Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sundays, I will be reviewing the made-for-television movies that used to be a primetime mainstay.  Today’s film is 1996’s Dark Angel!  It  can be viewed on YouTube!

Eric Roberts is Walter D’Arcangelo!

Walter was raised in the Louisiana foster system and eventually a series of Catholic orphanages.  With a last name like D’Arcangenlo, it’s hard not to feel that Walter was destined to eventually become an eccentric homicide detective who does things his way and that’s exactly what happened.  After starting his career in Baton Rouge, Walter has recently transferred to New Orleans.  He arrives just in time to help investigate a series of gruesome murders, the victims of which are all women who cheated on their husbands.  Walter even starts to get phone calls from someone who claims to be the murderer.

Unfortunately, for Walter, he’s somehow become a suspect in the murders.  The rest of the homicide division doesn’t quite know what to make of the somewhat nervy Walter.  When they discover that he went missing for several months while working in Baton Rouge, that makes him even more suspicious in the eyes of his new colleagues.  Even while she personally is falling for him, Detective Anna St. Cyr (Ashley Crow) investigates Walter’s past and discovers that Walter does indeed have a link to the murders but not in a way that anyone was expecting.

Dark Angel was clearly intended to be a pilot for a weekly detective show.  I imagine that Detective D’Arcangelo would have spent every week investigating a different murder in New Orleans.  The show is full of moments that don’t have much to do with the case but which seem to have been included to make viewers say, “Wow, Eric Roberts is a really interesting guy!  I wish he was starring in TV series that I could watch every Tuesday night!”  Roberts does give a pretty good performance as Walter, hinting that, even if he isn’t a killer, the detective is still someone who could snap at any minute.  Roberts plays Walter as if Walter himself is a little bit scared of the darkness that’s lurking inside of him.  Walter’s an interesting character, though one gets the feeling that the demands of a weekly show would have led to the character becoming a bit less enigmatic if Dark Angel had been turned into a series.

The film takes place in New Orleans and it’s somewhat shameless about indulging in every “Big Easy” cliché possible.  Yes, Walter listens to jazz.  Yes, there are scenes of rain and shots where the steamy humidity seems to be rising from the French Quarter.  Yes, Walter visits a voodoo priestess and yes, there’s even a scene set during Mardi Gras.  Though there’s nothing unexpected about the show’s portrayal of New Orleans, the pilot does do a good job of capturing the city’s unique atmosphere.  Eric Roberts and New Orleans feel like a perfect match,

Of course, Dark Angel did not become a series.  Still, the pilot is entertaining and Eric Roberts gives another memorable performance.  Dark Angel is a enjoyably macabre diversion.

Previous Eric Roberts Films That We Have Reviewed:

1. Star 80 (1983)
2. Blood Red (1989)
3. The Ambulance (1990)
4. The Lost Capone (1990)
5. Love, Cheat, & Steal (1993)
6. Love Is A Gun (1994)
7. Sensation (1994)
8. Doctor Who (1996)
9. Most Wanted (1997)
10. Mr. Brightside (2004)
11. Six: The Mark Unleased (2004)
12. Hey You (2006)
13. In The Blink of an Eye (2009)
14. The Expendables (2010) 
15. Sharktopus (2010)
16. Deadline (2012)
17. Miss Atomic Bomb (2012)
18. Lovelace (2013)
19. Self-Storage (2013)
20. This Is Our Time (2013)
21. Inherent Vice (2014)
22. Road to the Open (2014)
23. Rumors of War (2014)
24. A Fatal Obsession (2015)
25. Stalked By My Doctor (2015)
26. Joker’s Poltergeist (2016)
27. Stalked By My Doctor: The Return (2016)
28. The Wrong Roommate (2016)
29. Stalked By My Doctor: Patient’s Revenge (2018)
30. Monster Island (2019)
31. Seven Deadly Sins (2019)
32. Stalked By My Doctor: A Sleepwalker’s Nightmare (2019)
33. The Wrong Mommy (2019)
34. Free Lunch Express (2020)
35. Her Deadly Groom (2020)
36. Top Gunner (2020)
37. Just What The Doctor Ordered (2021)
38. Killer Advice (2021)
39. The Poltergeist Diaries (2021)
40. My Dinner With Eric (2022)