So, I Watched The Last Song (2010, Dir. by Julie Anne Robinson)


Ronnie Miller (Miley Cyrus), who is 17 and way too rebellious to be likable, travels to Georgia to spend the summer with her father, a former concert pianist named Steve (Greg Kinnear).  Ronnie is a sarcastic brat up until she discovers that a racoon is trying to eat a nest of turtle eggs.  She tries to protect the turtles.  The aquarium sends over a volunteer named Will (Liam Hemsworth) to watch over the turtle eggs and he and Ronnie fall in love over the course of several nights on the beach.  Ronnie starts to straighten out her life but then she learns that her father has cancer and that the reason he invited her and her brother to Georgia was so he could have one last summer with her.

This is a Nicholas Sparks story so, of course, someone has to die.  I always tell myself that I’m not going to cry whenever I watch a Nicholas Sparks movie and then I do.  Greg Kinnear was really likable as Steve and Liam Hemsworth was really cute as Will and I know I would have fallen in love with him too if we were protecting turtle eggs together.  When the eggs hatched, the baby turtles were adorable.

It’s too bad Miley Cyrus can’t act because her performance was so bad that it ruined the movie.  Even the racoon that tried to steal the turtle eggs outacted her.  I got tired of Ronnie and her attitude.  No matter what happened, Ronnie had to be sarcastic about it.  Even when she finally realized that the world didn’t revolve around her, Miley still delivered all of her lines in the same flat, smartass tone of voice so I didn’t buy her change of heart at all.

I’m glad the turtles made it back to the ocean.

It’s Love, Part 12


Every year, I like to share some of my favorite romance comic books!

Starting in the late 1940s, many comic book companies tried to broaden their audience by publishing romance comic books.  These comics told dramatic love stories in which young women had to deal with issues of cheating, divorce, jealousy, heartache, and the search for the one.

It’s Love!

 

What is the lesson that we can take from these vintage comic books?  I think the main thing we can learn is that love is never easy.

But, even if he is a member of the establishment or has long hair, it’s totally worth it.  Right, Nicky?

They sure do look happy!  Happy Valentine’s Day!

Remember The Snake In The Grass?


I’ve written about this before but do you remember this guy?

During the Victoria Era, there was a thing called a “Vinegar Valentines”  That was when people would send each other Valentines that, instead of proclaiming love, would explain why someone was still single or that they shouldn’t trust their current companion.  The Snake In The Grass was an example of the type of Valentine that people used to get back then!  People could even get this one custom made to change the human face of the snake to make sure that it resembled whoever was being accusing.

Can you imagine getting one of those on February 14th?  I’m glad we don’t do that anymore!

I Watched The Lucky One (2012, Dir. by Scott Hicks)


I told a friend that I was going to watch The Lucky One and she said that I better make sure that I had a lot of water onhand to make sure I wasn’t dehydrated by the end of the movie.  That’s some of the best advice I’ve ever received.

It’s a Nicholas Sparks adaptation.  Zac Efron plays a Marine who finds a picture of Taylor Schilling in Iraq.  He survives an attack that wipes out all of his friends and he feels as if it was because he was destined to find the woman in the picture.  She tracks her down to Louisiana, where she’s living with her mother (Blythe Danner) and her sensitive son (Riley Thomas Stewart) and where she’s still struggling to accept the death of her brother in Iraq.  Zac Efron could have avoided a lot of drama by showing her the picture as soon as he arrived at her beautiful home but instead, he takes a job as a handyman around the house.  If he had avoided the drama, there would be no movie!

It’s really overdramatic because, of course, Taylor Schilling’s ex-husband (Jay R. Ferguson) is the son of the most powerful man in town and he keeps threatening to take away his son.  It doesn’t matter though because Zac Efron plays a sweet man with a damaged soul, a man who never yells and who encourages Taylor’s son to play the violin and who serves as a strong male role model while all the other men in town are too busy sucking up to Ferguson’s father.  Zac Efron loves dogs and long walks.  He plays chess.  He plays the piano.  He’s served his country.  And he says, “You should be kissed every day, every hour, every minute.”  Don’t bother me with reality, I’m too busy over here swooning.

The Lucky One is a good movie for Valentine’s Day.  Any other day, maybe it wouldn’t be so good.  But for Valentine’s Day, it’s great!

It’s Time For Romance!


Do you still need some help getting in the mood for Valentine’s Day?  Well, don’t worry!  I’m here to help!  Check out these classic romantic covers!  I defy anyone not be in the mood after romance after looking at some of these bodice rippers.

I was sad to learn that trade paperbacks are not being published anymore so we won’t be getting many more covers like this.  Luckily, the Internet will always be here to remind us of the time when the storm was tender.

 

A Scene That I Love: Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown


I’ve seen Charlie Brown suffer through a lot of holidays but I’ve always felt especially bad for him when it comes to Valentine’s Day.  In this scene from Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown, he’s waiting at the mailbox for a Valentine from a “little red-headed girl.”  He’s never even talked to her.  He doesn’t know her name and she probably doesn’t know his.  She certainly doesn’t know his address.  How is she going to send him a Valentine?  Lucy could have been nicer in the way she put it but she’s right.  He’ll need a lot of luck.

Luckily, his loyal dog is there to shoot cupid’s arrows at him.

Happy Valentine’s Day From The Shattered Lens!


Happy Valentine’s Day!

I know this holiday isn’t for everyone but it’s always been one of my favorites.  Love is in the air!  If you’re single, though, this can be a difficult day.  If you’ve just broken up with someone, this is the day when you just want to stay in bed.  Everyone’s been there!

If you’re celebrating today, I hope you have a wonderful Valentine’s Day!  And, if you’re not celebrating, I hope you enjoy your Presidents Day weekend!

You’ve got this!