Yay! Finally, a movie trailer that doesn’t feature anything blowing up…
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Through the Shattered Lens 
But…Where is the monster? Doesn’t anyone get killed? Or dismembered? Or terrified? Or at least made very uncomfortable by a creepy person? I saw the title, and thought that this must be something scary and violent, or at least repugnant or disturbing – you know, legit. “This is how people start breaking up.’? “I assure you…That guy you vaguely remember – the sweet, romantic one that you met on a train? That is me.”? Is this even a real movie?
“I feel close to you.” “Yeah…?” “But sometimes…I don’t know… I feel like you’re breathing helium, and I’m breathing oxygen.” “What makes you say that?” “I wanted you to say something romantic, and AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!” “Oh, my god!!! WTF?!?!?! WTFFFFFFF!!?????!!!?? It’s eating us!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
There. Now that would be a movie.
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