1999’s Totem opens with a young woman named Alma Groves (Marissa Tait) running through the wilderness.

She runs until she reaches an isolated cabin.  Entering the cabin, she finds five other people have already arrived.  She doesn’t know who they are and they don’t know her.  In fact, she doesn’t even know why she suddenly felt the need to stop eating lunch and to run until she found the cabin.  She’s not even sure how she found herself in the wilderness to begin with.  Everyone else at the cabin has a similar story.  They were all going about their day until, suddenly, an image of the cabin entered their mind and they felt compelled to run until they found it.

At first, Paul (Jason Faunt) comes across as being a chivalrous and friendly jock type.  Leonard McKinney (Eric W. Edwards) is a cocky womanizer who is upset that he was compelled to leave in the middle of having sex (or so he claims).  Robert Cole (Tyler Anderson) is the angry rebel who is reluctant to talk about his past.  As for the other women, Roz (Sacha Spencer) is sarcastic while Tina (Alicia Lagano) is a seemingly innocent high school student.  Along with Alma, the six of them are trapped in the area by an invisible force field.

While trying to determine where the invisible barriers have been placed, the six of them come across a cemetery and three sinister-looking statues.  As the night continues, it becomes clear that, whenever someone dies, one of the statues comes to life.  But why are there six people and only three statues?  “Three to be killed and three to kill!” Robert says.

Directed by David DeCoteau and produced by Charles Band’s Full Moon Pictures, Totem is about as incoherent as you would probably expect from this production team.  However, it’s a cheerful sort of incoherence, one where the confusing story is at least told with some energy and the entire thing has a “make it up as you go along” sort of feel to it.  It’s remarkable how the people in the cabin keep figuring out all of the extra rules that determine how the three killer statues work.  Myself, I sat through all 68 minutes of this film and I’m still not quite exactly sure what was going on.  That said, the confusing nature of the story works to the film’s advantage.  At its best, Totem manages to achieve a sort of dream-like intensity.  Who hasn’t had that dream about finding yourself in the middle of nowhere with absolutely zero clue how you got there or how to get home?

You know what else works to this film’s advantage?  That 68 minute running time.  The film essentially feels like an extended episode of an old horror anthology show.  Think of it as being a bloody episode of something like Night Gallery or Tales From The Crypt.  It’s a piece of gory fun that doesn’t really require too much of the audience.  It’s cinematic junk food and that is definitely meant as a compliment.