Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi Junior High 3.15 “Pa-Arty”

Posted on November 3, 2024 by Lisa Marie Bowman

Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Sunday, I will be reviewing the Canadian series, Degrassi Junior High, which aired on CBC and PBS from 1987 to 1989! The series can be streamed on YouTube!

It’s time to party! Oh, sorry. Actually, it’s time to pa-arty!

Episode 3.15 “Pa-Arty”

(Dir by Kit Hood, originally aired on March 13th, 1989)

The end of the school year is approaching and everyone is stressed out over exams. Everyone in Grade 9 is also looking forward to Alexa’s end-of-the-year party. However, when Alexa has to cancel the party because her parents will be home, the party gets moved to Lucy’s place. Lucy is super-excited, even though almost every party that’s ever been held at her house has ended in disaster.

Joey, the proud owner of new fake ID, offers to buy beer for the party. However, Snake and Wheels point out that Joey is rather “petite” (as Snake puts it), it is decided that Snake would have a better chance of passing for an adult. Snake puts on a suit and Joey’s fedora and attempts to buy beer. As the clerk looks at the fake ID, Snake casually mentions that a lot of people don’t believe that he’s actually 19 because of how young he looks. The clerk refuses to sell Snake the beer.

As a crestfallen Joey, Snake, and Wheels stand outside the convenience store, they spot Clutch (Steve Bedernjak), who is Lucy’s latest bad boyfriend. Clutch is in high school and he agrees to buy the beer for them. (Of course, Clutch is also an alcoholic so he takes 6 of the beers for himself.) Joey accidentally mentions that the beer is for a party at Lucy’s house. Lucy specifically lied to Clutch about the party because she hates being around him when he’s drinking.

While walking to Lucy’s house, Snake and Joey stop and decide to drink some of the beer themselves. Wheels turns down their offer of a beer, reminding them that his parents were killed by a drunk driver. While Snake and Joey talk about the taste of beer, two Canadian cops approach them from behind. Uh-oh!

Meanwhile, Lucy’s party is a hit but it comes to an early end when her parents call to say that they’re coming home. A drunk Clutch shows up and behaves so obnoxiously that Lucy dumps him. The next day, at school, Clutch apologizes and Lucy replies that it’s too late. Freeze frame on Clutch as the end credits roll!

This is a pretty standard episode but, as is so often the case with this show, it’s heart-breaking if you know what lies in store for these characters. In this episode, Wheels says that he’s never going to drink, specifically because his parents were killed by a drunk driver. Of course, those of us who have seen School’s Out know that Wheels eventually will start drinking and, while driving drunk, he’ll not only accidentally kill a kid but he’ll also so severely injure Lucy that she’ll temporarily lose her ability to see and she’ll have to learn how to walk all over again. And while Lucy will eventually recover, Wheels is destined to end up spending several years in prison and will become a pariah amongst his former friends. Knowing that makes this a very sad episode, even if it wasn’t originally meant to be. That’s the way life is, though. You never know what the future might hold.

As for the future of this show, next week, we will finish up Degrassi Junior High. How will the school year end? Check here next Sunday and find out!

Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi Junior High 3.13 “Making Whopee”

Posted on October 20, 2024 by Lisa Marie Bowman

This week, it’s an Arthur episode! …. really?

Episode 3.13 “Making Whopee”

(Dir by Eleanore Lindo, originally aired on February 27th, 1989)

With all of the season three drama surrounding Wheels, Shane, Spike, Joey, and Caitlin, it can be easy to forget that Degrassi Junior High started out as a show about a nerdy but well-meaning kid named Arthur trying to navigate his way through a brand new world. Indeed, almost the entire first season revolved around Arthur and his friend, Yick. By the time the third season rolled around, neither character was particularly prominent in the show’s ensemble. I think one reason why Arthur and Yick went from being the main characters just being in the background is because their storylines never presented as much potential for excitement as the stuff going on with everyone else. While Spike dealt with being a mother at 14 and Caitlin dealt with epilepsy and Wheels struggled with depression, Arthur and Yick were just average kids with average kid problems.

