Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Mondays, I will be reviewing CHiPs, which ran on NBC from 1977 to 1983.  The entire show is currently streaming on Freevee!

This week, Baker takes charge!

Episode 2.22 “Ride The Whirlwind”

(Dir by Larry Wilcox, originally aired on March 10th, 1979)

Just as with the week’s episode of Miami Vice, I am going to do a bullet-point review of this week’s episode of CHiPs because, quite frankly, it’s the holidays and I’m pressed for time.

• In order to combat a crime wave that has apparently broken out in the nearby California hills, Baker has suggested creating a three-person dirt-bike team.  His hope is that the team will be made up of him, Ponch, and Sindy.  However, when Sindy gets delayed while helping a stranding motorist and ends up missing the morning briefing, Baker is forced to pick Grossman (Paul Linke) instead.
• “Yay!” you might be saying.  Seriously, Grossman is a far more entertaining character than Sindy.  However, Ponch, Baker, and Sindy are not happy about it.  My personal feeling is that if riding a dirt bike was that damn important to Sindy, she should have arrived on time.
• Ponch pays Grossman forty dollars to fake an injury so Sindy can take his place.  Grossman takes the money and then explains that he would have done it for free, just because he can tell who much riding a dirt bike means to Sindy.  If it meant so much to her, she could have showed up on time!
• The dirt bike patrol is a huge success.  One guy rides through an old woman’s lettuce patch on his bike.  Baker tracks down the miscreant and not only gives him a ticket but also gets a date with the guy’s girlfriend.
• Larry Wilcox also directed this episode, which perhaps explains why, for once, Baker’s the one who gets a date as opposed to Ponch.
• Ponch busts a city councilman who later explains that he was just riding his bike recklessly because he was having a midlife crisis.
• Sindy busts a punch of PCP dealers.  It takes her two tries, however.  The first time she chases them, she falls off her bike and sprains her ankle.  The second time, she proves that she belongs on a bike.
• That’s good because Getraer is in a total panic about putting a woman on any sort of motorcycle, even just a dirt bike.  “If she gets injured,” Getraer warns Baker, it’ll be bad news for the entire department.  Getraer, I guess, hasn’t noticed that the entire second season had pretty much centered on just how hyper-competent Sindy is.
• The stars of this episode were the California scenery and the stunt people.  The members of the dirt bike patrol all wear bulky uniforms and face-obscuring helmets, in order to disguise the fact that Larry Wilcox, Erik Estrada, and Brianne Leary are clearly not the ones who are actually riding the bikes.
• Noted character actor Paul Koslo appears as one of the PCP dealers.  He’s believably redneck-y.
• This episode featured some impressive stunts, which is really the main thing that most people ask for when it comes to a show like this.  That said, I do think the episode would have been more with Grossman as a member of the team.

Next week: Season two ends!