13 for 13: The Sleeper (dir by Justin Russell)


Who is the Sleeper and why is he stalking the girls of the Alpha Gamma Theta sorority?

That’s one of the many questions raised by 2012’s The Sleeper, an unexpectedly diverting homage to the classic slasher films of the 80s.  The Sleeper doesn’t really worry too much about answering that question.  This is a film that understands that the old slasher films were effective precisely because they rarely provided any answers.  All one really needs to know about the Sleeper (effectively portrayed by Jason Jay Crabtree) is that he’s got a collection of tools, he’s surprisingly quick on his feet, and he can do a lot of damage with a little hammer.

The Sleeper takes place in 1981, a smart choice for a number of reasons.  1981 was one the biggest years when it came to the American slasher boom and The Sleeper does a good job of recreating the aesthetics of the era, right down to a freeze frame final shot.  Setting the film in 1981 is also an admission that most of the old school slasher films wouldn’t work in an era in which people are not dependent on landline phones.  As if to emphasize this point, the film has the Sleeper calling his victims before attacking.  It’s 1981.  There’s no way to block the number!  By setting the film in 1981, the filmmakers are able to avoid having to come up with an awkward excuse for why no one has their phone with them.  Even better, none of the characters are influencers.  Instead, they’re just college students who are trying to enjoy their night.

For the most part, the potential victims are all likable.  You don’t want to see harm come to any of them, which definitely builds up the suspense once the Sleeper starts doing his thing.  Because the characters are all college students with active social lives, it’s believable that people wouldn’t freak out about them suddenly disappearing.  I remember that, when I was in college, I would go several days without seeing some of my best friends and only occasionally did I suspect that they had fallen victim to a hammer-wielding killer.  I especially liked the character of Ava (Ali Ferda), who was sarcastic and outspoken but who, most importantly, never became a caricature.  Indeed, all of the characters seem refreshingly human and multi-faceted, even if they do conform to certain slasher stereotypes.

This film also wins major points for including a disco line dnace that comes out of nowhere but which is charmingly awkward.  The song playing is definitely more 90s techno than 80s disco but still, watching the cast doing their best on the dance floor was one of the film’s more unexpected treats.

Finally, towards the end of the film, Joe Bog Briggs (credited by his real name, John Bloom) makes a cameo appearance as a doctor and yes, he wears a bolo tie.  It’s impossible not smile at the sight of him.

Bloody but also witty, The Sleeper was a diverting slasher surprise.

13 For 13: The Turnpike Killer (dir by Evan Makrogiannis and Brian Weaver)


In college, my best friend Evelyn and I came up with the “Extra Person Rule for Road Trips.”

The Extra Person Rule stated that no matter how many people we were traveling with, we would always remember to invite one extra person, someone who was pleasant but to whom we really didn’t really have a particularly close personal connection. That way, if we got kidnapped by a serial killer, we would have someone around who could heroically sacrifice herself while giving the rest of us an opportunity to escape. She needed to be likable so she wouldn’t get on our nerves during the trip but also not someone who we would feel guilty about losing if worst came to worst.  We quickly learned that the secret to making the Extra Person Rule work was to make sure that the extra person didn’t know she was the extra.  As such, you would usually have to invite a decoy extra as well.  It could get complicated.

Fortunately, Evelyn and I never actually got abducted by a serial killer whenever we went on a road trip but it was still something for which we felt we should be prepared. It’s a scary world out there. You have to be ready for anything.

I found myself thinking about the Extra Person Rule while watching 2009’s The Turnpike Killer. Jon Beest (Bill McLaughlin) is the film’s title character, a serial killer from New Jersey who crosses into New York and kills several people over the course of 88 minutes. If I ever ran into Jon Beest, I would definitely want to have an extra person around, though I’m not sure it would have helped.  Jon Beest is about as determined a killer as a big bald man named Beest can be. As for why Jon Beest is known as the Turnpike Killer, he apparently dumps some of his victims’ bodies along the New Jersey turnpike.

