When Dario Argento’s Dracula 3D premiered at last year’s Cannes Film Festival, the reviews were almost universally negative.

But you know what?

I don’t care.

When it comes to a film like this, the critics don’t matter.  Does anyone seriously think that any mainstream critic is going to give a film directed by Dario Argento a chance?  No way.  Film snobs hate Argento but even Argento’s worst films are usually more entertaining than anything Michael Bay has ever come up with.

What’s important is that Dracula 3D is a vampire film that’s coming out in October and, judging from the trailer, it appears that it will feature Rutger Hauer going overboard in that wonderful way that only Rutger Hauer can.

Dracula 3D will be in American theaters on October 4th.  See you there!