stare straight ahead.  The child has already started to decay and his return brings no happiness to his mother.  In fact, there’s not much happiness to be found anywhere in Handling the Undead.  One gets the feeling that even Ingmar Bergman would want to tell this film to lighten up.

Handling the Undead unfolds at a leisurely pace.  There are a few creepy scenes but, for the most part, the horror comes from what we’re expecting the zombies to do than what we actually see them do.  Everyone watching the movie knows what is eventually going to happen with the zombies.   We know that eventually, the undead will attack the living.  Handling the Undead, however, is more concerned with how the living would react to the dead than how the dead will eventually destroy the living.  There’s very little dialogue and every scene is darkly lit and full of shadows.  The majority of the characters hope that the returned dead will act like their old selves but they soon discover that they can’t go back to the way things once were.  It’s an intelligent film about how we grieve and deal with loss.

That said, it’s also a rather dull film.  It’s a deliberately boring film and, at times, it’s low-key approach feels almost as gimmicky as the blood and guts that can be found in more traditional zombie films.  Stretched out to 90 minutes, the running time feels like an endurance test.  And again, that’s probably what the filmmakers were going for but it doesn’t make the film any easier to sit through.  When one reaches the end of a 90-minute film that is this purposefully slow, one has the right to expect more of an emotional or intellectual payoff than this film provides.  This is a film that I can grudgingly respect but it’s not something that I’ll ever watch again.

Quickie Horror Review: Dead Snow (dir. by Tommy Wirkola)


One thing about the zombie monster is that they’re pretty much a blank slate and anyone with an idea on how to use them can add their own spin to this undead staple in horror. Some have made zombies be undead Templar knights who hunted by sound. Some have even been made in combination with Egyptian mummies. There has even been zombies underwater fighting and trying to feed on sharks. In 2009, Norwegian Tommy Wirkola filmmaker took the zombie and combined it with that other icon of evil in entertainment, the Nazi. What he was able to create with this combo is the horror film Dead Snow.

The film begins with a lone woman running frantically through the snows somewhere in the mountain fjords of Norway with unknown figures chasing her. Like most horror films which begins like this her fate looks to be predetermined and how she finally buys it shows the audience that this is not going to be the usual zombie film as undead figures tear her apart and devour her while wearing the typical Nazi regalia. This gory start segues into the unfortunate group who will end up having to experience and deal with the sudden problem of WWII-era Nazis who had occupied Norway during the war and had ended up being buried (and presumed killed by the Norwegians near the end of the war) for decades in the snows of the Norwegian mountainside.

There’s really nothing too special about the seven students who decided to spend their Easter vacationing in the mountain cabin owned by the young woman killed earlier in the film. They’re not one-dimensional characters, but they’re also not the smartest tools in the shed as they make the usual mistakes young people make while staying at an isolated cabin high up in the mountain with a reputation for being haunted and cursed. The film’s director also co-wrote this script with screenwriter Stig Frode Henriksen and one could almost sense they were trying to emulate the group dynamics of the group in Edgar Wright’s instant zombie-comedy classic Shaun of the Dead. While Wirkola and Henriksen never reach the same level of creativity in their characters the actors playing them do a good enough job that we root for them to survive the siege of the suddenly hungry Nazi zombies outside their cabin.

Dead Snow does have something which raises the film from being dull and predictable into something very entertaining and thrilling through it’s many gory set-pieces. These scenes as the survivors try to fight their way and escape the Nazi zombies (or are they zombie Nazis) doesn’t skimp on the blood and gore. Wirkola may have known that the story of his film was very thin on plot with charactersa step or two above cardboard so decided to just let the grue fly. It’s here that Dead Snow suddenly becomes jet-fueled rollercoaster ride as bodies (both living and undead) get mutilated, decapitated, blasted, shot-up and everything in-between. The final stand-off with the final survivors and an increasing number of Nazi zombies makes this film worth watching.

Tommy Wirkola’s Dead Snow doesn’t bring too many new things to the zombie genre (Nazi zombies having been done decades earlier in films such as Shock Waves and Oasis of the Zombies), but he does add some dark humor and a healthy dose of over-the-top zombie mayhem that makes the film quite entertaining despite it’s flaws. Plus, how can one go wrong with picking something to watch that has Nazi zombies gallivanting their bloody way through Norwegian mountainsides with a hankering for Norwegian students.