Street Fighter (1994, directed by Stephen E. de Souza)


What does the M. stand for in M. Bison?

Originally, it was supposed to stand for Mike but my theory is that it stands for Marvelous because how else can you describe Raul Julia’s performance as the villain of Street Fighter?  Julia was dying of stomach cancer when he played Bison, a condition reflected by his gaunt appearance.  But Julia still obviously threw himself into every scene, delivering every melodramatic line as if it was the most important piece of dialogue that he had ever been trusted with delivering.  As a film, Street Fighter is an overedited mess that features one of Jean-Claude Van Damme’s worst performances.  Raul Julia saves it, though.  He gets some of the worst lines and transforms them into the best lines through sheer determination.  That man could have read the phone book and made it interesting.

Jean-Claude Van Damme is Col. Guile in this early video game adaptation.  This isn’t one of Van Damme’s better performances.  He doesn’t really play the Guile from the game.  Instead, he’s just Van Damme with a blue beret and an American flag on his bicep.  Far better are Damian Chapa as Ken and Bryon Mann as Ryu, even though neither gets to do as much as a fan of the game would want them to.  Ming-Na Wen is a promising Chun Li but, instead of focusing on her fighting skill, the movie gets bogged down in trying to set her up for a sequel that would never come.  Are you a fan of Cammy?  Don’t get excited because all Kylie Minogue does is ask Guile if he’s okay.  I did like Wes Studi as Sagat and Gregg Rainwater and Peter Tuiasosopo as T. Hawk and Honda but it still feels like only Raul Julia gives a performance that can compete with the video game version of his character.

There were four editors credited for Street Fighter and maybe that explains why the fights are a mess and the plot is impossible to follow.  It’s a video game adaptation and I don’t demand much but I would like to know who is winning each fight.  The film’s visual scheme, meant to duplicate the look of the game, showed some promise but the editing gave the movie a frantic feel that made it difficult to really appreciate the production design.

There’s never really been a good Street Fighter film but I still think it could happen with the right cast and crew.  If Mortal Kombat could (eventually) be turned into a decent movie, why not Street Fighter?  I still don’t think anyone will ever top Raul Julia as M. Bison, though.  Raul Julia made you believe in Pax Bisonica!

“And peace will reign and all humanity will bow to me in humble gratitude.” — M. Bison

Music Video of the Day: Me Oh My by Kylie Minogue (2024, dir by Charlie Di Placido)


Watching this video reminded me of the time that I went to Florence and became totally overwhelmed by the shock of viewing so many great works of art in person.  I nearly fainted!  It’s an experience that I recommend to everyone.

Enjoy!

Music Video of the Day: Dance Alone by SIA, featuring Kylie Minogue (2024, dir by Dano Cerny)


What better way to start the week than with the latest music video from Kylie Minogue and Sia?

For a long time, I resented Sia for hijacking the finale of Survivor 32 and spending so much time talking about her love for Tai that we never got a chance to hear why the jury had voted for Michele over Aubrey.  But eventually I realized that was more Jeff Probst’s fault as opposed to Sia’s.  Sia may have run out on stage unannounced but Probst is the one who let her stick around.  Plus, Music was such a bizarrely ill-conceived film that it’s hard not to appreciate Sia’s refusal to be anyone other than Sia.

(For the record, I think Michele won because the overly analytical Aubrey seemed like she was probably a bit of a pain to live with on the beach.)

As for Kylie, she’s one of the best of all time.

Enjoy!

Music Video of the Day: Padam Padam by Kylie Minogue (2023, dir by Sophie Muller)


Today’s music video of the day finds Kylie Minogue in what appears to be yet another post-apocalyptic wasteland.

Personally, I appreciate this video because of all the red.  Who wouldn’t want to live in a world dominated by my favorite color?

Enjoy!

Music Video of the Day: New York City by Kylie Minogue (2019, dir by ????)


New York City has inspired many great songs and movies.  Maybe not as many as Paris, or even London for that matter, but still, out of the cities that can be visited on the North American continent, New York City is definitely one of the cultural leaders.  After all, it’s got more of a history than Los Angeles and it’s less corrupt than Chicago.  ALL HAIL NEW YORK!

Of course, I live in Texas and we tend to make a lot of jokes about New York down here.  But we do it out of love.  Or, at the very least, I do.  Of course, the main thing that I love about New York is that everyone’s in a hurry and you don’t have to waste a lot of time being polite.  I like that.  The whole avoiding eye contact thing is a part of what makes New York great, in my honest opinion.

Anyway, this video from Kyle Minogue has a 1970s New York-on-cocaine feel to it.  At least, that’s what I assume New York was like in the disco era.  I’ve only got the movies to go on and Saturday Night Fever always seems like it’s just a few seconds away from showing someone doing a line of coke while John Travolta’s on the dance floor.

What I’m saying here is that there’s a lot that I don’t know for sure.  But I do like New York and I do like dancing and I probably would have had fun in the 70s.

Enjoy!