Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi Junior High 2.13 “Pass Tense”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sunday, I will be reviewing the Canadian series, Degrassi Junior High, which aired on CBC and PBS from 1987 to 1989!  The series can be streamed on YouTube!

The second season of Degrassi Junior High comes to a close with a historic episode!

Episode 2.13 “Pass Tense”

(Dir by Kit Hood, originally aired on March 28th, 1988)

The school year is nearly over and it’s time for the 8th Grade to graduate.  Next year, they will all be going to high school except …. well, they won’t.  Even while Stephanie and the Farrell Twins are making fun of the 7th Graders for having to do all the work to prepare for the big graduation dance, word comes down from the district that, starting next year, Degrassi Junior High will have a Grade 9.  Even though most of the show’s characters are set to graduate and go to High School, they’ll still be attending classes at Degrassi Junior High next season school year.

(The official story is that the high school was overcrowded so adding a Grade 9 to Degrassi was the only option.  The truth, of course, is that the show got popular and was renewed for a third season and the show’s producers didn’t want to lose 75% of their cast.)

However, one eighth grader will not be “graduating.”  Joey Jeremiah has flunked! Oddly, Joey passed his final exams but, as Raditch puts it, he only scraped by and Raditch feels that Joey is too smart to only be scraping by.  Mr. Raditch called Joey’s parents and told them that Joey could either go into the 9th Grade and be put in a low-academic program or he could repeat the 8th Grade and hopefully mature a little.  Joey’s parents agreed that Joey should be held back.  “Flunk our son!” they apparently said.

(To be honest, this seems like kind of an unfair move on the part of Mr. Raditch and I’m not really sure how Joey can be held back after passing all of his exams.  It seems rather arbitrary.)

At first, Joey declares that he’s not going to go to the graduation dance, even though the Zit Remedy is scheduled to make their public debut.  Wheels confronts Joey and tells him that he’s smart and that he owes it to his friends to show up.  Wheels gets a bit judgmental, all thing considered.  Joey is being held back on the whims of Mr. Raditch so Joey really has every right to be mad.  Aren’t there any lawyers in Canada who can sue the school on Joey’s behalf?

(Add to that, I always smile a bit whenever Wheels gets judgmental of anyone.  Hey, Wheels, Joey’s not the one who is destined to go to prison for killing someone while driving drunk.)

Joey eventually does show up at the dance, apparently having been convinced that his friends won’t be laughing at him behind his back.  (From what we see, everyone is supportive.  I guess they’re just nicer in Canada.)  Greeting Snake and Wheels, Joey takes a moment to flirt, for the first time, with Caitlin, who is destined to become the love of his life.  He then says that he’s ready to perform.  This leads to a historic moment as the Zit Remedy takes the stage for the very first time.  They perform their one and only song, the deathless Everybody Wants Something.

Everybody wants something

They’ll never give up

Everybody wants something

They’ll take your money

And never give up

Finally, Spike, who is allowed to attend the dance after not being allowed to attend class, goes into a labor as the episode’s end credits roll.  This is a huge moment, both because Spike is giving birth to Emma Nelson, who will be the lead character for the first few seasons of Degrassi: The Next Generation.  A running joke on DTNG would be Emma’s hatred of Everybody Wants Something so, for me, it was kind of fun to watch this episode and discover that this was the last song Spike listened to before giving birth.

(Speaking of Degrassi: The Next Generation, I had to smile at just how much Joey freaked out about getting held back.  DTNG was infamous for using the flimsiest of excuses to keep its more popular characters from graduating on time.  Ashley, Jimmy, Spinner, and a host of others were all held back.  Spinner was actually held back twice.)

And so ends the second season of Degrassi Junior High.  The second season was great and this finale did everything that a good finale is meant to do.  It wrapped up two major storylines while also hinting at what the future held.  It also gave Pat Mastroianni, Neil Hope, and Amanda Stepto a chance to show how much all three of them had developed as actors since the show’s first season. Mastroianni especially did a good job as Joey realized that his year of goofing off and not trying had finally caught up with him.  That said, I still think he needs to sue both the school and Mr. Raditch.  He probably needs to get emancipated from his parents as well.  What type of mother or father says, “Flunk my child?”

Next week, we start season 3!

Late Night Retro Television Reviews: Degrassi Junior High 2.4 “Dinner & A Show”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sunday, I will be reviewing the Canadian series, Degrassi Junior High, which aired on CBC and PBS from 1987 to 1989!  The series can be streamed on YouTube!

In yourself, you must believe….

Episode 2.4 “Dinner & A Show”

(Dir by John Bertram, originally aired on January 25th, 1988)

It’s a night of awkward dates and dinners on this week’s episode of Degrassi Junior High!

