Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Wednesdays, I will be reviewing Monsters, which aired in syndication from 1988 to 1991. The entire series is streaming on YouTube.

This week, Monsters takes a turn into le Carré  territory.

Episode 2.21 “Refugee”

(Dir by Scott Vickrey, originally aired on Mary 13th, 1990)

Paul (Peter White) is an agent of the CIA.  He lives in a run-down apartment, hiding himself from the world and apparently wracked with guilt and regret over some of the things that he did for his country.  In the style of many a John le Carré protagonist, he served his country and has been left thoroughly disillusioned as a result.  His former superior, Oliver (Philip Abbott), comes to Paul with a proposal.  There’s a Russian scientist who is looking to defect.  She has apparently spent years trying to escape from Russia.  If Paul helps her cross the border and stays with her in a safehouse until the CIA can come and get her, Oliver will never ask Paul to do another thing.  Paul’s service as a spy will be terminated.

A reluctant Paul agrees and he is indeed able to get Anna Solenska (Judy Geeson) across the border and into a safehouse.  However, Paul realizes that two men have followed them and now want to enter the safehouse themselves.  Paul assumes that they work for the KGB but actually, they’re agents of Satan!  Apparently, Anna agreed to sell her soul in return for Satan helping her to escape Russia.  And now, Satan has sent his people to collect….

Seriously, if you’ve ever wondered what it was like to live under a communist regime, just consider that someone was willing to sell their soul to escape!  That’s one reason why I’m proud to be an American and to be a capitalist.  No matter what problems we may have in this country, no one is selling their soul to escape.  No one is summoning Satan and saying, “Hey, help me get to Cuba!”  Capitalism for the win!

As for this episode, I liked the idea behind it.  I liked the concept of mixing spy melodrama with supernatural horror.  Peter White actually gave a pretty good performance as the burned-out spy and I enjoyed the opening conversation between him and his former superior.  But once the episode move to the safehouse, the action started to drag.  Monsters is only a 21-minute show so there’s no reason why an episode should have had me checking how much running time was left as often as this one did.  British actress Judy Geeson did a good enough job playing Anna’s desperation but her Russian accent was bad enough that it actually distracted from the story.  Finally, Satan’s agents were never as scary as servants of the devil should be.  This show’s saving grace has usually been its monsters but, in this episode, they were just men with red skin and glowing fingertips.

Sad to say, despite an intriguing premise, this episode was just kind of boring.