That’s why its a little bit jarring — after all of last week’s drama — to suddenly be presented with an Arthur episode. In this episode, Arthur struggles to accept the fact that his dad has a girlfriend and that he would rather hang out with her than watch Space Cadets with his son. When Arthur wakes up one morning to discover that his father’s new girlfriend has slept over, Arthur is stunned. Later, when Arthur’s Dad comes to the Degrassi open house with his girlfriend, Arthur loses it and says that he’s sick of her coming between him and his father. The end result is that Arthur’s father ends up single and depressed. Arthur begs his Dad to watch television with him. Arthur’s Dad sobs on the couch.

Damn, what a sad ending! Of course, sad endings are a bit of a Degrassi trademark. I’ve lost track of how many episodes of this show ended with someone in tears.

As for the B-plots, Luke continues to feel guilty over giving Shane that hit of LSD and the fact that everyone in school blames him for Shane’s accident certainly doesn’t help matters. (Shane, for his part, is still in a coma.) Meanwhile, Melanie finds herself competing for Snake’s attention with a snooty ninth-grader named Allison (Sara Holmes). Melanie has nothing to worry about. Allison may be older but Melanie is still the one who Snake asks to the graduation dance. In fact, not only does Melanie get a date but she also gets her best friend back. Kathleen forgives Melanie for reading her diary and also announces that she is now in therapy for her eating disorder!

Yay! A happy ending for some….

And a totally tragic ending for others!

That’s Degrassi for you.

As for this episode, I’m a child of divorce so I could relate to a certain extent to what Arthur was going through. I always hated it whenever my Mom dated anyone new and I will admit that I could be a bit of a brat about it. That said, I never reduced her to crying on the couch. I mean …. seriously, Arthur, what the Hell? I preferred Melanie’s story because it had a happy ending and it was another storyline to which I could relate. Talking to your crush and not realizing you have lipstick on your teeth? Hey, we’ve all been there!

Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi Junior High 3.12 “Taking Off: Part Two”

Posted on October 13, 2024 by Lisa Marie Bowman

This week, Degrassi goes there again!

Episode 3.12 “Taking Off: Part Two”

(Dir by Kit Hood, originally aired on February 20th, 1989)

When last we checked in with the students at Degrassi Junior High, Shane was missing and Wheels, having been sexually assaulted by a man who picked him up while he was hitchhiking, was walking towards Port Hope in search of his biological father.

Shane is discovered underneath a bridge. As the police tell his friend Luke, it appears that Shane either jumped or he fell. Shane is alive, but he’s in a coma and there’s no guarantee that he’s going to survive. When asked whether or not Shane had done any drugs at the Gourmet Scum concert, Luke finally admits that Shane did drop acid right before the show began.

As for Wheels, he manages to make it to Port Hope and he even finds the cheap hotel where his father, Mike (Dave James), is playing with his band. Wheels imagines knocking on the hotel room door and his father happily greeting him and inviting him to join the band. Instead, when Wheels knocks on the door, Mike is shocked and not particularly happy to see him. Though Mike forces Wheels to call his grandmother and let her know that he’s okay, Mike does agree to let Wheels spend the day at the hotel. Mike then promptly abandons Wheels.

When Mike eventually returns, a few things become obvious.

First off, Mike didn’t even know that Wheels’s adoptive parents had died.

Secondly, Mike doesn’t want anything to do with his biological son.

Third, Mike’s new girlfriend is pregnant and, as she explains it, they can’t afford to have Wheels around.

I mean, goddamn! Poor Wheels! First, he gets sexually assaulted while hitchhiking. Then, his father rejects him. Wheels, after yelling at his father for abandoning him, is prepared to run away again but suddenly, his grandmother shows up. She was finally able to convince Joey to tell her where Wheels had run of to and she shows up to take him home. Wheels is adamant that he’s going to run away again but when his grandmother starts to cry and calls him out for being a “selfish, selfish boy,” Wheels reconsiders.

At the end of the episode, Shane is still in his coma and it’s still up in the air whether he accidentally fell or if he was trying to commit suicide when he plunged from that bridge. Wheels, however, returns to school and is greeted by Joey and Snake. Joey apologizes for telling Wheels’s grandmother about Port Hope but Wheels says it’s okay. He’s ready to give school another try. Everyone smiles as the end credits roll on a well-acted and classic episode of Degrassi Junior High.

