The Daily Grindhouse: Abduction (dir. by Joseph Zito)


Before I went on vacation, I searched through my film collection and I found a banged-up VHS tape that I had ordered off of Amazon a while back.  I had been inspired to order the tape because it contained a movie based on a true crime case that I was oddly obsessed with at that time.  However, as is typical with my obsessions, I had pretty much lost interest by the time the movie actually showed up on my doorstep.  Hence, that tape sat unwatched until last week when I finally curled up on my couch and watched it.

Released in 1975, Abduction is an example of the “Ripped-From-The-Headlines” genre of grindhouse filmmaking.  These films specialized in taking sordid true stories and giving them an even more sordid cinematic interpretation.  They were often advertised as the film that would tell you “the shocking true story!” or “the story that they don’t want you to know.”  Despite a disclaimer at the beginning of the film that informs us that any resemblance to anyone living or dead is “purely coincidental,” Abducted tells us “the shocking true story!” behind the kidnapping of Patricia Hearst.

In 1974, newspaper heiress Patty Hearst was a 19 year-old student at Berkeley who was kidnapped from her apartment by a group of left-wing revolutionaries known as the Symbionese Liberation Army (SLA).  The SLA was led by a charismatic escaped prisoner who called himself Field Marshal Cinque and who announced — via a messages that Hearst read into a tape recorder — that Hearst was being held hostage in the name of social justice.  The police and FBI spent several months unsuccessfully searching for Hearst until one day, the SLA released an audio tape in which Hearst announced that she had now joined the SLA and wanted to be known as Tania.  Hearst was soon robbing banks and went from being a hostage to a wanted criminal.  When she was arrested in 1975, Hearst claimed to have been brainwashed by the SLA and people still debate whether she was a sincere revolutionary, a calculating criminal, or just a weak-willed victim.

One of the more fascinating aspects of the Hearst case is that, a year before Hearst was kidnapped, a book called The Black Abductor  was released.  The Black Abductor tells the story of an heiress named Patricia who is kidnapped by a group of left-wing revolutionaries led by a charismatic escaped prisoner and who eventually decides to join with her violent captors.  No one was sure who actually wrote the book (though it was credited to a “Harrison Chase”) and the FBI apparently investigated whether or not the book had been used as a blue print for the actual kidnapping.

(I actually have a copy of the Black Abductor.  I found it in the nostalgia section of Half-Price Books, mixed in with the usual collection of detective novels, westerns, and tv novelizations.  I squealed a little when I recognized the title and wow, did I ever get the strangest look at the front register when I paid for it.  The book itself is actually pretty boring.)

Abduction, probably in order to avoid a lawsuit from the Hearst family, is officially based on the novel Black Abduction and not the kidnapping of Patty Hearst.  That said, the movie (which was released after Hearst had robbed her first bank but before she was arrested) is totally about the kidnapping of Patty Hearst.

In Abduction, Hearst is called Patricia Prescott and her father is no longer in the newspaper business.  Instead, he’s a real estate developer who is planning to destroy the ghetto and replace it with high-income housing.  Patricia (played by Judith-Marie Beragan) is kidnapped and her older boyfriend is beaten up by a group of revolutionaries.  Patricia is held prisoner in a barren apartment and, in a disturbingly clinical scene, is raped (and filmed) by both the group’s leader (an escaped prisoner, of course) and a female member of the group.  Scenes of Patricia being slowly brainwashed are intercut with scenes of a brutal FBI agent beating up liberal grad students and Patricia’s parents (played by Hollywood veterans Leif Erickson and Dorothy Malone) obsessively watching video tapes of their daughter being sexually assaulted.

Abduction is one of those low-budget, relentlessly sordid films that really can’t stand on its own as a work of art but, never the less, remains a fascinating portrait of the time that it was made.  In true exploitation fashion, the film is deliberately made to appeal to both sides of the cultural divide.  When the FBI agent played by Lawrence Tierney is seen smirking as his partner smacks around a smug leftist, the filmmakers are both appealing to the paranoia of the liberals and providing wish fulfilment for the right.  By the same token, when Patricia stands in a doorway with a smoking shotgun in her hands, it’s an image that’s calculated to be empowering, erotic, and frightening all at the same time.   Like many grindhouse film, Abduction might not be a great (or even good) film but as a reflection of the psyche of the times that produced it, it’s an invaluable document.

