
by Emmett Watson

by Emmett Watson
Merry Christmas everyone!
I’m actually writing this post on December 17th so I don’t know if it’s going to snow this Christmas or not. Certainly, I would like it if it did. I live in Texas, so I hardly ever get to see snow.
But, as today music video of the day shows, you can have a merry Christmas even if it doesn’t snow. Even if you’re on the beach, you can have a wonderful Christmas. Way to go, Hawaii!
(I love Hawaii.)
Enjoy and Merry Christmas!
It’s almost time!
Watching Santa Claus Conquers The Martians is a Christmas tradition here at the Shattered Lens! So, sit back, turn on Kid TV, and get ready to sing!
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HOORAY FOR SANTY CLAUS!
Alvin, Simon, and Theodore, collectively known as The Chipmunks, have been around a long time! Created by Ross Bagdasarian (under the pseudonym Dave Seville), “The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t Be Late)” was a #1 hit in 1958, and even earned three Grammy Awards! Get ready to enjoy the squeaky trio as they trill their first big hit!:

by Richard Sargent
Eighty year old Fred Astaire takes on nine different roles in THE MAN WITH THE SANTA CLAUS SUIT, his next to last film. Fred is as charming and debonair as ever, and his presence is what carries the saccharine script, with three varied tales of romance, comedy, and drama interwoven and played by a cast of Familiar TV and Movie Faces, kind of like a “very special Christmas episode” of THE LOVE BOAT.
Gary Burghoff (M*A*S*H’s Radar) is a nerdy math teacher in love with his neighbor, a beautiful (are there any other kind?) fashion model (Tara Buckman, THE CANNONBALL RUN). The model secretly digs him too, but the nerd’s too shy to express his feelings, until a chance encounter with a jeweler (Fred) leads him to rent a Santa suit and propose before she makes the mistake of marrying a rich, handsome playboy (again, are there any other kind?)…
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I was eight when I first saw this and I immediately asked my parents if we could trade our big Christmas tree for a small one that just needed some extra care.

by Ed Emshwiller
Some people just get it and some people don’t.