YAY! It’s a happy ending, as long as you haven’t seen Degrassi: The Next Generation. If you have seen The Next Generation, you know that Wheels has alcoholism and prison in his future. And, for that matter, Shane is going to end up spending the rest of his life in an institution. So, it’s not really that happy of an ending.

But it’s very much a Degrassi ending.

Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi Junior High 3.11 “Taking Off: Part One”

Posted on October 6, 2024 by Lisa Marie Bowman

This week, Degrassi goes there!

Episode 3.11 “Taking Off: Part One”

(Dir by Kit Hood, originally aired on February 13th, 1989)

Gourmet Scum has come to Toronto and everyone is excited to hear the Scum sound. At the concert, Shane and Luke (Andy Chambers) purchase LSD from the local Scum dug dealer. Shane drops acid before the concert begins. Surely, this won’t lead to any trouble, right?

Meanwhile, Wheels is still skipping school. While his teachers send notes to his grandmother to let her know that Wheels is falling behind, Wheels is spending all of his time playing a boxing video game at the local arcade. When Joey asks Wheels how can afford to spend all day playing one game over and over again, Wheels says that he sold his bass.

“What about the Zit Remedy?!” Joey says.

Sorry, Joey, Wheels doesn’t care about school or your stupid band anymore. In fact, Wheels is planning on running away from home. When he gets a birthday postcard from his biological father, Wheels discovers his father’s band has a two-week gig at Port Hope. Wheels decides to join his father, despite not being sure where New Hope is. In fact, it’s not even Wheels’s birthday. His birth father missed the date by about a month but Wheels doesn’t care. Wheels just wants to get away from everything.

How is Wheels going to get to New Hope? He decides to hitchhike! Uhmm …. not a good idea, Wheels. Actually, everyone who picks up Wheels seems to be pretty nice. That is until this guy pulls up….

“Don’t do it!” I shouted as Wheels got in the car. Unfortunately, as this all happened 35 years ago and I was just watching it play out on YouTube, Wheels couldn’t hear me.

As they drive towards what Wheels assumes is Port Hope, the driver (chillingly played by James Knapp) asks Wheels if he has a lot of girlfriends. He asks Wheels if he works out. He asks a lot of questions that immediately raise red flags. Not that Wheels notices….

Suddenly, the driver pulls off the road, turns to Wheels, and grabs Wheels’s thigh. AGCK! Wheels manages to get the door open and scrambles out of the car. The driver throws Wheels’s backpack out of the car and then drives off, leaving Wheels in the middle of nowhere.

Meanwhile, back in Toronto, Joey’s mother tells Joey that Shane’s mother has been calling because Shane didn’t come home after the concert. Soon, the police are talking to all of Shane’s friends and trying to figure out where he could be. Luke is asked whether Shane did any drugs. Luke lies and says, “No.”

This was a classic Degrassi episode and probably one of the most effective anti-hitchhiking PSAs ever filmed. When the driver attacked Wheels, it was a truly frightening moment and it was impossible not to remember all of the times, over the course of this season, that Wheels has bragged about his ability to take care of himself. Now, Wheels is stuck in the middle of nowhere and Shane, who didn’t pay child support specifically so he could go to the concert, is missing.

Never has “To be continued….” felt more ominous.

Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi Junior High 3.10 “Twenty Bucks”

Posted on September 29, 2024 by Lisa Marie Bowman

This week, everyone needs some money. Gourmet Scum is coming.

Episode 3.10 “Twenty Bucks”

(Dir by John Bertram, originally aired on February 6th, 1989)

To quote the Zit Remedy, everybody wants something they’ll never give up. In this week’s episode, everyone wants twenty bucks.

That’s how much it costs to buy a ticket to see Gourmet Scum, Canada’s hottest band. Melanie, who has gotten her braces taken off and who is finally feeling confident about herself (Hey, I’ve been there!), has been invited to the concert by Snake. There’s just one catch. Melanie has to pay for her own ticket. When Melanie asks her mom for the money, Melanie’s mom says that she can’t spare twenty dollars. Not with the cost of groceries! (Hell, try living in 2024.)