6 Trailers For The Start Of A Vacation


Hi!  I’m going to be on vacation for the next two weeks but fear not!  I would not allow a little thing like a vacation to prevent me from sharing with you yet another edition of Lisa Marie’s Favorite Grindhouse and Exploitation Film Trailers.  This edition is, once again, devoted to trailers from our friends at the Asylum.

1) #1 Cheerleader Camp (2010)

After seeing this trailer, I asked Erin if this was an accurate portrayal of cheerleader camp.  In reply, Erin asked me when I was going on vacation.

2) The 18 Year-old Virgin (2009)

3) The Transmorphers (2007)

This film appears to be a lot cheaper than Transformers but it does not feature Shia LeBouf.

4) Princess of Mars (2009)

5) Airline Disaster (2010)

I appreciate the straight forward titles that the Asylum uses for their films.

6) Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus (2009)

This trailer is worth it for the scene at the end with the plane.

What do you think, Trailer Kitty?

6 Trailers For A Million Views


Hi!  It’s time for yet another edition of Lisa Marie’s Favorite Grindhouse and Exploitation Film trailers so let’s just jump right into it, shall we?  I’m going on vacation next week and I’m currently attempting to do about a thousand things at once (and it’s not as easy as it looks) so I’m going to keep my commentary to a minimum for this edition.  Fortunately, these trailers speak for themselves.

1) The Castle of Fu Manchu (1968)

2) Zeder (1983)

3) Freeway (1996)

4) The Gumball Rally (1976)

5) Unhinged (1982)

6) Two Orphan Vampires (1997)

Regardless of how busy I may be, I will always find the time to let people know that this is one of my favorite films from one of my favorite directors, the great Jean Rollin.

 What do you think, Trailer Kitty?

Doc, the judgmental Trailer Kitty

The Daily Grindhouse: The Clones (dir. by Lamar Card and Paul Hunt)


How, you may be asking, did I come to see The Clones, an extremely obscure and low-budget science fiction thriller from 1973?

It all started when I first saw the trailer for the film on 42nd Street Forever, a compilation of old school grindhouse trailers.  For whatever reasons, the trailer for The Clones fascinated me.  Whether it was the extremely dry narration or the fact that the trailer actually ended with a quote from a then-member of the U.S. Senate, I felt that The Clones was a film that I, as a student of film and history, simply had to see.

How obscure is this film?  It’s so obscure that The Clones has never even been released on DVD.  In order to see the film, I had to go on Amazon and order a used VHS copy from a some guy in Indiana.  When it arrived in the mail, the first thing I noticed was the big “Property of the St. Augusta Public Library” that was stamped on the back of the worn video box.

The fact that my copy of The Clones had obviously seen better days actually added a lot to the viewing experience.  Much as true grindhouse fans treasure every scratch and auditory pop whenever they watch a film like Fight For Your Life or Last House on Dead End Street, I found myself oddly proud that my copy of The Clones had obviously survived so much just so that it could eventually end up as a part of my video library.

As for the film itself, The Clones is one of those wonderful low-budget films that deserve to be rediscovered.  Dr. Gerald Appleby (well-played by an actor named Michael Greene) is a nuclear scientist who discovers that he’s been cloned and that the clone has essentially been out living his life whenever the original Appleby has been at work.  Though it’s hinted that he’s being set up by foreign spies, the reason for Appleby’s cloning remains obscure throughout the entire film.  Whether this narrative obscurity is intentional or not, it actually serves the film well as it helps to transform Appleby into almost a Kafkaesque figure.

When Appleby attempts to reveal to the proper authorities that he’s been cloned, he finds himself accused of being an imposter and is forced to literally run for his life.  The majority of the film deals with Appleby being chased across the California desert by not only the mad scientist who cloned him (a wonderfully demented Stanley Adams) but also by two ruthless federal agents.  The two federal agents are played by Otis Young and Gregory Sierra, two character actors who appeared in several films during the 70s.  Sierra and Young are a lot of fun to watch in this film and it’s hard not to like them, even if they technically are villains.  They both just seem to be having so much fun trying to kill our hero.

