October Positivity: Play The Flute (dir by Rich Christiano)


In 2019’s Play the Flute, Brett Varvel plays Brandon Cobb.

Brandon has just been hired as youth minister at a suburban church.  Brandon is young and ambitious and his hope is to build the church’s youth ministry into one of the largest in the city.  Instead, he discovers that the church’s teenagers are, for the most part, a bunch of spoiled brats who refuse to read and learn their assigned Bible verses.  Apparently, they’ve managed to chase off every youth minister they ‘ve had.  Will Brandon be able to get through to them?

My question, though, is why Brandon is the one who has to get through to them.  Where are the parents in this mess?  Loretta Swit does turn up as one concerned parent but her daughter, who speaks with a stammer, doesn’t even want to go the youth group because of some boys who keep making fun of the way she talks.  (I stuttered up until I was about 12 so I could relate.)  But where are the other parents?  A church youth group is not like high school.  You’re not legally required to attend.  Your parents aren’t going to be charged if you get caught skipping.  The kids are obviously in the youth group because their parents took them to church and told them to attend.  So, shouldn’t the parents be the ones who get yelled at when their out-of-control brats chase off a youth minister?

Brandon struggles.  No one laughs at his Dad jokes.  His attempts to open up about his past are met with stony silence.  This youth group is hardcore!  Finally, Brandon challenges the worst member of the youth group gang to a race.  Brandon loses the race to the younger man but everyone is impressed by his determination.  He was willing to humiliate himself just to get them to listen to him.  And so, they start to listen.

The film is narrated by one of Brandon’s former students, who explains that Brandon has recently died.  At first, I thought maybe Brandon had a heart attack after challenging a much younger man to a footrace.  Instead, Brandon died of cancer.  Brandon may be gone but his students will always remember him and cherish the memory.  That’s kind of sweet.

This is another Rich Christiano film.  Christiano, along with his brother Dave, was one of the pioneers of modern faith-based filmmaking.  He’s been directing and producing films since the early 90s and the format has always remained the same.  A Christiano film is usually rather talky, has a few moments of boomer humor, and typically ends on a sentimental note.  That’s certainly the case with Play the Flute, a very slow movie that seems to have its heart in the right place.

Christiano did manage to get a few familiar faces for the film.  (At least, they’re familiar if you watch a lot of old television shows like I do.)  I already mentioned Loretta Swit as one of the mothers.  Clint Howard shows up as the manager of a restaurant who is upset to learn that his employees have been screwing with the time clock.  And Fred Grandy — GOPHER! — shows up as a minister.  One thing I recently learned is that Fred Grandy actually served in the U.S. House of Representatives after he appeared on The Love Boat.  We need more former sitcom stars in politics.  I’m looking at you, Matt LeBlanc!

Anyway, where as I?  Oh yeah.  This movie was inoffensive but not particularly compelling.  Who knew church youth groups were such a hotbed of rebellion?

October Positivity: The War Within (dir by Brett Varvel and Drew Varvel)


2014’s The War Within takes place in two worlds, one on the outside and one in the inside.

The film opens with Michael Sinclair (Brett Vavrel), a cartoonist who is struggling to deal with both the death of his daughter and the subsequent collapse of his marriage.  Though he still has his good memories of when he first met and fell in love with Amy (Rebecca Reid), those are running the risk of fading and disappearing as neither one can forgive themselves for the accident that took away their daughter.  Michael has even found himself questioning his once firm faith in religion.  Amy, meanwhile, was never particularly religious, something that worried her daughter in the days before her death.  When Michael gets a phone call informing him that his syndicated comic strip has been cancelled due to him missing too many deadlines, Michael trashes his studio and wonders why he is being so punished.

The film takes us inside of Michael’s head, where Heart (Brett Vavrel, in a duo role), Will (Gary Vavrel), Conscience (Daron Day), Mind (Terry Vavrel), Emotion (Drew Vavrel), and Memory (Bruce Crum) all battle for control of Michael’s decisions and his future.  At first, it appears that only Emotion wants to reject both Amy and his faith.  But then Heart starts to realize that both Mind and Will are slipping over to Emotion’s side.  Heart and Conscience have to work together to search the realms of Michael’s mind so that they can retrieve the memory orbs that have been stolen by the other traits.  Otherwise, Michael will never find peace and he’ll lose his wife….

Okay, this probably sounds a bit weird and I guess it kind of is.  I mean, on the one hand, you’ve got Michael and Amy trying to come to terms and find some sort of meaning in the worst tragedy that a parent can experience.  There are frequent flashbacks, finally explaining the heartbreaking reason why Michael blames himself for their daughter’s death.  And there’s a moment of incredible coincidence, in which Amy discovers how the accident that took her daughter’s life also effected one of the new students in her class.  I mean, it’s an amazing coincidence but it’s still a rather sweet plot development and it’s well-acted by Rebecca Reid.

While that’s going on, you have a bunch of people wearing vaguely medieval costumes battling in a shadowy realm that is meant to represent Michael’s subconscious.  There’s some crudely effective CGI, in which Emotion attacks the other traits with …. well, emotions.  There’s a lot of talk about memory orbs and hidden realms and it’s all a bit corny but it’s also all so earnest that it’s hard not to get some enjoyment out of it.  I especially liked the fact that Emotion looked and sounded like the type of emo kid that I would have had a crush on back when I was 16 years old.  Watching those scenes made me think about the type of war that’s probably going on in my own mind right now.  Heart says to stay up for a month straight just watching and reviewing movies.  Mind says, “Get some sleep and stay healthy!”  Emotion has yet to chime in.

Anyway, this was one of those film that was so weird that it was pretty much impossible not to enjoy it.  Count that as a victory for Heart.