Melanie decides to steal twenty dollars from her mom’s purse. Melanie justifies it by assuming that she’ll get paid twenty dollars for her next babysitting job and she’ll be able to pay her mom back as a result. Melanie steals the money and buys the ticket. However, her weekend babysitting job is canceled. Without the twenty dollars, Melanie’s mom will only be able to make chili until her next payday. A guilt-ridden Melanie finally confesses to stealing from her mom. Her mom promptly grounds Melanie, meaning no concert and probably no chili either.

Snake, when he hears Melanie can’t go to the concert with him, decides that he doesn’t want to go to the concert either. Awwww! Snake and Melanie are cute together but, those of us who have seen Degrassi: The Next Generation, know that Snake is ultimately going to marry ….. well, I won’t spoil it.

Meanwhile, Spike is upset because Shane has told her that he’s broke and won’t be able to pay her any child support. Why is Shane broke? Because he used his last twenty dollars to buy a ticket to Gourmet Scum!

Finally, Joey makes a twenty-dollar bet with BLT (Dayo Ade). (Yes, the character’s nickname is BLT.) BLT bets that Joey can’t get a date for Friday night. Joey asks and is turned down by almost every girl at school. Even the Farrell twins turn him down! (Seriously, how much of a loser do you have to be to actually get turned down by a Farrell?) Finally, he asks the girl that he really likes (but who he fears no longer likes him), Caitlin. Caitlin says yes. Awwwww! Unfortunately, BLT pays Joey right in front of Caitlin. In order to prove that he didn’t ask Caitlin out just for the money, Joey proceeds to rip up the twenty dollar bill. (Keep in mind, it’s a Canadian twenty so he probably just ripped up the equivalent of an American dollar.)

I enjoyed this episode. It deftly balanced several storylines but it also set up a few big developments that we’ll talk about next week. Joey and Caitlin are a cute couple and so are Melanie and Snake. As for Shane and Spike …. well, like I said, we’ll talk about it next week.

Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi Junior High 3.9 “Food For Thought”

Posted on September 22, 2024 by Lisa Marie Bowman

This week, everyone’s thinking about food.

Episode 3.9 “Food For Thought”

(Dir by Eleanore Lindo and Kit Hood, originally aired on January 30th, 1989)

The science fair is coming up and the Farrell twins are doing their project on eating disorders. One of them, I think it’s Heather, is convinced that everyone at Degrassi has an eating disorder. She even speculates that Lucy has an eating disorder, even though Lucy explains that it’s a combination of exercise and her metabolism that allow her to remain thin. “Some people are just thin,” the other twin says and that’s an important thing to remember. Not every skinny girl has an eating disorder and assuming that they do can be very harmful to their self-image.

Alexa worries that she’s fat. After she asks Simon if she’s fat, Simon stupidly says, “I don’t know.” (Simon isn’t very smart.) Alexa asks the Farrell twins if it’s possible to just be anorexic for a week. To Alexa, that sounds like a much better way to lose weight than to exercise.

Meanwhile, the person who actually does have an eating disorder — Kathleen — is left to struggle alone. Kathleen is the girl who always has to be the first to raise her hand with the answer in class. She has to be the first to get involved with every school project She always has to be the first to tell everyone else why they’re wrong. Kathleen is a bossy perfectionist who insists that she doesn’t need anyone’s help. As a result, Kathleen is not particularly popular. Melanie is Kathleen’s only friend, largely because Melanie is one of the few people to understand that Kathleen’s home life sucks. Her father is always working and her mother is an alcoholic. Kathleen wants to win the science fair so her parents will be proud of her and maybe they’ll stop fighting for a few minutes.

Along with everything else, Kathleen is bulimic. Despite already being thin, Kathleen is skipping meals and throwing up whatever she eats during the day. She’s also taking laxatives. (Ew!) Melanie, sensing that something is wrong with Kathleen, takes a look at Kathleen’s diary while Kathleen is busy throwing up. Melanie discovers that Kathleen is obsessed with losing ten pounds by the end of the week.

Needless to say, it all catches up with Kathleen. After only receiving honorable mention in the science fair, Kathleen faints in the school hallway. (It’s really not a show about an eating disorder until someone faints.) What sets this episode apart from the typical episode about an eating disorder is that, even after she faints, Kathleen refuses to admit that she has a problem. The episode ends with Kathleen refusing to listen as Melania tries to convince her that she needs to get help. It’s a dark ending but it’s also a realistic one. Problems are never as easily solved as television would have you believe.

