The 1975 drive-in film, Trucker’s Woman, opens with the tragic (and rather horrifying) death of Jim Kelly, a trucker who meets his demise when the breaks on his truck fail.  We watch as Jim is tossed back and forth inside the cab of his truck and, in fact, the film’s opening credits play out over freeze frames of Jim’s gruesome end.  Jim was a beloved member of the trucking community and his funeral is about as well-attended as a funeral taking place in a low-budget film can be.  Everyone is going to be miss Jim but fortunately, his son Mike (Michael Hawkins) is going to carry on the family business!

As Mike explains to his father’s permanently soused friend, Ben Turner (Doodles Weaver), he’s giving up a lot to take over for his father.  Mike is dropping out of college and sacrificing his dream of becoming a philosophy professor.  Of course, Mike appears to be nearly 50 so, if he still hasn’t gotten that degree, it’s probably for the best that he went ahead of gave up on that dream.  From what little we saw of Jim, he appeared to be 50 as well so you have to kind of wonder if Mike is actually his son.  My theory is that Mike was just a drifter who happened to see a funeral occurring off the side of the road and decided to cash in.

Anyway, Mike is soon driving a truck and discovering that his boss, Fontaine (Jack Canon), is a bit of a jerk who favors certain truckers more than others.  Mike also meets Fontaine’s daughter, Karen (Mary Cannon), at a roadside bar and ends up following her back to her motel, pounding on her door until she gets out of the shower and answers it while wearing a towel, and then announcing that he’s going to be accepting her offer to spend the night with her….

So, you can probably already guess what the main problem with this film is.  At best, Mike is a jerk.  At worst, he’s an alcoholic misogynist who breaks into a woman’s motel room, demands sex, and is then offended when she leaves the next morning without telling him where she’s going.  The film tries to portray Mike as being a strong, independent man who works hard and refuses to be ordered around.  However, he comes across less like Burt Reynolds in Smokey and the Bandit or Kris Kristofferson in Convoy and more like one of those truckers who eventually gets caught with a dead body in the back of his cab.  Everything about Mike just screams homicidal drifter.  Not even the title character from Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer would have accepted a ride from this guy.

Anyway, Mike and Ben attempt to discover who sabotaged the brakes on old Jim Kelly’s rig and since only a mechanic could have done it, suspicion immediately falls on Diesel Joe (Larry Drake) because he’s the only mechanic in the film!  And who paid Diesel Joe to sabotage the brakes?  Well, there’s only person in the film who has any money so it looks like it’s time for Ben to rally the other truckers and Mike to toss a bunch of people into Fontaine’s pool.

Trucker’s Woman does not work as a thriller or a mystery or a comedy.  It does work as a time capsule of the 70s.  Seriously, look at all of those wood-paneled rooms!  Look at all of those plaid jackets!  Seriously, there’s enough plaid in this film it could have just as easily been called Forever Plaid.  Filmed on the highways of South Carolina, Trucker’s Woman is a film the epitomizes an era but there’s plenty of other films that do the exact same thing and don’t feature an alcoholic misogynist as the lead character.  (Seriously, Rubber Duck would have tossed Mike Kelly out of a moving truck.)

Finally, Trucker’s Woman is infamous in some circles for featuring a random shot of a pepperoni pizza sitting on a wooden deck.  It’s a shot that pops up out of nowhere and has nothing to do with the rest of the film.  It’s thought that the shot was included as an experiment in subliminal advertising and I will admit that my sister and I did order a pizza after this film ended.