October Positivity: Me Again (dir by David A.R. White)


In 2011’s Me Again, David A.R. White stars as Rich.

Rich is a typical David A.R. White character.  He’s a preacher with a young family and he has lost his ability to excite his congregation.  His sermons are dry and boring and show little connection with the concerns or lives of those listening.  Rich is burned out and his wife, April (Ali Landry), is tired of listening to him complain.  When they were children, April promised Rich that they were meant to be together.  Now that they are adults and married, April and Rich are separated and April wants to make the divorce final.

Poor Rich!  No one respects him and he’s about to lose his family.  His one friend, Tony (Tommy Blaze), tries to offer some good advice but Rich doesn’t want to hear it.  Rich just wants to feel sorry for himself and watch an odd infomercial hosted by Big Earl (Bruce McGill).  Big Earl says that if you call his number, he can change your life.  Rich doesn’t call the number but his life gets changed anyways.

Rich finds himself being transported from one body to another.  When he wakes up, he’s a wealthy man who has no friends and who has a heart condition.  Just as quickly, he finds himself in the body of Chloe (Andrea White Logan), an insecure super model with an eating disorder.  Then, suddenly, he’s in the body of a fish floating in a fish tank in Tony’s restaurant.  Then he’s his daughter’s teen boyfriend, who is pressuring her to start taking birth control.  (AGCK!)  Then he’s in his wife’s body.  Briefly, he takes control of Della Reese.  He even spends some time in jail, talking to Big Earl.

And I guess the idea is that, from going to body to body, Rich learns why he needs to stop feeling sorry for himself and actually make the effort to make his marriage work.  He also comes to understand the problems of a few other people.  The rich man needs to go to church.  The model needs to do something about all the disparaging post-it notes that she has hanging around her house.  Her daughter’s boyfriend needs to be handcuffed with a sock in his mouth.  The fish need as new home.  You get the idea.

This movie …. well, let’s give credit where credit is due.  David A.R. White is not a bad actor and his comedic timing is adequate.  There were a few moments when he did make me smile.  I laughed out loud when he suddenly became a fish.  As a director, though, White goes a bit overboard.  The whole thing with Rich becoming a model starts out as relatively humorous but then it just goes on and on.  As well, I appreciated the message of taking care of other people but I’m not sure that the best way to communicate that message was for the very white Rich to briefly inhabit the body of a black housekeeper.  The intentions may have been good but the execution often left me cringing.

Me Again is like a lot of faith-based comedies.  There are a few humorous moments but, in the end, it’s just too uneven to really work.

Adventures in Cleaning Out The DVR: Stolen From The Suburbs (dir by Alex Wright)


Stolen From The Suburbs

After I watched 16 and Missing, it was time to continue cleaning out my DVR by watching Stolen From The Suburbs.  Stolen From The Suburbs is a Lifetime film that originally aired on August 30th and I’m not sure why I missed watching it the first time that it aired.

If I had to describe Stolen From The Suburbs in one word, it would be intense.  From the opening scene, in which two homeless teenagers are forcibly abducted by a man who pretended to be from a charitable organization to the film’s final violent stand-off, this is one intense film.  While it has all the usual Lifetime tropes — rebellious daughter, overwhelmed single daughter, untrustworthy men, and hints of real-world significance — Stolen From The Suburbs is a hundred times more intense than your average Lifetime film.  Indeed, this is one of the rare Lifetime films that ends without the hint that everything is going to be okay.  While there are hugs at the end, there is no reassuring coda.  The emotional and physical damage inflicted in Stolen From The Suburbs feels real and has real consequences.

Widowed Katherine (Cynthia Watros) and her teenager daughter, Emma (Sydney Sweeney), has just moved to the suburbs.  Katherine is a loving mother and Emma is a good daughter, the type who even turns down a beer on the beach because she told her mother that she wouldn’t drink.  However, when Emma meets the cute (and asthmatic) Adam (Nick Roux), she starts to resent her mother’s overprotectiveness.  When Katherine finally says that she doesn’t want Emma hanging out with Adam, Emma responds by sneaking out of the house and never returning.

Desperately searching for her daughter, Katherine goes down to the mall and finds Emma’s cell phone tossed away in a dumpster.  When she calls the police, Katherine tells them that Emma has been kidnapped.  The unsympathetic detectives ask her if Emma has a history of running away and basically prove themselves to be useless.  (The cops are always useless in a Lifetime film.)  Katherine teams up with Anna Fray (Brooke Nevins), a missing persons activist, to find Emma.

What Anna tells Katherine is terrifying.  Anna explains that teenage girls have been vanishing all over town.  The police assume that they are runaways and make no effort to find them.  In reality, though, the girls are being sold as sex slaves.

And that’s exactly what happened to Emma. Emma and several other teenage girls have been abducted and are now locked in a cage.  In just a few days, they will be auctioned off to the highest bidder.  Overseeing the entire operation is Milena (Oliva d’Abo).

As played by d’Abo, Milena is one of the great Lifetime villains.  As she explains it, she was kidnapped herself and sold as a sex slave.  However, she has now managed to take over the operation and takes obvious pleasure in putting others through the same torture that she suffered.  Playing the role with an ever present smirk and a haughty cruelty, Olivia d’Abo is absolutely chilling as Milena.

Also giving a great performance is Cynthia Watros.  (You may remember her as Libby on Lost.)  Watros makes Katherine’s pain and desperation feel incredibly real and when she finally confronts Milena, it’s absolutely riveting.

Stolen From The Suburbs is an excellent Lifetime film.  Keep an eye out for it!