This episode was an example of what Degrassi does so well. Kathleen, a character who most shows would simply portray as being a one-dimensional bitch, is revealed to be suffering more than perhaps any of the other regular characters. Instead of treating her like a joke or a stereotype, this episode invites us to consider why Kathleen acts the way that she does. For all the well-intentioned students at Degrassi, the classmate who needs them the most is left to suffer in isolation.

Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi Junior High 3.7 “The Whole Truth”

Posted on September 8, 2024 by Lisa Marie Bowman

Finally, it’s time to wake up in the morning and return to Degrassi….

Episode 3.7 “The Whole Truth”

(Dir by Eleanore Lindo, originally aired on January 16th, 1989)

Caitlin is super-excited! She is the editor of the Degrassi Digest and she is convinced that the upcoming edition will be the best ever. The only problem is that Kathleen has written an editorial in favor a school dress code. Caitlin doesn’t want to publish Kathleen’s article but what could she replace it with?

When Caitlin sees that Liz and Spike are putting up posters featuring a monkey being tortured, she asks them what’s going on. Liz explains that there’s a big animal rights protest march coming up. Caitlin asks Liz to write an article about it but Liz says she doesn’t like to write. Instead, she invites Caitlin over to her house and shows Caitlin several grotesque videos of different animals being experiment edupon. Caitlin writes an editorial calling for the Degrassi student body to boycott any company that tests on animals.

Woo hoo! Way to go, Caitlin, right? Well, not quite. Kathleen is not happy that her editorial was cut. She informs Caitlin that a lot of important medical breakthroughs were the result of scientists testing on animals. Caitlin does some research and discovers that some animal research has to do with treating neurological conditions, like epilepsy. Being an epileptic, Caitlin no longer feels that she can go to the protest march with Liz and Spike. Liz accuses Caitlin of not caring about animals. Meanwhile, one of Caitlin’s assistant editors resigns from the Digest because her father works for a company that tests on animals.

And so, Caitlin learns that there are two sides to every story! Of course, that’s a lesson that Caitlin will have forgotten by the time Degrassi: The Next Generation rolls around but we’ll get to that later.

While Caitlin learns an important lesson about journalism, Joey continues to try to get someone at CRAZ-E radio to listen to the Zit Remedy demo tape. He even get a job working at the place as a janitor. He does such bad job that he gets fired after three days. But radio sex therapist Dr. Sally (Sue Johanson) listens to the tape and tells Joey that he’s very talented. Joey is super-excited. As for the other Zits, Snake seems to be largely indifferent and Wheels is still too depressed to care about anything.

Finally, Scooter and Bart order some “sea monkeys” from the back of a comic book and are shocked to discover that the ad was rip-off. I understand that Scooter and Bart were probably added to the show so that it could still appeal to kids even as the main cast became teenagers. But seriously, Degrassi Junior High is a show that deals with teen pregnancy, drugs, eating disorders, journalistic ethics, and family conflict. Nobody has time for any of this sea monkey nonsense.

Despite the sea monkeys, I thought this was a pretty good episode. Caitlin’s shock upon discovering that an issue was more complicated than just right or wrong was something to which I could relate. That there are two sides to every story may sound like a simple lesson but it’s one that people often need to be reminded of, perhaps now more than ever. As for Joey, my heart broke for him in this episode. He really doesn’t seem to get that his friends just aren’t as enthusiastic about the band as he is. Poor guy.

Next week, it appears that the episode will be about the Farrell Twins, who are my least favorite characters on the show. Oh well. I know I can make it through.

Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi Junior High 3.5 “Loves Me, Loves Me Not”

Posted on May 19, 2024 by Lisa Marie Bowman

This week’s episode broke my heart.

Episode 3.5 “Loves Me, Loves Me Not”

(Dir by John Bertram, originally aired on November 28th, 1988)

Oh my God, this episode! This episode had me cringing with second-hand pain. As you can probably guess from the title, this week’s episode is all about crushes and we all know how painful a middle school crush can be. Still, even with all that knowledge, nothing prepared me for the pain of this episode….