What to say about The Turnpike Killer? It’s an odd little film.  It has too much of a misogynistic streak for me to recommend it but, at the same time, I do have to admit that it is effectively filmed and acted.  It creates and maintains a convincing atmosphere of grit and sleaze. The images are grainy and the gore is often disturbingly realistic. There’s a twist at the end that comes from almost out of nowhere and it’s hard not to wonder if that twist is the reason why this otherwise simple film has two credited directors.  Almost despite myself, I appreciated the weirdness of it.

I will give the film unreserved credit for one thing. Bill McLaughlin is absolutely terrifying as Jon Beest and the film wisely does not turn him into a Freddy Krueger-style quip machine. He’s not some clever, erudite man with an amazing, if twisted, brain. Instead, he’s …. well, he’s pathetic. The same can be said of most real-life serial killers. If you look at most real-life serial killers, you’ll see that they’re much more likely to be someone like Jon Beest than Hannibal Lecter. When the film works, it’s because Jon Beest seems like the killer that you actually could find waiting for you on a dark road or in the shadows of a New York apartment.

And if you do run into him, you better hope you have an extra person.

13 For 13: Teacher Shortage (dir by Troy Escamilla)


2020’s Teacher’s Shortage starts off with a genuinely disturbing suicide scene.

In a high school classroom, the teacher hands out the yearbooks.  Everyone, including the teacher, has a good laugh when they see that one of their classmates has been labeled an “ugly skank,” in her class photo.  The only person who doesn’t laugh is the victim of the prank.  She runs from the classroom, hides in a bathroom stall, and eventually smashes a mirror and slits her wrists.

It’s disturbing because this is something that actually does happen.  This is especially true in the age of social media, when it’s so important to fit in and say the right thing and have a certain number of people following you and liking whatever it is that you’re offering up.  With the rise of AI and the increase of people stupid enough to fall for AI, this is something that is only going to get worse.  In our efforts to create a better and more connected world, we’ve actually created a world where there’s even more incentive to be a bully.

The rest of the film never quite duplicates the power of its opening.  It’s a slasher film in which the killer is tracking down and murdering teachers from the high school.  The film was directed by Troy Escamilla, who also did Party Night.  Party Night was a not-bad homage to the slasher films of the 80s.  The main thing that made Party Night work was Escamilla’s obvious love for the genre and it should be noted that the kills in Teacher Shortage are effectively done.  I could have done without the red-tint that the film uses whenever the killer attacks but I can understand what Escamilla was going for.  In those scenes, his love for the genre comes through.

Unfortunately, the non-kill scenes are extremely slow.  I have no doubt that the film is accurate in its portrayal of burned-out veteran teachers and overly earnest rookies but, whenever there’s any scene featuring more than three or four lines of dialogue, the viewer will probably find themselves checking the clock.  This is one of those films that felt far longer than its 86 minutes, largely because the editing (with the exception of the kill scenes) was so poorly realized that every scene just seemed to drag on for an eternity.

The other problem with the film is that I wasn’t particularly shocked by the identity of the killer.  In the best giallo tradition, Escamilla attempts to generate some suspense about who is actually underneath the killer’s mask but it’s not hard to figure out.  By process of elimination, it’s easy to note who is accounted for and who isn’t during each kill.  There was really only one suspect.  I guessed the killer after about 15 minutes of watching and I was hoping that I was wrong.  I was hoping there would be some sort of out-of-nowhere, totally bonkers twist that wouldn’t make any sense but which would at least add some life to the movie.  Unfortunately, there was not.

For horror fans, there’s a lot of blood and there’s also Brinke Stevens.  That said, there’s not a lot of suspense.  This is ultimately a pretty forgettable slasher film.

Scenes That I Love: Amy Steel Confuses Jason Voorhees in Friday the 13th Part II!


Since today is the second Friday the 13th of 2026, it only seems appropriate that today’s scene that I love comes from Friday the 13th Part II.  In this scene, Ginny (Amy Steel) proves herself to be the only camp counselor in history to be smart enough to confuse a backwoods vagrant who wears a flour bag over his head.  This scene is one of the reasons why Ginny is one of the franchise’s most popular characters.