From what little information that I’ve been able to gather about this film’s production, it appears that The Clones was one of the first motion pictures to attempt to take advantage of the paranoia that most people feel over the prospect of humans being cloned.  When seen today, the film’s story is a bit predictable because, to be honest, there’s really only so much when you can do with cloning as a plot device.  However, The Clones remains an oddly effective film.  The low budget (and lack of special effects) actually contributes to the film’s success.  Without the crutch of spectacle, The Clones is forced to pay attention to things like characterization.  How’s that for a concept?

The film eventually climaxes with a genuinely exciting shoot out in a deserted amusement park and then it all ends, in typical 70s fashion, in a climax that manages to be both fun and depressing at the same time.

The Clones is not necessarily an easy film to see but it’s well worth the effort.

 

6 Trailers From The Asylum


This week’s edition of Lisa Marie’s Favorite Grindhouse and Exploitation Film Trailers is devoted to films that were produced by one of my favorite production companies, The Asylum.  

(As a sidenote, it is true that I usually try to feature trailers that are a bit older than these but what can I say?  I talked it over with the trailer kitties and we all love the Asylum.)

Enjoy!

1) Almighty Thor (2011)

While I enjoyed the other, better-known Thor, I could not help but think that it definitely would have been a better movie if it had featured more dinosaurs.  Apparently, the Asylum agreed.

2) Sherlock Holmes (2010)

Again, any movie can be improved with dinosaurs.

3) Mega Piranha (2010)

Among the Syfy Saturday Night Snarkers on twitter, Mega Piranha remains a truly iconic film.  This is perhaps the Citizen Kane of giant piranha movies.

4) Snakes on a Train (2006)

This trailer is actually kinda scary.  Agck!

5) Battle of Los Angeles (2011)

Could it really be any worse than Battle: L.A.?

6) Abraham Lincoln Vs. Zombies (2012)

Who needs vampires?

What do you think, Trailer Kitties?

6 Trailers That Came From Within


Hi there!  I hope everyone had a good weekend and that everyone took a few minutes to think about the true meaning of Labor Day (whatever that may be.)  Now that we’re all back and have returned to drudgery of everyday life, it seems like a perfect time for another edition of Lisa Marie’s Favorite Grindhouse and Exploitation Film Trailers!

1) They Came From Within (1975)

Seeing as I just recently saw Cosmopolis, it seems appropriate to start things off with this trailer for David Cronenberg’s Shivers or, as it was known here in the States, They Came From Within.

2) The Madmen of Mandoras (1963)

This film is also known as They Saved Hitler’s Brain.  It’s an odd little film.

3) Weekend With The Babysitter (1971)

Not to be confused with The Babysitter

4) The Babysitter (1995)

Not to be confused with Weekend With The Babysitter

5) Twisted Nerve (1968)

This looks tres creepy!

6) Son of Godzilla (1967)

Finally, did you know that Godzilla had a son?  Apparently, he did.

What do you think, Trailer Kitty?

Photograph by Erin Nicole Bowman

6 Trailers For Team Chacal


Hi!  Are y’all enjoying the Olympics?  I’m not but I’m still occasionally watching them and asking myself questions like, “Why do male beach volleyball players actually get to wear clothes while competing?”  and “Are there any countries other than America, Great Britain, and China competing this year?”  Seriously, if you were just to judge from the coverage on NBC, it would appear that the USA is the only team competing in the majority of the events.  It’s a bit unfair to those of us who, while American, are also proud of the fact that our ancestors came from Ireland, Italy, Spain, and Germany. 

Therefore, this edition of Lisa Marie’s Favorite Grindhouse and Exploitation Film Trailers is dedicated to those countries that are being ignored by NBC (and probably the BBC as well).  I’m talking about such worthy countries as Albania, San Marino, and especially the beautiful island republic of Chacal.

Here are 6 trailers for Team Chacal.

1) Gymkata (1985)

It’s not quite gymnastics and it’s not quite karate — instead, it’s Gymkata!

2) Jack the Ripper (1976)

From director Jess Franco comes a film that’s either about Jack the Ripper or the current Mayor of London, Boris Johnson. 

3) Terrorgram (1988)

The name pretty much says it all.

4) Castle Freak (1995)

I can still remember this one on HBO when I was like 12 years old.  It actually gave me nightmares, it was so scary!

5) Two Evil Eyes (1990)

I’ve been planning on seeing this movie for a while now.  It was directed by both George Romero and Dario Argento!

6) Goldengirl (1979)

I’ve shared this one before but, with it being the Olympic season and all, I simply had to share this trailer again.  Have you figured out her secret yet?