Of the three main storylines, the simplest features Yick noticing that Arthur’s cousin, Dorothy, keeps staring at him. Arthur looks away from the business page long enough to tell Yick that Dorothy has a crush on him and goes on to explain that Dorothy is strange. Yick looks concerned.

Meanwhile, Michelle has developed a crush on BLT (Dayo Ade). Michelle goes to Alexa for advice because Alexa has been dating Simon for nearly a year and that makes Alexa and Simon the most stable couple at Degrassi. Alexa suggests that Michelle come hang out with her, Simon, and BLT. Michelle agrees but it turns out that BLT would rather talk to Alexa. Alexa tells Michelle that Michelle doesn’t really have much in common with BLT. In fact, Alexa seems to really like BLT, despite the fact that she’s dating Simon. Simon, as usual, seems to be a bit confused by the whole thing.

Finally, Caitlin has a crush on Joey. Both Caitlin and Joey are students in Mr. Raditch’s class. Caitlin, who now has the blonde streak in her hair that would be her trademark for the rest of the original Degrassi series, is the best student in the class. Joey, who is repeating the 8th Grade, is still struggling. Caitlin has such a crush on Joey that she even buys the Zit Remedy demo tape and starts listening to Everybody Wants Something over and over again.

When Mr. Raditch assigns the class to watch and review a movie, Caitlin asks Joey to be her partner. Joey is totally excited because Caitlin is smart and Joey feels that he’s dumb. Caitlin and Joey go to see Teen Academy 4. (Apparently, Teen Academy is a forerunner to the Clown Academy films that everyone was always going to see in Degrassi: The Next Generation). Joey thinks the film was funny. Caitlin thinks the film was sexist. For their presentation, they both give their own opinion and playfully debate the merits of the film. Awww, what a cute couple! And hey, the school dance is coming up!

For the dance, Caitlin — who says she’s never had a boyfriend or been on a date before, which I’m sure would be news to Rick Munro — gets a pretty black dress and gets all made yo. She arrives shortly before Joey. When Joey walks into the gym, he walks over to Caitlin, smiles, and says, “Hey, Caitlin, have you seen Liz?”

AGCK!

SERIOUSLY, THE PAIN!

JOEY!!! — Liz doesn’t even like you!

When we next see Caitlin, she’s crying, wiping her makeup, and throwing away her demo tape. Poor Caitlin! I mean, if you’ve watched Degrassi — The Next Generation, you know that Joey and Caitlin are eventually going to get back together (they’re actually going to get back together several times), but it’s still painful to watch her face when she realizes that Joey is still interested in Liz. My heart broke for her. I mean, Caitlin’s hair is a hundred times prettier than Liz’s! There’s no way Liz could pull off a blonde streak.

The next day, an oblivious Joey is surprised to discover that Caitlin is upset with him and no longer wants to help him out with his classes. “I thought you liked me,” Joey says, right before the end credits roll. (To be clear, clueless Joey means “like” as in friendship.) Poor Caitlin. I can see where this is probably going to lead, with Caitlin doing Joey’s homework while Joey asks for advice about Liz.

This was a powerful episode, one that I think anyone could relate to. Pat Mastroianni and Stacie Mistysyn both gave strong and likable performances and the show deserves a lot credit for realistically portraying their relationship. I think everyone has been Caitlin at some point in their life. Don’t worry, Caitlin — it’s going to get better!

Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi Junior High 3.4 “Season’s Greetings”

Posted on May 12, 2024 by Lisa Marie Bowman

This week, Arthur and Yick experience memories of the way they were.

Episode 3.4 “Season’s Greetings”

(Dir by Kit Hood, originally aired on December 12th, 1988)

It’s Christmas time!

In the school cafeteria, the students have gathered for lunch and gift-exchanging. For the first time, Spike brings baby Emma to school and Shane finally sees his daughter. Meanwhile, Snake and Joey talk to Wheels, who is facing his first Christmas without his adopted parents. Joey invites Wheels to spend Christmas at his house. Wheels replies that he’s going to be spending Christmas with his grandparents and a social worker. Yikes!

