Late Night Retro Television Review: Highway to Heaven 2.13 “Alone”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Thursdays, I will be reviewing Highway to Heaven, which aired on NBC from 1984 to 1989.  The entire show is currently streaming on Freevee and several other services!

This week, Highway to Heaven moved me to tears.

Episode 2.13 “Alone”

(Dir by Michael Landon, originally aired on January 8th, 1986)

Arnie (played by John Franklin, the head little baddie in the original version of Children of the Corn) is a developmentally challenged boy who ran away from home because his father was abusive.  Now, he lives in a box in an alley and his only companion is an adorable calico kitty that he’s named Thomas.  (Some, I know, will be tempted to point out that almost all calico cats are female but it should also be remembered that cats also don’t care what we name them as long as we remember to pet and feed them.)  On his birthday, he steals a muffin, a candle, and a can of tuna.  While Thomas eats, Arnie wishes that he could have just one friend.

*sniff*  Sorry, got something in my eye….

Suddenly, Jonathan and Mark are standing in front of him.  Jonathan introduces himself as an angel and says that he’s here to make Arnie’s wish come true.

Sorry, I’m getting teary-eyed here.

Jonathan and Mark have gotten a job as construction workers for a rancher named Morgan (Gerald Gordon).  Morgan’s son, Larry (Danny McMurphy), spends all of his time in bed because he never feels well enough to go outside.  There’s nothing physically wrong with Larry.  Instead, his illness is a result of his depression over his parents splitting up.

As you can probably guess, Arnie does meet Larry.  And they do become friends.  And Arnie does give his birthday wish to Larry so that Larry can be healthy and so his parents will get back together.  And yes, Morgan and Larry do end up adopting both Arnie and Thomas.

I’ll admit that I cried while watching this episode.  Make no mistake, there was a part of me that realized just how heavy-handed the episode was.  I knew I was being manipulated and occasionally, I did resent how blatant it all was.  But I still cried, because it was a sweet story and Thomas the Calico was such a sweet kitty.  It was manipulative (there’s that word again, I know) but the themes of the story — friendship, loneliness, sadness, and the joy of taking care of an animal — were all universal and the manner that they were dealt with was almost achingly sincere.  When Jonathan admonished a store owner for wanting to call the police just because Arnie stole some cat food to feed his only companion, it’s obvious that Landon was speaking from the heart.  This episode was the epitome of Highway to Heaven — unashamedly sentimental, not at all subtle, and far more effective than it perhaps had any right to be.

4 Shots From 4 Films: Special Pete Walker Edition


4 Shots From 4 Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking!

Today, along with celebrating Independence Day, we are also celebrating the birthday of the great British director, Pete Walker!  Walker is 85 years old today and, if he’s not exactly a household name …. well, he definitely should be.  In fact, if there’s any director from the 70s and the early 80s who is deserves to rediscovered and reappraised, it’s Pete Walker!  He made exploitation films with wit and genuine suspense.  Frightmare is one of the scariest movies that I’ve ever seen.

In honor of Pete Walker’s birthday, here are….

4 Shots From 4 Films

Die Screaming, Marianne (1971, dir by Pete Walker, DP: Norman Langley)

The Flesh and Blood Show (1972, dir by Pete Walker, DP: Peter Jessop)

Frightmare (1974, dir by Pete Walker, DP: Peter Jessop)

Home Before Midnight (1979, dir by Pete Walker, DP: Norman Jessop)

Retro Television Review: Malibu, CA 1.6 “My Hero”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Thursdays, I will be reviewing Malibu CA, which aired in Syndication in 1998 and 1999.  The entire show is currently streaming on YouTube!

It’s time for another episode of the worst show ever produced by Peter Engel!

Episode 1.6 “My Hero”

(Dir by Gary Shimokawa, originally aired on November 15th, 1998)

Jason and Stads are finally admitting that they are a couple.  Normally, I would say that this is a step forward for them and a sign of growing maturity but Jason still cannot stand the fact that his girlfriend is more athletic to him.  (Did it not occur to Jason that Stads works as a lifeguard, a job that requires a certain amount of athleticism?)  Stads beats Jason at foosball.  She beats him at tennis.  She beats him at basketball.  She beats him at everything so, of course, when someone tries to rob the restaurant, Stads lets Jason have all the credit for knocking him out despite the fact that she’s the one who did it.

Oh yeah, this is a healthy relationship….

Everyone celebrates Jason as a hero.  Traycee gives him a picture of David Hasselhoff to sign.  The local news wants to do a story on him, for some reason.  Jason lets all the adulation go to his head and, on live television, says that Stads was cowering in a corner while he defeated the robber.  Stads proceeds to call him out and reveal what really happened, again on live television.

So, I guess that’s the end of that relationship, right?  Nope.  Jason apologizes and Stads takes him back because it would appear that Stads has no self-esteem.  Seriously, Stads — you’re a blonde lifeguard with a sweet personality.  YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN JASON!  (That said, I probably would have at least let him win a game or two of tennis, just to be nice.  And I wouldn’t have played basketball at all because everyone always seems to end with a skinned knee or a broken nose whenever they play that game.  Foosball, though …. TAKE NO PRISONERS!)

This is yet another episode of Malibu, CA where the main theme is that Jason Collins is the second worst person on the planet.  (The worst, of course, is his brother, Scott.)  Whiney and entitled is no way to go through life.

Speaking of being whiney, Scott is upset that Murray keeps tagging along on all of his dates with Sam.  So, Scott sets up Murray up with a girl who is as into surfing as Murray is.  Suddenly, Scott discovers that Murray is a big believer in double dating. Scott tries to explain to Murray that he’s becoming a third wheel but Murray thinks that Scott is talking about Murray’s new girlfriend so Murray dumps her so that he can spend all of his time with Scott and Sam.  Ha!  Take that, Scott, ya schmuck!

I hate this show.

Get In The July 4th Mood With This Collection of Flags


Just in case you need some help getting into the 4th of July mood.

911 American Flag by Alaz Mal

911 American Flag by Alaz Mal

 All The Colors of the Day by Erin Nicole

All The Colors of the Day by Erin Nicole

By Andrea Ward

By Andrea Ward

By David Sanger

By David Sanger

by Frank Conlon

by Frank Conlon

By Randy Olson

By Randy Olson

By Stephen Sheffield

By Stephen Sheffield

Flag by Erin Nicole

Flag by Erin Nicole

Things Are Looking Up by Jackson Carson

Things Are Looking Up by Jackson Carson

The Shattered Lens Wishes You A Happy Independence Day!


Happy Independence Day!

This is my favorite holiday,  Today is a day when we think about the past, consider the present, and have hope for the future.  Times are tough in America right now but there’s still no other country that I would rather live in.  We’ve been through tough times in the past and we’ll have tough times in the future but we will always came out stronger.

From the Shattered to Lens to you, have a safe and healthy 4th of July!