It turns out that Patrick had the right idea.Β Jeff, Leonard, Case, and I watched the Golden Globes tonight and it was seriously the most depressing awards show that I can remember.Β The tables were largely empty and Amy Poehler and Tina Fey’s attempts at humor felt forced and awkward.Β The constant bragging about the amount of money that the show was raising for charity felt like an attempt to deflect from all of the negative publicity that the HFPA has received over the past few weeks.Β Nothing about the show felt right.
The winners accepted from home.Β I enjoyed seeing Eugene Levy’s house.Β It’s a very nice house.Β But it still felt, to use that familiar term again, forced and awkward.Β Even the surprise winners — and there were more than a few — could do little to alleviate the gloomy feel of the show.Β At a time when we could use a little glamour, the Golden Globes were subdued and painful.Β One can only imaging how painful the Oscars are going to be.
Here’s a few tweets from tonight:
I watched a little bit of the red carpet interviews. Hella depressing this year. #GoldenGlobes
— Lisa Marie Bowman (@LisaMarieBowman) March 1, 2021
Wow, this is a bit of an adjustment with with the videoconferencing, but it moving okay. Happy to see Daniel Kaluuya and John Boyega have their wins. π #GoldenGlobes
— Jeff, who is not Joseph Cotten (@JedadiahLeland) March 1, 2021
I'm crying inside, feeling tortured by this show, but I'm also helping out the Shattered Lens' tonight with Golden Globes coverage. I can do this. Deep breaths. #GoldenGlobespic.twitter.com/GnDm2CxByC
— Lisa Marie Bowman (@LisaMarieBowman) March 1, 2021
From what I've seen, the Golden Globes are reminding me of the surfing scenes from Apocalypse Now. The more they tried to make it all seem perfectly normal, the worse everyone felt. #GoldenGlobes
— Jeff, who is not Joseph Cotten (@JedadiahLeland) March 1, 2021
The only real Oscar question right now about Chadwick Boseman is whether he'll win for Da 5 Bloods or for Ma Rainey. #GoldenGlobes
— Lisa Marie Bowman (@LisaMarieBowman) March 1, 2021
Palm Springs is also on Hulu and it's a damn good movie so you could have a Nomadland/Palm Spring double feature after the show if you wanted to. #GoldenGlobes
— Lisa Marie Bowman (@LisaMarieBowman) March 1, 2021
What?! Borat over Hamilton!? Uhm, I'm speechless. #GoldenGlobes
And that's the Golden Globes. Best part is, if you have the streaming platforms, you can watch most of these Winners already. Good Night, and Sleep Well. #GoldenGlobes
There was a brief moment of panic when it appeared that Santa may have disappeared.Β I wondered if maybe he had been called away to once again conquer the Martians.
Sometimes, I get nostalgic for how excited I used to get over the trailer for Avengers: Age of Ultron. Silly it may seem now but, back in 2015, I'd hear James Spader going, "I'm going to show you something beautiful," and it was like, "This is going to be coolest movie ever!"
And, in the end, we watched a lot of movies.Β Myself, for instance, I watched Less Than Zero, Elf, Miracle on 34th Street, and It’s A Wonderful Life today.Β I’ve still got the first two Die Hards and A Christmas Story to look forward to.Β That’ll be after midnight mass, of course.
It's a Wonderful Life is a film that I could watch a thousand times. I've got the entire film memorized, more or less. But every time I watch it, it's like the first time all over again. #ItsAWonderfulLife
And finally, as he does every year, Patrick helped bring this Christmas Eve to a perfect close by sharing the Night Before Christmas.
It's 10pm on #ChristmasEve π so gather around your hearths everyone while I read you a #Christmas story! This has become an annual tradition and I'm so grateful for the ones that joins in with me! #AVisitFromStNick By Clement Clarke Moore:
Before I came on board here at The Shattered Lens, I joined in on Live Tweeting, where you watch a movie with a group Β of people, while tweeting about it at the same time. Imagine being one of those audience members in Mystery Science Theatre 3000, and you’ve a rough idea of how fun it can get. Our own Lisa Marie Bowman does this every Saturday with her group, the Snarkalecs, as they cover the SyFy Movie of that week.