Happy Friday the 13th From The Shattered Lens


 

Happy Friday the 13th!

Today is the second Friday the 13th of 2026!  (We’ve got another one coming up in November.)  Some people consider Friday the 13th to be unlucky but those people have obviously never been the only “good girl” at a weekend party up at Camp Crystal Lake.  Ask any of them and they can tell you just how lucky Friday the 13th can be.

To our readers who are currently struggling today, we make the following suggestion: Sit back and enjoy the antics of those fun-loving kids up at Camp Crystal Lake.  It’s a lot safer to watch them than to be them!

In fact, in case you need help picking which movie to watch, I have reviewed every single Friday the 13th! here on the Shattered Lens!  I personally recommend that you watch parts 1, 2, and 4 but it’s totally up to you!  Here’s some links to my reviews:

Friday the 13th

Friday the 13th Part 2

Friday the 13th Part 3

Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter

Friday the 13th: A New Beginning

Friday the 13th: Jason Lives

Friday the 13th Part VII: A New Blood

Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday

Jason X

Freddy vs Jason

Friday the 13th: The Pointless Remake

And then be sure to check out: 12 Thing You May Not Have Known About Friday the 13th and my review of Camp Crystal Lake Memories!

The world will still be here when you get back, I promise.  Tonight, I will be hosting #FridayNightFlix and I’ll be showing a classic Charles Bronson film to everyone who survives the day.  The details will be posted soon.  (In about 15 minutes, in fact….)

Happy Friday the 13th everyone!

Live Tweet Alert: Watch Mountaintop Motel Massacre With #ScarySocial!


 

As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in a few weekly live tweets on twitter.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We tweet our way through it.

Tonight, for #ScarySocial, I will be hosting 1983’s Mountaintop Motel Massacre!

If you want to join us on Saturday night, just hop onto twitter, start the film at 9 pm et, and use the #ScarySocial hashtag!  The film is available on Prime and Tubi!  I’ll be there co-hosting and I imagine some other members of the TSL Crew will be there as well.  It’s a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy!

 

The Films of 2026: Return To Silent Hill (dir by Chrstophe Gans)


Alcoholic painter James Sunderland (Jeremy Irvine) is consumed with bad memories.  He remembers the time that he met Mary Crane (Hannah Emily Anderson) at a bus stop on a mountain that overlooked the idyllic town of Silent Hill.  He remembers falling in love with Mary.  He remembers living in Silent Hill with her.  And he remembers the circumstances that led to him leaving the town without her.  Now, James spends him time in bars and dodges meetings with his therapist (Nicola Alexis).

Then, from seemingly out of nowhere, James receives a letter from Mary, asking him to return to Silent Hill and to save her.  He heads into a town that is far different from the place that he remembers.  A permanent mist now fills the streets of Silent Hill and ash continually falls from the sky.  Every time static is heard on a radio, it means that something dangerous is nearby.  Monsters emerge from the darkness.  James meets a variety of people, from the slovenly Eddie (Pearse Egan) to Maria (Hannah Emily Anderson), who looks enough like Mary that they could be sisters.  (And, as you already noticed, both Mary and Maria are played by the same actress.)

It’s a deadly and dangerous town.  Myself, if I had been lucky enough to get out of Silent Hill the first time, I would probably never return.  However, James has his own guilt and personal demons to confront….

Return to Silent Hill is based on a video game, Silent Hill 2.  Now, before I say anything else, I should make clear that I have not played Silent Hill 2.  I’ve been told that the film sticks to the basics of the game’s plot while changing some very important details.  The biggest change appears to be that Return to Silent Hill features the cult from the earlier Silent Hill game (and film) whereas Silent Hill 2 did not.  From what I’ve read, that’s actually a pretty big change and it actually alters the way that some of James’s actions are interpreted.  I don’t want to spoil the film but I will say that I can understand why fans of the game were not particularly happy with the movie.

