Late Night Retro Television Review: Friday the 13th: The Series 2.9 “13 O’Clock”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a new feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Fridays, I will be reviewing Friday the 13th: The Series, a show which ran in syndication from 1987 to 1990. The show can be found on YouTube!

This week, time stops.

Episode 2.9 “13 O’Clock”

(Dir by Rob Hedden, originally aired on January 2nd, 1989)

Wealthy but dorky Henry Wilkerson (Ron Hartmann) owns a watch that he inherited from his father.  The watch can stop time at exactly one a.m., giving the owner the chance to do whatever he or she wants for an hour while the world is frozen.  The only catch is that someone has to be murdered before the watch will do its thing.  Henry, like his father before him, has killed a lot of people and stolen a lot of money while the world was frozen.  But then Henry is murdered by his wife, Reatha (Gwynyth Walsh), who wants the watch for herself and her adulterous, criminal lover, Eric (David Proval, who later played Richie Aprile on The Sopranos).

When Jack reads a series of newspaper articles about a bunch of murders and thefts that all seem to take place near the subway station at one in the morning, he figures out that someone is using a cursed watch.  (Actually, it’s kind of strange just how quickly Jack manages to figure that out.  Jack, is there something you need to share with everyone?)  Micki and Ryan investigate the area around the station and they meet two homeless teenagers, Skye and Johnny-O  (played by Ingrid Veninger and Jason Hopley).  Skye witnessed Reatha killing Henry and she is about to become Reatha’s next target.

This was one of the better episodes of Friday the 13th.  The scenes where time froze were remarkably well-done, with the world not only stopping but also transforming into black-and-white.  Only Reatha and anyone who is with her can move and they are also the only things not stripped of color in the frozen world.  The sight of Reatha, Eric, and eventually Ryan walking through the frozen and eerily silent subway station is a surprisingly powerful one.  This is an episode that really does seem to capture what it would be like to actually live in a world where magic collides with everyday, mundane reality.  The special effects earned this show an Emmy nomination and it was certainly deserved.  They’re still effective, even when viewed today by eyes that have been jaded by too much CGI.

Reatha, Eric, and Henry make for a memorable trio of villains and Gwynyth Walsh especially deserves some credit for fearlessly embracing the melodrama in her performance as Reatha.  If you ever wondered what would happen if a femme fatale from a classic noir made a deal with Satan, Reatha is your answer.  I will admit that I cringed a little when the homeless teens showed up but Ingrid Veninger and Jason Hopley were well-cast and they turned their stereotypical characters into sympathetic human beings.

I wish this episode had been a bit clearer on how the stopwatch works.  At the end of the episode, Reatha and Eric appear to be permanently frozen in time but they’re frozen in a very public place and you really do have to wonder what’s going to happen when people notice two monochrome people standing frozen on the train tracks.

But that’s a minor quibble.  Overall, this was a superior episode of Friday the 13th.

Retro Television Review: T and T 3.14 “Mr. Big”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a new feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Fridays, I will be reviewing T. and T., a Canadian show which ran in syndication from 1987 to 1990.  The show can be found on Tubi!

This week, Fritz and Nobby return and Terri actually gets to do lawyer stuff for once.

Episode 3.14 “Mr. Big”

(Dir by Don McCutcheon, originally aired on April 7th, 1990)

Fritz (Dominic Cuzzocrea) and Nobby (Avery Saltzman) are back!

Fritz and Nobby were two incompetent crooks who appeared in a handful of episodes of T and T.  When they first appeared, they were murderers who tried to kill T.S.  But, T and T being the type of show that it was, they soon become lovable bumblers who constantly needed Turner to save them when their plans went awry.  In this episode, Fritz and Nobby hire Terri to defend them when they’re accused of running the biggest theft ring in Canada.  Terri’s defense is that Fritz and Nobby are too stupid to be masterminds and she calls T.S. to the stand to testify to just how dumb the two criminals are.  In the end, the real Mr. Big is exposed and the judge agrees that Fritz and Nobby are too stupid to go to prison.  Unfortunately, the stupidity defense rarely works in real life so don’t try it the next time your in court.  Then again, if you’re taking legal advice from T and T or from someone who is reviewing T and T, there’s probably no hope to begin with.

(Then again, it’s totally possible that the defense might work in Canada.  Canadian judges are probably nicer than American judges.)

Turner being called to the stand does lead to quite a few flashbacks, though not enough to make this an official clip show.  Interestingly, a lot of the flashbacks are taken from the episode that aired right before this one.  So, in case you forgot what happened last week, this episode is here to remind you of the time that T.S. Turner faked his own death in order to outwit a superstitious gypsy.  What?  Seriously, I’m still trying to figure that episode out.

Usually, Fritz and Nobby kind of annoy me but they actually made me smile in this episode.  They may be criminals but they’re also friends and there’s something sweet about Fritz not wanting Nobby to killed in prison.  As well, this episode actually allows Terri to enter a courtroom and show off her legal skills.  There’s nothing all that believable about T and T’s courtroom scenes but at least this episode exists to remind us that Terri does more than just hang out in Decker’s gym.

As with most of season 3’s episodes, Mr. T seems to be bored with the whole thing but Dominic Cuzzocrea and Avery Saltman make for a likable comedy team.  By T and T standards — and especially by season 3 standards — this was an enjoyable episode.

Live Tweet Alert: Join #FridayNightFlix For Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb!


As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in a few weekly live tweets on Twitter and Mastodon.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We tweet our way through it.

Tonight, at 10 pm et, #FridayNightFlix presents, in memory of James Earl Jones, 1964’s Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb!  Jones made his film debut in this Stanley Kubrick-directed classic.

If you want to join us this Friday, just hop onto twitter, start the movie at 10 pm et, and use the #FridayNightFlix hashtag!  It’s a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy.

Dr. Strangelove is available on Prime!  See you there!

Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964, dir by Stanley Kubrick, DP: Gilbert Taylor)

Happy Friday the 13th From The Shattered Lens


Happy Friday the 13th!

Today is the greatest Friday of the year because today is not only the 13th but it’s also only a month until October 13th!  Some people consider Friday the 13th to be unlucky but those people have obviously never been the only “good girl” at a weekend party up at Camp Crystal Lake.  Ask any of them and they can tell you just how lucky Friday the 13th can be.

To our readers who are currently struggling today, we make the following suggestion: Turn off twitter.  Turn off MSNBC.  Definitely turn off CNN.  Block ABC from your memory.  And why not just sit back and enjoy the antics of those fun-loving kids up at Camp Crystal Lake?

In fact, in case you need help picking which movie to watch, I hve reviewed every single Friday the 13th! here on the Shattered Lens!  I personally recommend that you watch parts 1, 2, and 4 but it’s totally up to you!  Here’s some links to my reviews:

Friday the 13th

Friday the 13th Part 2

Friday the 13th Part 3

Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter

Friday the 13th: A New Beginning

Friday the 13th: Jason Lives

Friday the 13th Part VII: A New Blood

Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday

Jason X

Freddy vs Jason

Friday the 13th: The Pointless Remake

And then be sure to check out: 12 Thing You May Not Have Known About Friday the 13th and my review of Camp Crystal Lake Memories!

The world will still be here when you get back, we promise.

Happy Friday the 13th everyone!  Horrorthon ’24 is just a two weeks away!