Yick Yu finally works up the courage to ask Melanie if she would like to go to a movie with him.  While Kathleen rolls her eyes in the background, Melanie says that she’d love to see a movie with Yick.  Yick suggests that they see Revenge of the Reptile, which is really gory and features killer reptiles!  Melanie says that she’s not into any of that and suggests that they instead see Crying Into The Wind.  Yick agrees, even though it’s obvious that Crying Into The Wind is not a film that is going to appeal to a typical 13 year-old male.

After Yick leaves, Kathleen makes fun of Melanie for having a date.  Melanie replies that it’s not a date.  She and Yick are just friends and Melanie is looking for “a man.”  Right on schedule, Snake walks up and asks Melanie if she wants to see a movie.  Melanie, forgetting all about her plans with Yick, says, “Sure!”  Snake suggests Revenge of the Reptile.  Melanie, forgetting that she’s not into gory reptile films, says, “Sure!”

Poor Yick is heartbroken when Melanie tells him that something has come up and she won’t be able to go to the movies with him.  Arthur suggests that Yick cheer himself up by going to see Revenge of the Reptile….

Meanwhile, Shane’s parents want to have dinner with Spike and her mother.  Shane’s parents have decided a few things.  First off, the baby is going to be given up for adoption.  Secondly, Shane is going to private school.  While sending Shane to a private school might not be a bad idea, deciding what’s going to happen to the baby before they’ve even met Spike or her mother is definitely not cool.  Shane’s parents are the first of many bad parents that will show up over the course of Degrassi’s long history.

Spike decides to just not tell her mom about the dinner invitation.  But then Shane’s parents call personally and invite them to a fancy restaurant.  Needless to say, it’s not a pleasant dinner.  Shane’s father not only wants to send Shane to private school but he also thinks that Spike should be sent to a home for unwed mothers, like a character in a 1930s farm melodrama.  Shane’s mother, meanwhile, makes no secret of the fact that she blames Spike more than she blames her son.  Finally, Shane stands up for himself and says that he’s not going to go to private school.  Of course, Shane then ruins the moment by saying that he’s ready to be a father.  No, Shane, you’re not.  You’re barely ready to be in the 8th Grade.

At the movie theater, Snake and Melanie discover that they really don’t have much in common.  Snake may be a nice guy but he’s a terrible conversationalist.  Joey and Wheels, upset that they don’t have dates, show up and spend the whole time making snarky comments.  (Joey brings along a toy Godzilla that he uses to try to scare Melanie.)  Worst of all, Yick shows up and finds himself staring straight at Melanie.  Melanie smiles awkwardly while Yick’s heart breaks once again.

The next day, at school, Melanie tells Kathleen that her date wasn’t that great.  Meanwhile, Spike asks Shane if he even wants her to have the baby and Shane can’t answer.

I loved the way the episode contrasted the awkwardness of Melanie’s date with the awkwardness of Spike’s dinner.  Melanie’s problems are nowhere near as serious as Spike’s but both of them are a result of immature people trying to make mature decisions.  The main theme of this episode is that no one is ready to be an adult.  Melanie says that she’s ready to date “a man,” but she can’t even find it in herself to be honest with Yick.  Yick and Snake both want to start dating but they’re still incapable of understanding that Revenge of the Reptile is not exactly a romantic movie.  Shane wants to be a father but can barely stand up to his own parents.  Shane’s parents may be adults but they don’t understand that being an adult means talking to other people before deciding their lives for them.  The only person who truly understands how lost everyone is Spike and all she can do is try to make it day-by-day.

Watching an episode like this, it’s nice to know that Spike will eventually find happiness with Snake and that her daughter will grow up to be Emma.  I can only imagine how emotionally devastating all of this must have been for people watching it for the first time in 1988.  Degrassi Junior High rarely offered false hope, which is why it remains relevant today.

 

 

Late Night Retro Television Reviews: Degrassi Junior High 1.11 “It’s Late”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sunday, I will be reviewing the Canadian series, Degrassi Junior High, which aired on CBC and PBS from 1987 to 1989!  The series can be streamed on YouTube!

This week, we have the episode that would eventually turn out to be the most important in the history of the Degrassi franchise.

Episode 1.11 “It’s Late”

(Dir by Kit Hood, originally aired on March 29th, 1987)

This is it.  This is not only the episode that really established Degrassi Junior High as a show that dealt, honestly, with things that teenagers were actually dealing with but it’s also the episode that, albeit unintentionally, lay the groundwork for what would become Degrassi: The Next Generation.  It was an episode that was considered to be so controversial that the BBC refused to air the episode.  Indeed, It’s Late would not air in the UK until 1988, by which point the repercussions of this episode had already been felt in every episode that followed.

