The latest installment of Lisa Marie’s Favorite Grindhouse and Exploitation Trailers features trailers that are too intense, too shocking, and too controversial for the new age hippies of Vermont.
1) Axe
This film was originally titled Lisa, Lisa. Isn’t that just a great title? Seriously, how can you go wrong with a title like Lisa, Lisa? Just say it a few times. Lisa, Lisa. What a great name.
Anyway, this trailer is just pure exploitation and the narrator really loves saying “Axe” repeatedly. Still, I think he would have been happier saying, “Lisa, Lisa…”
2) Snuff
“The film that could only be made in South America…where life is cheap!” I’ve never actually seen Snuff though I’ve read a lot about it. Apparently, this was originally a film called Slaughter. It was made by pornographic pioneers Roberta and Mike Findlay. Anyway, the film was bought by another distributor who tacked on some footage of one of the actresses supposedly being killed on camera. Snuff was then advertised as being an actual snuff movie and, of course, a bunch of dumbfugs believed that it actually was.
3) Olga’s Girls
This is a movie I’ve been meaning on reviewing for a while. Olga’s Girls is from 1964 and the trailer — like all good grindhouse trailers — makes the film seem a lot more sordid and explicit than it actually is. The actual film is almost quaint.
4) The Syndicate: A Death In The Family
“The Underworld touches everyone…even you.” I love the shameless melodrama of this trailer and the serious tone of the narrator. I also love the swinging crime music. This Italian film is apparently not available on DVD.
5) The Weird World of LSD
“To fly a giant bird!” MK-Ultra much? This is another film I haven’t actually seen and I’ve had next to no success in tracking down a copy. Why is LSD always so much more fun in the movies than in real life? Seriously.
6) Possession
As I said in an earlier post, Europe’s art films are often repackaged as America’s grindhouse and exploitation films. 1981’s Possession is a perfect example of that. People either love or hate this film. It gave me nightmares but I still think its one of the best (and most important) films ever made. Everyday, when faced with adversity, I ask myself — “What would Isabelle Adjani do?”
Say it with me boys and girls, “Lisa, Lisa, Lisa.”
Very good.
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Now, be honest. Did you change the title of this post at the last minute? Just when you and Fern were getting to be buddies.
It looks like the people in “Axe” (sorry – “Lisa, Lisa”) bleed store brand spaghetti sauce.
“Olga’s Girls” is clearly (yet another) one of the greatest films ever made. Apparently, “…all the horrible medieval tortures that rival the Spanish Inquisition…” (which, of course, were forced upon beautiful, helpless girls) included being forced to do The Twist”. Brutal. I’m left with a problem, though. I am not a totally mature adult, but I really want to see this movie.
Wow, that is a really well-made mirror in that bar in “The Syndicate: A Death In The Family”. Here’s a question for movie mavens – Are there any good films that have a colon-prefaced sub-title?
If I were to see the “Weird World Of LSD: trailer without the narration, I would think it was a trailer for “Chicken Zombie-Master From Outer Space”, though I couldn’t account for the lurid sketch of Abe Lincoln toward the end (nor the actual film title).
“Possession” certainly looks interesting. It’s a pretty intense and strange trailer. And with Sam Neil. I saw two comments on the YouTube page that are as good as anything I could have said –
“Anyone who’s planning on getting married shouldsee this movie.”
“The darkness is forever…Possession”…sounds like something off a perfume advert!”
As for what Isabelle Adjani would do, well, I know what I would like her to do…
Six more odd films I have never heard of, Very entertaining,
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Lisa, Lisa, Lisa…
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…Lisa, Lisa, Lisa
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