Vivian Palin | Through the Shattered Lens

Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Sunday, I will be reviewing the Canadian series, Degrassi Junior High, which aired on CBC and PBS from 1987 to 1989! The series can be streamed on YouTube!

This week …. oh, it’s just another episode about the Farrell twins.

Episode 3.8 “Star-Crossed”

(Dir by Kit Hood, originally aired on January 23rd, 1989)

Hey, it’s another episode where the Farrell twins switch places!

This time, it’s because Erica has a crush on Clutch (Steve Bedernjak) but, because Erica is too shy to ask herself, Heather is the one who ends up asking Clutch’s friends about Clutch’s “star sign.” (He’s a Virgo, by the way.) Clutch hears that Heather was asking about him and he asks Heather if she wants to go on a date with him. Erica is disappointed but then she and Heather decide to switch places. As Heather, Erica goes with Clutch to the school’s big Bowl-a-rama. Later the real Heather shows up and switches places with Erica. It’s all a bit confusing and annoying but, in the end, it really doesn’t matter because Clutch was only talking to the twins so that he could get close to their friend, Lucy.

(Lucy previously dated Clutch’s best friend. That relationship didn’t end well but apparently, Clutch is not a very good friend. Actually, Lucy doesn’t appear to be a very good friend either. Lucy has kind of taken Stephanie Kaye’s place as the spoiled girl with no self-awareness.)

(As for someone using the twins as a way to get close to another girl, this seems to happen quite often with the Farrell twins. Frankly, the twins are kind of creepy with the way that they’re always looking up and staring at the exact same time. They give off definite Village of the Damned vibes.)

Meanwhile, Wheels is finally coming out his shell and even agrees to go to the Bowl-a-rama with Joey and Snake. But then a random bully makes the mistake of pushing Wheels and then suggesting that Wheels go home and “cry to mommy and daddy about it.” Wheels snaps and attacks the bully. As a result, Wheels ends up not only getting suspended but grounded as well. It sucks to be Wheels but, as fans of the entire franchise know, this is nothing compared to the bad stuff that’s waiting right around the corner for him.

Finally, at the Bowl-a-rama, Simon and Alexa get back together. I didn’t even remember that they had broken up but no matter. They’re a cute couple. As Simon and Alexa pass the depressed Farrell twins, Alexa says, “I love a happy ending, don’t you?” Alexa’s the greatest character ever.

This episode felt a bit inconsequential, as episodes that focus on the Farrell twins tend to be. There’s really not much that can be done with the Farrell twins, beyond having them switch places and occasionally get mad when people can’t tell them apart. Still, at least Simon and Alexa got back together. I love a happy ending.

This week, it’s a Zit Remedy sleepover!

Episode 2.11 “Trust Me”

(Dir by Kit Hood, originally aired on March 14th, 1988)

Snake is super-excited! His parents are going out of town and he’s going to have the house to himself for a day and a night. Joey is excited because that means he and Wheels can crash over at Snake’s. Joey wants to talk about to them about his plans to take their band, the Zit Remedy, to superstardom. Joey gets even more excited when he sees that Snake’s parents’ left their car behind.

Here’s my question. Snake’s real name is Archie but he’s called Snake for reasons that I’ve never understood. Wheels’s real name is Derek Wheeler and his nickname obviously has to do with his last name. So, why is Joey Jeremiah just Joey? Why doesn’t he get a supercool nickname? Maybe Joey wouldn’t always feel the need to show off if he had a better nickname.

Joey, perhaps hoping to get a nickname like Drivey or Speedy, swears that he knows how to drive. At first, Snake sensibly says that no one is going to drive his parents’ car. But then everyone oversleeps and Wheels awakens with only 15 minutes to get to the eye doctor! (Wheels has already missed several appointments and is running the risk of getting grounded.) Joey offers to drive Wheels to the doctor’s office.

Amazingly enough, Joey manages to get Wheels to his appointment without crashing the car. But then, Joey insists that he and Snake should get breakfast. While Joey is ordering French fries at a local Toronto diner, a truck backs into the car and appears to break the taillight. Using the $85 that the band was going to spend on an amp, Joey and Snake get the taillight fixed. But then it turns out that the taillight had been broken for a week and, when Snake’s parents see that it has been fixed, they realize something happened while they were gone.

Phone calls are made. Snake and Wheels are grounded and ordered not to hang out with each other outside of school. And Joey’s parents decide to take away Joey’s keyboard. IS THIS THE END OF THE ZIT REMEDY!?

(Of course, anyone who has watched any of the various versions of Degrassi knows that the Zit Remedy is going to be around for a very long time, despite the fact that they only wrote and performed one song. Still, I appreciated the show’s attempt to build some suspense as to whether or not the band will ever actually get a chance to perform in public.)

Meanwhile, Spike is kicked out of school! Booo! The Farrell Twins, who have apparently decided they need more friends than just Stephanie, agree to bring her homework to her house so that Spike won’t get held back a year. Good for them.

This was a good episode, largely because it explored the dynamics of the Joey/Snake/Wheels friendship. Joey is the one who enthusiastically pursues every idea and who has limitless faith in himself and his friends. Snake is the pragmatist. Wheels is somewhere in between. Joey needs Snake to keep him grounded but Snake needs Joey to remind him that it’s okay to dream and have fun. Watching the three of them hanging out in this episode, it’s hard not to think about what the future holds for them. They’re not going to be rock stars but Joey is going to find success as a father and a car salesman. Snake is going to eventually be principal of Degrassi. And Wheels …. well, let’s deal with that when we have to. This is one of those episodes that’s more fun if you don’t know what’s going to happen to everyone in the future. If you do know, it’s actually rather sad to see everyone so hopeful and innocent.

Next week, the sleazy substitute returns to Degrassi!