As for the movie itself, it has some effective moments.  The Silent Hill imagery is undeniably creepy.  After watching the movie, I took a nap and I actually had a nightmare about a killer with a pyramid head.  I have Return to Silent Hill to thank for that.  (Thanks a lot, movie!)  But, my goodness, is this ever a slow film!  If any movie needed to be a 70-minute animated film, it was Return to Silent Hill.  Instead, excluding the end credits, it’s a 94-minute live action film that feels considerably longer.  Hannah Emily Anderson is boring as Mary but considerably better as Maria.  Jeremy Irvine delivers his lines with a bland blankness.  The faceless, acid-bleeding zombie thing had more personality.

A lot of effort was obviously made to capture the look of the video game while shooting Return to Silent Hill.  I actually appreciated the filmmakers dedication to the film’s visual style.  That said, the end result was that watching the film felt a lot like watching someone else play a video game.  It’s slightly interesting at first but eventually, you just want to grab the controller and steal a car of your own.

Live Tweet Alert: Join #ScarySocial for Creature!


As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in a few weekly live tweets on twitter.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We tweet our way through it.

Tonight, at 9 pm et, Deanna Dawn will be hosting #ScarySocial!  The movie?  Creature!  

If you want to join us this Saturday, just hop onto twitter, start the movie at 9 pm et, and use the #ScarySocial hashtag!  It’s a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy.

The film is available on Prime!

Late Night Retro Television Review: Freddy’s Nightmares 2.4 “Photo Finish”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Fridays, I will be reviewing Freddy’s Nightmares, a horror anthology show which ran in syndication from 1988 to 1990. The entire series can be found on Tubi!

This week, it’s Halloween in Springwood!

Episode 2.4 “Photo Finish”

(Dir by Tom DeSimone, originally aired on October 29th, 1989)

This episode starts with Freddy welcoming us to a special Halloween episode of Freddy’s Nightmares.  Because it is the season, Freddy actually plays a role in both of this week’s stories and it must be said that they are both rather gruesome, even by the standards of this show.

In the first story, photographer Stoney Adler (Patty McCormack) is commissioned to take some photos for a Halloween spread that will appear in Kink Magazine.  Stoney is amazed at how good her models are at pretending to be scared.  That’s because they’re all actually terrified because they keep seeing Freddy.  Stoney isn’t aware of Freddy’s presence, at least not until Freddy drives a stake through the heart of one of her models.  Stoney tries to avoid doing any more horror shoots but she takes on one final assignment.  Freddy appears and asks Stoney, “Do you want me to make (the model) scream?”  Stoney says yes.  Freddy plucks out Stoney’s eyes.  That certainly does lead to some screaming.

The second story feature three FBI men trying to figure out why a suburban father shot his wife and daughter the night before Halloween and then apparently slit his own throat.  One of the agents — a profiler who owes more than a little to William Petersen’s performance in Manhunter — figures out that Freddy possessed the father.  Freddy, however, then possesses another one of the FBI agents and the tragedy plays out a second time.  The profiler ends up with his throat slashed, slowly dying while the camera lingers on him.  There’s no way this episode didn’t inspire a few nightmares.

This was a good episode.  It was scary, it was gory, and it was definitely designed to offend people who weren’t into horror.  This episode was exactly what you would want Halloween with Freddy Krueger to be.  The second season continues to be a hundred times better than the first.

Scenes That I Love: Christopher George In City of the Living Dead


Today, we celebrate what would have been the 95th birthday of the rugged American actor Christopher George.

George may have gotten his start in westerns and war movies but he is best remembered for a series of horror films in which he appeared in the late 70s and early 80s.  One of the best of those was Lucio Fulci’s 1980 classic, City of the Living Dead.

In today’s scene that I love, Christopher George plays a reporter who realizes that psychic Catriona MacColl has been buried alive.  He digs her up.  Of course, this is a Fulci film, so things nearly go terribly wrong.