Unfortunately, those interesting storylines are only given a few minutes of screentime. Instead, the majority of this episode is about Yick thinking that Arthur has let being rich go to his head. The two exchange presents but then refuse to open them. Arthur’s annoying cousin Dorothy (Annabelle Waugh) encourages them get over being mad by reminding them of all of their previous adventures….

Yep, it’s a clip show. There’s Arthur meeting Yick for the first time! There’s Yick trying out for basketball! There’s Arthur giving Yick one of Stephanie’s old term papers! Most of the clips come from the first season and they’re interesting as a reminder of the fact that, when this show started, Arthur and Yick were at the center of almost every first season episode. Of course, eventually, Arthur and Yick would both be pushed to the side by characters like Spike, Caitlin, Joey, Snake, and Wheels. Even in this episode, it’s hard not to notice that,while Yick and Arthur are remembering the past, Spike and Wheels are the one dealing with present storylines.

After remembering the past, Arthur and Yick decide to remain friends. Good for them! Upon opening the presents, Arthur discovers that Yick got him an expensive calculator while Yick gets an extremely cheap band that he can use to keep his glasses from sliding off his face. Seriously, Arthur? You’re the richest kid in school and you only spent three dollars on your best friend’s Christmas present? No wonder Yick was mad!

Clip shows are difficult to review. This episode was about showing clips and that’s what it did so I guess it accomplished its goal. But I’m still looking forward to reviewing a real episode next week.

Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi Junior High 3.3 “A Big Girl Now”

Posted on May 5, 2024 by Lisa Marie Bowman

This week, Lucy learns that she has the worst friends in the world.

Episode 3.3 “A Big Girl Now”

(Dir by Kit Hood, originally aired on December 5th, 1988)

Lucy is totally in love with Paul, her older boyfriend from the high school. At first, all of her friends are excited for her but then Lucy stops spending time with them and they start to get jealous. When Lucy misses L.D.’s big soccer game because she already has plans with Paul, Lucy promises to make it up to L.D. and everyone else by letting them have a party at her house.

But then Paul and his high school friends discover that Lucy’s parents are out of town and they decide that they should throw a party of their own. And when they announce that they don’t want any “niners” other than Lucy at the party, Lucy agrees to lie to her friends. She tells them that the party’s been cancelled because of a family crisis.

Needless to say, both L.D. and the Farrell twins discover that Lucy lied to them. (It doesn’t help that Paul and his friends chant, “Party! Party!” when they pull up in front of Degrassi.) Lucy loses their friendship and, because she doesn’t want to have sex and risk getting pregnant like Spike did, Lucy also loses her boyfriend. What she does get is a “reputation” because everyone assumes she had sex with Paul even though she didn’t.

Poor Lucy! Listen, Lucy should not have lied about the party. And Paul really was a jerk. But her friends need to cut Lucy some slack. Lucy’s parents are never home, she’s still dealing with the trauma of being groomed by that creepy substitute last season, and she’s not even allowed to shoplift anymore. So, Lucy made some mistakes. Everyone makes mistakes!

Why can’t Lucy’s friends be as forgiving as Wheels? During this episode, Snake finally approaches Wheels and apologizes for not talking to him since the funeral for Wheels’s parents. Snake admits that he didn’t know what to say and Wheels admits that he’s struggling with depression. Wheels explains that he no longer wants to go to school and he certainly doesn’t want to be a part of the Zit Remedy. Still, Wheels is clearly touched by Snake’s apology. Both Neil Hope and Stefan Brogren did a good job of portraying the combination of awkwardness and sincerity that lies at the heart of their friendship.

.Finally, the results of the student election are announced. To the surprise of no one, Nancy Kramer defeats Kathleen for student council president. Kathleen becomes Vice President. Melanie begs Kathleen to nominate her for the dance committee. Kathleen, however, tells Nancy that only niners (and Melanie is not a niner) should be allowed to serve on a committee. Melanie overhears and proceeds to pour a carton of milk in Kathleen’s hair. Poor Kathleen! Seriously, ladies, be more like Snake and Wheels and support each other!

This episode felt like it was setting up a lot of future storylines. Will Lucy get her friends back? Will Wheels ever regain his love of life? Will Kathleen be able to get all the milk out of her hair? We’ll find out next week!