6 Trailers That Will Save The World


Welcome to another edition of Lisa Marie’s Favorite Grindhouse and Exploitation trailers.

1) Psychomania (1971)

Also known as the Death Wheelers.  This is one of those trailer that can pretty much speak for itself.  (Though I will point out that co-star George Sanders committed suicide shortly after filming completed.)

2) 10 Violent Women (1982)

Not surprisingly, this movie was directed by Ted V. Mikels.  What makes this trailer memorable (for me) is the blandly cheerful narration.  I don’t know who that is providing the narration but you hear his voice a lot as you explore the world of grindhouse trailers.

3) The Twilight People (1973)

Made in the Philippines (as were many exploitation films in the 60s and 70s — I always expect to hear someone say, “Made in the Philippines — where life is cheap!” whenever I watch one of these trailers), The Twilight People is best remembered for featuring Pam Grier as the Panther Woman.  I love how the trailers for Filipino exploitation films always seem to promise us that we’re in for “blood…blood…and more blood!” like some nightmarish 1950s feminine hygiene film.

4) Cop Killers (1973)

Do you think we killed niiiiiiine people for nuthin, maaaaan?”  This trailer plays like one of the many “fake” grindhouse trailers that every toadsucker on Youtube is making nowadays.  (And, by the way, that trend is getting increasingly obnoxious as it’s obvious that a lot of these trailers are being made by jerks who have never even seen a genuine grindhouse film.)  However, Cop Killers is a real film and this is a real trailer.  Every time I go down to Half-Price books, I come across the DVD for this movie.  They want $9.00 for it.  And every time, I end up grabbing this DVD, planning on buying it, just to then come across a movie or book that I want more.  So, I haven’t seen Cop Killers yet but I’m sure that eventually, I’ll break down and get it.

5) Convoy Busters (1978)

Feel bad for all those cops getting killed Cop Killers?  Don’t worry, the fraternity of blue meanies got their revenge in plenty of other films, including this 1978 Italian film.  Convoy Busters was directed by Ruggero Deodat0 (of Cannibal Holocaust and House On The Edge of the Park fame) and is also known as Cop on Fire.  (Apparently, it was retitled to take advantage of the international success of Sam Peckinpah’s Convoy.)

6) The Psychic (1977)

This is the (very) American trailer for Lucio Fulci’s Murder To The Tune of Seven Black Notes.  This film is actually one of Fulci’s more subtle and interesting films and, considering that it’s a Fulci film without zombies or a huge amount of gore —  it has a surprisingly large number of fans (including Quentin Tarantino).  At the time of its release, however, it failed at the box office and so hurt Fulci’s reputation that the producers of Zombi 2 were able to hire him cheap whereas previously, they wouldn’t have been able to afford him.  Hence, it can be argued that the success of Zombi 2 was directly the result of the failure of The Psychic.  (That’s what we call the circle of life.)

4 responses to “6 Trailers That Will Save The World

  1. I have the impression that the great George Sanders took his life for broader existential reasons which would have transcended disappointment from relegation to a B-movie. But it does seem a bit sad that his swan song wasn’t in a better role. Check out “Village Of The Damned” for great old-school conceptual horror driven by excellent acting and intelligent dialogue.

    I like those winged demons in “The Twilight People”. 🙂 I also like the narrator in that one – I think he also may have done some other grindhouse trailers. You can’t quite tell whether or not he is taking it seriously, which adds to the fun.

    I think I would like to see “The Psychic” – it seems like it might be relatively coherent. And if it helped facilitate “Zombi 2”, then it is worth a look. I liked “Zombi 2”. 🙂

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    • As far the whole giallo genre is concerned, The Psychic is one of the more coherent entries. 🙂

      I love George Sanders. He was Addison DeWitt after all. If I remember correctly, his suicide note read “I’m bored.” I can’t imagine that going from All About Eve and Village of the Damned to Psychomania did much to help him as far as ennui went.

      For me, the narrators are often the real stars of these trailers. I love the way that a good voice over can just wring out every single ounce of melodrama from any tag line. 🙂

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      • Sanders supposedly had resolved decades earlier that he would kill himself later in life. (Granted, “Psychomania” would not have likely been his salvation.)

        He was apparently one of those artists whose craft did not really challenge their talent. Acting seemed to come easy for him, and others enjoyed the fruits more than he enjoyed the labor that produced them. But damn, he was good.

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