What do you think, Trailer Kitty?

6 Trailers That Will Not Be Broadcast On NBC This Week


Hi there!  Welcome to the latest installment of Lisa Marie’s Favorite Grindhouse and Exploitation Film trailers.  Since I know everyone’s probably busy watching the Olympics (seriously, I try not think about all the pervs who are calling in to work so they can stay home and watch women’s indoor volleyball in private), I won’t waste much time with a long introduction.  Instead, let’s get straight to the trailers…

1) Swimfan (2002)

I’m including this trailer for everyone who has ever wondered what Michael Phelps was doing between Beijing and London.  I can still remember seeing this movie when I was 16 and, even then, getting annoyed with how stupid this film actually was.

2) Fatal Games (1984)

Speaking of the Olympics…

3) Death Spa (1988)

Let’s continue our theme of athletic mayhem with this trailer for Death Spa.

4) Dr. Who And The Daleks (1965)

I doubt this ever showed up at the grindhouses but no matter.  With the Olympics taking place in London, everyone’s currently pretending to like all things British and that seems like as good an excuse as any to feature this trailer for Dr. Who And The Daleks.  (I have to admit that I can count, on one hand, the number of times that I’ve actually been able to watch an entire episode of Dr. Who without either falling asleep or changing the channel.)

5) The New Gladiators (1985)

This look at the future of competitive sports comes to us courtesy of none other than Lucio Fulci!  This trailer has a definite Hunger Games feel to it, no?

6) Perversion Story (1968)

Finally, what could be better than one Fulci trailer?  How about two Fulci trailers?  This trailer is for Lucio Fulci’s giallo Perversion Story, which was retitled One On Top of Another when it was released in the United States.

What do you think, trailer kitties?

Rom-Com Trailer Kitties

6 Trailers From 1985


As I’ve probably mentioned before, I’ve always been a secret history nerd.  (Don’t ask me why it’s a secret.  It just is.)  As part of my secret obsession with history, I’ve recently decided that I want to become the world’s foremost authority on the year of my birth, 1985.  I’ve spent most of today researching that year and, as a result, I’ve decided to dedicate this latest edition of Lisa Marie’s Favorite Grindhouse And Exploitation Trailers to films that were released during the greatest year ever: 1985.

1) Rappin’

“You must see Rappin’ … this movie had to happen!”

2) Heavenly Bodies

“This is the shape of things to come…”

3) Def-Con 4

In this trailer, World War III breaks out and wow, does it ever look cheap.

4) The Oracle

This film was directed by the infamous Roberta Findlay.  Even if that information wasn’t readily available via the Internet Movie Database, it’s kinda obvious from just watch the trailer, no?

5) Zombie Island Massacre

“Welcome to beautiful Zombie Island…”  When you agree to vacation at a place called Zombie Island, I imagine you lose the right to ask for a refund…

6) The Mutilator

I imagine the people in this trailer ended up wishing they had vacationed at Zombie Island instead.

What do you think, trailer kitty?

6 Trailers: The Return of Lisa Marie’s Favorite Grindhouse And Exploitation Film Trailers


Hi there!  As some of you may have noticed, I took a week off from my favorite feature, Lisa Marie’s Favorite Grindhouse and Exploitation Film Trailers.  I did this in observance of the 4th of July but now that the USA has celebrated yet another birthday, it’s time to get back to the things that really matter! 

Our latest installment features Wings Hauser, a psychotic housekeeper, rabid grannies, and even a little dancing.  Enjoy!

1) Nightmare At Noon (1988)

This almost ludicrously violent trailer has a slight Crazies feel to it, no?

2) Deadly Force (1983)

After that last trailer, I’m in the mood for some more Wings Hauser.  Here he is in yet another violent trailer, this one for Deadly Force.  I want to see this film just to find out what type of person keeps a bathtub and a grand piano in the same room.

3) The Housekeeper (1986)

She cooks.  She cleans.  She kills.  And really, judging from the trailer, who can blame her?

4) The Ghost Dance (1980)

When you disturb the dead, you might pay the price.  Like the best movies, this trailer comes with a message.

5) Rooftops (1989)

I like this one because it features dancing and … well, that’s about it.

6) Rabid Grannies (1989)

AGCK!

What do you think, Trailer Kitty?

Doc, the trailer kitty