(How confusing must it have been to be a British Degrassi fan in the 80s?)

This episode opens with a party at Lucy’s house where, as usual, Lucy’s parents are not present.  While Joey, Wheels, and the twins wait outside, Spike and her boyfriend, Shane, lock themselves in a guest room.  “What are you guys doing in there?” one of the twins — I think it was Heather but who knows, to be honest — repeatedly asks.

A few weeks later, Spike comes to school in a bad mood.  She’s late to Mr. Raditch’s class and Mr. Raditch mentions — in front of everyone! — that Spike’s grades have been suffering and that she’s no longer that good role model that she used to be.  (Seriously, that’s kind of harsh, Raditch.)  When Shane smiles at her from the back of the classroom, Spike looks away without a word.

After class, Joey and Wheels try to get Shane to tell them about what happened at the party.  “Haven’t you guys ever had sex before?” Shane asks, with a smirk that is just begging to be slapped off of his face.  Both Joey and Wheels lie and say that they’ve had lots of sex.  But still, Joey has some questions.  For instance, why won’t Spike talk to Shane.  Shane says he’s not sure what Spike is upset about.  “I bet she’s got her period!” Joey announces.

However, as Spike tells Heather and Erica Farrell, the opposite is the case.  She’s late and she’s now frightened that she might be pregnant.  Unfortunately, Spike has no one to talk to about sex.  She’s scared to tell her mother (Rhonda Kristi).  The twins are clueless about sex.  Lucy tells Spike not to worry because she’s heard that you can’t get pregnant from your first time.  When Spike tells Shane that she’s scared that she might be pregnant, Shane walks away from her without a word.  Spike is totally alone and can only watch and listen as people around her either go crazy over baby pictures or complain about how much they can’t stand their kids.

Eventually, Spike does buy a pregnancy test but, when she arrives home, her mother demands to know what’s in the bag.  Finally, Spike shows her the test and Spike’s mother takes her to a clinic to find out for sure.  Shane, who still looks shell-shocked, also shows up at the clinic.  Spike’s mother tells Spike that no matter what happens, “I’m behind you.”

And….

Actually, let’s get the B-plot out of the way really quickly.  Yes, even the most important episode in the history the Degrassi franchise had a B-plot, featuring Arthur and Yick.  In this case, Yick has to work up the courage to ask out Melanie.  And he finally does, though only after misquoting a poem and causing Melanie to have an allergic reaction by giving her a bunch of flowers.  Still, Melanie is excited to ice skating with Yick.  Good for them!  I just hope Yick can actually go on his date without Arthur demanding to come along.  Seriously, Arthur is way too clingy.

Anyway, back to the plot we care about.

Spike is pregnant!  The episode ends with Spike and Shane talking in a school stairwell, trying to figure out what they’re going to do.  Neither wants to be a parent.  Spike doesn’t think that she could have a baby and give it up for adoption.  She says, “Maybe I could just not have it,” just for Shane to say that he’s against abortion.  Of course, Shane also says, “You’re not going to want me to marry you, are you?” so maybe Shane should just keep his opinions to himself.

“It was just a little mistake,” Spike says.

“It was kind of a big mistake,” Shane replies.

The episode ends with a freeze-frame of Spike’s tear-streaked face.  Suddenly, the cheerful Degrassi music starts up.  Other reviewers have commented on how jarring it can sometimes be to hear the peppy Degrassi theme song after spending 30 minutes watching teenagers deal with things like eating disorders, bullying, drug abuse, mental health issues, and unplanned pregnancies and they have a point.  That said, in this case, the combination of the very sad freeze frame and the jaunty music actually provides a bit of a relief for a very dramatic episode.  It gives the viewer an excuse to breathe a sigh of relief and smile.

This is one of Degrassi Junior High‘s best episodes, one that is intelligently written and which also is carried by Amanda Stepto’s strong and emotionally honest performance as Spike.  (Reportedly, for years after this episode aired, Stepto received letters from girls asking her for advice.)  Those of us who are fans of the Degrassi franchise know that Spike is going to keep the baby, Shane is going to have a bad acid trip and end up in an assisted living facility, and their daughter is going to be the center of the first eight seasons of Degrassi: The Next Generation.  We also know that Joey is eventually become much less of a jerk and Spike is going to end up marrying Snake.  But that’s all waiting in the future.  This episode ends with two teenagers still struggling to come to terms with the fact that, at 14, their lives have changed forever.