On Saturday Nights around 11pm Eastern(or just about every Saturday), Kevin Carr (over at Fat Guys at the Movies) hosts his Late Night Live Tweet, which I’ve participated in from time to time over the last 3 years. Tonight, theyβre talking on 1981βs Dragonslayer on Netflix Instant.
Dragonslayer is one of those films that flopped at the box office, but remains iconic for its representation of dragons and for having been Industrial Light and Magicβs first Visual Effects production outside of any of the Lucasfilm movies (Raiders of the Lost Ark and the first two Star Wars films). Even though ILM was popular for what it did for those films, they were considered somewhat exclusive (or rather itβs my belief that they were). Dragonslayer became ILMβs test of whether they were a go to effects studio for the rest of Hollywood. It didnβt quite work out for the film, but at least ILM did well. At one point, the amount of lens flares in this movie would make J.J. Abrams proud.
Walt Disney Pictures, wanting to get into something a little more adult, came up with Dragonslayer just before Tron, but because of then graphic nature of the film (at least by their standards) supposedly had Paramount Pictures handle the distribution of the film and keep their hands clean. The movie contains blood, immolation and a hint of nudity, which seemed unbecoming of the Disney label. Over the years, Disney would come up with Touchstone Pictures, Buena Vista Pictures, and Hollywood Pictures for their more adult fare. I think Disney even had Miramax at one point.
The story behind Dragonslayer is pretty straight forward. In a faraway land in the Dark Ages, a group a people seek out an old wizard named Ulrich (Sir Ralph Richardson – Watership Down and one of my favorites, Time Bandits) to have him slay the dragon known as Vermithrax Pejorative. Why would anyone want to kill a dragon? Well this particular dragon spends itβs time burning nearby villages and to keep it from doing so, the land has a lottery where the winner – a young maiden – is offered as a sacrifice. On looking at the evidence provided – some scales and a claw (to which Urlich exclaims βThatβs not a claw, by the godsβ¦.thatβs a tooth!β), the wizard refuses and asks the team to look for another Dragonslayer. They inform him that he is indeed the last of his kind. His apprentice, Galen Bradwarden (Ally McBealβs Peter MacNicol) feels that maybe they could do the job, but before Ulrich can get on his way, he is challenged by the head of the Kingβs Guard, which leads to the wizardβs demise.
Galen, on cleaning up the wizardβs castle, stumbles upon a glowing amulet that enhances his magic ability. then takes it upon himself to get rid of the Dragon after discovering one of Ulrichβs glowing amulets and the ability to perform magic. As a kid, I thought that amulet was the coolest thing. There are of course some complications, mainly the fact that the Monarchy believes having the sacrifices and the Dragon are a good thing, but like all Disney movies, it all works out.
From an acting standpoint, Dragonslayer is okay. None of the performances are really award winning, and actor Peter MacNicol has gone on to say that he was embarrassed to have done the film, and doesnβt even mention it when referencing anything heβs done. Actor Ian MacDiarmid, who played Emperor Palpatine in the Star Wars films, plays a priest in Dragonslayer, which was nice to see.
ILMβs biggest contribution to Dragonslayer was the use of a then new effect called βGo-Motionβ. The idea was that most effects at the time were stop motion, similar to what youβd see in a Harryhausen film like Clash of the Titans, As a result, it was often very easy to tell when stop motion was being used due to the jerky but accepted movements of characters. Go Motion used puppets on computers to track their movements, inducing a motion blur and give the appearance that puppets were moving more naturally. I guess it was a lot like rotoscoping for the Lightsaber effects. ILM tried this out with some success in The Empire Strikes Back, and a combination of either Stop Motion or Go Motion was used in many films right up until CGI came along. The look of the Dragon itself was very aggressive and its look can be seen in similar films like Reign of Fire. Most of the effects havenβt held up very well at all under HD, and you can clearly see some of the areas where effects start and end.
It should be noted that Stop Motion is still in use today and is very popular with animated fares like The Nightmare Before Christmas, Coraline, and the Academy Award Nominated Film, Frankenweenie.