Holidays On The Lens: The Flight Before Christmas (dir by Peter Sullivan)


Today, we present to you 2015’s The Flight Before Christmas!

Mayim Bialik and Ryan McPartin are both on the same Christmas Eve flight.  Bialik plays a woman who has given up on romance.  McPartin plays a man who is flying to Boston to ask his girlfriend to marry him, even though it’s obvious that they’re not right for each other.  At first, our two main characters don’t get along but then their flight is temporarily diverted to the most romantic place on Earth …. Bozeman, Montana!

You can guess what happens.  You’ve probably already guessed that it occurs at a quaint Bed & Breakfast.  But did you guess that Brian Doyle-Murray plays a jolly man named Noel Nichols and that …. oh, you did?  Well, good for you.

It’s a cute movie, nonetheless.  If there is a Santa Claus, I hope he’s played by Brian Doyle-Murray.

Cleaning Out The DVR: The Flight Before Christmas (dir by Peter Sullivan)


After watching The Spirit of Christmas, it time to continue cleaning out the DVR by watching The Flight Before Christmas.  The Flight Before Christmas originally aired on December 5th on the Lifetime network.  I was at a Christmas party and I totally missed it.

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The Flight Before Christmas is perhaps the epitome of your typical Lifetime holiday movie.  Stephanie (Mayim Bialik) has never had much luck in love but things are finally starting to look up!  She is planning on moving in with her boyfriend and she has already called her mother and let her know that she won’t be home for Christmas this year.  But then Stephanie’s boyfriend shows up and says that he’s changed his mind.  Not only will they not be moving in together but he wants to break up as well.

That’s it! Stephanie decides.  No more love, no more romance, no more risk of heart-break!  And, since she’s not going to be having hot, just-moved-in-together-sex this holiday season, she might as well just go back home to Connecticut.  She rushes to the airport and manages to get tickets on a flight back home.  Also, at the airport, she meets a jolly fat man with a twinkle in his eye.  His name is Noel Nichols (and is played by Bill Murray’s older brother, Brian Doyle-Murray) and … well, if you can’t guess what’s going on with Noel Nichols then you really haven’t seen that many Christmas movies.

Meanwhile, Michael Nolan (Ryan McPartin) is on the same flight as Stephanie.  Originally, he had seats in first class but, acting out of holiday generosity, he suddenly decides to switch seats with Noel Nichols!  (Are you sensing a pattern here?)  Michael ends up sitting right next to Stephanie.

Well, immediately, Michael and Stephanie don’t get along and we all know that means that they’re destined to fall in love.  However, Michael is flying to Boston so that he can ask his girlfriend, Courtney (Trilby Glover), to marry him.  No, Michael, she’s not right for you!

Fortunately, the plane runs into turbulence and is forced to land at the most romantic place on Earth … Bozeman, Montana.  Seeing as how they’re going to be stranded for a day or two, Stephanie finds a room at a local Bed and Breakfast.  She manages to get the last available room and then, despite claiming not to like him that much, she invites Michael to share the room with her…

Okay, so you’ve read the plot and you already know what’s going to happen.  There’s nothing surprising about The Flight Before Christmas but then again, holiday movies aren’t supposed to be surprising.  They’re light-hearted and somewhat silly and hopefully, you’ll feel good after you watch one.  The Flight Before Christmas is a sweet film that, for me, didn’t quite work.  Try as I might, I simply could not imagine Michael and Stephanie as a couple.  However, I did think that Brian Doyle-Murray did a great job as Noel Nichols.  If I ever meet Santa, I hope he’s just like Brian Doyle-Murray,

(Incidentally, this film ended with a dedication to Mayim Bialik’s father, Barry, who passed away earlier this year.  It was a sweetly sincere moment.)

 

What Horror Lisa and the Snarkalecs Watched Last Night #106: Finders Keepers (dir by Alexander Yellen)


Last night, the Snarkalecs and I watched the latest SyFy original film, Finders Keepers!

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Why Was I Watching It?

I had been watching Big Driver over on Lifetime but that film proved to be unusually disturbing and I really wasn’t in the right mood to deal with it.  Sometimes, you need to just be entertained and SyFy original movies are always entertaining!  So, after watching an hour of Big Driver, I turned over to SyFy and watched Finders Keepers.

What Was It About?

Recently divorced writer Alyson Smith (Jaime Pressly) moves into a nice, old house with her daughter, Claire (Kylie Rogers).  At first the house seems ideal but soon, cracks start to appear on this perfect fantasy of home ownership.  Claire starts to act strangely.  A crazy old cat lady (Marina Sirtis) keeps coming by the house.  Alyson does some research and discovers that the reason the house was empty was because, years before, it was the scene of a brutal mass murder.  And, of course, Claire finds a creepy doll in her bedroom and becomes extremely attached to it.

Soon, everyone who knows Alyson and her ex-husband (Patrick Muldoon) is turning up dead.  Could it be that the doll is evil or could it all be a coincidence?

Actually, there’s really no question.  That is one messed up doll…

What Worked?

SyFy hasn’t been showing as many original movies this year as they did last year.  Fortunately, the ones that they have shown have all been excellent and Finders Keepers keeps the streak going.  Finders Keepers is an effectively creepy horror film, featuring excellent performances from Jaime Pressly and Patrick Muldoon, atmospheric direction from Alexander Yellen, and a clever script from Peter Sullivan.

Incidentally, Finders Keepers probably featured one of the bigger body counts that I’ve ever seen in a SyFy film.  Nobody’s safe from that doll!

What Did Not Work?

Over the course of the film, two cats and a crazy old cat lady are killed.  As most of you know, I am about 40 years away from becoming a crazy old cat lady so that was a little bit difficult for me to deal with.

“Oh my God!  Just like me!” Moments

So, beyond the crazy old cat lady and her two cats, this film also featured a vivacious, 20-something redhead who ended up being murdered by the evil doll.  And then, once the redhead and the cat lady had been dispatched, we were introduced to an incredibly efficient office administrator and guess what happened to her?  That’s right — murdered by the crazy doll.  Speaking as a vivacious and efficient redheaded office administrator and future crazy cat lady, I really have to wonder just what exactly this film had against me!

Lessons Learned

Do not let your daughter keep any creepy old voodoo dolls that she just happens to find in her bedroom.  If she won’t get rid of the voodoo doll, consider giving her up for adoption because, seriously — voodoo is nothing to mess with.